as any movie made you feel mad enough to
walk out of the theater what we’re gonna
make welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’ll be counting down our picks for the
top 10 worst Hollywood movies of 2013
for this list we’ve picked the least
satisfying Hollywood releases of 2013
for our countdown these are the films
that looked like they had potential but
led us down in the end number 10
Hansel and Gretel witch hunters we all
know this story at least we think we do
following the recent modernised fairy
tale trend Hansel and Gretel are bounty
hunters who shockingly enough hunt down
witches oh that’s weird yes so here even
with jeremy renner and gamma Arterton as
the title ass kickers and famke jensen
as the head which this movie fails as a
dark comedy as a horror film and as an
action flick thanks to its flat
characters ridiculous script and very
tedious plot how do you do
don’t eat the candy number 9 The Lone
Ranger before it even came out it was
clear that this movie would be
problematic with Johnny Depp
controversially cast as Tonto dead men
strike fear in the heart of his enemy
but that was the least of the issues
budget problems delayed the project and
almost stopped production altogether and
while the finished product tells tacos
tale of his time with The Lone Ranger
it failed to capture audiences and
became one of the year’s biggest
financial flops could be worse worse how
could this be worse this company will
not make shit anymore
number eight jobs Steve Jobs Steve heard
a lot about it playing someone as iconic
as Steve Jobs is a tall order to fill
but the miscast ashton kutcher did not
deserve to Don his turtleneck if I do
say so myself
it’s insanely cool the biopic outlines
the initial failures and eventual
successes of a young man with an idea in
Silicon Valley but the script is so
bland that it sounded like an iPhone
manual excuse me just bored cease hurts
state of the art these these the logic
boards alone are nobody’s making
anything like this there what how dare
you however ultimately Kutcher made no
senses Jobs and that’s hard to get past
because the people who are crazy enough
to think they can change the world
other ones who do
you can join the RIPD number seven RIPD
the RIPD rest in peace department do you
even know anyone who saw this movie
gotta get comfortable with the visual
and the smell profile exactly despite
having two great leading men in Ryan
Reynolds and Jeff Bridges the film
bombed horribly upon release the story
focuses on bridges his character as an
undead gunslinger from the Wild West who
teams up with a young cop to stop evil
beings from attacking earth oh right the
mediocre plot didn’t even benefit from
the poorly executed action sequences
number six the host what no what is he
doing
no stop it stop now
no there’s only so much we can really
expect from a movie based on a book
written by the author of Twilight but
this one looked a bit better no kiss me
like you want to get snacks described as
a sci-fi thriller the movie is centered
on a young girl who has an alien
injected into her body as she fights for
control sounds cool enough but the film
fails to pick up on any of the complex
themes what you’re doing is wrong and
you know it
instead it chooses to sound like a 15
year old girl’s diary entry so now he
believes it too it doesn’t help anyone
knowing I’m a prisoner in here just
hurts them more number 5 the big wedding
you do speak English don’t you no no
actually I don’t
despite its star-studded cast there was
just so much wrong with this movie let’s
start with the ridiculous plot that has
Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton having
to pretend to be married in order to
appease their adopted son’s birth mother
at his wedding
if those two are still married then what
does that make me
my concubine then there are the often
offensive jokes about minorities he just
graduated from Harvard him and half of
China or how about the awful sex jokes
that sound like a thirteen-year-old
wrote them it’s it’s just all that at
least no one will ever forget it number
four a good day to die hard yeah dad we
were pretty much always in the mood for
another movie in this acclaimed
franchise but then we saw this one and
changed your minds fuck do you think I
understand a word you say this
installment is a very very distant
cousin of the original action-packed
film John McClane travels to Russia to
rescue his son only to find out he’s a
CIA agent this is it
fuck yeah double-oh-seven of pain filled
New Jersey the plot sounds okay but
there’s no on-screen magic and
everything falls flat in a major way
one two will you poop on me
number three movie 43 hello Jen
hello mrs. Miller I’m a pretty girl who
ever pitched this movie deserves an
award for being the world’s greatest
salesman now do you want to hear the
rest of my pitch essentially the flick
attempts to tell an incomprehensible
story about an insane screenwriter who’s
pitching horrible stories and those
pitches happen to be acted out by some
of Hollywood’s finest actors oh you’ve
got something on your Oh coming on my
neck leave Adam ego embarrass myself on
a first date Oh
hmm somehow even with all that star
power the jokes are always on the wrong
side of offensive gross and disturbing
dude you have so much poop on you right
now
number two after Earth every single
decision you make will be left or death
Will Smith is trying desperately to
convince us that Jayden is poised to
take his spot as a box-office champ and
nobody’s buying it what was I supposed
to do what did you want me to joke
there’s nothing interesting about this
space drama as the two men try to find
their way back home in fact for most of
the movie it’s hard to get past Jaden’s
bad attitude and lack of character
development no dad we I can do it this
did nothing to help M night Shyamalan
ailing directorial career I’m not a
coward you’re the coward
I’m not a coward before we unveil our
number one pick here are a few
dishonorable mentions you have no idea
I’m not afraid of you you should I can’t
stop loving you
they always say that we’re not saying
about I’m not saying goodbye
except ours are given that we’ll bring
him into it why not we belong with him
now
hold up hey I got it I got a burp start
coming ha ha
number one grown-ups to summertime in
his heyday Adam Sandler gave us plenty
of hilarious characters and that’s why
even after some huge disappointments
were generally willing to give him a
chance but then he comes out with
something like this and we wonder why
while the original wasn’t the best it
still had its moments and the
relationships felt real this time around
the jokes fell flat on delivery and
everything seems lazy and really
half-assed hey mop them is that the
knife dandy is used to have scalp you
wit I don’t even get that what we beg
you try harder Adam
your dad’s also a genius do you agree
with our list I’m like posed to answer
them what movies do you think we’re the
worst of 2013 for more honest top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
walk out of the theater what we’re gonna
make welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’ll be counting down our picks for the
top 10 worst Hollywood movies of 2013
for this list we’ve picked the least
satisfying Hollywood releases of 2013
for our countdown these are the films
that looked like they had potential but
led us down in the end number 10
Hansel and Gretel witch hunters we all
know this story at least we think we do
following the recent modernised fairy
tale trend Hansel and Gretel are bounty
hunters who shockingly enough hunt down
witches oh that’s weird yes so here even
with jeremy renner and gamma Arterton as
the title ass kickers and famke jensen
as the head which this movie fails as a
dark comedy as a horror film and as an
action flick thanks to its flat
characters ridiculous script and very
tedious plot how do you do
don’t eat the candy number 9 The Lone
Ranger before it even came out it was
clear that this movie would be
problematic with Johnny Depp
controversially cast as Tonto dead men
strike fear in the heart of his enemy
but that was the least of the issues
budget problems delayed the project and
almost stopped production altogether and
while the finished product tells tacos
tale of his time with The Lone Ranger
it failed to capture audiences and
became one of the year’s biggest
financial flops could be worse worse how
could this be worse this company will
not make shit anymore
number eight jobs Steve Jobs Steve heard
a lot about it playing someone as iconic
as Steve Jobs is a tall order to fill
but the miscast ashton kutcher did not
deserve to Don his turtleneck if I do
say so myself
it’s insanely cool the biopic outlines
the initial failures and eventual
successes of a young man with an idea in
Silicon Valley but the script is so
bland that it sounded like an iPhone
manual excuse me just bored cease hurts
state of the art these these the logic
boards alone are nobody’s making
anything like this there what how dare
you however ultimately Kutcher made no
senses Jobs and that’s hard to get past
because the people who are crazy enough
to think they can change the world
other ones who do
you can join the RIPD number seven RIPD
the RIPD rest in peace department do you
even know anyone who saw this movie
gotta get comfortable with the visual
and the smell profile exactly despite
having two great leading men in Ryan
Reynolds and Jeff Bridges the film
bombed horribly upon release the story
focuses on bridges his character as an
undead gunslinger from the Wild West who
teams up with a young cop to stop evil
beings from attacking earth oh right the
mediocre plot didn’t even benefit from
the poorly executed action sequences
number six the host what no what is he
doing
no stop it stop now
no there’s only so much we can really
expect from a movie based on a book
written by the author of Twilight but
this one looked a bit better no kiss me
like you want to get snacks described as
a sci-fi thriller the movie is centered
on a young girl who has an alien
injected into her body as she fights for
control sounds cool enough but the film
fails to pick up on any of the complex
themes what you’re doing is wrong and
you know it
instead it chooses to sound like a 15
year old girl’s diary entry so now he
believes it too it doesn’t help anyone
knowing I’m a prisoner in here just
hurts them more number 5 the big wedding
you do speak English don’t you no no
actually I don’t
despite its star-studded cast there was
just so much wrong with this movie let’s
start with the ridiculous plot that has
Robert De Niro and Diane Keaton having
to pretend to be married in order to
appease their adopted son’s birth mother
at his wedding
if those two are still married then what
does that make me
my concubine then there are the often
offensive jokes about minorities he just
graduated from Harvard him and half of
China or how about the awful sex jokes
that sound like a thirteen-year-old
wrote them it’s it’s just all that at
least no one will ever forget it number
four a good day to die hard yeah dad we
were pretty much always in the mood for
another movie in this acclaimed
franchise but then we saw this one and
changed your minds fuck do you think I
understand a word you say this
installment is a very very distant
cousin of the original action-packed
film John McClane travels to Russia to
rescue his son only to find out he’s a
CIA agent this is it
fuck yeah double-oh-seven of pain filled
New Jersey the plot sounds okay but
there’s no on-screen magic and
everything falls flat in a major way
one two will you poop on me
number three movie 43 hello Jen
hello mrs. Miller I’m a pretty girl who
ever pitched this movie deserves an
award for being the world’s greatest
salesman now do you want to hear the
rest of my pitch essentially the flick
attempts to tell an incomprehensible
story about an insane screenwriter who’s
pitching horrible stories and those
pitches happen to be acted out by some
of Hollywood’s finest actors oh you’ve
got something on your Oh coming on my
neck leave Adam ego embarrass myself on
a first date Oh
hmm somehow even with all that star
power the jokes are always on the wrong
side of offensive gross and disturbing
dude you have so much poop on you right
now
number two after Earth every single
decision you make will be left or death
Will Smith is trying desperately to
convince us that Jayden is poised to
take his spot as a box-office champ and
nobody’s buying it what was I supposed
to do what did you want me to joke
there’s nothing interesting about this
space drama as the two men try to find
their way back home in fact for most of
the movie it’s hard to get past Jaden’s
bad attitude and lack of character
development no dad we I can do it this
did nothing to help M night Shyamalan
ailing directorial career I’m not a
coward you’re the coward
I’m not a coward before we unveil our
number one pick here are a few
dishonorable mentions you have no idea
I’m not afraid of you you should I can’t
stop loving you
they always say that we’re not saying
about I’m not saying goodbye
except ours are given that we’ll bring
him into it why not we belong with him
now
hold up hey I got it I got a burp start
coming ha ha
number one grown-ups to summertime in
his heyday Adam Sandler gave us plenty
of hilarious characters and that’s why
even after some huge disappointments
were generally willing to give him a
chance but then he comes out with
something like this and we wonder why
while the original wasn’t the best it
still had its moments and the
relationships felt real this time around
the jokes fell flat on delivery and
everything seems lazy and really
half-assed hey mop them is that the
knife dandy is used to have scalp you
wit I don’t even get that what we beg
you try harder Adam
your dad’s also a genius do you agree
with our list I’m like posed to answer
them what movies do you think we’re the
worst of 2013 for more honest top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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