that’s one way to do it welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top ten
unconventional movie weapons for this
list it goes without saying that the
focus is not on anything that you would
immediately consider a weapon it’s also
gonna get pretty gnarly so don’t say
that we haven’t oranga number 10
basketball deadly friend damn shed let’s
begin with this ordinary piece of sports
gear when a woman is killed by her
abusive father
she’s implanted with the microchip from
an insane robot
this sends her off on a killing spree as
insane robots are want to do instead of
exclusively using her super-strength to
murder her victims she uses a basketball
to smash mama Fratellis skull
man Buffy’s got a hell of a throwing arm
number nine stiletto high heels single
white female we lean on each other and
we protect each other
what for a best friend you’re nuts you
know that in this flick an obsessed
psychotic roommate takes to sleeping
with her obsessions boy-toy when he has
a crisis of conscience she has a counter
freakout and grows a stiletto at his
head you you won’t have to say a word
sweetheart cuz I’m gonna tell him myself
no since this only makes matters worse
she then uses the second shoe to take
him out but and that is why female
WatchMojo employees are required to wear
flats
Hey
number eight porcelain palace a
Clockwork Orange it’s a very important
book about Alex and his droogs love to
go around raping and torturing the
innocent all while forever associating
everyone’s favorite music with these
horrific acts Alex goes for even greater
shock value when he attacks an artist
using the most important member of her
collection that’s right he uses the
hardest object he can find to take her
out
number seven water The Wizard of Oz
knowing sue I wouldn’t hear of it
why my little party’s just beginning
everyone knows this one and if you don’t
then get ready to be surprised
while the nasty Wicked Witch of the West
loves threatening Dorothy’s crew
especially with fire oh it turns out
that regular old water is her Achilles
heel we’re not even talking about
drowning her with it oh god what can we
say she must have gotten green thanks
two years without bathing while this
seems to make sense in the fantastical
world of Oz it still doesn’t explain the
ending of signs
number six t-bone steak law abiding
citizen so for lunch
I would love a 20 ounce porterhouse
steak medium maybe a little bit charred
with all the trimmings pommes frites
asparagus butter squash giving up on
frites Oh Gerard Butler you aren’t just
a lady killer but a man’s man we say
that because he plays a man who takes
the law into his own hands
and at one point offers up valuable
information for a seemingly harmless
meal this leads him to share his meal
with his cellmate nice big piece of you
hey go and buy share we mean stabbed him
to death with the t-bone from his steak
wait is that why they call it shanking
number five dildo Lock Stock and Two
Smoking Barrels
what sort of fuss about Airy why don’t
we just boycott the payment let me tell
you about that shit Larry they say
there’s a fine line between pleasure and
pain however when one of the men in debt
to a gangster questions why everyone
lacks the balls to stand up to him Jason
Statham quickly brings him up to speed
with a colorful anecdote within a minute
Ares Rusty’s right reached out for the
nearest thing ahem which happens to be a
15 inch black rubber cock basically the
last person to miss a payment was given
the shaft haste and proceeded to batter
poor Smithee a death with it hence
actuary is a man you pay if you are
number four records Shaun of the Dead
Huggle right Oh Sanda totally not the
Batman centrosome with the apocalypse
bearing down on Shaun and his buddy ed
the hapless duo are caught with the
realization that they haven’t the
foggiest idea how to fight back this
leads them to take the unusual
opportunity to sort through their record
collection while zombies shamble towards
them this really exemplifies how stupid
they are because everyone knows that VHS
tapes are the best way to deal with
zombies
Sheldon I
mrs. mushy get don’t get number three
carrot shoot him up Cara it’s good for
your eyesight if the pen is mightier
than the sword
what does that say about carrots in a
film that seeks to redefine the term
over-the-top Clive Owens carrot munching
killers uses his comfort food to create
a whole lot of discomfort well that and
a bad pun are your vegetables this
carrot will probably not help you see in
the dog number 2 pencil The Dark Knight
how about a magic trick I’m gonna make
this pencil disappear we did mention
that the pen is mightier than the sword
and pencils are apparently no exception
here
Heath’s Joker decides to offer up his
services to Gotham’s crime lords to show
that he’s got the skills to pay the
bills he offers up an eye-opening magic
trick it’s before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions
so I said number one bowler hat
Goldfinger remarkable finally we’ve
reached the ultimate undetectable and
unexpected movie weapon a needlessly
bizarre killing device Goldfinger’s
stone-cold henchman odd-job makes use of
a bowlers hat to take out his targets
that’s right guns are for wimps just
make sure you don’t ask him to take it
off if you go to a restaurant
agree with our list which unconventional
movie weapon had you gasping in
disbelief or giggling at it’s downright
silliness for more unexpected top 10s be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
oh you’re getting kinky we’ll see you
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down our picks for the top ten
unconventional movie weapons for this
list it goes without saying that the
focus is not on anything that you would
immediately consider a weapon it’s also
gonna get pretty gnarly so don’t say
that we haven’t oranga number 10
basketball deadly friend damn shed let’s
begin with this ordinary piece of sports
gear when a woman is killed by her
abusive father
she’s implanted with the microchip from
an insane robot
this sends her off on a killing spree as
insane robots are want to do instead of
exclusively using her super-strength to
murder her victims she uses a basketball
to smash mama Fratellis skull
man Buffy’s got a hell of a throwing arm
number nine stiletto high heels single
white female we lean on each other and
we protect each other
what for a best friend you’re nuts you
know that in this flick an obsessed
psychotic roommate takes to sleeping
with her obsessions boy-toy when he has
a crisis of conscience she has a counter
freakout and grows a stiletto at his
head you you won’t have to say a word
sweetheart cuz I’m gonna tell him myself
no since this only makes matters worse
she then uses the second shoe to take
him out but and that is why female
WatchMojo employees are required to wear
flats
Hey
number eight porcelain palace a
Clockwork Orange it’s a very important
book about Alex and his droogs love to
go around raping and torturing the
innocent all while forever associating
everyone’s favorite music with these
horrific acts Alex goes for even greater
shock value when he attacks an artist
using the most important member of her
collection that’s right he uses the
hardest object he can find to take her
out
number seven water The Wizard of Oz
knowing sue I wouldn’t hear of it
why my little party’s just beginning
everyone knows this one and if you don’t
then get ready to be surprised
while the nasty Wicked Witch of the West
loves threatening Dorothy’s crew
especially with fire oh it turns out
that regular old water is her Achilles
heel we’re not even talking about
drowning her with it oh god what can we
say she must have gotten green thanks
two years without bathing while this
seems to make sense in the fantastical
world of Oz it still doesn’t explain the
ending of signs
number six t-bone steak law abiding
citizen so for lunch
I would love a 20 ounce porterhouse
steak medium maybe a little bit charred
with all the trimmings pommes frites
asparagus butter squash giving up on
frites Oh Gerard Butler you aren’t just
a lady killer but a man’s man we say
that because he plays a man who takes
the law into his own hands
and at one point offers up valuable
information for a seemingly harmless
meal this leads him to share his meal
with his cellmate nice big piece of you
hey go and buy share we mean stabbed him
to death with the t-bone from his steak
wait is that why they call it shanking
number five dildo Lock Stock and Two
Smoking Barrels
what sort of fuss about Airy why don’t
we just boycott the payment let me tell
you about that shit Larry they say
there’s a fine line between pleasure and
pain however when one of the men in debt
to a gangster questions why everyone
lacks the balls to stand up to him Jason
Statham quickly brings him up to speed
with a colorful anecdote within a minute
Ares Rusty’s right reached out for the
nearest thing ahem which happens to be a
15 inch black rubber cock basically the
last person to miss a payment was given
the shaft haste and proceeded to batter
poor Smithee a death with it hence
actuary is a man you pay if you are
number four records Shaun of the Dead
Huggle right Oh Sanda totally not the
Batman centrosome with the apocalypse
bearing down on Shaun and his buddy ed
the hapless duo are caught with the
realization that they haven’t the
foggiest idea how to fight back this
leads them to take the unusual
opportunity to sort through their record
collection while zombies shamble towards
them this really exemplifies how stupid
they are because everyone knows that VHS
tapes are the best way to deal with
zombies
Sheldon I
mrs. mushy get don’t get number three
carrot shoot him up Cara it’s good for
your eyesight if the pen is mightier
than the sword
what does that say about carrots in a
film that seeks to redefine the term
over-the-top Clive Owens carrot munching
killers uses his comfort food to create
a whole lot of discomfort well that and
a bad pun are your vegetables this
carrot will probably not help you see in
the dog number 2 pencil The Dark Knight
how about a magic trick I’m gonna make
this pencil disappear we did mention
that the pen is mightier than the sword
and pencils are apparently no exception
here
Heath’s Joker decides to offer up his
services to Gotham’s crime lords to show
that he’s got the skills to pay the
bills he offers up an eye-opening magic
trick it’s before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions
so I said number one bowler hat
Goldfinger remarkable finally we’ve
reached the ultimate undetectable and
unexpected movie weapon a needlessly
bizarre killing device Goldfinger’s
stone-cold henchman odd-job makes use of
a bowlers hat to take out his targets
that’s right guns are for wimps just
make sure you don’t ask him to take it
off if you go to a restaurant
agree with our list which unconventional
movie weapon had you gasping in
disbelief or giggling at it’s downright
silliness for more unexpected top 10s be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
oh you’re getting kinky we’ll see you
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