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one of the great things about sports is
that it’s fantasy come to life and now
if they’ve got a fantasy that needs a
safe word either my wife and I had to go
with swordfish because let’s just say
pineapple doesn’t really always clarify
things no safe or necessary for this
segment as Joshua Briscoe takes you
through the Mario Brothers wormhole and
ranks the top ten video game characters
you want to see on your favorite NFL
team but first this top ten list is
brought to you by SeatGeek use promo
code w t football to get $20 off your
first purchase see geek makes ticket
buying easy definitely easier than
watching the Cowboys punt on fourth and
one from the opponent 42 and overtime
swear to god Jason Garrett SeatGeek can
work anywhere except for the shower seat
geek is an app and therefore powered by
electricity seat geek use it anywhere
except the shower I’m Joshua Briscoe on
the only video game I’ve ever truly been
good at is NFL Street 2 and this week in
the WatchMojo community tab we asked you
if you could add any video game
character to your favorite NFL team who
would you add and why hit your top ten
best answers number ten is a top ten
voted answer Sonic the Hedgehog and I
think this makes some sense look at
those big ol hands
he’s also obviously super fast he’s a
bit of a size concern though at three
foot three and seventy seven pounds that
hasn’t stopped tyree kills so far I
think this makes him a natural New
England Patriot especially because he
will literally murder his enemies to get
to some more rings which reminds me of
someone
number nine is Master Chief and I get it
he’s like seven feet tall he’s super
fast he’s super strong but there’s no
way that suit is legal once you take him
out of that incredible suit he’s
basically just Rob Gronkowski which
actually makes sense never mind I know
that’s a good pick number eight Kratos
from God of War he’s a demigod this
totally makes sense but look at this
picture of Kratos and then look at this
picture of Rob Gronkowski but I think we
figured out today’s as the Patriots are
just a football team made up of
videogame characters and that depresses
me number seven Pikachu because who
would
an electric Mouse you listen here Khalil
Matt would tear Pikachu in half and feel
nothing he would mail half of that zappy
rodents corpse straight to John Gruden’s
house number six Godzilla I get it I do
he would be a menace on the defensive
line for both teams and everyone in the
stadium he would do like 50 murders a
game unless you’re saying that you think
you could train Godzilla to play
defensive line and at that point just
put him there with aaron donald in
Adamic ensue and you just have the cast
of Pacific Rim 3 number 5
Bill Clinton because he can dunk ok few
questions number one why do you know
Bill Clinton can dunk number two how
does dunking help you play football
number three and what world is Bill
Clinton a video game character Wow so
many of you said flash that’s so good
and funny and original he would also be
good at football yes number three Kirby
because he’d be good for interceptions
I love the visual here and I also want
to put Kirby at receiver because if he
just starts floating in the air and you
throw it to him you can just float down
the field this feels like an easy win
but I know the end of those catch rule
is confusing I know you’ve got to be
able to come down with the ball and land
in bounds so I think we have a
logistical issue here I’m imagining that
whole play taking place then the entire
Rams defense is just waiting downfield
for Kirby to fall like a sinking balloon
and then Marcus Peters just reaches up
and grabs him and then just throws him
into the stands literally flings them
into the upper deck that’s an incomplete
pass and you’ve wasted it down so there
there are some logistical issues there
however you want to line him up a guard
he can just consume whoever’s in front
of him which leads me to number 2 Yoshi
just eat everyone the left side of this
fictional offensive line now is just
Kirby and then Yoshi because I’m
imagining Yoshi as a left tackle I do
wonder though how many times can yo she
consume von Miller before it really
takes a toll on his digestive system
it’s just a concern that I have for our
favorite lovable little dinosaur
although I guess Smash Brothers Yoshi
consumes Bowser like an infinite amount
of times if you try to get him to so
maybe this works all right you know what
checkmate pass rushers we have an
all-consuming dinosaur left tackle which
is actually what the Browns are doing
with Joe Thomas number one Pablo Sanchez
yes the greatest athlete of our
generation still entering his prime a
multi-sport champion he is Charlie Ward
and Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders all
packed into one little happy
spanish-speaking body he sees a champion
for mexican-americans and everyone who
insists on playing sports with her belly
hanging out for some reason
surely the hero we all deserve Pablo
Sanchez forever who would you add to
your team who did we miss what was your
favorite answer on this top ten list let
us know in the comments you can also
tweet me and tell me how terrible I am
on Twitter at JB Brisco I wish you would
follow me it’s how I get all of my
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one of the great things about sports is
that it’s fantasy come to life and now
if they’ve got a fantasy that needs a
safe word either my wife and I had to go
with swordfish because let’s just say
pineapple doesn’t really always clarify
things no safe or necessary for this
segment as Joshua Briscoe takes you
through the Mario Brothers wormhole and
ranks the top ten video game characters
you want to see on your favorite NFL
team but first this top ten list is
brought to you by SeatGeek use promo
code w t football to get $20 off your
first purchase see geek makes ticket
buying easy definitely easier than
watching the Cowboys punt on fourth and
one from the opponent 42 and overtime
swear to god Jason Garrett SeatGeek can
work anywhere except for the shower seat
geek is an app and therefore powered by
electricity seat geek use it anywhere
except the shower I’m Joshua Briscoe on
the only video game I’ve ever truly been
good at is NFL Street 2 and this week in
the WatchMojo community tab we asked you
if you could add any video game
character to your favorite NFL team who
would you add and why hit your top ten
best answers number ten is a top ten
voted answer Sonic the Hedgehog and I
think this makes some sense look at
those big ol hands
he’s also obviously super fast he’s a
bit of a size concern though at three
foot three and seventy seven pounds that
hasn’t stopped tyree kills so far I
think this makes him a natural New
England Patriot especially because he
will literally murder his enemies to get
to some more rings which reminds me of
someone
number nine is Master Chief and I get it
he’s like seven feet tall he’s super
fast he’s super strong but there’s no
way that suit is legal once you take him
out of that incredible suit he’s
basically just Rob Gronkowski which
actually makes sense never mind I know
that’s a good pick number eight Kratos
from God of War he’s a demigod this
totally makes sense but look at this
picture of Kratos and then look at this
picture of Rob Gronkowski but I think we
figured out today’s as the Patriots are
just a football team made up of
videogame characters and that depresses
me number seven Pikachu because who
would
an electric Mouse you listen here Khalil
Matt would tear Pikachu in half and feel
nothing he would mail half of that zappy
rodents corpse straight to John Gruden’s
house number six Godzilla I get it I do
he would be a menace on the defensive
line for both teams and everyone in the
stadium he would do like 50 murders a
game unless you’re saying that you think
you could train Godzilla to play
defensive line and at that point just
put him there with aaron donald in
Adamic ensue and you just have the cast
of Pacific Rim 3 number 5
Bill Clinton because he can dunk ok few
questions number one why do you know
Bill Clinton can dunk number two how
does dunking help you play football
number three and what world is Bill
Clinton a video game character Wow so
many of you said flash that’s so good
and funny and original he would also be
good at football yes number three Kirby
because he’d be good for interceptions
I love the visual here and I also want
to put Kirby at receiver because if he
just starts floating in the air and you
throw it to him you can just float down
the field this feels like an easy win
but I know the end of those catch rule
is confusing I know you’ve got to be
able to come down with the ball and land
in bounds so I think we have a
logistical issue here I’m imagining that
whole play taking place then the entire
Rams defense is just waiting downfield
for Kirby to fall like a sinking balloon
and then Marcus Peters just reaches up
and grabs him and then just throws him
into the stands literally flings them
into the upper deck that’s an incomplete
pass and you’ve wasted it down so there
there are some logistical issues there
however you want to line him up a guard
he can just consume whoever’s in front
of him which leads me to number 2 Yoshi
just eat everyone the left side of this
fictional offensive line now is just
Kirby and then Yoshi because I’m
imagining Yoshi as a left tackle I do
wonder though how many times can yo she
consume von Miller before it really
takes a toll on his digestive system
it’s just a concern that I have for our
favorite lovable little dinosaur
although I guess Smash Brothers Yoshi
consumes Bowser like an infinite amount
of times if you try to get him to so
maybe this works all right you know what
checkmate pass rushers we have an
all-consuming dinosaur left tackle which
is actually what the Browns are doing
with Joe Thomas number one Pablo Sanchez
yes the greatest athlete of our
generation still entering his prime a
multi-sport champion he is Charlie Ward
and Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders all
packed into one little happy
spanish-speaking body he sees a champion
for mexican-americans and everyone who
insists on playing sports with her belly
hanging out for some reason
surely the hero we all deserve Pablo
Sanchez forever who would you add to
your team who did we miss what was your
favorite answer on this top ten list let
us know in the comments you can also
tweet me and tell me how terrible I am
on Twitter at JB Brisco I wish you would
follow me it’s how I get all of my
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