well now sometimes two just isn’t better
than one welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 worst buddy cop movies not
always gonna do it hey I’m not laying my
shit outlet sprays LAPD that shit is
right perfect for this list we’ll be
looking at the most dreadful movies
featuring two people teaming up to catch
a criminal or to solve any other sort of
case where at least one of them is a cop
or other law enforcement officer I
didn’t get a peek at your wife’s ankles
not one more word about her if you’d
like to see a list on the opposite end
of the spectrum then check out our video
of the top ten buddy cop films but if
you like seeing the bad more than the
good then lock yourselves in cuz here we
go you shine no shit number 10 cop out
no huh
Jim don’t do it Kevin Smith has made
films for a couple of decades now great
films like clerks and then awful films
like this one I’ve worked to JT hard you
gotta smoke somebody fna right I am
ma’am just please put the gun down in
the appropriately titled cop out Bruce
Willis’s character Jimmy is trying to
pay for his daughter’s wedding and tries
to sell a baseball card to raise the
money baseball card Jim listen if you
need 20 bucks I guess all I don’t need
20 bucks Sony to cover my daughter’s
wedding alright after it’s stolen from
him he teams up with fellow detective
Paul Hodges played by Tracy Morgan to
get it back
while that premise is already flimsy the
characters are even worse because what
you get is the hidden Annie cam that I
had in my bedroom
Morgan plays up his more annoying
qualities at every turn and the year
following the movie’s release Kevin
Smith revealed just how much of a pain
in the ass it is to work with Willis you
know what it consistently shows on
screen
jebadiah mo come I’ve never seen that
movie number 9 RIPD come on tighten up a
movie so terrible that it made our top
10 worst movies of 2013 lists
RIPD or the rest in peace department is
the perfect example of good actors
making horrible film choices what
exactly was your day
1800 buddy I’m a we’ve to call a lawman
Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds play
undead officers who work to kill
monsters disguised as humans known as
dedos now listen and learn dead oak
pulled off a bad dead mojo the result
the plot sucked the dialogue sucked the
action section sucked and the movie was
a box-office bomb it was everything that
men in black its inspiration wasn’t that
is it wasn’t fun that those unreal Ryan
Reynolds deserves better Jeff Bridges
deserves better
and we deserve our money back number
eight Turner and hooch don’t eat the car
drag the car so dig this kids Turner and
hooch was released July 28 1989 exactly
three months after a movie called canine
what there’s no one up here so the hell
what’d you say well here’s the hell what
the two films have practically the same
plot bud Turner and hooch ended up being
way more popular how you asked because
big timer Tom Hanks was cast in the
starring role all right these are the
simple rules no barking no growling you
will not lift your leg to anything in
this house both films involve the lead
actor playing a police investigator
who’s partnered with a dog to take down
the criminal ridiculous right if you
hate the police and you’re not fond of
dogs this is definitely not the movie
for you Oh what am i yelling at you
before you’re a dog number seven
loose cannons you mind turning that off
please it disrupts my energy patterns
well we can’t have that County regarded
by roger ebert as an all-time low for
buddy-cop films loose cannons stars dan
Aykroyd and gene Hackman as police
officers working to solve murder
mysteries now they’re still here what
her story is Ackroyd’s character suffers
from multiple personality disorder which
is the only good thing about the film
because of the humor it adds I know it’s
kind of blank but it’s this MPD thing
MPD Bao my conditions multiple
personality disorder that aside the
action sequences are so cheesy it looks
like 3rd graders are playing cops and
robbers which might be why the film only
made back a third of its 15 million
dollar budget you could possibly think
if you didn’t go see this movie in
theaters you missed absolutely nothing I
swear to God if I get killed I’m gonna
sue you guys
number six top dog find the drugs we
know atta boy
if you’re someone who gets a kick out of
watching bad movies then put top dog on
your radar
this place isn’t fit for a dog you will
not be surprised to find out this is
another movie involving a cop being
teamed up with a canine companion come
on Reno let’s go
although this one had the round housing
Chuck Norris as the star perhaps as a
favor to his writing directing younger
brother top dog was criticized for a
being too similar to canine and Turner
and hooch and be dealing with terrorism
around the time of the Oklahoma City
bombing still we don’t think that was
the only reason no one wanted to watch
this thing okay we know I’ll take over
get out of here Reno number five cops
and a house what are you I’m your worst
nightmare in a do with the man Devin
Butler dreams of being a cop when he
reaches adulthood why don’t you just go
ahead and give us that plate number
number can go home okay make me a cup
Butler gets his wish at eight years old
however when he trades info about a
murder for a job as a cop the boy is
teamed with Burt Reynolds Nick McKenna
who absolutely hates children obviously
we don’t have a love-hate relationship
we have a hate hate relations what you
get is a movie in which the two actors
appear to have absolutely no chemistry
together and where it feels like McKenna
is going through bring your kids to work
unless you want to get fired day what
are we here for
stakeout it’s your shift the actor that
played Devon Normandy gold in the second
was even nominated for a Razzie award
for worst new star
however Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs up
so that’s something I’m again yo nut a
miracle worker in a car number four taxi
all right but I’m still running this
meter
there are great film remakes and then
there are film remakes that never should
have been made this is definitely in the
latter category come on now
if you ever gonna learn how to drive we
gotta play To Your Strengths and think
in a 1-up a remake of the 1998 french
film of the same name this action comedy
and we used both terms loosely seas
Queen Latifah play a taxi driver who
dreams of becoming a racecar driver
and Jimmy Fallon is a clumsy cop who
partners with her to catch a group of
bank robbers shut down porn right now
what’s important right now is our gonna
rob another Bank First Financial at
Leonard in church and they hit two
minutes ago and they’re still inside
let’s just say the film doesn’t even
live up to that stellar premise with an
obvious BMW stunt double an unconvincing
Cuban impression by Fallon you guys Evan
hey guys every navona you give me a call
okay why some tequila Cizre sir you know
okay and a plot involving a group of
women led by Brazilian model Gisele
Bundchen robbing banks in New York give
it gas no Mogae yeah
number three collision course what you
did was not nice young man this disaster
of a film didn’t come to the u.s. until
three years after its release overseas
even then it went straight to home video
and honestly they shouldn’t have even
bothered what’s going on here hey settle
back down there Jay Leno plays a racist
and arrogant cop who’s paired with a
Japanese inspector to recover a stolen
turbocharger fifthly prototype no coda
one onion Leona after the fact it was
revealed that the production team ran
out of money on the last day of filming
and that Leno wish he had never done the
film and it shows Godzilla’s attacking
the city for the love of God stay on
your move will you shut up
collision course is painfully unfunny
and watching it can easily put someone
to sleep anyone who had high hopes for
this movie probably cried after wasting
100 minutes of his or her life viewing
it the gun is mine at favorite myself
number two
stop or my mom will shoot
my mom will shoot you know your movie
sucks when the main star calls it quote
maybe one of the worst films in the
entire solar system including alien
productions we’ve never seen go ahead
make you a bed Sylvester Stallone was
apparently tricked into starring in the
movie as he was made to believe he was
beating Arnold Schwarzenegger to the
punch
when you don’t apologize I deserve to
get hit I mean I mean I mess it at
everything in the film so I Clay’s a cop
who’s visited by his mother played by
Estelle Getty she immediately gets on
her son’s nerves but later starts to
help him on an important case maybe Tim
good goodbye you blow away his ass was
grass and I was the lawn mower the
comedy tries to show the good mother-son
bond but ends up a low-budget travesty
with no redeeming features this movie
actually makes the other films on this
list look like masterpieces go ahead
shoot
geez pull the trigger I don’t want to
live in a world with my son waxing the
cone before we unveil our number one
pick
here are some dishonorable mentions a
newbie no a newbie you have any idea
what level player I am no you have no
idea my gamertag is spoken in hushed
terms of awe on indeed incidentally I am
trying to make the tape take the exam I
failed it twice what makes you think you
won’t fail at a third time first two
times I won’t work with the great Mitch
press don’t worry captain we’re gonna
make you proud and try not to think
about your wife leaving you she’ll come
back
soo Yung’s here I haven’t seen her since
she was 10 years old she lives in Los
Angeles now yeah you’re hoping for my
food hello what’s up y’all got problem
ya want some of this you want some of
this pump what what boy what number one
Theodore Rex hey Teddy hey Tina how are
you I’m fine you I’m fine
during production Whoopi Goldberg tried
to get out of this project but found
herself trapped due to contract
restraints is it a little strange to you
that both these guys who made extinct on
the same night and they both just happen
to work for you as a result someone had
to sit through this horrible film where
Goldberg is paired with a Tyrannosaurus
Rex in order to stop a villain from
creating a new ice age
he is Sivan shoot him shoot him the
premise alone makes it sound like the
movie was directed produced and written
by seven-year-olds and the execution is
not much better in fact it may actually
be worse just tiptoe and what is that
smell
is that you it’s not me how could it be
me did you look I didn’t but trumpet one
of these things is linking all the
dinosaurs look terribly creepy and there
is not one joke that will even make you
chuckle if dinosaurs saw this they
probably go extinct by choice in order
to avoid ever seeing it again
it’s a real pleasure working with a
professional like yourself what do you
have on the case do you agree with our
list
what means free clinic satellite
Porter’s day which buddy cops would you
laugh at if they try to arrest you for
more interesting top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com you nuts
I have a hole in my ass that’s why they
call you an asshole
than one welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 worst buddy cop movies not
always gonna do it hey I’m not laying my
shit outlet sprays LAPD that shit is
right perfect for this list we’ll be
looking at the most dreadful movies
featuring two people teaming up to catch
a criminal or to solve any other sort of
case where at least one of them is a cop
or other law enforcement officer I
didn’t get a peek at your wife’s ankles
not one more word about her if you’d
like to see a list on the opposite end
of the spectrum then check out our video
of the top ten buddy cop films but if
you like seeing the bad more than the
good then lock yourselves in cuz here we
go you shine no shit number 10 cop out
no huh
Jim don’t do it Kevin Smith has made
films for a couple of decades now great
films like clerks and then awful films
like this one I’ve worked to JT hard you
gotta smoke somebody fna right I am
ma’am just please put the gun down in
the appropriately titled cop out Bruce
Willis’s character Jimmy is trying to
pay for his daughter’s wedding and tries
to sell a baseball card to raise the
money baseball card Jim listen if you
need 20 bucks I guess all I don’t need
20 bucks Sony to cover my daughter’s
wedding alright after it’s stolen from
him he teams up with fellow detective
Paul Hodges played by Tracy Morgan to
get it back
while that premise is already flimsy the
characters are even worse because what
you get is the hidden Annie cam that I
had in my bedroom
Morgan plays up his more annoying
qualities at every turn and the year
following the movie’s release Kevin
Smith revealed just how much of a pain
in the ass it is to work with Willis you
know what it consistently shows on
screen
jebadiah mo come I’ve never seen that
movie number 9 RIPD come on tighten up a
movie so terrible that it made our top
10 worst movies of 2013 lists
RIPD or the rest in peace department is
the perfect example of good actors
making horrible film choices what
exactly was your day
1800 buddy I’m a we’ve to call a lawman
Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds play
undead officers who work to kill
monsters disguised as humans known as
dedos now listen and learn dead oak
pulled off a bad dead mojo the result
the plot sucked the dialogue sucked the
action section sucked and the movie was
a box-office bomb it was everything that
men in black its inspiration wasn’t that
is it wasn’t fun that those unreal Ryan
Reynolds deserves better Jeff Bridges
deserves better
and we deserve our money back number
eight Turner and hooch don’t eat the car
drag the car so dig this kids Turner and
hooch was released July 28 1989 exactly
three months after a movie called canine
what there’s no one up here so the hell
what’d you say well here’s the hell what
the two films have practically the same
plot bud Turner and hooch ended up being
way more popular how you asked because
big timer Tom Hanks was cast in the
starring role all right these are the
simple rules no barking no growling you
will not lift your leg to anything in
this house both films involve the lead
actor playing a police investigator
who’s partnered with a dog to take down
the criminal ridiculous right if you
hate the police and you’re not fond of
dogs this is definitely not the movie
for you Oh what am i yelling at you
before you’re a dog number seven
loose cannons you mind turning that off
please it disrupts my energy patterns
well we can’t have that County regarded
by roger ebert as an all-time low for
buddy-cop films loose cannons stars dan
Aykroyd and gene Hackman as police
officers working to solve murder
mysteries now they’re still here what
her story is Ackroyd’s character suffers
from multiple personality disorder which
is the only good thing about the film
because of the humor it adds I know it’s
kind of blank but it’s this MPD thing
MPD Bao my conditions multiple
personality disorder that aside the
action sequences are so cheesy it looks
like 3rd graders are playing cops and
robbers which might be why the film only
made back a third of its 15 million
dollar budget you could possibly think
if you didn’t go see this movie in
theaters you missed absolutely nothing I
swear to God if I get killed I’m gonna
sue you guys
number six top dog find the drugs we
know atta boy
if you’re someone who gets a kick out of
watching bad movies then put top dog on
your radar
this place isn’t fit for a dog you will
not be surprised to find out this is
another movie involving a cop being
teamed up with a canine companion come
on Reno let’s go
although this one had the round housing
Chuck Norris as the star perhaps as a
favor to his writing directing younger
brother top dog was criticized for a
being too similar to canine and Turner
and hooch and be dealing with terrorism
around the time of the Oklahoma City
bombing still we don’t think that was
the only reason no one wanted to watch
this thing okay we know I’ll take over
get out of here Reno number five cops
and a house what are you I’m your worst
nightmare in a do with the man Devin
Butler dreams of being a cop when he
reaches adulthood why don’t you just go
ahead and give us that plate number
number can go home okay make me a cup
Butler gets his wish at eight years old
however when he trades info about a
murder for a job as a cop the boy is
teamed with Burt Reynolds Nick McKenna
who absolutely hates children obviously
we don’t have a love-hate relationship
we have a hate hate relations what you
get is a movie in which the two actors
appear to have absolutely no chemistry
together and where it feels like McKenna
is going through bring your kids to work
unless you want to get fired day what
are we here for
stakeout it’s your shift the actor that
played Devon Normandy gold in the second
was even nominated for a Razzie award
for worst new star
however Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs up
so that’s something I’m again yo nut a
miracle worker in a car number four taxi
all right but I’m still running this
meter
there are great film remakes and then
there are film remakes that never should
have been made this is definitely in the
latter category come on now
if you ever gonna learn how to drive we
gotta play To Your Strengths and think
in a 1-up a remake of the 1998 french
film of the same name this action comedy
and we used both terms loosely seas
Queen Latifah play a taxi driver who
dreams of becoming a racecar driver
and Jimmy Fallon is a clumsy cop who
partners with her to catch a group of
bank robbers shut down porn right now
what’s important right now is our gonna
rob another Bank First Financial at
Leonard in church and they hit two
minutes ago and they’re still inside
let’s just say the film doesn’t even
live up to that stellar premise with an
obvious BMW stunt double an unconvincing
Cuban impression by Fallon you guys Evan
hey guys every navona you give me a call
okay why some tequila Cizre sir you know
okay and a plot involving a group of
women led by Brazilian model Gisele
Bundchen robbing banks in New York give
it gas no Mogae yeah
number three collision course what you
did was not nice young man this disaster
of a film didn’t come to the u.s. until
three years after its release overseas
even then it went straight to home video
and honestly they shouldn’t have even
bothered what’s going on here hey settle
back down there Jay Leno plays a racist
and arrogant cop who’s paired with a
Japanese inspector to recover a stolen
turbocharger fifthly prototype no coda
one onion Leona after the fact it was
revealed that the production team ran
out of money on the last day of filming
and that Leno wish he had never done the
film and it shows Godzilla’s attacking
the city for the love of God stay on
your move will you shut up
collision course is painfully unfunny
and watching it can easily put someone
to sleep anyone who had high hopes for
this movie probably cried after wasting
100 minutes of his or her life viewing
it the gun is mine at favorite myself
number two
stop or my mom will shoot
my mom will shoot you know your movie
sucks when the main star calls it quote
maybe one of the worst films in the
entire solar system including alien
productions we’ve never seen go ahead
make you a bed Sylvester Stallone was
apparently tricked into starring in the
movie as he was made to believe he was
beating Arnold Schwarzenegger to the
punch
when you don’t apologize I deserve to
get hit I mean I mean I mess it at
everything in the film so I Clay’s a cop
who’s visited by his mother played by
Estelle Getty she immediately gets on
her son’s nerves but later starts to
help him on an important case maybe Tim
good goodbye you blow away his ass was
grass and I was the lawn mower the
comedy tries to show the good mother-son
bond but ends up a low-budget travesty
with no redeeming features this movie
actually makes the other films on this
list look like masterpieces go ahead
shoot
geez pull the trigger I don’t want to
live in a world with my son waxing the
cone before we unveil our number one
pick
here are some dishonorable mentions a
newbie no a newbie you have any idea
what level player I am no you have no
idea my gamertag is spoken in hushed
terms of awe on indeed incidentally I am
trying to make the tape take the exam I
failed it twice what makes you think you
won’t fail at a third time first two
times I won’t work with the great Mitch
press don’t worry captain we’re gonna
make you proud and try not to think
about your wife leaving you she’ll come
back
soo Yung’s here I haven’t seen her since
she was 10 years old she lives in Los
Angeles now yeah you’re hoping for my
food hello what’s up y’all got problem
ya want some of this you want some of
this pump what what boy what number one
Theodore Rex hey Teddy hey Tina how are
you I’m fine you I’m fine
during production Whoopi Goldberg tried
to get out of this project but found
herself trapped due to contract
restraints is it a little strange to you
that both these guys who made extinct on
the same night and they both just happen
to work for you as a result someone had
to sit through this horrible film where
Goldberg is paired with a Tyrannosaurus
Rex in order to stop a villain from
creating a new ice age
he is Sivan shoot him shoot him the
premise alone makes it sound like the
movie was directed produced and written
by seven-year-olds and the execution is
not much better in fact it may actually
be worse just tiptoe and what is that
smell
is that you it’s not me how could it be
me did you look I didn’t but trumpet one
of these things is linking all the
dinosaurs look terribly creepy and there
is not one joke that will even make you
chuckle if dinosaurs saw this they
probably go extinct by choice in order
to avoid ever seeing it again
it’s a real pleasure working with a
professional like yourself what do you
have on the case do you agree with our
list
what means free clinic satellite
Porter’s day which buddy cops would you
laugh at if they try to arrest you for
more interesting top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com you nuts
I have a hole in my ass that’s why they
call you an asshole
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