Unpredictable Comedian Harland Williams

hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and
today Reza just for last festival
speaking with comedian Harlan Williams
how many of you people here think that
marshmallows are just ghosts turns so
welcome to Montreal and the gist for
last Etzel what’s your favorite part so
far of Montreal and the festival itself
great great eyes narrow but they’re sexy
and they’re really nice great teeth
now before comedy apparently you are a
forest ranger did this help you in any
ways with your career now yeah lastik
log rolling I learned a log roll how
many guys these days do a lot of log
roll you don’t find that on match.com
I’m there waiting for you baby I have my
cork slippers on and I’m ready to splash
you you know the only way it really
helped me is is when you work in a place
where there’s nobody around you get a
lot of time to think and so I got time
to think about what I wanted to do with
my life I even had time to start
thinking about jokes comedy
had a lot of clarity up there part of
your charm is that we never know what
you’re gonna say next
do you ever surprise yourself I do I do
surprised myself a lot I really don’t
unicorn I don’t know what I’m gonna say
cabbage weren’t you the one that’s at
right now services are just fat unicorns
rhinoceroses are just big fat
white-trash unicorns yeah I mean think
about it you know at one point in time
unicorns were the supermodels of the
animal kingdom right if you saw a
waterfall there they were posing up on
the rocks if you saw a rainbow there
they were at the end of the rainbow
and like all supermodels they got old
they got fat they got used to people
giving them stuff they got lazy and now
look at them the rhinoceroses have you
ever seen a unicorn now but there’s a
lot of rhinos around right have you sold
any other mysteries like that
have I’ve solved did you know the people
with tracheotomies or just land dolphins
did you know that if you are making love
to your girlfriend if you’re a guy and
you throw a handful of tadpoles on the
sheets she will think you have giant
sperm did you know it’s impossible to
throw away a garbage can
hey I heard that from you I’ve been
trying to throw away garbage can for 11
years is there anything that you wish
you had been asked and never has so far
because we’re gonna talk about that
right now I don’t know where we go when
we die where do we go when we die well I
don’t know about you I go to RVs maybe
I’ll be you when I get to heaven then I
can just stare under the raindrops of my
own beautiful eyes cinnamon tears I
don’t think any other living creature
has the ego to the point where they
think they’re going somewhere else like
I don’t think a wolf or a bear or a
zebra thinks well I’m a zebra when I die
certainly I must carry on up there
but humans can’t fathom the idea of
everything just being over there like
well certainly when I die I go somewhere
else and live forever and I get Wang’s
bonus like it you turn into a
transformer when you die Shh his dying
things pretty good yes Optimus Prime it
was a tree thank you and I appreciate it
and it’s all you people out there
watching use your eyes not your ears to
watch that is right
you