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Tracy Morgan: Classic Set at Just For Laughs from 2002!


[Music]
Montreal and with a black people and
Montreal and with a black people and yeah one brother right there to Rosa
yeah one brother right there to Rosa
yeah one brother right there to Rosa Park section
so I gotta watch my point on men beat
so I gotta watch my point on men beat masturbate you know and it’s like a
masturbate you know and it’s like a
masturbate you know and it’s like a process you know why because these women
process you know why because these women
process you know why because these women on the porno tapes are theatrical they
on the porno tapes are theatrical they
on the porno tapes are theatrical they make noise right when you’ve been
make noise right when you’ve been
make noise right when you’ve been married two years won’t stop making
married two years won’t stop making
married two years won’t stop making noise are we masturbate in sisli right
noise are we masturbate in sisli right
noise are we masturbate in sisli right we play this old do is cast and he’s
we play this old do is cast and he’s
we play this old do is cast and he’s like I’m appalled I’ve never touched my
like I’m appalled I’ve never touched my
like I’m appalled I’ve never touched my genitalia because you’re right that
genitalia because you’re right that
genitalia because you’re right that viagra for you like would you please
viagra for you like would you please
viagra for you like would you please just let it heal my mind is deviant
just let it heal my mind is deviant
just let it heal my mind is deviant watching too much porn
because you start to think every woman
because you start to think every woman in the world is like that go to work I
in the world is like that go to work I
in the world is like that go to work I can’t even have a normal conversation
can’t even have a normal conversation
can’t even have a normal conversation with a female at work she’s like in yeah
with a female at work she’s like in yeah
with a female at work she’s like in yeah dimmer I’ll put the files over here and
dimmer I’ll put the files over here and
dimmer I’ll put the files over here and I’m looking at her and in my mind I’m
I’m looking at her and in my mind I’m
I’m looking at her and in my mind I’m just like I wish my penis was right here
that’s out mid ah when we masturbate we
that’s out mid ah when we masturbate we actually we put the tape in we actually
actually we put the tape in we actually
actually we put the tape in we actually get in the back we get naked in the bed
get in the back we get naked in the bed
get in the back we get naked in the bed like there’s really a female in the back
like there’s really a female in the back
like there’s really a female in the back with us fix the color on the TV the
with us fix the color on the TV the
with us fix the color on the TV the tracking and everything do some push-ups
tracking and everything do some push-ups
tracking and everything do some push-ups get your veins popping out see women
get your veins popping out see women
get your veins popping out see women they masturbate too but they just do it
they masturbate too but they just do it
they masturbate too but they just do it differently you know we just go ahead to
differently you know we just go ahead to
differently you know we just go ahead to where women when they masturbate they
where women when they masturbate they
where women when they masturbate they gotta put the necklace they on like
gotta put the necklace they on like
gotta put the necklace they on like candles and like incense and put rose
candles and like incense and put rose
candles and like incense and put rose petals all over the pan put the canopy
petals all over the pan put the canopy
petals all over the pan put the canopy down and bathe and beaching it draw and
down and bathe and beaching it draw and
down and bathe and beaching it draw and get the vibrator
[Applause]
[Applause] let’s get straight to the point but I’m
let’s get straight to the point but I’m
let’s get straight to the point but I’m out
I’m doing Hollywood but you know you had
I’m doing Hollywood but you know you had some time in Hollywood you see the
some time in Hollywood you see the
some time in Hollywood you see the racism there not enough black people in
racism there not enough black people in
racism there not enough black people in movies like when you go to the movie see
movies like when you go to the movie see
movies like when you go to the movie see Titanic right
Titanic right
Titanic right Titanic was no black people on a shit we
Titanic was no black people on a shit we
Titanic was no black people on a shit we will ownership they just had us in the
will ownership they just had us in the
will ownership they just had us in the boiler room
boiler room
boiler room rowing
that ship hit that iceberg sure we got
that ship hit that iceberg sure we got away we seen all them dead white folks
away we seen all them dead white folks
away we seen all them dead white folks floating in the water we top them
floating in the water we top them
floating in the water we top them together made a dead white folks boat
together made a dead white folks boat
together made a dead white folks boat the USS hunky-dory we gonna make it I
the USS hunky-dory we gonna make it I
the USS hunky-dory we gonna make it I know what love is I don’t want y’all to
know what love is I don’t want y’all to
know what love is I don’t want y’all to think I’m just some pervert I’ve been
think I’m just some pervert I’ve been
think I’m just some pervert I’ve been I’ve been in love you only know what
I’ve been in love you only know what
I’ve been in love you only know what love is when you lose it
love is when you lose it
love is when you lose it I was dating this chick from Brooklyn
I was dating this chick from Brooklyn
I was dating this chick from Brooklyn she had got shot in the neck right she
she had got shot in the neck right she
she had got shot in the neck right she had to get one of them trigonometry
had to get one of them trigonometry
had to get one of them trigonometry things you know damn
you’re laughing at my woman for he’s
you’re laughing at my woman for he’s gonna get one in a man and I was gonna
gonna get one in a man and I was gonna
gonna get one in a man and I was gonna through the whole Hospital shit you know
through the whole Hospital shit you know
through the whole Hospital shit you know Sam rehabilitation everything you sure
Sam rehabilitation everything you sure
Sam rehabilitation everything you sure she got better she walked out on me
she got better she walked out on me
she got better she walked out on me because I had cheated on her and she
because I had cheated on her and she
because I had cheated on her and she remember that but please make love it
remember that but please make love it
remember that but please make love it was freaky because I’m a freak she’s
was freaky because I’m a freak she’s
was freaky because I’m a freak she’s crazy I love your dick put it in my hand
crazy I love your dick put it in my hand
crazy I love your dick put it in my hand and one day we just having sex oh no no
and one day we just having sex oh no no
and one day we just having sex oh no no I wanted to come in her mouth she was
I wanted to come in her mouth she was
I wanted to come in her mouth she was like Tracy don’t come in my mouth you
like Tracy don’t come in my mouth you
like Tracy don’t come in my mouth you know that’s what they all say don’t come
know that’s what they all say don’t come
know that’s what they all say don’t come out now I said well no she’s a cousin
out now I said well no she’s a cousin
out now I said well no she’s a cousin you come on my mouth people mess up my
you come on my mouth people mess up my
you come on my mouth people mess up my batteries check out these other great
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