A Million Ways to Die in the West – Red Band Trailer #2 (2014) Seth MacFarlane, Liam Neeson [HD]

now you put that under your pillow and
the Tooth Fairy will leave you penny
there ain’t no tooth fairy idiot now
clean up that horse shit everybody took
the blahblah West the American frontier
in 1882 is a terrible place in time so
doesn’t melt it’s actually really
interesting how they do it there are a
million ways to die in the West outlaws
hungry animals diseases you know cholera
yes the black shit I would like to
welcome a new member to our community
welcome to our awesome town
what’s with this Fair every year people
died really everybody hold still
people died the favorite died at the
fair somebody and this urn is going to
die thank God somebody’s please don’t
shoot us on sex night you beat this guy
out of gunfight you’re gonna be a real
hero I’ve never actually fired a gun
before I’m gonna teach how to shoot
my earth vagina you’ve never seen one oh
I feel like I just have a piece of cake
or something it’s it’s that right there
oh yeah it’s this it’s like from here to
here oh but that’s just the outside
there’s these bowls okay I’m gonna close
the Bible now
watch and learn
you really do have a death wish don’t
you oh wait wait wait wait this your
shadows we barely know each other but
hey when it’s right it’s right huh I’ll
give you a little tap on the hat when
I’m good to go okay
a million ways to die in the West