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Top 10 Worst Things Stewie Griffin Has Ever Done


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things Stewie Griffin has ever done
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for this list we’re going over the most
heinous misdeeds of the Family Guy
character Stewie Griffin number 10
kidnapping and torturing Bart’s enemies
most avid most vegan uh yeah I’m looking
for a friend last name Ki bum first name
Lee hang on hey guys do i got a lee
keebum when Family Guy crossed over with
The Simpsons Stewie and Bart hit it off
due to their mutual precocious love of
mischief it was all right dude yeah dude
however when Stewie sees Bart being
bullied by Nelson the nefarious infant
decides to abduct the older boy
subjecting him to torture including
literally making him eat his shorts
Stewie follows this up by capturing
Bart’s other foes tormenting and
displaying them to his new friend while
Bart calls him out on how terrible it is
they are still able to share a laugh
over some delightful wordplay I know up
who’s not your enemy but I just wanted
to say I took a poo that is funny
number 9 abandoning mother Teresa when
she overdoses I haven’t been this scared
since mother Teresa od’d in my car
usually calm under pressure even Stewie
can freak out from time to time one such
instance occurs during a brief cutaway
gag that sees Stewie driving a car with
a couple of druggies and mother Teresa
who has overdosed on drugs push her up
we can’t leave her alone
watch the bitch out Stewie demands they
push her out of the car in front of the
hospital apparently leaving her to die
there while Saint Teresa was arguably no
saint so to speak no one deserves to die
choking on their vomit so close to a
place their life could have been saved
number eight freezing a kind’ security
guard Stewie is a largely decisive
individual but his infantile fears can
rear their heads due to his naivete in
certain areas on his first birthday
Stewie mistakenly believes that a doctor
or a man in white will be returning him
to Lois’s womb
I think when aids Meath make a full of
Cheerios rather than return to that
prison
Stewie decides to leave for another
country going to the airport while there
a security guard gives him good advice
on facing his fears rather than running
from them you know son running away
never solves anything you’re getting to
be a big boy now and part of growing up
means facing your problems head-on
yes thanks Stewie freezes the man in
carbonite I only hope my heartfelt
thanks will keep you warm as you spend
the next 10 years in frozen Carbonite
well the non-lethal nature of the act is
relatively merciful for him it’s still a
poor reward for someone who was nice to
him
number 7 assaulting Jeremy when Stewie
falls for his babysitter laDawn he is
furious with jealousy when he finds she
has a boyfriend Jeremy girlfriend what
kind of sick twisted game are you
playing at rather than pining away or
declaring his feelings like a normal
person
Stewie breaks into Jeremy’s house beats
him up with a tire iron and then throws
him in the trunk of Brian’s car here’s
your iPod so you can listen to the
streaks while you gasp for Earth
although Stewie’s attempts at romance
with Ladon once he’s out of the picture
are unsuccessful he forgets all about
Jeremy and the teen is almost certainly
dead after being left without food or
water for several weeks oh I suppose
neither of us is really cut out for love
and wish oh my god Jeremy’s still in the
trunk number six killing his younger
brother Stewie’s rivalry with his
younger half-brother Bertram spans years
of real-world time and began before
Bertram was even born as Stewie tried to
kill him while he was still a sperm cell
their final confrontation proves fatal
though after stealing Stewie’s time
machine
Bertram travels back to kill Stewie’s
ancestor Leonardo da Vinci following a
lengthy Venetian aerial chase Bertram
succeeds though Stewie is still able to
kill his brother by shooting him in the
head
Wow that was dramatic while Bertram
nearly destroys the cosmos through his
actions Stewie could still have found
another way to stop his rival than
putting an arrow through his forehead
number 5
murdering new Brian although he may
mistreat him as will soon see Stewie is
Brian’s best friend so when the family
gets a new dog the insensitively named
new Brian Stu
is understandably upset despite the
affable new brian getting along and
winning over everyone else
Stewie remains loyal to his friend when
Stewie attempts to drive the new dog
away no Brian replies that he has humped
Stewie stuffed bear Rupert and we
especially don’t like the way you hump
that chair in the den well Rupert seems
to like my humping prompting Stewie to
brutally murder the dog off screen
dragging his dismembered corpse to the
garbage and leaving an unconvincing
suicide note and that is why I killed
myself chopped myself up and put myself
in the garbage number four where’s my
money
morning good day to you sir wait a
minute what the hell to pull a complete
180 from our last entry
despite valuing Brian’s friendship
sometimes Stewie is also relentlessly
cruel to the family dog one of the worst
things he does personally to Brian
happens after the dog makes a bet with
Stewie that he loses have the money by
tomorrow and there won’t be any problems
huh yeah 24 hours after he’s unable to
come up with the money
Stewie resorts to beating Brian’s
severely nearly drowning him in the
toilet shooting both his knees and even
lighting him on fire while the violence
is so absurdly graphic it’s clearly
meant for comedy the fact that Stewie
does such to a friend is pretty awful
you got till 5 o’clock freaking
psychopath clean yourself up
granted Brian does do pretty low to get
him back though ah this is gonna be fun
number three torturing and murdering
Brian’s siblings beating shooting and
tormenting Brian is bad but this is
arguably worse when Brian learns Stewie
likes Miley Cyrus he mocks him for it
and refuses to help Stewie get tickets
since they’re too expensive and hard to
come by God are you you crying to secure
Brian’s help Stewie locates all of
Brian’s siblings and traps and films
them and elaborate torture and execution
rooms the fact that the toddler goes to
such cruel and complicated lengths is
even pointed out by Brian wait you
managed to hunt down eight dogs that
were born years ago on a farm in Texas
and you can’t manage to get Hannah
Montana tickets that’s
well I said and the fact that it’s his
first or even second instinct is rather
disturbing number two watching his
therapist die a unique episode from the
sixteenth season sees the entire episode
devoted to Stewie seeing a child
psychologist in it Stewie is honest
about many aspects of his insecurities
and persona the point is Stewie has a
British accent that’s like a known thing
ask anyone I’m afraid I don’t as the
session draws to a close
dr. pritchfield begins having a heart
attack but instead of helping him
Stewie does nothing because he doesn’t
want to risk anyone else discovering his
secrets
not to sound ghoulish but any indication
how much longer you’re going to linger
still he has killed plenty of people as
we’ve already seen but his heartless
inaction here is particularly shocking
it’s also clear that even he’s unnerved
by what he’s done or rather failed to do
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable more rather
dishonorable mentions you must impress
that effervescing self possessing no
this is look look I’m just messing with
you man you do whatever you want I was
just kidding you why are you so serious
MoMA has candy kisses all right that’s
enough
number one trying to kill Lois from the
very beginning of Family Guy Stewie has
made no effort to hide his contempt for
Lois or his many attempts to murder her
he’s come close to succeeding on several
occasions and while the two-parter
Stewie kills Louis and Louis kills
Stewie offers a fun what-if scenario the
closest the matricidal boy has come to
success was arguably when it was
ironically impossible for him to succeed
during death’s holiday Stewie knocks
Lois down the stairs drops a cabinet on
her and then throws a grenade in the
cabinet and he would have gotten away
with it had death been a possibility
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