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Top 10 TV MILFs


just because they’ve got kids doesn’t
mean these small screen ladies aren’t
sexy mom stop welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 TV milfs
yikes for this list we’re looking at the
most memorable and good-looking female
parents on television nothing is wrong
with you you are wonderful
number 10 Victoria Harper revenge
I approve beautiful and wealthy the so
called queen of the Hamptons may seem
like quite the catch but don’t let those
hot looks and even hotter bank account
fool you where the hell is my son hold
manipulative and detached this mother of
three isn’t above playing favorites
lying or even committing the odd murder
to get what she wants well summer has
finished mr. Mathis and once that toxin
leads to paralysis so you still if
you’re an influential bigshot who knows
his place in the world you might just
have a shot with this gorgeous 50
something from this American drama you
can’t legally hold me here without the
authority of another doctor if the nurse
will give her a day pass that is your
funny
number 9 Joan Harris Mad Men what can I
do for you curvaceous sassy and
self-assured the former Miss Holloway
has got a lot going for her I don’t know
what you’re talking about
always the best-dressed in the office
the foxy and pencil skirted redhead was
queen bee of the typing pool before
becoming the first female partner at
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
well that is terrific news Bravo
spectacular although not the best with
faithfulness your fine
Joan has stepped up and proved herself
as a capable mother even if she did lie
about who the father is you get this
stuff she seems to favor the older gents
but you may just win on red if you have
deep pockets and there’s a promotion on
the line no I don’t know how much longer
I can restrain myself let me see him
number eight Nancy Botwin weeds yes
soccer mom turned dope dealer this
widowed mother of three provides for her
family the only way she knows how
which is just a little bit more than the
law will allow although easily pleased
with an iced coffee or two as well as
being Berkeley educated and a leader in
her field
anyone looking to score with this black
market gardener should know she has
terrible luck with men with all four of
her husband’s dying Oh Moo Nancy Botwin
born Nancy price is also not so good
with girlfriends but that’s another
thing altogether
somebody’s no fun today
sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
number seven Jules Cobb cougar town
embarrass if you’re a hunky young cub
you might have had a chance with this
Lexus driving divorcee could be taped
down it’s what you’ve wanted all along
however that boat sailed when Jules
remarried in season 3 of Cougar Town
when she tied the knot with Grayson
Ellis okay so we had a Tuesday wedding
if you did meet junebug during her
single days though you should know she
has a teenage son and only owns 8 DVDs
Wow I guess these should probably go
back in their holsters so maybe it’s
best if you go to your place instead of
hers there are positives and negatives
to folks there really aren’t oh and
don’t forget the wine no no I need Big
Joe oh okay
while you fill that up I’m gonna go talk
to Grayson number six Julie Cooper the
OC I did not come here to talk about
myself as long as we’re on the subject I
could kind of use your advice she may
have been raised in a trailer park but
this lady has a taste for the finer
things motivated superficial and
materialistic Julie has been married
more than once isn’t so odd after filing
for divorce from Jimmy Cooper she dates
the rich and powerful Caleb all while
being involved with her daughter’s
ex-boyfriend to come in by the series
finale she appears to be back on the
market but this is only after Caleb dies
of a heart attack the same night she was
scheming to kill him
never
just watch prior to his death he had
fired her from her cushy CEO position
because a former lover resurfaced and
blackmailed her with an adult movie she
had started I was willing to give us a
chance until that our advice proceed
with caution you did we have sex no I’m
a virgin at least I think I am number
five Riley parks the client list the
girls that don’t give extras don’t
really do very well here
formerly Miz Montgomery this mother
turned masseuse became single again when
her husband left her while the couple
was in financial dire straits I’ve had
zero luck finding the job and I got you
out there running around jacking up our
credit cards with another shopping spree
now that is not fair in order to
properly provide for her family Parks is
willing to go almost all the way to
please her customers so what would you
like to work on today I think I’ll let
you decide that and we do mean that
literally
while the rub appears to be a legit
massage parlor some of the services
offered aren’t exactly on the official
menu this amount of pressures you’re
good to use just incredible huh that
includes one client’s $50,000 offer to
sleep with Riley an offer which spoiler
alert she accepts looks stunning
I’m not done yet
number four Betty Francis madman I am
very sorry
born in New Jersey raised in
Pennsylvania and college educated in a
time when many women were not the ex
mrs. Draper should be a catch for all
seasons you don’t think I feel that in
reality however she is cold
self-interested childish and often a
poor excuse for a mother you cut her
hair no I cut it you see hey Eddie on
the plus side as a former model she does
look good which sadly appears to be her
only redeemable quality enjoy troubled
and flawed beyond repair
Betty banks on her looks and is
effectively a two-time trophy wife more
interested in causing misery to others
than gaining happiness for herself well
I know the divorce is mostly to blame
number three Rebecca Donaldson
Katsopolis Full House have mercy
while known to fans of the series as
Aunt Becky there are some that call mrs.
cats appleís mommy namely her twins and
maybe Uncle Jesse I mean who knows maybe
this could turn into something or maybe
it won’t or maybe it already has her
maybe you should just shut me up okay a
down-to-earth practical and lovingly
sarcastic Nebraska farm girl Becky is a
semi celeb in the Bay Area
thanks to her co-hosting gig on wake up
San Francisco it’s kind of a private
thing that I’ll be happy to talk about
with you when I return to the show in a
few weeks but until then this is Rebecca
Donaldson saying get out of my room
still no matter how well and uncreate
your fan letter don’t expect much of a
reply as she is not only happily married
is this ring I thee Wed
she is also firmly ingrained in the
Tanner household and acts as the mother
figure her nieces never had you are the
best
thanks peckish you’re welcome number two
Gabrielle Solis Desperate Housewives
sweet warrior the best you ever had born
poor Gabrielle moved up the social
ladder due to her god-given good looks
I’ve been broke a lot of times in my
life I’ve never been poor a former top
model she’s known to name-drop
luminaries such as Heidi Klum and David
Lee Roth as friends
try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy
David Lee Roth considered a trophy wife
by Carlos Gaby has been a mother in a
way to seven if you include a failed
pregnancy surrogacy and adoption as well
as a birth daughter and a legal daughter
who were switched at birth and a
daughter and niece used to go crazy when
men would so much as look at me the
wrong way and that’s when I had clothes
on that said Solis is known to dabble
outside of her marriage especially if
you happen to be a very fit young
gardener but that’s not always a given
I’m flattered but no thank you
before we unveil our top pick here are
some honorable mentions oh this is good
they’re just they’re just wrapping her
okay we’ll be careful with her she’s
really tiny where there is without it’s
okay we’re gonna move now I mean it
would have been more interesting to hear
that from the key it’s definitely more
romantic hearing it from you
mom coming sweetie
hi
I then Berlin to your futures number one
Gloria Pritchett
modern family ola while facing strong
competition from Claire Dunphy sometimes
I want to punch my kids
Gloria Pritchett is far and away our top
pick for hot TV momma’s stunning
accented and with us sometimes loose
command of the English language I got my
thumb Gloria is as good natured as she
is outspoken you have to appreciate
nature and while she often offense Jays
second wife is always coming from a good
place
although fully aware of her beauty maybe
I can help
maybe when they pick the new music
teacher I wanna flirt a little bit with
you no mrs. Pritchett is more than happy
as a wife and mother so while you may
look you can’t touch cuz you are well
out of her League think you can
intimidate me with that attitude
title back to you do you agree with our
list nope so I’m gonna go home and run a
warm bath and either slit my wrists or
drink a bottle fine who’s your favorite
TV mill okay it’s over no I still feel
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