now well they can’t all be winners but
then again they didn’t have to be this
bad welcome to watchmojo.com I’ve been
waiting for you and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies of 2015
saddest thing you ever seen for this
list we’re looking at movies that had
their theatrical releases in 2015 and
that were panned upon release both by
critics and by audiences there drink no
the fourth one from the back not the
fifth one not the third one right
because it was fourth one you don’t stay
cold and not too cold we’ll also be
looking at whether or not they
underperformed at the box office
although that won’t be a major factor
for their inclusion here you’re fair I
don’t know dad you told me you’re a
genie right number 10 Jupiter ascending
remember back in 1999 when the Wachowski
x’ blew everyone’s minds with the matrix
and everyone eagerly awaited their next
great film where is still waiting always
expecting the worst from people funny
how often people exceed those
expectations this movie centers on a
cleaning woman who becomes mixed up in
destiny and spacing something something
a little pretty colorful shot
we don’t really know because the
screenplay was atrocious and the movie
seemed more like a showcase for special
effects and the presentation of a
coherent story it can be difficult for
terrsies or people from underdeveloped
worlds to hear that their planet is not
the only inhabited planet in the verse
even a talented cast couldn’t save this
which house keys disaster the next
mistake I hold you accountable
number 9 hitman agent 47 you my friend
are a riddle to me here’s what the
beginning of an open letter to Hollywood
should start with please stop making
movies based on video games you’re left
in here with me
and you just brought me mine
why on earth did you think adapting
hitman would be a good idea when you
already tried it and failed at it only
eight years ago we’re done dignity well
now we have an even worse film based on
the video game because of it holding an
abysmal seven percent on Rotten Tomatoes
this new hitman movie not only did fans
of the games disservice by taming the
violence but it also created a worse
version of agent 47 and pumped product
placement into it they want what’s
inside our DNA speed there were even
some points that we forgot we were
watching a movie and not an Audi
commercial
number eight taken three good luck
okay Hollywood we get it Liam Neeson is
a badass right now I’m sure you know who
I am you know what I’m capable of
you can stop now in this third
installment of the taken trilogy the
title doesn’t even make sense for the
story as it features Neeson running
around trying to clear his name of a
murder rap all you have to know is I’m
innocent give me two days I could prove
it I can find out who did it rather than
dealing with someone who’s taken or
kidnapped you’re always saying I’m so
predictable I wanted to shake things up
a bit make it a little less predictable
not only was the story completely by the
numbers but it also seemed like they
weren’t even trying with the action
anymore as taken three was actually
pg-13 tame and quite boring
Neeson appears to be phoning it in at
this point as are the writers with the
movie featuring some of the worst
dialogue we’ve ever heard none of this
is making sense to these tours thank god
this is supposed to be the last one try
anything funny they’ll kill you and if
they don’t I will number seven Aloha
anyway whatever have any regrets he
could tell that this movie was gonna be
terrible just from the title to be fair
it had all the makings of a great movie
a killer cast full of a list celebrities
and Cameron Crowe behind the camera why
did it all go bad we don’t know what
went wrong here but well something did
go wrong yeah and you know so much Oh
the cast was completely wasted on a non
compelling script and Emma Stone’s
character’s last name is in here I am
complaining about a mess Here I am
complaining about what the hell was that
all about not only was the romantic
comedy drama a critical failure it also
bombed at the box office
you sold your soul so many times
nobody’s buying any more honestly how do
you have this cast and make a bomb
madness but I am the better owner and a
much healthier option to number-6 Fifty
Shades of Grey
I would like to know more about you yes
here it is you can all breathe a sigh of
relief now you can almost hear the
public groaning when it was announced
that this erotic romance novel about a
businessman who’s into sadomasochism
would be made into a movie
Oh God
as was expected basically everything was
awful about it including the writing and
the acting it’s just beyond this door
what is like play wrong like your Xbox
and stuff but who cares we all know what
everyone went to see it for right sis
which one but even that was bad in the
end the movie was ripped apart for being
an excuse for middle-aged women to watch
BDSM which probably isn’t that far off
of an accurate critique actually
everything you play is so sad
number five pixels preliminary
indications are that we were attacked by
okay howl ago by who sir Galaga is it
cheating to include an Adam Sandler
movie on this list this one admittedly
showed some promise as it was directed
by Chris Columbus I’m just a loser who’s
good at old video games start Peter
Dinklage I know what you need you need
the fire blaster and was about classic
video game characters attacking earth at
all my sweet little boy look how big
you’ve grown while Futurama may have
already done that it’s still an
interesting concept quickly to the
escape tunnels many didn’t think Sandler
could get worse than the cobbler why
what have I haven’t done for you buddy
proved us all wrong with yet another
unfunny forest and juvenile cinematic
experience in pixels Brenner help me out
here no you’re doing great keep doing
okay and yet for some reason people
still go to see his movies as proven by
the fact that the sci-fi action comedy
grossed almost two hundred and forty
five million dollars we have something
better than light cannons we have a
positive can-do attitude I’m kidding
we are all gonna die number four paul
blart mall cop – i like you didn’t
choose to
security goes me
Hey look another Adam Sandler film while
Sandler was only a producer on this
sequel the action comedy does star Kevin
James which is really just as bad still
got it the story sees Paul attempting to
save his kidnapped daughter from art
thieves but it’s really just an excuse
for tired fat jokes and Segway gags how
did you put it good on one of those
things it’s been known to dabble because
those were so funny the first time
within abysmal 13 score on Metacritic
this paul blart sequel was one of the
most hated movies of the year and was
most likely just an excuse for Sandler
and his buddies to go to Vegas what’s
the Cape why are you wearing a cape Khan
I came straight from a haircut
number three Mordecai go upstairs and
freshen up you smell like a horse all we
can say is thank God for black masks
look at his face cuz without it Johnny
Depp’s career couldn’t very well have
been over in 2015
everyone knows you’re broke it’s not
that outrageous a statement considering
his starring role in this awful movie
with Gwyneth Paltrow
Joanna love of my life apple of my eye
which follows a bumbling art dealer
trying to recover a stolen painting but
he won’t do it for me do it for Queen
and country No all right Queen and
country traveling living expenses
reasonable overheads well it sounds like
an innocent Pink Panther ripoff the
movie was panned across the board for
being far too weird and for its dumb
immature humor you were lunching Mac
let’s look at the photo book especially
at the photographs audiences didn’t take
too kindly to it either as it only
grossed seven point seven million
dollars in North America officially
making it a box-office bomb
do you need help with your bags
no I do not need help with my bags I
have a command seven number two
Fantastic Four read here insane Thanks
okay we’re surely getting tired of
superhero movies by now now after
getting an unwanted reboot of this
franchise fans and critics alike were
left flabbergasted by the movie which
turned out to be unlike anything they’ve
ever seen and that’s not in a good way
if you want to stop in it’s gonna take
everything you have with a talented cast
absolutely wasted on an atrocious script
the superhero flick is full of
continuity errors contains pacing that’s
badly in need of editing and ruined fan
favorite Doctor Doom with poor
characterization and design you don’t
know anything about what’s going what is
coming
tune the director practically disowned
his own movie with a tweet claiming
studio interference was at fault
this guy doesn’t take orders well yeah
especially from people who say I don’t
take orders well
seriously this makes the previous big
screen iteration look good
yikes look at me you look at your hands
before we grimace in remembrance of our
top pick here are a few honorable or in
this case dishonorable mentions
I’m workin few missed so much there was
a hole in this family and I filled it I
Jerrica Benton and living the most
unexceptional life welcome
I’m sorry to have to tell you that but
he said yeah listen how about if I Vince
and I come in and see you to see me why
something wrong no it’s all good we’re
just gonna come by the office this
morning you’re free for what what’s
wrong
ah we need more money bye what’s going
on you know what’s in your room
okay well daddy’ll go up and make sure
everything’s number one Idol United
passions Football Association will be
the Federation at a national the
Football Association premiering it can
in 2014 before finally receiving its
theatrical release a year later this
drama about the origins of FIFA has a
score of 1 on Metacritic and a zero
percent on Rotten Tomatoes it means
nothing at all
if that wasn’t bad enough it also holds
the distinction of having the worst
opening weekend of all time in u.s. box
office history making nine hundred and
eighteen dollars our accounts are
disastrous criticism cited it’s boring
and unexcited story and allegations of
corporate brown-nosing
as it was 90% funded by FIFA itself
worst of it is I don’t know where the
money’s gone I mean I have my suspicions
but I can’t be certain one critic even
called United passions cinematic
excrement all of this may make you want
to watch it out of curiosity but trust
us
don’t the intellectuals go protest as
much as they like with their banners and
their tracts and speeches but then what
nothing it’s for God
do you agree with our list not really
what movie do you think was the worst of
2015 yeah I guess I don’t think about it
too much yeah I can see that for more
painfully great top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com I might have made a
colossal mistake Clark
then again they didn’t have to be this
bad welcome to watchmojo.com I’ve been
waiting for you and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 worst
movies of 2015
saddest thing you ever seen for this
list we’re looking at movies that had
their theatrical releases in 2015 and
that were panned upon release both by
critics and by audiences there drink no
the fourth one from the back not the
fifth one not the third one right
because it was fourth one you don’t stay
cold and not too cold we’ll also be
looking at whether or not they
underperformed at the box office
although that won’t be a major factor
for their inclusion here you’re fair I
don’t know dad you told me you’re a
genie right number 10 Jupiter ascending
remember back in 1999 when the Wachowski
x’ blew everyone’s minds with the matrix
and everyone eagerly awaited their next
great film where is still waiting always
expecting the worst from people funny
how often people exceed those
expectations this movie centers on a
cleaning woman who becomes mixed up in
destiny and spacing something something
a little pretty colorful shot
we don’t really know because the
screenplay was atrocious and the movie
seemed more like a showcase for special
effects and the presentation of a
coherent story it can be difficult for
terrsies or people from underdeveloped
worlds to hear that their planet is not
the only inhabited planet in the verse
even a talented cast couldn’t save this
which house keys disaster the next
mistake I hold you accountable
number 9 hitman agent 47 you my friend
are a riddle to me here’s what the
beginning of an open letter to Hollywood
should start with please stop making
movies based on video games you’re left
in here with me
and you just brought me mine
why on earth did you think adapting
hitman would be a good idea when you
already tried it and failed at it only
eight years ago we’re done dignity well
now we have an even worse film based on
the video game because of it holding an
abysmal seven percent on Rotten Tomatoes
this new hitman movie not only did fans
of the games disservice by taming the
violence but it also created a worse
version of agent 47 and pumped product
placement into it they want what’s
inside our DNA speed there were even
some points that we forgot we were
watching a movie and not an Audi
commercial
number eight taken three good luck
okay Hollywood we get it Liam Neeson is
a badass right now I’m sure you know who
I am you know what I’m capable of
you can stop now in this third
installment of the taken trilogy the
title doesn’t even make sense for the
story as it features Neeson running
around trying to clear his name of a
murder rap all you have to know is I’m
innocent give me two days I could prove
it I can find out who did it rather than
dealing with someone who’s taken or
kidnapped you’re always saying I’m so
predictable I wanted to shake things up
a bit make it a little less predictable
not only was the story completely by the
numbers but it also seemed like they
weren’t even trying with the action
anymore as taken three was actually
pg-13 tame and quite boring
Neeson appears to be phoning it in at
this point as are the writers with the
movie featuring some of the worst
dialogue we’ve ever heard none of this
is making sense to these tours thank god
this is supposed to be the last one try
anything funny they’ll kill you and if
they don’t I will number seven Aloha
anyway whatever have any regrets he
could tell that this movie was gonna be
terrible just from the title to be fair
it had all the makings of a great movie
a killer cast full of a list celebrities
and Cameron Crowe behind the camera why
did it all go bad we don’t know what
went wrong here but well something did
go wrong yeah and you know so much Oh
the cast was completely wasted on a non
compelling script and Emma Stone’s
character’s last name is in here I am
complaining about a mess Here I am
complaining about what the hell was that
all about not only was the romantic
comedy drama a critical failure it also
bombed at the box office
you sold your soul so many times
nobody’s buying any more honestly how do
you have this cast and make a bomb
madness but I am the better owner and a
much healthier option to number-6 Fifty
Shades of Grey
I would like to know more about you yes
here it is you can all breathe a sigh of
relief now you can almost hear the
public groaning when it was announced
that this erotic romance novel about a
businessman who’s into sadomasochism
would be made into a movie
Oh God
as was expected basically everything was
awful about it including the writing and
the acting it’s just beyond this door
what is like play wrong like your Xbox
and stuff but who cares we all know what
everyone went to see it for right sis
which one but even that was bad in the
end the movie was ripped apart for being
an excuse for middle-aged women to watch
BDSM which probably isn’t that far off
of an accurate critique actually
everything you play is so sad
number five pixels preliminary
indications are that we were attacked by
okay howl ago by who sir Galaga is it
cheating to include an Adam Sandler
movie on this list this one admittedly
showed some promise as it was directed
by Chris Columbus I’m just a loser who’s
good at old video games start Peter
Dinklage I know what you need you need
the fire blaster and was about classic
video game characters attacking earth at
all my sweet little boy look how big
you’ve grown while Futurama may have
already done that it’s still an
interesting concept quickly to the
escape tunnels many didn’t think Sandler
could get worse than the cobbler why
what have I haven’t done for you buddy
proved us all wrong with yet another
unfunny forest and juvenile cinematic
experience in pixels Brenner help me out
here no you’re doing great keep doing
okay and yet for some reason people
still go to see his movies as proven by
the fact that the sci-fi action comedy
grossed almost two hundred and forty
five million dollars we have something
better than light cannons we have a
positive can-do attitude I’m kidding
we are all gonna die number four paul
blart mall cop – i like you didn’t
choose to
security goes me
Hey look another Adam Sandler film while
Sandler was only a producer on this
sequel the action comedy does star Kevin
James which is really just as bad still
got it the story sees Paul attempting to
save his kidnapped daughter from art
thieves but it’s really just an excuse
for tired fat jokes and Segway gags how
did you put it good on one of those
things it’s been known to dabble because
those were so funny the first time
within abysmal 13 score on Metacritic
this paul blart sequel was one of the
most hated movies of the year and was
most likely just an excuse for Sandler
and his buddies to go to Vegas what’s
the Cape why are you wearing a cape Khan
I came straight from a haircut
number three Mordecai go upstairs and
freshen up you smell like a horse all we
can say is thank God for black masks
look at his face cuz without it Johnny
Depp’s career couldn’t very well have
been over in 2015
everyone knows you’re broke it’s not
that outrageous a statement considering
his starring role in this awful movie
with Gwyneth Paltrow
Joanna love of my life apple of my eye
which follows a bumbling art dealer
trying to recover a stolen painting but
he won’t do it for me do it for Queen
and country No all right Queen and
country traveling living expenses
reasonable overheads well it sounds like
an innocent Pink Panther ripoff the
movie was panned across the board for
being far too weird and for its dumb
immature humor you were lunching Mac
let’s look at the photo book especially
at the photographs audiences didn’t take
too kindly to it either as it only
grossed seven point seven million
dollars in North America officially
making it a box-office bomb
do you need help with your bags
no I do not need help with my bags I
have a command seven number two
Fantastic Four read here insane Thanks
okay we’re surely getting tired of
superhero movies by now now after
getting an unwanted reboot of this
franchise fans and critics alike were
left flabbergasted by the movie which
turned out to be unlike anything they’ve
ever seen and that’s not in a good way
if you want to stop in it’s gonna take
everything you have with a talented cast
absolutely wasted on an atrocious script
the superhero flick is full of
continuity errors contains pacing that’s
badly in need of editing and ruined fan
favorite Doctor Doom with poor
characterization and design you don’t
know anything about what’s going what is
coming
tune the director practically disowned
his own movie with a tweet claiming
studio interference was at fault
this guy doesn’t take orders well yeah
especially from people who say I don’t
take orders well
seriously this makes the previous big
screen iteration look good
yikes look at me you look at your hands
before we grimace in remembrance of our
top pick here are a few honorable or in
this case dishonorable mentions
I’m workin few missed so much there was
a hole in this family and I filled it I
Jerrica Benton and living the most
unexceptional life welcome
I’m sorry to have to tell you that but
he said yeah listen how about if I Vince
and I come in and see you to see me why
something wrong no it’s all good we’re
just gonna come by the office this
morning you’re free for what what’s
wrong
ah we need more money bye what’s going
on you know what’s in your room
okay well daddy’ll go up and make sure
everything’s number one Idol United
passions Football Association will be
the Federation at a national the
Football Association premiering it can
in 2014 before finally receiving its
theatrical release a year later this
drama about the origins of FIFA has a
score of 1 on Metacritic and a zero
percent on Rotten Tomatoes it means
nothing at all
if that wasn’t bad enough it also holds
the distinction of having the worst
opening weekend of all time in u.s. box
office history making nine hundred and
eighteen dollars our accounts are
disastrous criticism cited it’s boring
and unexcited story and allegations of
corporate brown-nosing
as it was 90% funded by FIFA itself
worst of it is I don’t know where the
money’s gone I mean I have my suspicions
but I can’t be certain one critic even
called United passions cinematic
excrement all of this may make you want
to watch it out of curiosity but trust
us
don’t the intellectuals go protest as
much as they like with their banners and
their tracts and speeches but then what
nothing it’s for God
do you agree with our list not really
what movie do you think was the worst of
2015 yeah I guess I don’t think about it
too much yeah I can see that for more
painfully great top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com I might have made a
colossal mistake Clark
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