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Top 10 Hilarious Peeing Scenes in Movies


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or stand up welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten comedic peeing scenes in
movies there’s something wrong with your
toilet for this list we are taking a
look at cinemas most humorous urination
moments hey big guy had going there
first what does that mean yes oh hell no
number 10 morning wood the 40 year old
virgin the chicks in the audience might
not identify with the opening scene of
the 40 year old virgin but any guy can
definitely relate having four decades of
carnal repression under his belt and he
wakes up every morning with a pitched
tent while going to the bathroom he must
position himself at a precise angle to
avoid catastrophe the scene works as a
perfect introduction to our main
character summing up all his pent-up
sexual frustration oh and if you assume
Andy will have better luck peeing while
sitting down think again
Wow
number nine I don’t really got a piss
Tropic Thunder hold up Matt keep it on
down the urine takes a backseat to the
hilarious chit chat in this scene from
Tropic Thunder with the cast spiraling
into their own personal apocalypses
alliances have to be formed
pretending to whiz alongside his young
co-star Kirk Lazarus aims to gain
Kevin’s trust and I know Stephen got
everyone convinced we out here making
plain of the Apes on YouTube some shit
but I don’t buy as if that exchange
wasn’t awkward enough
Tugg Speedman also tries to recruit the
actor turned soldier since tug doesn’t
need to be either he improvises with a
can of booty sweat I’m gonna level with
you bro I don’t need to pee it’s the
wartime equivalent of a water cooler
conversation
complete with deal ceiling but slabs
Lazarus it’s gonna torpedo the movie his
way a little in with his character I
think he’s getting cold feet
number 8 you ain’t cool unless you pee
your pants Billy Madison I had an
accident in Big Daddy Adam Sandler
taught a generation of children that
it’s cool to pee on the side of a
building in Billy Madison
he taught kids that it’s even cooler to
pee your own pants Hey look everybody
Billy peed his pants of course I peed my
pants
everybody my hp’s their pants it’s the
coolest at least that’s what Billy says
to save his classmate from embarrassment
after an accident
you ain’t cool unless you pee your pants
dampening his crotch with water
Billy sells the soiled pants look to his
fellow third graders hey man
Ernie pees pants too according to his
logic the coolest person there is
actually an old pioneer lady if peeing
your pants is cool
consider me Miles Davis gross
sure immature totally wait your pants
hysterical absolutely that was the
grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my
life
let’s go number seven is this your
special Bush Harold and Kumar Go to
White Castle
he’s behind Johnson I have to ask you
why’d you why are you peeing right here
have you ever been doing your business
in a public restroom and even though
there were plenty
other open urinals some guy decided to
use the one right next to you
why’d you pee right next to me when you
like choose that bush awesome I should
pay on this scene from the first Harold
and Kumar road trip captures that
uncomfortable sensation but takes it to
another level by substituting a urinal
with a bush this your bush you have a
special bond with this bush as Kumar
urinate a dead-eyed Jamie Kennedy
emerges as if from nowhere and joins him
I’m sorry
why tree hugger is it your special boy
we never figure out what this creepers
deal is but some questions are better
left unanswered
nice pubes
Thanks number six tiger in the bathroom
The Hangover
after a wild night on the town chances
are you aren’t going to be too observant
the next morning even the most hungover
person should be able to immediately
detect a jungle cat though when Allen
makes eye contact with the tiger in the
hotel bathroom his brain is too burned
out to respond
he doesn’t even sees his stream of urine
pissing on the floor and then casually
returning to the toilet it takes another
second but the party animal eventually
notices the actual animal in his
presence with a bra rias results number
five I can taste the bubbles American
Pie – it’s an American Pie tradition for
Stifler to consume some form of human
excreta I’ve got a surprise for you
close your eyes and you’re ready in the
franchise’s second helping Stifler
thinks he’s about to get showered with
champagne socata kinky and I like that
bad timing befalls the horny degenerate
though as his dates knocked unconscious
as John uncorks himself from the balcony
oh that’s they the stifmeister Stifler
is completely clueless as he attempts to
taste the bubbles how did you get it so
nice and warm ah ah I can taste the
bubbles but the truth eventually hits
him on the head second while the scene
itself is priceless
Seann William Scott’s horrified reaction
gets the biggest laugh of all ears – you
stifmeister cool number four mr.
Doubtfire mrs. Doubtfire
you never really know another person
until you’ve seen them go to the
bathroom you’ll likely learn more than
you want to though when Chris walks in
on mrs. Doubtfire peeing while standing
up he realizes that his nanny is
actually a Manny Oh mortified Chris runs
away as the he/she hurriedly zips up ah
caught in the act
Daniel breaks character and goes from
soft-spoken caretaker to Stern father
figure I’m not who you think I am how no
shit watch your mouth young man this is
one housekeeper who clearly has the
whole package but he/she wisely left
that off his her resume Ted yeah number
three bottle pissing dumb and dumber and
get a chance to go over with no time to
pull over
Lloyd takes an emergency pee break using
five empty beer bottles in this scene
from Dumb and Dumber was in one of the
empty beer bottles of effects on the
floor keeping his eyes fixated on the
overflowing bottles
Harry loses sight of the speed limit and
gets pulled over the officer decides to
reward himself mistaking the piss for
grandpa’s old cough medicine sucking
back on grandpa’s old cough medicine no
oh no sir oh no no huh yeah well what’s
that he quickly realizes that the cold
one was actually a warm one however
cracking up in disgust as the audience
cracks up in laughter certain oh hey
what else oh don’t don’t drink dude keep
your mouth shut if you knew it was good
for you buddy that’s what he gets for
drinking on duty
tic-tac sir
get the hell out of here number two
peeing fountain Austin Powers in
Goldmember Austin Powers had more than
enough urine to evacuate in his first
adventure
he comes up short in Goldmember though
accidentally unplugging a peeing
fountain Austin must stand in to
maintain his cover he tries to keep
going with all his fortitude but
inevitably runs low on fuel fortunately
there’s plenty of Aquafina and asparagus
on hand
although Austin agile he plugs the
fountain back in the guard is still
alerted by his pees potent stench this
leads to a judo chop and one of the
franchise’s funniest visual gags boy
chato coach Choi yo
I’m Ibaka dogon your seacoast in there
before we take a number one here are a
few honorable mentions stop the car
Donna what the hell’s gotten into you
my thing got stuck in my zipper a cup so
over my pants yo so I just drank my own
pea for the first time hey hey bad I
never thought to do it I always thought
you know
please think what I will but I lost the
money now peed my jeans sorry
feed him
number one Mic Check The Naked Gun from
the files of police squad Oh Queens
American goodwill tour in addition to
being a superb King seen this bit also
sums up what makes the Naked Gun a
comedy classic she starts out with an
already funny set up having Frank go to
the bathroom without realizing his mic
is on
the filmmakers don’t stop there however
they make his actions as loud as
possible
the crowds reaction as appalled as
possible and even work a song in there
then just when you think it’s over Frank
gets a second wind and flushes out a few
farts as a finale do you agree with our
list I’m thinking there could be a Teen
Choice Award in it for you
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