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U.S. Nuke Found, Buy Mrs. Hitler’s Undies & CU in the NT: The Dispatch #39


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there’s probably reason why you haven’t
heard of these stories but that doesn’t
mean they aren’t interesting welcome to
watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
where we bring you the Internet’s
weirdest and clueless news stories this
week we’re talking about World War two
undies discovering cold war bombs and
relieving yourself historic style number
three earliest signs of people I’ve had
people come up to me on the streets and
say I know you from somewhere yeah you
do you pissed on my face friend mystery
is swept Australia starting with a group
of creators who worked in the shadows to
create a cheeky slogan to bring young
travelers to the Northern Territory of
Australia where apparently nobody goes
to visit the slogan which reads as see
you in the NT or see you in the Northern
Territory look strikingly like one of
those naughty words that Aussie say so
often they called me a see you next
Tuesday to my face and on a more
historical note a man who is looking for
a great spot to take a pee ended up
finding what could be quote one of the
most important sites in Australian
prehistory according to Jill’s ham from
the latrobe University what they
recovered included more than 4,000 stone
artifacts and three kilos of bone
material elder clifford cold heart of
the agnya methania people wanted to find
a stunning vista to relieve himself so
he took a walk up a creek bed and into a
gorge and quote found this amazing
spring surrounded by rock art this
discovery proves that aboriginal people
sell in australia 10,000 years earlier
than originally believed great choice
elder great job you guys are on fire so
proud number two some bomb deep sea
surprises
died it’s better down where it’s wetter
take it from me yet another surprising
climb this week as Sean smear chin ski
of Vancouver went diving for sea
cucumbers just off the coast of British
Columbia Canada instead of stumbling
upon the phallic seafloor dwelling
marine animals he’s used to Sean
discovered what looked to be a UFO
well bigger than a king size bed says
semirechensk e adding that it was
perfectly flat on top with a rounded
bottom and had a hole in the center just
like a bagel it turns out the discovery
was one of genuine historical importance
the most significant discovery in the
history of mankind 30 cesky had actually
stumbled upon a cold war-era nuclear
bomb dating back to februari of 1950
when the American Air Force was
conducting simulated nuclear strikes the
b-36 be bomber flew along the Canadian
Coast before having engine failures it
is believed the crew were so concerned
about the explosive material on board
they decided to offload the bomb into
the sea before crashing near British
Columbia hey what about major Kong
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number one political panties if you
wanna collect women’s underwear can you
just buy them they have to be won in
battle awesome any clue what 3,000
pounds can get you maybe a high-end
mountain bike 1990s era Mazda Miata Oh
or better yet a luxury timepiece I don’t
know sure those all sound great but how
about a pair of authentic war criminals
wives approved panties that was the
spending choice of one particularly
dedicated collector at the Phillips aryl
auction house in early November 2016
doled out 2,900 pounds for a pair of
lilac panties once owned by Hitler’s
wife Eva Braun embroidered with bronze
initials the panties were sold to a
private collector along with the gold
cluster ring and a collection of early
20th century black-and-white photographs
of the famous couple that Eva Braun had
style items of great historical meaning
such as these are preserved immaculately
meaning it is unlikely these panties
ever made it through the wash that’s
gross so are you disappointed that you
missed out on Eva Braun’s undies
phonetic Andy Cohen album better for
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watchmojo.com these animals may look
like boring lumps
but sea cucumbers have all sorts of
surprises yes but I’m not touching it
with my mouth
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