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Top 10 Hilarious Movie Drunks


it’s fun to watch them but if any of us
tried to keep up we’d probably be
hospitalized oh not again
join watchmojo.com as we count down the
top 10 most hilarious movie drunks this
one’s for your viewing pleasure so pour
a cold one and settle it
number 10 Billy Madison taking off our
list is the immature heir to a fortune
500 company
this means Adam Sandler obnoxiously
doing whatever he feels like
from day drinking poolside to chasing
hallucinatory penguins across his
father’s estate all the people that is
you a very nice penguin dare treat you
real respectable like the late Roger
Ebert liken Sandler’s performance in
this film to nails on a chalkboard but
playing a practical joke loving drunk
who pitted shampoo against conditioner
launched a successful film career
oh really for really stop looking at me
chuan number nine Alan Swann my favorite
year if I were to lay plasters good I do
this send a vomit jelly would you have
my soul this flick marks one of those
perfect marriages between an actor and a
roll who better to play the womanizing
and booze crazed swashbuckling matinee
movie star than Peter O’Toole a man
known for his blackout adventures as a
perennial lush so I said no I’m not
gonna do that but I’m gonna get done
that’s an option right there always an
option
this Academy Award nominated performance
is extremely uninhibited and results in
plenty of shenanigans as a friend
frantically attempts to keep Alan dry
and out of danger
number eight long Duk dong sixteen
Candles what’s happening Hot Stuff
number eight on our list is this
outrageously stereotypical foreign
exchange student the films greatest
source of laughs that meant him getting
his kicks while hanging from the ceiling
living it up in the trees or simply
napping off his hangover on random lawns
Howard he did in the end this lover of
Amazonian sized women lives his life in
America with the bottle as his favorite
roommate where is my automobile number
seven an eccentric millionaire city
lights Chaplin was being cheeky in the
naming of Harry Myers his character this
eccentric millionaire is simply a
blackout drunk
but it’s the millionaire’s binges that
propel the plot of city lights and make
for some of the biggest laughs and what
is widely considered Chaplin’s finest
film
number six berry Beerfest berry was once
the greatest beer gamer of them all and
then all that hard partying landed him
on hard times for $10 for a bj $12 for
an HJ $15 for a ZJ Berry’s is really the
story of how drinking can give someone
purpose and a reason to turn their life
around wait a minute what’s a ZJ if you
have to ask big man you can’t afford ice
at $4 number-5 morris buttermaker Bad
News Bears my name is slaughter Bay are
some coaches move teams and I’m looking
for Miss Cleveland
he’s a mean short-tempered utterly
irresponsible ex minor league pitcher
turned part-time pool cleaner and kids
league coach
so the perennial beer holding morris
buttermaker is probably the last guy
you’d want to leave your kids with well
how’d it go I lost what however you
probably have to be drunk to mentor
these troublemaking urchins
either that or Morris signed up because
he misread the team name as the beers
I think he’s dead he’s that kid he’s had
enough here what a mess
a lot of smoke number four Bob and Doug
McKenzie strange room what are you on
valium maybe maybe I had a crank his
tail hey that means start him up people
a startup come on e-bay we got a call
Barrett emergency get Wild Kingdom hurry
these two tuch wearing national
treasures of Canada know a thing or two
about their beer they defined popular
cultures image of Canada for 30 years on
television while this movie allowed them
to further highlight their pan regional
Canadian drunkard accent okay here’s how
to get a free beer a get a baby mouse
and like put it in a bottle and when
it’s so small
it’ll fit in like this hole but what we
love most is their booze-fueled
imaginations and refusal to let any beer
no matter how disgusting go to waste
what the hell’s going on in there
number three Arthur Bach Arthur
the tagline for this film is don’t you
wish you were Arthur heir to a 750
million fortune with a seeming mainline
of champagne I’d give it a shot for a
week
ha service is terrible well how’s my
drink that’s always an excuse
engine-room better house dodging peg
does hollywood’s lovable drunk
Dudley Moore’s jokey persona came to
represent the sweeter side of boozing
with intoxication causing his emotions
to bubble to the surface a hot buff
girl’s a wonderful yes imagine how
wonderful a gun who bathes would be get
best number two Frank the tank record
old-school you’ve come a long way since
Frank the tank and we don’t want him
coming back now do we honey
Frank the tank is not coming back okay
Frank the tank was a legend in his frat
days and then his brat days got extended
and turned into a way of dealing with
his midlife crisis Will Ferrell’s
star-making role remains one of the
funniest drunks ever committed to film
due to things like binging licking
strangers shouting rocking the party
stage
and of course streaking come on
everybody come on scoop super loop
number one John Bluto blue tarski Animal
House
John Belushi’s turn as the beer-guzzling
frat boy with the five o’clock shadow
instantly became the iconic party animal
character
bulu she was the breakout star of Animal
House and Bluto blue tarski
will no doubt mark a soft spot with the
carelessly lubricated until the end of
time ah thanks I needed that do you
agree with our list
through your blackout haze can you think
of a movie drunk you put on our top 10
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ranked Perry hey what the hell are you
doing you’re shrinking we’re going up
through the quad to the gymnasium
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