Press "Enter" to skip to content

Top 5 Disgusting Dinosaur Facts


microvesicles it’s interesting gross
stuff and dinosaurs when you were kid
odds are you couldn’t get enough of
either welcome to watchmojo.com lips
there’s a dinosaur in this installment
we’re looking at the five most
disgusting facts about dinosaurs that we
could find things are about to get gross
like early Adam Sandler movie gross Oh
balls
gross number five some dinos dumped four
gallon turds that is one big pile of
how do they know how big a
dinosaur’s turd was you may be asking
well there is such a thing as a dumb
fossil we you not one of the most
well known dinosaur dung fossils or
copper lights as they’re called was this
piece found in 1990 by volume it’s about
two-thirds of a gallon or the size of a
bottle of Pop Plus a can of pop
paleontologists are fairly certain that
the sample came from a t-rex but there
are much bigger dinosaurs out there
by calculating their size relative to
the t-rex and its coprolite they figure
that the biggest dinos may have dropped
deuces that were four gallons and volume
paleontologists are also fairly certain
the dinosaurs didn’t wipe you will
remember to wash your hands before you
eat anything number four
t-rex sneezed buckets of snot still no
cure for cancer but we do know this
scientists have taken cutting-edge 3d
imaging that presumably could have been
used to improve safety features on
family cars or to study diseased baby
hearts and figured out what a
Tyrannosaurus sinuses look like they’ve
also calculated that their skulls
weighed about as much as the starting
line-up of the Detroit Pistons but even
so it was mostly filled with sinus
cavities that were big enough to hold
about 7 gallons of snot
god bless you number three dinosaurs had
one inch long fleas in 2013 Chinese
researchers discovered fossils of a new
species of ancient flea that were 0.8
inches in length they had sharp saw like
teeth to bite through the skin on
prehistoric beasts and their long blood
sucking tubes were like hypodermic
syringe needles and just like today they
fed on the blood of animals even
dinosaurs there were other prehistoric
parasites too including some that bore
holes and Dino jaws in fact about 15% of
all t-rex skulls found show evidence of
this infestation makes you wonder how
the bug got around oh right it’s because
t-rex is eight each other number two
dinosaurs or cannibals
yes many dinosaurs scavenged and even
killed their own kind for food gobbling
up all the parasites that came along
with it
not only that the fossil records show
that predatory dinosaurs actually
preferred dining on juvenile prey
baby even cannibals that’s less sticky
disgusting and more moral abomination
icky I ate his liver with some fava
beans and a nice Chianti
maybe it’s unfair to hold animals even
giant lizards up to human standards but
we are shame on you ancient lizard shame
on you
number one there is nothing not gross
about dinosaur sex
where to start
dinosaurs like modern birds and lizards
have a cloaca one orifice for both waste
and reproduction that’s right it all
happens in the same hole cloaca actually
means sewer in Latin because it’s the
place where everything ends up kind of
at the end point of a digestive system
at the end point of a reproductive in
Tomica system but that’s sink in but
wait there’s more
take the t-rex for example they didn’t
really have much in the way of arms so
to hold on to their mate during sexy
time they would have had to bite them
one of the easiest ways to do that is by
fighting he’s got a huge mouth very
small arms they’re kind of worthless
picture it the most formidable predator
in history just chomping on his
girlfriend as they get it on blood
everywhere
speaking of fluids never mind I just
threw up the titanosaur could have had a
penis that’s up to 12 feet long and
perhaps up to a foot wide how about you
did you manage to keep your lunch down
which of these factoids amazed you most
for more disgustingly fact-filled top
10s published every week be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
you
Please follow and like us: