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top ten about nothing are you just
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really wanna have fun I really want to
have fun I’m just saying I want to
absolutely welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 episodes of Seinfeld for
this list we’re taking aim at those
episodes of Seinfeld that are most
influential most iconic and most funny
no now find your favorite booth in
Moncks and let’s dig in let’s push this
giant ball oil all the way gone because
it’s a little mint it’s a junior mint
number 10 the junior mint chocolate it’s
peppermint it’s delicious self-centered
as ever Jerry can’t remember his date’s
name and tries everything to figure it
out it rhymes for the female body part
what is it vulva Elaine’s got the hots
for her slim down ex Roy this is uh you
really lost weight but the episodes
title comes from an incident when Jer
and Kramer
are observing Roy’s surgery and Kramer’s
brought along some Junior Mints as a
snack favor stop it
however even with all that going on our
favorite part is when Jerry finally
realizes his lady friends name Oh number
nine the Bubble Boy
doctors say yes to live in a plastic
bubble can you imagine it a bubble a
bubble a bubble yes a bubble after
learning of his illness
Jerry begrudgingly agrees to visit one
of his fans on his way to a cabin with
Elaine George and Susan excuse me
but Jer gets lost hijinks ensue as he
and Elaine stop at a diner and give
another fan a signed picture
nothing’s finer than being in your diner
while George plays an ill-fated game of
Trivial Pursuit with the Bubble Boy I’m
so sorry it’s the Moose the correct
answer the moose
and where’s Kramer oh just burning down
the cabin my Cubans
number 8 the limo Oh tell me the jig is
up it was a bad jig to begin with we
never should have started this Jay was a
good chick it’s a bad jag a terrible
terrible Jake as risky and edgy today as
it was when it premiered in 1992 this
episode sees George pretending to be a
man named O’Brien so he and Jerry can
snag a limo ride home from the airport
get the colonel working around front
thank you
yada yada yada
turns out O’Brien is a high-profile
neo-nazi who’s supposed to be on his way
to give a speech near Madison Square
Garden and the Jews steal money through
the Zionist occupied government and use
the black man to bring drugs into our
oppressed white minority communities
you’re not gonna open with that are you
guns riding and George screams follow
James topless number seven yo-yo ma the
Hamptons Boutros boutros-ghali this
episode changed the meaning of the word
shrinkage it shrinks like a frightened
turtle while in the Hamptons to visit
their friends breathtaking newborn Jerry
Elaine and Kramer see George’s new
girlfriend topless nice rack
Elaine’s confused by a cute doctor’s
choice of words yeah he really is
breathtaking Kramer’s arrested for
poaching lobsters and George is caught
with his pants down I’m really sorry
classic comical and it spawned a
catchphrase what more could you want
I was no he’s just a guy but I really
liked him
number six the boyfriend with all these
ball clubs flying around all season what
you think there’d be a plane crash
Jerry strikes up a bromance with Keith
Hernandez but gets jealous when his idol
starts dating Elaine wait a minute
you jealous of him you’re jealous of me
Kramer Newman won’t shut up about their
hatred of the MedStar
Thank You Hayden I despise him which
culminates in a perfect JFK style
explanation that is one magic loogie but
our faith quote of this two-parter comes
in Georgia storyline after lying to the
unemployment agency about his job
prospects with Vandelay industries
George is caught with his pants down
again and you want to be my late textile
anything happens yet can I count on you
number five the Chinese restaurant
decide to go at it yeah I want to get
into a rumble this simple concept
changed how sitcoms were written but it
was initially rejected by the NBC brass
Jerry George and Elaine stop for dinner
on their way to a movie I can’t have out
for dinner
that’s it they have hotdogs there now
movie hotdogs I’d rather lick the food
up faster if any episode proves Seinfeld
is a show about nothing it’s this one
you know we’re living in a society sure
there are shenanigans
should I do it George for 50 bucks put
my face in this soup and blow but
similar to the later episode the parking
garage the crew ends up essentially in
the same place as when they begin
Seinfeld ball we take out our drivers we
tee up and number four the marine
biologist sailing up into the sky holds
there for a moment and then hmm
a favorite of Seinfeld himself this
episode has George pretending to be a
marine biologist oh I just got back from
a trip to the Galapagos Islands I was
living with the Turkish Elaine fighting
an angry Russian author who likes
throwing stuff out windows and Kramer
playing golf at the beach ridiculous
obviously I spanked but it proves the
show can take any concept does anyone
hear a marine biologist no matter how
silly and make it funny
the sea was angry that day my friends
like an old man trying to send back soup
in a deli but we gotta say the greatest
payoff in this episode is George’s
closing monologue so I reached my hand
in felt around and pulled out the
obstruction
but is that a Titleist
hole in one
number three the puffy shirt you’re
gonna be the first pirate I don’t want
to be a pirate
Seinfeld picks apart personality quirks
with skill this time inventing the low
talker what excuse me in this case the
low talker is Kramer’s girlfriend who
just so happens to be a fashion designer
interested in starting a new trend
when Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear
one of her creations on the Today Show
things don’t go according to plan for
anybody some of those heckles are really
uncalled for avast ye matey what the
hell is that man including George the
new hand model which is the episodes
subplot you look like a complete idiot I
wouldn’t wipe my eggs number 2 the Soup
Nazi Jimmy even if you never watched
Seinfeld you know one phrase nothing for
you while Jerry and his girlfriend are
busy using baby talk yeah the gang finds
a joint that serves the city’s best soup
oh this is fantastic but there’s a catch
I said yeah hold out your money speak
your soup in a loud clear voice step to
the left and receive the right Elaine
doesn’t buy into the soup Nazis rules
and gets herself banned from his store
leading her on a crusade to bring him
down
Elaine let the man make his show
and thanks to some trouble with an
armoire Kramer and street toughs she
doesn’t get through this is not no more
simply before we reveal which pic we
think is the most sponge worthy here are
a few honorable mentions you hold it in
like that you can cause a lot of damage
to your bladder that’s what happens to
truck drivers well they hold it in all
the time and eventually it starts to
come out involuntarily all right my name
is George I’m unemployed and I live with
my parents
I’m Victoria hi it’s a good friend
choice Costanza
I’m really sorry stuck your sorries in a
sack mister it’s an expression my mother
had a Glamour magazine I started leaving
number one glamour the contest what did
she do first she screams George what are
you doing my god breaking barriers as
always the writers of Seinfeld somehow
made masturbation inoffensive and
appropriate for primetime George’s
mother in her first appearance discovers
George treating his body like a well
we’ll let her tell you I come home and
find my son treating his body like it
was an amusement park so the four
friends make a bet to see who can go the
longest without self gratification I’m
out with virgins Kennedy’s hot nurses
and naked ladies running wild has
nothing on all this Emmy winning episode
proves that in the world of sitcoms
Seinfeld is the master of his domain I
am king of the county you lord of the
manor do you agree with our list no no
thank you
what are your favorite episodes of
Seinfeld yeah well I can’t have this
hanging over my head it’s bad mojo for
more hilarious top 10s published every
day ha ha be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com on the flip side
David um hi don’t leave me hanging
top ten about nothing are you just
saying you wanna have fun or do you
really wanna have fun I really want to
have fun I’m just saying I want to
absolutely welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 episodes of Seinfeld for
this list we’re taking aim at those
episodes of Seinfeld that are most
influential most iconic and most funny
no now find your favorite booth in
Moncks and let’s dig in let’s push this
giant ball oil all the way gone because
it’s a little mint it’s a junior mint
number 10 the junior mint chocolate it’s
peppermint it’s delicious self-centered
as ever Jerry can’t remember his date’s
name and tries everything to figure it
out it rhymes for the female body part
what is it vulva Elaine’s got the hots
for her slim down ex Roy this is uh you
really lost weight but the episodes
title comes from an incident when Jer
and Kramer
are observing Roy’s surgery and Kramer’s
brought along some Junior Mints as a
snack favor stop it
however even with all that going on our
favorite part is when Jerry finally
realizes his lady friends name Oh number
nine the Bubble Boy
doctors say yes to live in a plastic
bubble can you imagine it a bubble a
bubble a bubble yes a bubble after
learning of his illness
Jerry begrudgingly agrees to visit one
of his fans on his way to a cabin with
Elaine George and Susan excuse me
but Jer gets lost hijinks ensue as he
and Elaine stop at a diner and give
another fan a signed picture
nothing’s finer than being in your diner
while George plays an ill-fated game of
Trivial Pursuit with the Bubble Boy I’m
so sorry it’s the Moose the correct
answer the moose
and where’s Kramer oh just burning down
the cabin my Cubans
number 8 the limo Oh tell me the jig is
up it was a bad jig to begin with we
never should have started this Jay was a
good chick it’s a bad jag a terrible
terrible Jake as risky and edgy today as
it was when it premiered in 1992 this
episode sees George pretending to be a
man named O’Brien so he and Jerry can
snag a limo ride home from the airport
get the colonel working around front
thank you
yada yada yada
turns out O’Brien is a high-profile
neo-nazi who’s supposed to be on his way
to give a speech near Madison Square
Garden and the Jews steal money through
the Zionist occupied government and use
the black man to bring drugs into our
oppressed white minority communities
you’re not gonna open with that are you
guns riding and George screams follow
James topless number seven yo-yo ma the
Hamptons Boutros boutros-ghali this
episode changed the meaning of the word
shrinkage it shrinks like a frightened
turtle while in the Hamptons to visit
their friends breathtaking newborn Jerry
Elaine and Kramer see George’s new
girlfriend topless nice rack
Elaine’s confused by a cute doctor’s
choice of words yeah he really is
breathtaking Kramer’s arrested for
poaching lobsters and George is caught
with his pants down I’m really sorry
classic comical and it spawned a
catchphrase what more could you want
I was no he’s just a guy but I really
liked him
number six the boyfriend with all these
ball clubs flying around all season what
you think there’d be a plane crash
Jerry strikes up a bromance with Keith
Hernandez but gets jealous when his idol
starts dating Elaine wait a minute
you jealous of him you’re jealous of me
Kramer Newman won’t shut up about their
hatred of the MedStar
Thank You Hayden I despise him which
culminates in a perfect JFK style
explanation that is one magic loogie but
our faith quote of this two-parter comes
in Georgia storyline after lying to the
unemployment agency about his job
prospects with Vandelay industries
George is caught with his pants down
again and you want to be my late textile
anything happens yet can I count on you
number five the Chinese restaurant
decide to go at it yeah I want to get
into a rumble this simple concept
changed how sitcoms were written but it
was initially rejected by the NBC brass
Jerry George and Elaine stop for dinner
on their way to a movie I can’t have out
for dinner
that’s it they have hotdogs there now
movie hotdogs I’d rather lick the food
up faster if any episode proves Seinfeld
is a show about nothing it’s this one
you know we’re living in a society sure
there are shenanigans
should I do it George for 50 bucks put
my face in this soup and blow but
similar to the later episode the parking
garage the crew ends up essentially in
the same place as when they begin
Seinfeld ball we take out our drivers we
tee up and number four the marine
biologist sailing up into the sky holds
there for a moment and then hmm
a favorite of Seinfeld himself this
episode has George pretending to be a
marine biologist oh I just got back from
a trip to the Galapagos Islands I was
living with the Turkish Elaine fighting
an angry Russian author who likes
throwing stuff out windows and Kramer
playing golf at the beach ridiculous
obviously I spanked but it proves the
show can take any concept does anyone
hear a marine biologist no matter how
silly and make it funny
the sea was angry that day my friends
like an old man trying to send back soup
in a deli but we gotta say the greatest
payoff in this episode is George’s
closing monologue so I reached my hand
in felt around and pulled out the
obstruction
but is that a Titleist
hole in one
number three the puffy shirt you’re
gonna be the first pirate I don’t want
to be a pirate
Seinfeld picks apart personality quirks
with skill this time inventing the low
talker what excuse me in this case the
low talker is Kramer’s girlfriend who
just so happens to be a fashion designer
interested in starting a new trend
when Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear
one of her creations on the Today Show
things don’t go according to plan for
anybody some of those heckles are really
uncalled for avast ye matey what the
hell is that man including George the
new hand model which is the episodes
subplot you look like a complete idiot I
wouldn’t wipe my eggs number 2 the Soup
Nazi Jimmy even if you never watched
Seinfeld you know one phrase nothing for
you while Jerry and his girlfriend are
busy using baby talk yeah the gang finds
a joint that serves the city’s best soup
oh this is fantastic but there’s a catch
I said yeah hold out your money speak
your soup in a loud clear voice step to
the left and receive the right Elaine
doesn’t buy into the soup Nazis rules
and gets herself banned from his store
leading her on a crusade to bring him
down
Elaine let the man make his show
and thanks to some trouble with an
armoire Kramer and street toughs she
doesn’t get through this is not no more
simply before we reveal which pic we
think is the most sponge worthy here are
a few honorable mentions you hold it in
like that you can cause a lot of damage
to your bladder that’s what happens to
truck drivers well they hold it in all
the time and eventually it starts to
come out involuntarily all right my name
is George I’m unemployed and I live with
my parents
I’m Victoria hi it’s a good friend
choice Costanza
I’m really sorry stuck your sorries in a
sack mister it’s an expression my mother
had a Glamour magazine I started leaving
number one glamour the contest what did
she do first she screams George what are
you doing my god breaking barriers as
always the writers of Seinfeld somehow
made masturbation inoffensive and
appropriate for primetime George’s
mother in her first appearance discovers
George treating his body like a well
we’ll let her tell you I come home and
find my son treating his body like it
was an amusement park so the four
friends make a bet to see who can go the
longest without self gratification I’m
out with virgins Kennedy’s hot nurses
and naked ladies running wild has
nothing on all this Emmy winning episode
proves that in the world of sitcoms
Seinfeld is the master of his domain I
am king of the county you lord of the
manor do you agree with our list no no
thank you
what are your favorite episodes of
Seinfeld yeah well I can’t have this
hanging over my head it’s bad mojo for
more hilarious top 10s published every
day ha ha be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com on the flip side
David um hi don’t leave me hanging
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