Are You Ready For ‘The Mayo Spritzer’?

we’re dead we’re dead if we don’t come
up with something for the help and boys
those lousy bumps hope means is done
everything telling everything that’s not
the attitude we need right now come on
big young healthy think sexy mayo makes
you younger healthier sexier that’s not
funny we lose this account we lose our
jobs Governor Eliot Spitzer gets caught
with a pro who cares shut up sister what
did you say Governor Eliot Spitzer gets
caught with a pro genius what’s are you
beautiful genius okay I’ll be right back
shut up yes it works no America is not
ready to be spraying something that
thick they can handle governor’s
cheating with hot aspiring musicians
they can handle anything gentlemen I
think we have something here
you