if you’re going to fail you might as
well do it spectacularly welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down the top 10 worst movies of 2017
I’ve got my dick stuck in a chair
earlier yes yeah you haven’t heard about
this yeah I heard everybody’s heard
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at the most unsuccessful films
to be released in 2017 to be eligible
the film’s need to have bombed with
critics fail to meet van expectations or
both of course under performing at the
box office is a big one to empty mess
this mess is gonna be filled with our
lovin number 10 all eyes on me hey Luke
but you can go further – hmm we got a
big platform and it was there to make
change after the success of Straight
Outta Compton in 2015 it seemed like the
perfect time for tupac shakur Death Row
Records most legendary alumni to get his
biopic turn on the big screen especially
after the nice little Tupac cameo in the
after mentioning sadly despite what
looked to be a relatively promising
trailer this movie failed to capture the
energy that made it subject such a
magnetic personality drop another album
and do another movie row Rotten Tomatoes
has it as a by-the-numbers biopic and
quite frankly that’s being a little kind
sir Kerr was a rapper who forced the
world to pay attention by contrast this
blend and often times downright bad
biopic was just easy to ignore
[Music]
number nine Baywatch Dwayne the rock
Johnson is an audience magnet put him in
your film and cinema-goers turned up
it’s usually as simple as that so
considering this was a remake with name
recognition and boasted another easy on
the eyes star with a track record at the
box office
that would be Zac Efron this should have
been a slam dunk or whatever the
lifeguarding equivalent would be that’s
what made this cinematic misstep such a
biggie yes because you were showboating
you want to be a lifeguard you got to
learn to conserve your energy yes it
still made a profit but well below
expectations opening weekend projections
were 40 million dollars and it wound up
at 27 point seven million dollars and
that was over a five-day opening weekend
need we mentioned it was also torn apart
by critics emotion mother number eight
rings be honest were you even aware this
movie came out normally it would be
cruel to single out a horror movie
considering the low standard of entry
for the genre but rings comes from
rather prestigious stock when the ring
was released in 2002 it was the horror
flick everyone was talking about we must
watch sleepover movie he’d even
satisfied critics a true feat for the
genre flash forward to 2017 and this
third installment of the franchise
landed in theaters with a resounding
thud and this girl says I’m gonna die in
seven days that was week ago tonight
despite earning second place at the box
office during its opening weekend it
received scathing reviews that
criticized well everything and more than
earned itself a place on our list
number seven chips degree wasn’t that
was more like twenty degrees
we love Dax Shepherds antics with his
wife and real-life comedic partner
Kristen Bell as much as the next man but
it’s been a while since he’s really
carried a film chips did not exactly
help this regard especially when you
consider that he wrote directed and
starred in it inspired by the formerly
very popular 70s cop drama D series of
the same name this adaptation was quite
simply uninspired she told me she hadn’t
heard from you since you initiated a
sexual exchange withering one a.m. that
was my bad it’s alright to have a
textbook cop merit advice your
foundation so long as you build it up
with quality comedy but in the end chips
was little more than a rehash to film
tropes that we’ve seen before number six
the circle because knowing is good but
knowing everything is better
have you read the circle by Dave Eggers
it might not be a heartbreaking work of
staggering genius but it’s a captivating
piece of genre fiction that explores the
rules of technology make it corporations
and social media in our lives so imagine
the excitement felt by readers when it
was greenlit for a film adaptation
starring Emma Watson John boyega and Tom
Hanks though you’d be hard-pressed to
find a stronger cast these actors easily
could have found a better film to star
it it’s the chaos of the web made
elegant and simple it suffered from a
lack of clear tone and identity delving
into relevant questions but providing
very little insight unsurprisingly it
also underperformed at the box office
have a drink have a good time and stay
excited you’re at the circle number five
The Dark Tower they’re not very manly
and when fans have been waiting decades
to see their favorite fantasy novel
series brought to the screen you’d
better freaking deliver The Dark Tower
is considered by many to be Stephen
King’s masterpiece
and according to the writer himself his
magnum opus it’s fiction so intricate
the dedicated readers approach it with
scholarly attention we just wish the
director nikolay Arcel and his creative
team had shown it’s similar respect I
don’t want any
trouble well then you smarter than most
hurry up the dark tower wastes the many
talents of idris elba with it’s boring
dime-store sci-fi fantasy tropes poor
writing and bland treatment of its
source material the fact that this movie
was presented as a sequel the
continuation of King’s beloved epic
rather than an adaptation further
enraged fans for obvious reasons so you
wanted me to face you old friend
Here I am Number Four The Mummy you will
have power of life over death what’s
worse than putting out a big budget
tentpole film with a tried and tested
action star and having it flop doing all
that with a movie that you’ve been
hyping as the launch pad for an
allegedly going to be awesome shared
monster universe wait the embarrassment
goes deeper still because this was
Universal second try after the flop that
was 2014’s already forgotten Dracula
untold whether Universal Pictures pushes
forward with her dark universe or not
there’s no denying that the mummy was a
disaster there’s a highway up ahead how
do you know I know Tom Cruise’s Nick
Morton was unlikable and the film seemed
more concerned with universe building
than making an enjoyable movie
honestly it left us aching for the
simpler days of Brendan Fraser’s mummy
any less question number three
transformers the last night guardian
Knights are going to kill me just when
you thought all these much-maligned
box-office juggernauts couldn’t get any
worse Michael Bay went ahead and further
tarnished Optimus Prime’s reputation
with whatever the hell happened in this
incomprehensible mess of a movie for
some reason it involves King Arthur and
ancient transformers who you know what
plot summary feels like a waste of time
spoiler alert critics have hoard the
film for once however it seems as if
cinema goers were actually in agreement
with the scribes value it’s only beanbag
dude though it did pull in over 600
million dollars that was actually
considered an under performance for the
franchise so taking the typical logic be
damned
yeah explosions Michael Bay approached
this installment proved that the
transformers formula may finally be
faltering with the movie masses let
those who exist long after us know that
this was our finest hour
number two fifty shades darker no rules
no punishments and no more secrets
honestly the closer we get to our number
one pick the harder it becomes to talk
about these films without feeling like a
bully but we must press on fifty shades
darker stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota
Johnson who have both proven themselves
to be far better than this franchise
returned to the series where they so
richly deserve the label
of the worst on-screen couple with the
least chemistry ever I hope you’re not a
sore loser depends on how hard he
spanked me okay yeah it made money at
the box office and likely made some fans
swoon and shake but it also made critics
and the rest of us lament the current
state of cinema
Charlie written and carelessly acted
this film hurts and not in the fun sexy
way my before we unveil our top pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions how
could someone so cute be so violent
[Music]
where’d you put the money what money
money
what money did your ID with the rest of
your covers you’re all over the place
you can’t keep you questions in a
straight line I’m trying to tell a story
here and you keep interrupting can you
kind of beat it cuz you’re a distraction
okay
sorry hey I’m James Emily what happened
to your arm
you try to kill yourself cuz you’re so
ugly violence isn’t the worst thing in
the world what is then apathy number one
the emoji movie just because something
has become a fixture of modern pop life
and culture doesn’t mean that you should
turn it into a movie
yes emojis are relevant but a film about
them is not okay we use toilet paper
every day to write but no one’s trying
to make a movie about its daily life are
they I mean I hope not literally look at
him I can look like that with a voice
cast that includes TJ Miller James
Corden on a Ferris Patrick Stewart Sofia
Vergara and Christina Aguilera the emoji
movie seemed like your standard CGI
animated kids movie but it was so much
more considered deeply unfunny and
borderline insulting to the intelligence
of child and adult cinema goers alike
this surprisingly cynical film was
unsurprisingly panned by critics
yeah sorry everybody that was not what I
mentioned to you do you agree with our
picks check out these other great clips
from watch mojo and subscribe for new
videos every day
well do it spectacularly welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down the top 10 worst movies of 2017
I’ve got my dick stuck in a chair
earlier yes yeah you haven’t heard about
this yeah I heard everybody’s heard
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at the most unsuccessful films
to be released in 2017 to be eligible
the film’s need to have bombed with
critics fail to meet van expectations or
both of course under performing at the
box office is a big one to empty mess
this mess is gonna be filled with our
lovin number 10 all eyes on me hey Luke
but you can go further – hmm we got a
big platform and it was there to make
change after the success of Straight
Outta Compton in 2015 it seemed like the
perfect time for tupac shakur Death Row
Records most legendary alumni to get his
biopic turn on the big screen especially
after the nice little Tupac cameo in the
after mentioning sadly despite what
looked to be a relatively promising
trailer this movie failed to capture the
energy that made it subject such a
magnetic personality drop another album
and do another movie row Rotten Tomatoes
has it as a by-the-numbers biopic and
quite frankly that’s being a little kind
sir Kerr was a rapper who forced the
world to pay attention by contrast this
blend and often times downright bad
biopic was just easy to ignore
[Music]
number nine Baywatch Dwayne the rock
Johnson is an audience magnet put him in
your film and cinema-goers turned up
it’s usually as simple as that so
considering this was a remake with name
recognition and boasted another easy on
the eyes star with a track record at the
box office
that would be Zac Efron this should have
been a slam dunk or whatever the
lifeguarding equivalent would be that’s
what made this cinematic misstep such a
biggie yes because you were showboating
you want to be a lifeguard you got to
learn to conserve your energy yes it
still made a profit but well below
expectations opening weekend projections
were 40 million dollars and it wound up
at 27 point seven million dollars and
that was over a five-day opening weekend
need we mentioned it was also torn apart
by critics emotion mother number eight
rings be honest were you even aware this
movie came out normally it would be
cruel to single out a horror movie
considering the low standard of entry
for the genre but rings comes from
rather prestigious stock when the ring
was released in 2002 it was the horror
flick everyone was talking about we must
watch sleepover movie he’d even
satisfied critics a true feat for the
genre flash forward to 2017 and this
third installment of the franchise
landed in theaters with a resounding
thud and this girl says I’m gonna die in
seven days that was week ago tonight
despite earning second place at the box
office during its opening weekend it
received scathing reviews that
criticized well everything and more than
earned itself a place on our list
number seven chips degree wasn’t that
was more like twenty degrees
we love Dax Shepherds antics with his
wife and real-life comedic partner
Kristen Bell as much as the next man but
it’s been a while since he’s really
carried a film chips did not exactly
help this regard especially when you
consider that he wrote directed and
starred in it inspired by the formerly
very popular 70s cop drama D series of
the same name this adaptation was quite
simply uninspired she told me she hadn’t
heard from you since you initiated a
sexual exchange withering one a.m. that
was my bad it’s alright to have a
textbook cop merit advice your
foundation so long as you build it up
with quality comedy but in the end chips
was little more than a rehash to film
tropes that we’ve seen before number six
the circle because knowing is good but
knowing everything is better
have you read the circle by Dave Eggers
it might not be a heartbreaking work of
staggering genius but it’s a captivating
piece of genre fiction that explores the
rules of technology make it corporations
and social media in our lives so imagine
the excitement felt by readers when it
was greenlit for a film adaptation
starring Emma Watson John boyega and Tom
Hanks though you’d be hard-pressed to
find a stronger cast these actors easily
could have found a better film to star
it it’s the chaos of the web made
elegant and simple it suffered from a
lack of clear tone and identity delving
into relevant questions but providing
very little insight unsurprisingly it
also underperformed at the box office
have a drink have a good time and stay
excited you’re at the circle number five
The Dark Tower they’re not very manly
and when fans have been waiting decades
to see their favorite fantasy novel
series brought to the screen you’d
better freaking deliver The Dark Tower
is considered by many to be Stephen
King’s masterpiece
and according to the writer himself his
magnum opus it’s fiction so intricate
the dedicated readers approach it with
scholarly attention we just wish the
director nikolay Arcel and his creative
team had shown it’s similar respect I
don’t want any
trouble well then you smarter than most
hurry up the dark tower wastes the many
talents of idris elba with it’s boring
dime-store sci-fi fantasy tropes poor
writing and bland treatment of its
source material the fact that this movie
was presented as a sequel the
continuation of King’s beloved epic
rather than an adaptation further
enraged fans for obvious reasons so you
wanted me to face you old friend
Here I am Number Four The Mummy you will
have power of life over death what’s
worse than putting out a big budget
tentpole film with a tried and tested
action star and having it flop doing all
that with a movie that you’ve been
hyping as the launch pad for an
allegedly going to be awesome shared
monster universe wait the embarrassment
goes deeper still because this was
Universal second try after the flop that
was 2014’s already forgotten Dracula
untold whether Universal Pictures pushes
forward with her dark universe or not
there’s no denying that the mummy was a
disaster there’s a highway up ahead how
do you know I know Tom Cruise’s Nick
Morton was unlikable and the film seemed
more concerned with universe building
than making an enjoyable movie
honestly it left us aching for the
simpler days of Brendan Fraser’s mummy
any less question number three
transformers the last night guardian
Knights are going to kill me just when
you thought all these much-maligned
box-office juggernauts couldn’t get any
worse Michael Bay went ahead and further
tarnished Optimus Prime’s reputation
with whatever the hell happened in this
incomprehensible mess of a movie for
some reason it involves King Arthur and
ancient transformers who you know what
plot summary feels like a waste of time
spoiler alert critics have hoard the
film for once however it seems as if
cinema goers were actually in agreement
with the scribes value it’s only beanbag
dude though it did pull in over 600
million dollars that was actually
considered an under performance for the
franchise so taking the typical logic be
damned
yeah explosions Michael Bay approached
this installment proved that the
transformers formula may finally be
faltering with the movie masses let
those who exist long after us know that
this was our finest hour
number two fifty shades darker no rules
no punishments and no more secrets
honestly the closer we get to our number
one pick the harder it becomes to talk
about these films without feeling like a
bully but we must press on fifty shades
darker stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota
Johnson who have both proven themselves
to be far better than this franchise
returned to the series where they so
richly deserve the label
of the worst on-screen couple with the
least chemistry ever I hope you’re not a
sore loser depends on how hard he
spanked me okay yeah it made money at
the box office and likely made some fans
swoon and shake but it also made critics
and the rest of us lament the current
state of cinema
Charlie written and carelessly acted
this film hurts and not in the fun sexy
way my before we unveil our top pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions how
could someone so cute be so violent
[Music]
where’d you put the money what money
money
what money did your ID with the rest of
your covers you’re all over the place
you can’t keep you questions in a
straight line I’m trying to tell a story
here and you keep interrupting can you
kind of beat it cuz you’re a distraction
okay
sorry hey I’m James Emily what happened
to your arm
you try to kill yourself cuz you’re so
ugly violence isn’t the worst thing in
the world what is then apathy number one
the emoji movie just because something
has become a fixture of modern pop life
and culture doesn’t mean that you should
turn it into a movie
yes emojis are relevant but a film about
them is not okay we use toilet paper
every day to write but no one’s trying
to make a movie about its daily life are
they I mean I hope not literally look at
him I can look like that with a voice
cast that includes TJ Miller James
Corden on a Ferris Patrick Stewart Sofia
Vergara and Christina Aguilera the emoji
movie seemed like your standard CGI
animated kids movie but it was so much
more considered deeply unfunny and
borderline insulting to the intelligence
of child and adult cinema goers alike
this surprisingly cynical film was
unsurprisingly panned by critics
yeah sorry everybody that was not what I
mentioned to you do you agree with our
picks check out these other great clips
from watch mojo and subscribe for new
videos every day
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