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Top 10 Worst Things That Happened To Squidward


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worse things that happened to Squidward
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this list we’re reluctantly looking at
some of the cruel unusual and just plain
gruesome incidents for SpongeBob’s
grumpy neighbor and deluded artist
Squidward Tentacles fans have complained
that the show takes too much delight in
Squidward’s misery and they may have a
point
not only are most of these examples hard
to stomach but there will also be
spoilers number 10 fired from his own TV
show after learning how easy it is to
get on TV
Squidward lands a chance to host his own
talk show on public access unfortunately
spongebob Patrick and all of Bikini
Bottom get in the way as they break into
Squidward’s house and turn his simple
apparently the shows a hit but the
cephalopod gets booted off his own show
to add insult to injury they continue
using his house and his name for their
own insane obnoxiously loud series
first bucket Davo number nine patrick’s
patrick is running a lemonade stand and
ends up drawing a crowd with his black
lemonade also known as Squidward’s nose
inc to keep his business afloat Patrick
goes out of his way to terrify the ink
out of poor Squidward even going as far
as building a weirdly personal haunted
house you’d expect this kind of
conniving almost sadistic business
practice from plankton or mr. Krabs but
from the good-natured doofus to make it
even worse nobody seems to care that
they’re drinking squid ink until
Squidward takes over the business
meaning that he has nothing to show for
his idiot neighbor irritating his
number eight being trapped in cement
they wouldn’t know real culture even if
it hit them like a truck full of cement
after his TV time is ruined squidward
leaves his home in a huff only to run
into a cement truck and get completely
covered in concrete mistaken for a wild
animal he’s put in a zoo by animal
control where visitors laugh at how
hideous he is SpongeBob and Patrick
eventually break him out and leave him
in the wild with creatures that look
almost exactly like him what makes all
this humiliation even worse is that
never once does anyone seem to wonder or
care about where the missing Squidward
is but at least he gets a somewhat happy
ending afterward number 7 head go
boom-boom itis once again SpongeBob and
Patrick interrupt Squidward’s private
time with her annoying playtime
this time however Squidward ends up
hitting his head so hard it swells up
and he starts acting like a baby the
bumbling twosome acts as the infantile
cephalopods parents which leads to even
more head trauma
it becomes uncomfortably disturbing with
every hit Squidward takes on the noggin
and cringy with the idea of him mentally
regressing to an infant and his little
accident at work
thankfully a little ice brings our
cephalopod back to normal and we can try
to forget this episode ever happened
Squidward you’re back for your grown-up
self of course I’d grown up why wouldn’t
I be
number six losing his perfect sundae
forever morning Squidward makes plans
for a nice simple Sunday where he can
relax
sadly SpongeBob and Patrick take away
most of his day by annoying him he tries
to keep them out with a new security
system but it turns his house into a
rampaging robot that destroys half of
Bikini Bottom
[Music]
to top it all off because it was his
house he sentenced to do community
service every Sunday for the rest of his
life alongside SpongeBob and Patrick all
Squidward wants to do is enjoy his
Sundays in peace
but thanks to his good neighbors we’ll
never have that luxury ever again you’ll
be doing community service every Sunday
for the rest of your life number five
sentenced to boating school after
accidentally running into a stop sign
Squidward is sentenced to a day at mrs.
Puff’s boating school that doesn’t sound
so bad except he ends up in you know
whose class naturally spongebob is
excited to share a class with his
neighbor but his admiration comes off as
borderline obsessive and clingy – don’t
worry Squidward
we are boating buddies now the fun
doesn’t stop there as Squidward gets
repeatedly beaten up for inane reasons
until he’s too injured to complete his
final exam if his next class is anything
like this one that our grumpy squid
might be trapped in boating school for a
long time all thanks to his boating
number four squid Bob tentacle pants
your star will shine at the clarinet
recital tomorrow Squidward is preparing
for his big clarinet recital but when he
accidentally gets mixed up in Sandy’s
latest experiment he and SpongeBob end
up fused together into one two-headed
monstrosity this is doubly horrifying
for Squidward however in a bizarre twist
of fate the recital crowd loves the
two-headed freak and for a brief shining
moment Squidward is finally in the
limelight until sandy fixes the two at
the worst possible time with his recital
ruined and his newfound stardom gone
Squidward desperately tries to reverse
the process and the result is even more
terrifying and hard to stomach what
seems to be the problem
mr. tentacles it all started when I was
born
number three his morbid depression so
what’s your happiest memory Squidward
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spongebob wants to give Squidward a
happiest memory but all his attempts
only make the cephalopod even more
miserable and battered eventually
Squidward falls into a clinical
depression and there are some pretty
grim visual gags that make it look like
he’s suicidal luckily they turn out to
be tasteless fake outz in a last-ditch
effort
spongebob tries to cheer up his forlorn
neighbor with a party full of paper
mache doppelgangers of himself what do
you think happiest memory or what
finally having his fill of his annoying
neighbors high jinks
Squidward snaps and violently mutilates
the spongebob copies screaming that this
is his happiest memory well at least
number two his visit with spongebob I
will never visit you even the
cephalopods house takes its own share of
beatings blown up demolished in a golf
game the list goes on nevertheless
Squidward would never leave the comfort
of his home to visit SpongeBob’s
pineapple unless he was forced to the
little sneak borrows his vacuum cleaner
to lure him next door only to reveal
that he’s redesigned his interior to
match Squidward’s down to an eerily
microscopic level he copied all 492 of
my self-portraits
when he finally escapes this Carbon Copy
nightmare Squidward finds that his real
house has burned to the ground leaving
him no choice but to stay in SpongeBob’s
replica after a horrific mental
breakdown replica sweet before we unveil
our number one pick
number one his best day ever we’ve seen
Squidward get mauled by sea bears guard
worms and so on
but this is one of the earliest
instances of the poor schlub taking his
unnecessary lumps after a biking
accident Squidward ends up in a body
cast and thus SpongeBob and Patrick try
to make sure he has the best day ever
what follows is an all-day marathon of
pain getting burnt by hot soup having
his hand impaled all before finally
getting gruesomely zapped by a queen
jellyfish
well the twosome had good intentions it
only cements how hazardous they really
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