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today we’re counting down our picks for
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for this list we’re reluctantly trudging
through all the detestable acts of Stan
Smith to review the worst deeds he’s
committed and trust us these are only a
select few number 10 he blinded himself
and admitted to only marrying Francine
for her looks there’s no denying that
Francine’s a beautiful woman and Stan is
a very lucky man to have married her
she is just beautiful that’s the reason
I married her that’s not the only reason
yes it is before they renew their vows
however Stan reveals to Francine that
her looks are all that matter to him
angered by this Francine forgoes her
daily beauty regime showing how shallow
Stan can be I’m ready to renew our vows
hmm not one to be deterred Stan does
what he believes is righteous and blinds
himself he wants his marriage to work so
bad but openly admits Francine is so
disgusting he had no choice but to blind
himself
I had my retinas removed I’m completely
blind a toast to us he’s talking about
not being able to see beauty on the
inside this was a test to see if you
loved me for who I am and you failed
number nine he torments the formerly
human Klaus Stan will do anything for
his country and after the USA Olympic
skiing team was threatened by Klaus his
talent
the CIA opted to swap the German
athletes brain with that of a fish Stan
then took the now aquatic German into
now a harmless goldfish may not seem too
terrible at first but Stan has done
nothing but torture Klaus in his own
home ignoring him silencing him and even
refusing to give Klaus his body back
after the whole ordeal then please put
me back in my body
Wow sounds like a hassle not like it it
matter too much anyway since thanks to
Stan’s and confidence
Klaus his body is useless now hey I need
that Klaus Heisler body that came in
last week
sure thing it’s right here number eight
he evicted his entire neighborhood
because they made fun of him we all have
the neighbors that gossip behind our
backs make jokes and point out our flaws
but for Stan he just doesn’t understand
how someone may or may not always like
him oh my god oh my god I’m not beloved
I’m hated I’m surrounded by people who
hate me after spying on his neighbors he
finds nothing he does will make them
love him so he does what any regular CIA
agent with extreme insecurities would do
evict everyone in the neighborhood
honey good news the neighbors no longer
hate me because they’re no longer our
neighbors in other words there goes the
neighborhood
of course his own family is no exception
and he’s more than willing to do the
same to them we’d hate to see what he
would do if they were mean right to his
face what are we gonna do about dad he’s
completely lost it if he hears us his
send us all to the cornfield moto number
seven he became Steve’s tormentor steve
is not exactly the athletic type or
courageous or outgoing or popular no the
list goes on so what’s the best method
to help build up your nerd son why
becoming their bully of course you’re a
wimp
and you need a bully to toughen you up
well now you got one me but give me your
watch that’s right Steve’s own father
goes out of his way to be Steve’s
ultimate bully in the hopes of turning
him into a man hmm delish want a sip oh
yes please I would love some pie no
parent reason little bullying torturing
him in and out of school Stan becomes
even less of the father figure he was
turning into nothing more than a
nightmare for Steve who’s doing this to
it’s only through the help of another
thug that stan has taken down a peg and
while we don’t condone bullying we think
Stan deserves this you tell me when you
feel I’ve gotten his oranges up the
stairs okay number six
he abandoned Francine and Hayley to a
vengeful Roger Stan’s relationship with
his family has always been questionable
to say the least but his devotion truly
comes into question during what looks to
be their final moments dan can you
please just put a jumpsuit on like the
rest of us no can do
earth stan is boxers space stan is
panties after a roast gone wrong since
their vengeful alien companion Roger out
for blood The Smiths escaped to a space
station only to be chased down and
hunted in sci-fi thriller styles when
Francine and Hayley plead for Stan to
help he turns tail and runs to the
nearest escape pod he displays zero
empathy for what he believes to be their
demise concerned only with his own
safety well I did all I could
number five he murdered the clones of
teenage girls Stan’s done plenty of
damage to his own children but to kill
Steve’s raised clone was taking it a bit
far if the world discovered the CIA was
cloning things they’d shut us down for
playing God you know who else played God
George Burns and he’s dead after Steve
Hughes DNA of a girl to create clones he
raised her from a child into a young
woman and while it was the intent to
have intercourse with her he began to
see her in a fatherly light
didn’t think ahead in any of it
seriously sick trim bro Stan however
sees the cloned girls as nothing more
than reasons to get him fired by the CIA
and elects to kill the two Stan don’t
judge me with just a clone
well the clones are revealed to have
only lasted a brief time it’s pretty
sadistic to see Stan kill two young
girls who the two boys became attached
to just to be sure number four he ran a
sweatshop of illegal immigrants Stan
doesn’t really understand the plight of
illegal immigrants or labor laws or
common decency what happened to the land
of the free these people have a right to
be here people they’re parasites sucking
on the rich blood of America and we need
that blood to shed for oil when his
dream of holiday-themed bears hitting
the store shelves seems out of reach out
comes a ray of hope in the form of
Haley’s boyfriend an illegal immigrant
who can sew up bears in record time how
would you like to come work for me I’ll
pay you $2 an hour and all the mr. Pibb
you can drink maximum to a day not
thinking much of them
Stan employs the boy and his family to
make up the Bears he needs with little
to no time for themselves and wages that
would borderline slavery ah the sweet
sound of illegals working for pennies on
the dollar to make matters worse Stan
sees this as him giving these people a
better chance at life and not as the
sweatshop it truly is you have a big
future here Paco in ten years you could
be making five bucks an hour and be up
to seven pips a day number three he
racially profiled his neighbors and
locks them up Stan’s a racist plain and
simple and it’s not exactly well-hidden
so whoa what part of Islam do you hail
from well my parents were from Iran but
I was born in Cleveland Lilly you know
we also have a Cleveland here in America
and it’ll be just super if you didn’t
blow it up when Francine invites the new
Iranian neighbors his ignorance comes
out in full blast frisking them and even
refusing to listen to them not satisfied
until he finds proof he begins to spy on
them and when that doesn’t work he locks
them up in a self-made detention center
in his backyard I’ve acted horribly to
you guys I’m sorry sorry you’re
of course you might wonder how all his
neighbors would put up with this
behavior until he locks them in they’re
too stubborn and ignorant to the very
end this is one episode where Stan
doesn’t even learn his lesson unless
somehow they brainwashed me to do their
bidding good god
I’m the terrorist number two he stole
Greg and Terry’s baby Stan is a
right-wing extremist nut and while he
has opened up a teensy bit more each
season his mind remains shut tight on
many aspects of modernity including a
gay couple having children if two men
want to open up to each other and share
a love more sweet and exquisite than
anything a man and woman could ever find
together then that’s their problem but
when they try to bring a child into it I
gotta put my foot down when Francine
carries Greg and Terry’s child Stan
feigns concern only to kidnap the baby
immediately after she’s born don’t you
worry little girl we’re gonna find you a
real home still in complete denial that
two people of the same sex can raise a
child properly
he even kidnaps another same-sex couples
children to take them to an orphanage
where maybe someday they’ll be adopted
by a straight couple you know we could
have turned him in to the cops but that
would have just created another monster
how this man even raised his own
children is oh wait yeah he did a
terrible job with that too come on gimme
a hug
you know you want to ah that wasn’t
campy at all before we unveil the worst
of Stan here are some dishonorable
mentions so for 35 years you’ve been
killing your mother’s dates no I’ve been
abducting them and dumping them on an
uncharted island Murray wins nay son a
machine gun well seems a bit dangerous
for me all of our vacations the only
thing that ever brought this family
together have been a big fat fake lie
yes
number one he put Francine in a
psychiatric ward just to stall for time
Francine’s probably put up with the
worst from Stan from being shot in the
arm to her pressing any idea she
presented that might change their
lifestyle how she stayed married to him
for over 20 years is a mystery
forgetting their anniversary yet again
Stan decides that he would rather commit
her to a psyche
patric hospital and only then come up
with an idea for a present then hear her
nag at him again don’t go beautiful this
would already be horrible enough if it
weren’t for the fact that he forgets he
left her in there and then gives her a
bucket of fried chicken as a gift happy
anniversary
yeah we’ve got to agree with Francine on
this one I hate you do you agree with
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the USA welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten worst things Stan Smith is
done on American Dad
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
Channel and ring the bell
to get notified about our latest videos
for this list we’re reluctantly trudging
through all the detestable acts of Stan
Smith to review the worst deeds he’s
committed and trust us these are only a
select few number 10 he blinded himself
and admitted to only marrying Francine
for her looks there’s no denying that
Francine’s a beautiful woman and Stan is
a very lucky man to have married her
she is just beautiful that’s the reason
I married her that’s not the only reason
yes it is before they renew their vows
however Stan reveals to Francine that
her looks are all that matter to him
angered by this Francine forgoes her
daily beauty regime showing how shallow
Stan can be I’m ready to renew our vows
hmm not one to be deterred Stan does
what he believes is righteous and blinds
himself he wants his marriage to work so
bad but openly admits Francine is so
disgusting he had no choice but to blind
himself
I had my retinas removed I’m completely
blind a toast to us he’s talking about
not being able to see beauty on the
inside this was a test to see if you
loved me for who I am and you failed
number nine he torments the formerly
human Klaus Stan will do anything for
his country and after the USA Olympic
skiing team was threatened by Klaus his
talent
the CIA opted to swap the German
athletes brain with that of a fish Stan
then took the now aquatic German into
now a harmless goldfish may not seem too
terrible at first but Stan has done
nothing but torture Klaus in his own
home ignoring him silencing him and even
refusing to give Klaus his body back
after the whole ordeal then please put
me back in my body
Wow sounds like a hassle not like it it
matter too much anyway since thanks to
Stan’s and confidence
Klaus his body is useless now hey I need
that Klaus Heisler body that came in
last week
sure thing it’s right here number eight
he evicted his entire neighborhood
because they made fun of him we all have
the neighbors that gossip behind our
backs make jokes and point out our flaws
but for Stan he just doesn’t understand
how someone may or may not always like
him oh my god oh my god I’m not beloved
I’m hated I’m surrounded by people who
hate me after spying on his neighbors he
finds nothing he does will make them
love him so he does what any regular CIA
agent with extreme insecurities would do
evict everyone in the neighborhood
honey good news the neighbors no longer
hate me because they’re no longer our
neighbors in other words there goes the
neighborhood
of course his own family is no exception
and he’s more than willing to do the
same to them we’d hate to see what he
would do if they were mean right to his
face what are we gonna do about dad he’s
completely lost it if he hears us his
send us all to the cornfield moto number
seven he became Steve’s tormentor steve
is not exactly the athletic type or
courageous or outgoing or popular no the
list goes on so what’s the best method
to help build up your nerd son why
becoming their bully of course you’re a
wimp
and you need a bully to toughen you up
well now you got one me but give me your
watch that’s right Steve’s own father
goes out of his way to be Steve’s
ultimate bully in the hopes of turning
him into a man hmm delish want a sip oh
yes please I would love some pie no
parent reason little bullying torturing
him in and out of school Stan becomes
even less of the father figure he was
turning into nothing more than a
nightmare for Steve who’s doing this to
it’s only through the help of another
thug that stan has taken down a peg and
while we don’t condone bullying we think
Stan deserves this you tell me when you
feel I’ve gotten his oranges up the
stairs okay number six
he abandoned Francine and Hayley to a
vengeful Roger Stan’s relationship with
his family has always been questionable
to say the least but his devotion truly
comes into question during what looks to
be their final moments dan can you
please just put a jumpsuit on like the
rest of us no can do
earth stan is boxers space stan is
panties after a roast gone wrong since
their vengeful alien companion Roger out
for blood The Smiths escaped to a space
station only to be chased down and
hunted in sci-fi thriller styles when
Francine and Hayley plead for Stan to
help he turns tail and runs to the
nearest escape pod he displays zero
empathy for what he believes to be their
demise concerned only with his own
safety well I did all I could
number five he murdered the clones of
teenage girls Stan’s done plenty of
damage to his own children but to kill
Steve’s raised clone was taking it a bit
far if the world discovered the CIA was
cloning things they’d shut us down for
playing God you know who else played God
George Burns and he’s dead after Steve
Hughes DNA of a girl to create clones he
raised her from a child into a young
woman and while it was the intent to
have intercourse with her he began to
see her in a fatherly light
didn’t think ahead in any of it
seriously sick trim bro Stan however
sees the cloned girls as nothing more
than reasons to get him fired by the CIA
and elects to kill the two Stan don’t
judge me with just a clone
well the clones are revealed to have
only lasted a brief time it’s pretty
sadistic to see Stan kill two young
girls who the two boys became attached
to just to be sure number four he ran a
sweatshop of illegal immigrants Stan
doesn’t really understand the plight of
illegal immigrants or labor laws or
common decency what happened to the land
of the free these people have a right to
be here people they’re parasites sucking
on the rich blood of America and we need
that blood to shed for oil when his
dream of holiday-themed bears hitting
the store shelves seems out of reach out
comes a ray of hope in the form of
Haley’s boyfriend an illegal immigrant
who can sew up bears in record time how
would you like to come work for me I’ll
pay you $2 an hour and all the mr. Pibb
you can drink maximum to a day not
thinking much of them
Stan employs the boy and his family to
make up the Bears he needs with little
to no time for themselves and wages that
would borderline slavery ah the sweet
sound of illegals working for pennies on
the dollar to make matters worse Stan
sees this as him giving these people a
better chance at life and not as the
sweatshop it truly is you have a big
future here Paco in ten years you could
be making five bucks an hour and be up
to seven pips a day number three he
racially profiled his neighbors and
locks them up Stan’s a racist plain and
simple and it’s not exactly well-hidden
so whoa what part of Islam do you hail
from well my parents were from Iran but
I was born in Cleveland Lilly you know
we also have a Cleveland here in America
and it’ll be just super if you didn’t
blow it up when Francine invites the new
Iranian neighbors his ignorance comes
out in full blast frisking them and even
refusing to listen to them not satisfied
until he finds proof he begins to spy on
them and when that doesn’t work he locks
them up in a self-made detention center
in his backyard I’ve acted horribly to
you guys I’m sorry sorry you’re
of course you might wonder how all his
neighbors would put up with this
behavior until he locks them in they’re
too stubborn and ignorant to the very
end this is one episode where Stan
doesn’t even learn his lesson unless
somehow they brainwashed me to do their
bidding good god
I’m the terrorist number two he stole
Greg and Terry’s baby Stan is a
right-wing extremist nut and while he
has opened up a teensy bit more each
season his mind remains shut tight on
many aspects of modernity including a
gay couple having children if two men
want to open up to each other and share
a love more sweet and exquisite than
anything a man and woman could ever find
together then that’s their problem but
when they try to bring a child into it I
gotta put my foot down when Francine
carries Greg and Terry’s child Stan
feigns concern only to kidnap the baby
immediately after she’s born don’t you
worry little girl we’re gonna find you a
real home still in complete denial that
two people of the same sex can raise a
child properly
he even kidnaps another same-sex couples
children to take them to an orphanage
where maybe someday they’ll be adopted
by a straight couple you know we could
have turned him in to the cops but that
would have just created another monster
how this man even raised his own
children is oh wait yeah he did a
terrible job with that too come on gimme
a hug
you know you want to ah that wasn’t
campy at all before we unveil the worst
of Stan here are some dishonorable
mentions so for 35 years you’ve been
killing your mother’s dates no I’ve been
abducting them and dumping them on an
uncharted island Murray wins nay son a
machine gun well seems a bit dangerous
for me all of our vacations the only
thing that ever brought this family
together have been a big fat fake lie
yes
number one he put Francine in a
psychiatric ward just to stall for time
Francine’s probably put up with the
worst from Stan from being shot in the
arm to her pressing any idea she
presented that might change their
lifestyle how she stayed married to him
for over 20 years is a mystery
forgetting their anniversary yet again
Stan decides that he would rather commit
her to a psyche
patric hospital and only then come up
with an idea for a present then hear her
nag at him again don’t go beautiful this
would already be horrible enough if it
weren’t for the fact that he forgets he
left her in there and then gives her a
bucket of fried chicken as a gift happy
anniversary
yeah we’ve got to agree with Francine on
this one I hate you do you agree with
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