the baby boo yeah hmm okay so tell me
what is it like to be one of the few
morning comics yeah that’s right because
a lot of comedians are degenerates and
an hour shiftless alcoholics washing
hands Steve you looking forward to my
penis yes sir and while being a
degenerate and a ship was alcoholic I I
also enjoy the morning I like to go to
McDonald’s and get a Egg McMuffin with a
ham and their coffee which tastes like
will really like the sweat of satan’s
balls but you know what it wakes you up
and then I have about 15 pints of diet
coke and be ready to start the day with
a little Perez Hilton and get back in my
jammies and have a nap but before that
i’m just happy to talk to you Veronica
you’re so I’m so beautiful tell us what
is it like to be interviewed by the
website that you actually produce a lot
of rants for that’s pretty good it just
watch module I feel like it’s a great
relationship because I get to sort of
come on and do comedy that’s not sort of
stand up like it’s just sort of me
yelling at the camera man first of all
if someone is referred to professionally
as the genius they’re an asshole
remember that same to you ma’am I feel
like I’ve gotten a little cash a from
this website scene I want to come give
back I’m tattoo you guys throw you a
bone and then I’ll meander back to the
couch I’m saying on here in Montreal so
now you’re quite popular online so for
those who haven’t seen your videos yet
how would you describe yourself in a
tweet which is 140 characters or less
funny and you’re also mildly amusing yet
racist I know that in past interviews
you said that comedy helped you avoid
playing sports you never had to catch
the ball how else has it helped you in
life you do meet a lot of interesting
people girls occasionally welcome up to
you i actually had the first time ever a
fan facebook stalk me and facebook
messaged me and was like hey great show
teehee and like phone number i was like
honey and showed my girl look look what
you you date
guy who met a random fan so that’s kind
of fun well I’m so happy you’re here
because you probably like sports skin
acting so some of your friends probably
beat up some people like me and now I’ve
got the microphone it also acts as a
type of therapy because you can go up
and sort of I’m angry about this right
now and you could write it out and it
gives you a chance to think about it and
philosophize a little bit and then add
something funny so you’re you you do
find a positive edge to whatever problem
and then it kind of a kind of evaporates
how do your parents feel about you going
into comedy oh those idiots so my family
is really proud of what I do for a
living my mom has been okay with him for
the whole time my dad was very okay with
it and now has decided he thinks it
takes up too much of my time and I
should get a job he does not understand
that it is a job and it paid for but you
know what we still got a long and it’s
not like he’s like out there he’s not
like the father from Footloose like he’s
more like he’s more like the angry
lieutenant in lethal weapon or he’ll
just be like Riggs Murtaugh what were
you doing and then he’ll be fun again
that was a great question
we interviewed you a couple of years ago
and you really excelled since then so
where can we see in the upcoming future
two years ago when I was first
interviewed I was about a year in and
and I was hopeful and I was enjoying it
sometimes you just suck but most of the
time it’s their fault and any community
who doesn’t blame the audience I don’t
know how good a community in there and
now I’m three years in i’m doing a lot
more stuff touring a lot more so like
that so it’s as hopefully that continues
maybe get into one of the many festivals
around the world moon to some festival
work and just you know what hope for the
best you know i’m young dumb and full of
mcdonald so who really knows what will
come of this darquesse at least i got to
spend time with you it was wonderful
thank you thank you
what is it like to be one of the few
morning comics yeah that’s right because
a lot of comedians are degenerates and
an hour shiftless alcoholics washing
hands Steve you looking forward to my
penis yes sir and while being a
degenerate and a ship was alcoholic I I
also enjoy the morning I like to go to
McDonald’s and get a Egg McMuffin with a
ham and their coffee which tastes like
will really like the sweat of satan’s
balls but you know what it wakes you up
and then I have about 15 pints of diet
coke and be ready to start the day with
a little Perez Hilton and get back in my
jammies and have a nap but before that
i’m just happy to talk to you Veronica
you’re so I’m so beautiful tell us what
is it like to be interviewed by the
website that you actually produce a lot
of rants for that’s pretty good it just
watch module I feel like it’s a great
relationship because I get to sort of
come on and do comedy that’s not sort of
stand up like it’s just sort of me
yelling at the camera man first of all
if someone is referred to professionally
as the genius they’re an asshole
remember that same to you ma’am I feel
like I’ve gotten a little cash a from
this website scene I want to come give
back I’m tattoo you guys throw you a
bone and then I’ll meander back to the
couch I’m saying on here in Montreal so
now you’re quite popular online so for
those who haven’t seen your videos yet
how would you describe yourself in a
tweet which is 140 characters or less
funny and you’re also mildly amusing yet
racist I know that in past interviews
you said that comedy helped you avoid
playing sports you never had to catch
the ball how else has it helped you in
life you do meet a lot of interesting
people girls occasionally welcome up to
you i actually had the first time ever a
fan facebook stalk me and facebook
messaged me and was like hey great show
teehee and like phone number i was like
honey and showed my girl look look what
you you date
guy who met a random fan so that’s kind
of fun well I’m so happy you’re here
because you probably like sports skin
acting so some of your friends probably
beat up some people like me and now I’ve
got the microphone it also acts as a
type of therapy because you can go up
and sort of I’m angry about this right
now and you could write it out and it
gives you a chance to think about it and
philosophize a little bit and then add
something funny so you’re you you do
find a positive edge to whatever problem
and then it kind of a kind of evaporates
how do your parents feel about you going
into comedy oh those idiots so my family
is really proud of what I do for a
living my mom has been okay with him for
the whole time my dad was very okay with
it and now has decided he thinks it
takes up too much of my time and I
should get a job he does not understand
that it is a job and it paid for but you
know what we still got a long and it’s
not like he’s like out there he’s not
like the father from Footloose like he’s
more like he’s more like the angry
lieutenant in lethal weapon or he’ll
just be like Riggs Murtaugh what were
you doing and then he’ll be fun again
that was a great question
we interviewed you a couple of years ago
and you really excelled since then so
where can we see in the upcoming future
two years ago when I was first
interviewed I was about a year in and
and I was hopeful and I was enjoying it
sometimes you just suck but most of the
time it’s their fault and any community
who doesn’t blame the audience I don’t
know how good a community in there and
now I’m three years in i’m doing a lot
more stuff touring a lot more so like
that so it’s as hopefully that continues
maybe get into one of the many festivals
around the world moon to some festival
work and just you know what hope for the
best you know i’m young dumb and full of
mcdonald so who really knows what will
come of this darquesse at least i got to
spend time with you it was wonderful
thank you thank you
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