there’s a reason these guys and gals
aren’t on the covers of their games well
I have no idea
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
ten ugliest video game characters need
to tow their friend yeah I don’t need no
tow for this list we’re focusing
specifically on video games and all
characters within the existence of that
game aren’t eligible whether they’re a
main protagonist or just a random ugly
dude number ten Queens lug for a butt
earthworm jim man a supersuit drops from
the sky nothing can stop the
protagonists of earthworm jim in his
quest to meet princess what’s-her-name
well except the twin sister known simply
as the Evil Queen pulsating bloated
festering sweaty pus filled malformed
slug for a but a name which effectively
sums up the final boss in the final
level of butt ville Queen thorn she
never fails to impress gamers with her
Kefka esque performance which is a nice
way of describing the collective juices
that ooze from her slimy physique as
fate would have it her defeat only
reveals a cruel joke as the more
alluring twin finds herself annihilated
by a hefty rocket cow
number nine fall be the legend of zelda
twilight princess when link arrives on
the shores of lake heylia he can earn a
few rupees by cannonballing up to fall
beasts flight by owl owned by a rather
eccentric character to be fair Bobby is
a former circus preventer which explains
his unique style but it’s the crazy-eyed
appearance that lends us to believe that
he might be having a little too much fun
in the wee hours of the night
despite a frail upper body this guy has
a rather plump lower half while his
facial hair game could aptly be
described as both disturbing and
offensive number eight Rufus
street fighter for the best fighter in
America did not to mention the
best-looking is yours truly bro place
originally designed as a slender
african-american bellow his final
redesign ended up bearing more of her
son wants to chris farley from the 1997
film beverly hills ninja his massive
rolls of fat jiggle gently like rolling
waves which makes you question what kind
of a diet this guy’s on that said every
time man free god he rocks a special
kind of ponytail but surprisingly it’s
not as distracting as his double z sized
man breasts that barely fit into his
vast selection of ill-fitting v-neck
leotards but holy hell can this guy land
a roundhouse
unfortunately his round physique
complete with jiggle physics always make
it defeat even more devastating for
gamers he also likes to talk a lot I’m
number one around here but I got too
much class Gregg like that though
number seven Harold fallout series can
you help a poor mutant down on his luck
he’s known by a variety of names such as
the talking tree the Lord and the one
who gives grows and guides but to us
Harold is the one who is ugly
Oh skin mover skin
based on his voice alone one may be
inclined to believe that he’s a grizzled
old war veteran with amazing stories and
that technically is true but it’s hard
to ignore that tree that’s growing out
of his dome you cut with the dough edge
as a knife don’t you although having a
tree on your head is nowhere near as bad
as being a tree as Harold can definitely
attest to would you please kill me
number six
Darlene Fletcher masher Dead Rising 3
living in 2021 California Nick Ramos
must not only survive a zombie outbreak
but also survive the human embodiment of
gluttony my food that’s right Darlene
Fletcher masher is the fat bastard of
video games and she’s coming at you with
a wicked sense of humor and a delicious
chicken Mike hungry one might not be
able to smell her wet flatulence and
projectile vomit but this Big Mama will
leave a lasting imprint on your psyche
while haunting your dreams because she
does not give a rat’s ass about common
decency or even the ethics of a buffet
line
number five the spitter left 4 dead 2
well hey there fellas here’s a busty
brunette with a love for pink thongs and
a real gift for gap okay well maybe her
entire mouth actually spits out balls of
stomach acid and she can’t necessarily
hold a conversation but one thing’s for
certain the spitter don’t quit until she
can’t spit anymore that is the scariest
thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
her appearance alone instills anxiety in
gamers and even when the spitter is
defeated she still leaves behind a
puddle of booze to guarantee a lasting
impression the boomer might not be easy
on the eyes either
but the spitter has looks that are
definitely even harder to swallow number
four gruntilda Winky bunion banjo
kazooie series since her overall goal is
to steal your sister’s beauty to make
herself less ugly it should come as no
surprise that gruntilda makes this list
like the aforementioned darlene fletcher
masher grunty doesn’t care much about
social pleasantries as she’s been known
to dig deep for boogers and then drop a
rhyme when she’s done yes gruntilda is
revolting but it’s the way she carries
herself and the lack of self-awareness
that make her such a hideous creature in
other words she’s annoying as hell and
that green skin doesn’t help either not
to mention her lack of teeth
number three Uma The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
quit playing around let’s go
well we know what you’re thinking my
precious with the looks of golem and the
charisma of sloth from the Goonies this
cursed Being is undoubtedly the ugliest
of all ugly babies truth be told
uma comes in handy during the trip to
care more but for crying out loud this
thing is not the ideal travel companion
what do you want the impre is displeased
with you without spoiling too much
uma apparently wasn’t always so ugly and
there may be some hope for him or her
yet but they sure don’t call him the
ugliest man alive for nothing
I had hoped I’d hoped I would never have
to watch this again
number 2 Baraka Mortal Kombat series
well perhaps you’re familiar with this
vagabond mutant as it’s difficult not to
notice the ginormous blades protruding
from his forearms originally appearing
in Mortal Kombat 2 Baraka displays a
toothy grin but his busted up face
doesn’t make him the most photogenic of
characters much like his pal Molina who
sports a healthy Bezique despite her own
set of gnarly teeth above all it’s
baracus troubling skin that detracts
from his physical appearance well
actually now it’s the teeth it’s it’s
definitely the teeth
before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions yeah
among the souls are no opening
number one Lehren aka the Broodmother
Dragon Age Origins in 2009 Electronic
Arts introduced gamers to the
well-endowed darkspawn known as Lehren
let’s say this Lehren gives new meaning
to the terms side boob and nip slip
while her flailing arms don’t exactly
make her the most huggable character
either all in all it’s clear the brood
mother has a bad attitude and who really
knows what’s going on down there in a
gaming world fueled by perpetual mind
boners there’s no other boner-killer
quite like brood mother so do you agree
with our selections who do you think is
the ugliest video game character for
more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com gives me every time
aren’t on the covers of their games well
I have no idea
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
ten ugliest video game characters need
to tow their friend yeah I don’t need no
tow for this list we’re focusing
specifically on video games and all
characters within the existence of that
game aren’t eligible whether they’re a
main protagonist or just a random ugly
dude number ten Queens lug for a butt
earthworm jim man a supersuit drops from
the sky nothing can stop the
protagonists of earthworm jim in his
quest to meet princess what’s-her-name
well except the twin sister known simply
as the Evil Queen pulsating bloated
festering sweaty pus filled malformed
slug for a but a name which effectively
sums up the final boss in the final
level of butt ville Queen thorn she
never fails to impress gamers with her
Kefka esque performance which is a nice
way of describing the collective juices
that ooze from her slimy physique as
fate would have it her defeat only
reveals a cruel joke as the more
alluring twin finds herself annihilated
by a hefty rocket cow
number nine fall be the legend of zelda
twilight princess when link arrives on
the shores of lake heylia he can earn a
few rupees by cannonballing up to fall
beasts flight by owl owned by a rather
eccentric character to be fair Bobby is
a former circus preventer which explains
his unique style but it’s the crazy-eyed
appearance that lends us to believe that
he might be having a little too much fun
in the wee hours of the night
despite a frail upper body this guy has
a rather plump lower half while his
facial hair game could aptly be
described as both disturbing and
offensive number eight Rufus
street fighter for the best fighter in
America did not to mention the
best-looking is yours truly bro place
originally designed as a slender
african-american bellow his final
redesign ended up bearing more of her
son wants to chris farley from the 1997
film beverly hills ninja his massive
rolls of fat jiggle gently like rolling
waves which makes you question what kind
of a diet this guy’s on that said every
time man free god he rocks a special
kind of ponytail but surprisingly it’s
not as distracting as his double z sized
man breasts that barely fit into his
vast selection of ill-fitting v-neck
leotards but holy hell can this guy land
a roundhouse
unfortunately his round physique
complete with jiggle physics always make
it defeat even more devastating for
gamers he also likes to talk a lot I’m
number one around here but I got too
much class Gregg like that though
number seven Harold fallout series can
you help a poor mutant down on his luck
he’s known by a variety of names such as
the talking tree the Lord and the one
who gives grows and guides but to us
Harold is the one who is ugly
Oh skin mover skin
based on his voice alone one may be
inclined to believe that he’s a grizzled
old war veteran with amazing stories and
that technically is true but it’s hard
to ignore that tree that’s growing out
of his dome you cut with the dough edge
as a knife don’t you although having a
tree on your head is nowhere near as bad
as being a tree as Harold can definitely
attest to would you please kill me
number six
Darlene Fletcher masher Dead Rising 3
living in 2021 California Nick Ramos
must not only survive a zombie outbreak
but also survive the human embodiment of
gluttony my food that’s right Darlene
Fletcher masher is the fat bastard of
video games and she’s coming at you with
a wicked sense of humor and a delicious
chicken Mike hungry one might not be
able to smell her wet flatulence and
projectile vomit but this Big Mama will
leave a lasting imprint on your psyche
while haunting your dreams because she
does not give a rat’s ass about common
decency or even the ethics of a buffet
line
number five the spitter left 4 dead 2
well hey there fellas here’s a busty
brunette with a love for pink thongs and
a real gift for gap okay well maybe her
entire mouth actually spits out balls of
stomach acid and she can’t necessarily
hold a conversation but one thing’s for
certain the spitter don’t quit until she
can’t spit anymore that is the scariest
thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life
her appearance alone instills anxiety in
gamers and even when the spitter is
defeated she still leaves behind a
puddle of booze to guarantee a lasting
impression the boomer might not be easy
on the eyes either
but the spitter has looks that are
definitely even harder to swallow number
four gruntilda Winky bunion banjo
kazooie series since her overall goal is
to steal your sister’s beauty to make
herself less ugly it should come as no
surprise that gruntilda makes this list
like the aforementioned darlene fletcher
masher grunty doesn’t care much about
social pleasantries as she’s been known
to dig deep for boogers and then drop a
rhyme when she’s done yes gruntilda is
revolting but it’s the way she carries
herself and the lack of self-awareness
that make her such a hideous creature in
other words she’s annoying as hell and
that green skin doesn’t help either not
to mention her lack of teeth
number three Uma The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt
quit playing around let’s go
well we know what you’re thinking my
precious with the looks of golem and the
charisma of sloth from the Goonies this
cursed Being is undoubtedly the ugliest
of all ugly babies truth be told
uma comes in handy during the trip to
care more but for crying out loud this
thing is not the ideal travel companion
what do you want the impre is displeased
with you without spoiling too much
uma apparently wasn’t always so ugly and
there may be some hope for him or her
yet but they sure don’t call him the
ugliest man alive for nothing
I had hoped I’d hoped I would never have
to watch this again
number 2 Baraka Mortal Kombat series
well perhaps you’re familiar with this
vagabond mutant as it’s difficult not to
notice the ginormous blades protruding
from his forearms originally appearing
in Mortal Kombat 2 Baraka displays a
toothy grin but his busted up face
doesn’t make him the most photogenic of
characters much like his pal Molina who
sports a healthy Bezique despite her own
set of gnarly teeth above all it’s
baracus troubling skin that detracts
from his physical appearance well
actually now it’s the teeth it’s it’s
definitely the teeth
before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions yeah
among the souls are no opening
number one Lehren aka the Broodmother
Dragon Age Origins in 2009 Electronic
Arts introduced gamers to the
well-endowed darkspawn known as Lehren
let’s say this Lehren gives new meaning
to the terms side boob and nip slip
while her flailing arms don’t exactly
make her the most huggable character
either all in all it’s clear the brood
mother has a bad attitude and who really
knows what’s going on down there in a
gaming world fueled by perpetual mind
boners there’s no other boner-killer
quite like brood mother so do you agree
with our selections who do you think is
the ugliest video game character for
more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com gives me every time
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