dating is like diffusing a bomb you need
to be calm confident and know what
you’re doing because there are a
thousand things that could go wrong
looking all over for you I gotta get out
of here pronto I got a stage five
clinger but you’re not we’ve got you
covered
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
things not to do on a date you nervous
I’m have you nervous a little nervous
doing no looks date for this list we’re
looking at behaviors quirks and
attitudes that you’d better leave at
home when you go out some of these may
seem obvious but considering how awful a
date can go
everyone needs a reminder now and again
I don’t miss placements in the South
Bronx and you wouldn’t expect it but
they have the best could always in town
and just like that the illusion was
shattered Wow
she just never shuts up number 10 don’t
be pushy about getting laid I’m gonna
really take care of you tonight
we’re gonna forget all right you’re
horny we get it we’re all sexual beings
but in the interest of a consensual
engagement being yourself will get you a
lot further than pushing for an obvious
outcome I think that having sex with
either of you would be a great treat for
me seriously demanding sex on a first
date is about as effective as holding up
a neon sign above your head
it says no class I dropped my monster
condom that I use for my Magnum dong I’m
out of here
also you may think you’re being clever
and seductive by chatting casually about
sex but dropping into the conversation
the size of your dong or that you don’t
have a gag reflex is just a one-way
ticket to awkward’s Ville capital city
of you’re not getting any you mind if we
park oh wow that’s a great idea I’d love
to park oh my the M whilst 18 years old
it’s not like I’ve never parked before
what number nine don’t be mean to the
waiter oh nice job hotshot I’m sorry
save it go tell the manager he owes us
an appetizer we are hedging our bets
that you’ve managed to get the person
sitting across from you to go out with
you by showcasing that you’re caring
confident and comfortable in your own
skin don’t blow it by being a dick to
the hard-working folks who are making
your date possible it’s only a wiper
thing yeah I could knit another day not
absolutely dust bugger off being nice to
your date is key and a given but if
you’re mean to everyone else it sends a
pretty clear message of what you’re
really like
I don’t tip you don’t tip now I don’t
believe in it actions speak louder than
words unless those words are I’m a giant
arsehole saying you’re a nice guy but
proving the opposite with your actions
speaks volumes this is
Absolut Vodka I ordered Absolut yes it
is are you calling me a liar
come bring another one sorry I hope it
in come office number eight don’t show
up late i late um just an hour but you
know I just finished getting ready and
Allison said it was your mo your time is
valuable and so is everyone else’s
showing up late for a date is pretty
much telling your date straight up that
their time is just not as valuable as
yours that and you don’t care enough
about them to meet them at the time you
agreed on if you are late it’s not the
end of the world but a text letting them
know you’re on your way and that you’re
sorry goes a long way she’s running late
huh just a couple hours
you know girls they’re excited about
something everything has to be perfect
number seven don’t be negative or be
positive that’s right I have no money
I’m not funny I live in a studio
apartment with two other guys and I’m
pretty sure I’m infertile if absolutely
nothing else your night on the town
needs to be one thing and one thing only
fun if your date doesn’t enjoy being
with you you are doing something wrong
one way to turn a fun date into a bad
one is to talk about all the crappy
things that are happening in your life I
think maybe I shouldn’t be allowed out
of a box for at least a year shouldn’t
you be having these thoughts quietly in
such a head while you try to get me into
bed if someone has taken time out of
their day to show up and spend an
evening with you it’s not so they can
hear about your debt or so they can help
you with your crushing loneliness or
suss out why your parents don’t like you
you were such a super than eighty and
then I’ve been so lonely we’ve all got
problems but on date night put them in a
box lock it and pretend they don’t exist
I can’t believe I’m crying
you think I’m so pathetic no no I admire
a man who can cry it’s really good just
make up number six don’t be
argumentative or confrontational oh my
god is Frankenstein gonna kill that
little girl dr. Frankenstein has been
the scene
that’s Frankenstein’s monster
congratulations you are the smartest
person in the world we know it you know
it and gosh darn it your date’s gonna
know it by the end of the night right
wrong nobody likes a know-it-all
correcting contradicting and getting
argumentative with your date is an awful
plan it doesn’t show off how much you
know it just tells them that you’re a
difficult person I just don’t think
we’re a good match yeah I know I get it
it’s because I’m black what I said I get
it you don’t like me because I am black
what you think I am racist it’s just
nasty
seriously this goes for everything in
life as much as it does dating except
that there are things you don’t know
it makes lights so much more interesting
that is a fantastic idea why didn’t I
think of that number five don’t over
invest emotionally I’m come in love with
you what what what just in case there
was some confusion a date is not a
proposal so don’t treat it like one the
person agreed to meet for drinks or
dinner in a movie not to get married
we’re gonna be so happy together I love
you I’m sorry I love you
nothing is freakier than having fun with
someone only to find out that they’re a
stage five clinger I still aspire to
meet someone and fall in love and get
married but that is a very high-risk
scenario and I want a baby now I’m 37
and we don’t care how late it is on your
biological clock or how badly your
mother wants a grandchild getting hot
and heavy about how many kids you want
where you want to have them and which
famous novel characters you want to name
them after is a great way to scare away
their potential parents oh you tell the
best stories me and my three eggs are
having the best time number four don’t
get drunk come on bitch oh my god
Hepburn’s so good oh yeah number-one
rule for dating be cool ordering drinks
is cool drinking them is cool
vomiting not cool passing out super not
cool doing both at the same time while
you’re on a date just has disaster
written all over it
everyone has a drink to loosen up now
and again but if you really want to
impress your date showing that you know
your limits and can hold your liquor
responsibly we’ll get you a thousand
more brownie points than the alternative
belligerent drunk that’s great there’ll
be fun next 18 years everybody thinks
I’m a fun drink someone’s at the door
we’re not saying don’t drink but as with
everything in life do it right they get
one of those bugs you know one of those
fruit flies those things that live for
like a day or something really called
red collar blue plums yes
number three don’t talk about your exes
my last boyfriend rankle on dating if
you’re lucky can lead to a relationship
a relationship if you’re lucky can lead
to a lifelong partnership of course
sometimes it doesn’t and that’s okay
after I realized that all of my friends
were his friends and then everything
about Washington reminded
Bruce I need to change big one what’s
not okay is using that as a topic of
conversation for your next date I just
got out of a five and a half year
relationship so I’m not looking for
anything serious just sexual activity
doesn’t matter if it was a clean break
or if it went down in flames and landed
on a nearby puppy orphanage your current
date does not want to hear about it my
ex if I won you run if it comes up in
conversation mentioning your ex briefly
is fine what’s not fine is going into
detail about how you still have a piece
of his or her clothing that you like to
sit with in the bathtub and smell that’s
weird oh hey what do you brought it in
come on it’s everything it’s everything
that reminds me of her and I need it
gone number two don’t talk endlessly
about yourself you guys just got a new
place how many bedrooms is it I would
love to have an extra bedroom because I
would put Stairmaster in there which you
guys should get a convertible sofa or
futon photons are great if there’s one
tip we can give you that will make your
dating life a piece of cake it’s this
know who you are
and be comfortable in your own skin
however while feeling that you are the
most interesting person in the world may
boost your confidence it doesn’t do you
much good in conversation remember this
is a date not an interview for your as
yet unsold biography it’s always nice
for your companion if you’re versed in a
conversation topic that isn’t you maybe
it depends on what I like
duh what do you like we have a great um
section of do-it-yourself do you like to
do it yourself talking endlessly about
yourself is a clear sign of a lack of
self-assurance or probable arrogance man
you’re gonna hear my nose just like the
time
mm then I ate some rotten berries man
had some strong gases eking out of my
butt that day before we reveal our
number one pick here are a few honorable
mentions oh holy jesus
he seems to be having a good time now
are you all right oh yeah this I was
running so when did you live in Morocco
Oh in the late 90s I kind of bounced
around to a bunch of different places
over the past few years oh yeah
like where Oh God we’re number one don’t
spend the entire date on your cell phone
notice this unreasonably attractive
couple enjoying a reasonably priced
Italian dinner together
social networking instead of working Oh
know each other better turn off your
phone
we could just stop there but we won’t
because we’ve got to make a full video
out of this and this point is super
important this is ridiculous would
everyone stop picking up their phones
hmm consider this though is the person
you’re with really so boring that you
have to chat with other people or check
your Twitter in order to fill the time
are they really that unimportant because
to them the answer is yes just waiting
for the beep good in this modern age
cherish the moments where you aren’t
staring at a screen communicate with a
human and one more time turn off your
phone unless you’re watching a WatchMojo
video of course just kidding you know
you want to touch each other doesn’t
my brother
do you agree with our list tell us in
the comments about your worst date of
all time I’m sorry oh no no your nose is
bleeding
yes I’m sorry for more entertaining and
useful top 10s on dating and
relationships published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
think she might actually kill for you
injured people need rest
to be calm confident and know what
you’re doing because there are a
thousand things that could go wrong
looking all over for you I gotta get out
of here pronto I got a stage five
clinger but you’re not we’ve got you
covered
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
things not to do on a date you nervous
I’m have you nervous a little nervous
doing no looks date for this list we’re
looking at behaviors quirks and
attitudes that you’d better leave at
home when you go out some of these may
seem obvious but considering how awful a
date can go
everyone needs a reminder now and again
I don’t miss placements in the South
Bronx and you wouldn’t expect it but
they have the best could always in town
and just like that the illusion was
shattered Wow
she just never shuts up number 10 don’t
be pushy about getting laid I’m gonna
really take care of you tonight
we’re gonna forget all right you’re
horny we get it we’re all sexual beings
but in the interest of a consensual
engagement being yourself will get you a
lot further than pushing for an obvious
outcome I think that having sex with
either of you would be a great treat for
me seriously demanding sex on a first
date is about as effective as holding up
a neon sign above your head
it says no class I dropped my monster
condom that I use for my Magnum dong I’m
out of here
also you may think you’re being clever
and seductive by chatting casually about
sex but dropping into the conversation
the size of your dong or that you don’t
have a gag reflex is just a one-way
ticket to awkward’s Ville capital city
of you’re not getting any you mind if we
park oh wow that’s a great idea I’d love
to park oh my the M whilst 18 years old
it’s not like I’ve never parked before
what number nine don’t be mean to the
waiter oh nice job hotshot I’m sorry
save it go tell the manager he owes us
an appetizer we are hedging our bets
that you’ve managed to get the person
sitting across from you to go out with
you by showcasing that you’re caring
confident and comfortable in your own
skin don’t blow it by being a dick to
the hard-working folks who are making
your date possible it’s only a wiper
thing yeah I could knit another day not
absolutely dust bugger off being nice to
your date is key and a given but if
you’re mean to everyone else it sends a
pretty clear message of what you’re
really like
I don’t tip you don’t tip now I don’t
believe in it actions speak louder than
words unless those words are I’m a giant
arsehole saying you’re a nice guy but
proving the opposite with your actions
speaks volumes this is
Absolut Vodka I ordered Absolut yes it
is are you calling me a liar
come bring another one sorry I hope it
in come office number eight don’t show
up late i late um just an hour but you
know I just finished getting ready and
Allison said it was your mo your time is
valuable and so is everyone else’s
showing up late for a date is pretty
much telling your date straight up that
their time is just not as valuable as
yours that and you don’t care enough
about them to meet them at the time you
agreed on if you are late it’s not the
end of the world but a text letting them
know you’re on your way and that you’re
sorry goes a long way she’s running late
huh just a couple hours
you know girls they’re excited about
something everything has to be perfect
number seven don’t be negative or be
positive that’s right I have no money
I’m not funny I live in a studio
apartment with two other guys and I’m
pretty sure I’m infertile if absolutely
nothing else your night on the town
needs to be one thing and one thing only
fun if your date doesn’t enjoy being
with you you are doing something wrong
one way to turn a fun date into a bad
one is to talk about all the crappy
things that are happening in your life I
think maybe I shouldn’t be allowed out
of a box for at least a year shouldn’t
you be having these thoughts quietly in
such a head while you try to get me into
bed if someone has taken time out of
their day to show up and spend an
evening with you it’s not so they can
hear about your debt or so they can help
you with your crushing loneliness or
suss out why your parents don’t like you
you were such a super than eighty and
then I’ve been so lonely we’ve all got
problems but on date night put them in a
box lock it and pretend they don’t exist
I can’t believe I’m crying
you think I’m so pathetic no no I admire
a man who can cry it’s really good just
make up number six don’t be
argumentative or confrontational oh my
god is Frankenstein gonna kill that
little girl dr. Frankenstein has been
the scene
that’s Frankenstein’s monster
congratulations you are the smartest
person in the world we know it you know
it and gosh darn it your date’s gonna
know it by the end of the night right
wrong nobody likes a know-it-all
correcting contradicting and getting
argumentative with your date is an awful
plan it doesn’t show off how much you
know it just tells them that you’re a
difficult person I just don’t think
we’re a good match yeah I know I get it
it’s because I’m black what I said I get
it you don’t like me because I am black
what you think I am racist it’s just
nasty
seriously this goes for everything in
life as much as it does dating except
that there are things you don’t know
it makes lights so much more interesting
that is a fantastic idea why didn’t I
think of that number five don’t over
invest emotionally I’m come in love with
you what what what just in case there
was some confusion a date is not a
proposal so don’t treat it like one the
person agreed to meet for drinks or
dinner in a movie not to get married
we’re gonna be so happy together I love
you I’m sorry I love you
nothing is freakier than having fun with
someone only to find out that they’re a
stage five clinger I still aspire to
meet someone and fall in love and get
married but that is a very high-risk
scenario and I want a baby now I’m 37
and we don’t care how late it is on your
biological clock or how badly your
mother wants a grandchild getting hot
and heavy about how many kids you want
where you want to have them and which
famous novel characters you want to name
them after is a great way to scare away
their potential parents oh you tell the
best stories me and my three eggs are
having the best time number four don’t
get drunk come on bitch oh my god
Hepburn’s so good oh yeah number-one
rule for dating be cool ordering drinks
is cool drinking them is cool
vomiting not cool passing out super not
cool doing both at the same time while
you’re on a date just has disaster
written all over it
everyone has a drink to loosen up now
and again but if you really want to
impress your date showing that you know
your limits and can hold your liquor
responsibly we’ll get you a thousand
more brownie points than the alternative
belligerent drunk that’s great there’ll
be fun next 18 years everybody thinks
I’m a fun drink someone’s at the door
we’re not saying don’t drink but as with
everything in life do it right they get
one of those bugs you know one of those
fruit flies those things that live for
like a day or something really called
red collar blue plums yes
number three don’t talk about your exes
my last boyfriend rankle on dating if
you’re lucky can lead to a relationship
a relationship if you’re lucky can lead
to a lifelong partnership of course
sometimes it doesn’t and that’s okay
after I realized that all of my friends
were his friends and then everything
about Washington reminded
Bruce I need to change big one what’s
not okay is using that as a topic of
conversation for your next date I just
got out of a five and a half year
relationship so I’m not looking for
anything serious just sexual activity
doesn’t matter if it was a clean break
or if it went down in flames and landed
on a nearby puppy orphanage your current
date does not want to hear about it my
ex if I won you run if it comes up in
conversation mentioning your ex briefly
is fine what’s not fine is going into
detail about how you still have a piece
of his or her clothing that you like to
sit with in the bathtub and smell that’s
weird oh hey what do you brought it in
come on it’s everything it’s everything
that reminds me of her and I need it
gone number two don’t talk endlessly
about yourself you guys just got a new
place how many bedrooms is it I would
love to have an extra bedroom because I
would put Stairmaster in there which you
guys should get a convertible sofa or
futon photons are great if there’s one
tip we can give you that will make your
dating life a piece of cake it’s this
know who you are
and be comfortable in your own skin
however while feeling that you are the
most interesting person in the world may
boost your confidence it doesn’t do you
much good in conversation remember this
is a date not an interview for your as
yet unsold biography it’s always nice
for your companion if you’re versed in a
conversation topic that isn’t you maybe
it depends on what I like
duh what do you like we have a great um
section of do-it-yourself do you like to
do it yourself talking endlessly about
yourself is a clear sign of a lack of
self-assurance or probable arrogance man
you’re gonna hear my nose just like the
time
mm then I ate some rotten berries man
had some strong gases eking out of my
butt that day before we reveal our
number one pick here are a few honorable
mentions oh holy jesus
he seems to be having a good time now
are you all right oh yeah this I was
running so when did you live in Morocco
Oh in the late 90s I kind of bounced
around to a bunch of different places
over the past few years oh yeah
like where Oh God we’re number one don’t
spend the entire date on your cell phone
notice this unreasonably attractive
couple enjoying a reasonably priced
Italian dinner together
social networking instead of working Oh
know each other better turn off your
phone
we could just stop there but we won’t
because we’ve got to make a full video
out of this and this point is super
important this is ridiculous would
everyone stop picking up their phones
hmm consider this though is the person
you’re with really so boring that you
have to chat with other people or check
your Twitter in order to fill the time
are they really that unimportant because
to them the answer is yes just waiting
for the beep good in this modern age
cherish the moments where you aren’t
staring at a screen communicate with a
human and one more time turn off your
phone unless you’re watching a WatchMojo
video of course just kidding you know
you want to touch each other doesn’t
my brother
do you agree with our list tell us in
the comments about your worst date of
all time I’m sorry oh no no your nose is
bleeding
yes I’m sorry for more entertaining and
useful top 10s on dating and
relationships published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
think she might actually kill for you
injured people need rest
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