hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and
today we’re speaking with a comedian who
after choosing his wedding date was
royally screwed that’s right Veronica
thanks a lot thanks Prince Willie so sku
congratulations I hear you’re about to
get married thank you I want it noted
that I arrived for this interview in a
giant egg did Prince William still your
date are you still his know we had our
date first we had it for several months
and then they just announced it you know
the end of last year we’d already had
ours for a few months by that point so
you know I get it he’s envious who
wouldn’t want to be me but it’s a little
caddy I think pretty now let’s compare
your day to his he’s gonna have the
queen elizabeth is going to host the
reception and Prince Charles will host
the night before and the Archbishop of
Canterbury is going to marry the couple
and they’re going to have a carriage
processional route to the Buckingham
Palace what are you gonna do I take a
taxi to the slums of Saint Lucia and
pail liner hooker and do a perform the
service and then we’re gonna hitchhike
home Nancy may stay in the palace but
the palace is the name of the nightclub
the resort that we’re getting married at
and we not gonna ride into carriage but
I have hired some local children to
carve out a giant pumpkin and with any
luck at the stroke of midnight maybe so
you better be sure to wear a lot of
sunscreen then are you implying that
because of my Irish heritage I don’t tan
no I’ll have to wear a lot of sunblock
and it’s actually a good good point
because sometimes when the girls where
the bikinis and then something strapless
they have like tan lines and stuff so
all women at my wedding will be required
to be nude all the time except my mom
and mother-in-law to be thank you now
what do you think is the most important
thing to have at a wedding I’d say the
bride cuz otherwise it’s just you and
your buddy so it’s not really a wedding
besides of the bride I know some people
think it’s the open bride would you cry
I like an open bride for sure it’s the
one that I want open bride everybody
yeah I honestly just think that the
people that you really need to be there
are the ones that you really need I’m
sure there’s going to be quite a few
people at the Royal Wedding that Prince
William has never met for instance and
there will be no one at my wedding that
I haven’t met except the priest because
we’re getting Santa I probably won’t
understand so it might not even be legal
do you think bride should still wear
white on their wedding day well Nancy
could still wear white if she wanted to
but she’s going with an off-white sort
of a cream colored one I think that
Brian Oh people understand that people
aren’t waiting till till they’re married
to have sex now I know you haven’t and I
still think it’s a nice symbol i know
i’m just guessing is a nice symbol of
when it’s white it’s pure as snow but if
you’re from the montreal area you know
that the snow here is rarely white I
just wouldn’t get married in yellow
dress because then it looks like a dog
pissed on you now how do you avoid those
awkward conversations with the crazy
family members well here’s how i did it
go get married on a tropical island it
costs a lot of money to get to the
crazies ten did not be able to afford
that so we’ve really weeded out the
crazies that way there will probably
some few people that are difficult to
talk to and just jump into the swim-up
bar say adios amigo well thank you very
much and good luck in congratulations
again thanks Veronica yay open bride
today we’re speaking with a comedian who
after choosing his wedding date was
royally screwed that’s right Veronica
thanks a lot thanks Prince Willie so sku
congratulations I hear you’re about to
get married thank you I want it noted
that I arrived for this interview in a
giant egg did Prince William still your
date are you still his know we had our
date first we had it for several months
and then they just announced it you know
the end of last year we’d already had
ours for a few months by that point so
you know I get it he’s envious who
wouldn’t want to be me but it’s a little
caddy I think pretty now let’s compare
your day to his he’s gonna have the
queen elizabeth is going to host the
reception and Prince Charles will host
the night before and the Archbishop of
Canterbury is going to marry the couple
and they’re going to have a carriage
processional route to the Buckingham
Palace what are you gonna do I take a
taxi to the slums of Saint Lucia and
pail liner hooker and do a perform the
service and then we’re gonna hitchhike
home Nancy may stay in the palace but
the palace is the name of the nightclub
the resort that we’re getting married at
and we not gonna ride into carriage but
I have hired some local children to
carve out a giant pumpkin and with any
luck at the stroke of midnight maybe so
you better be sure to wear a lot of
sunscreen then are you implying that
because of my Irish heritage I don’t tan
no I’ll have to wear a lot of sunblock
and it’s actually a good good point
because sometimes when the girls where
the bikinis and then something strapless
they have like tan lines and stuff so
all women at my wedding will be required
to be nude all the time except my mom
and mother-in-law to be thank you now
what do you think is the most important
thing to have at a wedding I’d say the
bride cuz otherwise it’s just you and
your buddy so it’s not really a wedding
besides of the bride I know some people
think it’s the open bride would you cry
I like an open bride for sure it’s the
one that I want open bride everybody
yeah I honestly just think that the
people that you really need to be there
are the ones that you really need I’m
sure there’s going to be quite a few
people at the Royal Wedding that Prince
William has never met for instance and
there will be no one at my wedding that
I haven’t met except the priest because
we’re getting Santa I probably won’t
understand so it might not even be legal
do you think bride should still wear
white on their wedding day well Nancy
could still wear white if she wanted to
but she’s going with an off-white sort
of a cream colored one I think that
Brian Oh people understand that people
aren’t waiting till till they’re married
to have sex now I know you haven’t and I
still think it’s a nice symbol i know
i’m just guessing is a nice symbol of
when it’s white it’s pure as snow but if
you’re from the montreal area you know
that the snow here is rarely white I
just wouldn’t get married in yellow
dress because then it looks like a dog
pissed on you now how do you avoid those
awkward conversations with the crazy
family members well here’s how i did it
go get married on a tropical island it
costs a lot of money to get to the
crazies ten did not be able to afford
that so we’ve really weeded out the
crazies that way there will probably
some few people that are difficult to
talk to and just jump into the swim-up
bar say adios amigo well thank you very
much and good luck in congratulations
again thanks Veronica yay open bride
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