it’s time to say goodbye to grand
gestures I was fun the grandest it gets
these days is swiping right instead of
left as your local hopeless romantics
inside to report romance is dead
okay I’m gonna kill it call him what why
because your love life is boring it’s
not that boring you read a sex poem with
no sex I do stuff major problem was born
I have made sixty seven thousand dollars
and gifts by a prostitute no the gold
digger may be the sugar baby so are you
gonna get in he’s into arrangements I
could say something please don’t you
don’t have to do anything you don’t want
to do I’d like to see you again you
gonna date this guy no buzzer sounds hot
it’s not hot hot you scare me for gonzo
journalism the writer has to become the
story being solicited is just the first
part what happens afterwards that story
there was something about him that I
wealthy older people supporting
struggling younger ones is nothing
maybe relationships aren’t supposed to
be for love but for survival why don’t
you have a girlfriend
oh I spend my time texting or fighting a
mutually beneficial relationship I was a
sugar baby is dragging in all the hits
I loved your lost : I don’t write a
column okay white you’re not a hooker I
can’t do this right now you know how
this works
I don’t know what being a hooka feels
like whenever you feel stressed like
this how journalism works is you’ve
followed the story got your feelings you
okay this would be the moment where it
would seem all hope is lost but this
isn’t a rom-com from the maintance
[Music]
[Applause]
got bored but I got more than I was back
in so I sprinkled in a bunch of Marley no hey yo are you okay
gestures I was fun the grandest it gets
these days is swiping right instead of
left as your local hopeless romantics
inside to report romance is dead
okay I’m gonna kill it call him what why
because your love life is boring it’s
not that boring you read a sex poem with
no sex I do stuff major problem was born
I have made sixty seven thousand dollars
and gifts by a prostitute no the gold
digger may be the sugar baby so are you
gonna get in he’s into arrangements I
could say something please don’t you
don’t have to do anything you don’t want
to do I’d like to see you again you
gonna date this guy no buzzer sounds hot
it’s not hot hot you scare me for gonzo
journalism the writer has to become the
story being solicited is just the first
part what happens afterwards that story
there was something about him that I
wealthy older people supporting
struggling younger ones is nothing
maybe relationships aren’t supposed to
be for love but for survival why don’t
you have a girlfriend
oh I spend my time texting or fighting a
mutually beneficial relationship I was a
sugar baby is dragging in all the hits
I loved your lost : I don’t write a
column okay white you’re not a hooker I
can’t do this right now you know how
this works
I don’t know what being a hooka feels
like whenever you feel stressed like
this how journalism works is you’ve
followed the story got your feelings you
okay this would be the moment where it
would seem all hope is lost but this
isn’t a rom-com from the maintance
[Music]
[Applause]
got bored but I got more than I was back
in so I sprinkled in a bunch of Marley no hey yo are you okay
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