we’re all willing to suspend our
disbelief for movies to a certain extent
but these ones push the limit way too
far
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
ridiculous movie plots listen to me
we’re we’re all that’s left
somebody’s gotta someone’s gotta live
somebody’s gotta make it for this list
we’re looking at those movies whose
plots were so ridiculous and outlandish
that we can’t help but laugh at their
unintentional hilarity we’re excluding B
movies like sharknado as their plots
seem to be intentionally terrible number
10 soul man to be honest I just couldn’t
help murmuring my approval of your
opening remarks in what is perhaps one
of the most racist movies ever made soul
man was intended to be a comedic film
but no one was laughing after reading
the abysmal plot summary it doesn’t
matter I still had no right to take that
scholarship focusing on a privileged
white teenager whose father refuses to
pay his way through Harvard our
protagonist is forced to dress up as an
african-american in order to net himself
a scholarship daddy did I tell you
Mark’s going to Harvard Law School on
scholarship needless to say the movie is
filled with racist situations but the
idea of see Thomas Howell in blackface
alone is likely enough to offend damn
near anyone go get my heroin in my
hypodermic needle bitch here’s a more
watermelon why you at number nine
face-off
wait you get lickin hot sure it’s an
adrenaline packed train ride of action
but face off has possibly one of the
most confusing and outlandish plots in
movie history it’s like looking at a
mirror only not in it an FBI agent
undergoes your everyday garden-variety
face transplant swapping visages with a
terrorist in order to obtain information
from his brother I don’t know what I
hate wearing worse your face or your
body meanwhile the terrorist has stolen
the agents face as terrorists are want
to do and ruins his personal life I’d
like to take his his face Oh like we
said it’s confusing but what’s even more
ridiculous is the idea that John
Travolta’s wife doesn’t notice when her
husband comes home with the body of Nick
Cage hey honey did you get a haircut
also your chest shoulders skin tone
muscle mass and penis are all different
so close to you
number eight Joe’s apartment
with a tagline like sex
bugs rock and roll you should already
know that we’re not exactly in
Shakespeare territory here god damn you
little sons of bitches get the hell out
of my apartment
when a man relocates to New York and is
short on cash he moves into a run-down
low-rent apartment which is infested
with singing dancing and partying
cockroaches a true cracker belch panic
attack they soon become Joe’s best
friends effectively creepin out both his
companions and the audience watching the
movie while it may sound stupid on paper
it’s even worse on screen sorry about
what happened in my apartment my friends
are sorry too
I never thought I’d say this but they’re
actually kind of sweet they must like
you a lot number 7 Jack Frost mom it’s
the Snowman I saw terrific job no mom
he’s alive when a semi neglectful father
dies in a car accident his spirit is
transferred into the body of a snowman
thanks to a magical harmonica and he’s
allowed a second chance to bond with his
son if you ever need me I’ll be right
here it’s amazing that no one really
cares as much as they should that a
snowman is walking talking and throwing
snowballs but then again with a story
like that it’s best not to think too
much about it
snowball fight
you pick the one area where you don’t
want to mess with snow while it’s meant
to be a heartwarming family comedy we
can’t help but be flabbergasted that
this even made it past the studio pitch
but fortunately Springs coming who said
that I did you know baggy pants no Punk
number six super babies baby geniuses –
looks like someone’s in LA listen to
that title no really listen to it is
that a pack of words that says excellent
story to you if a group of walking
talking genius babies who thwart a media
moguls plan to brainwash the world’s
population sounds like a good story then
yes it is okay we bought some time now
what also if that sounds like a film
worth seeing to you then hand in your
movie watching card and go home because
you’re drunk playtime is over
Kahuna’s right we’ve got to start
believing in ourselves often regarded as
one of the worst movies ever super
babies holds the rarely seen zero
percent Rotten Tomatoes rating and it’s
not hard to see why it’s too late thanks
for the power of your own uplink I can
bounce the mind-control purse of the
tellus paste 3000 satellite right from
here it’s so convenient if I didn’t hate
you so much I would thank you
number five the happening I need a
second another bust from the hitter Miss
M night Shyamalan the happening is a
thinly veiled Pro environmentalism film
disguised as a horror story
global warming temperature goes up a
fraction of a degree makes him
disoriented
maybe when plants decide that humans
have done enough damage to the earth
they release a toxin into the air that
makes people kill themselves do we need
a second okay why should anybody give me
a goddamn second
even the idea of shrubbery conspiring to
release a suicide toxin is enough to
make any film goer chuckle and as a
bonus it also features Mark Wahlberg
pleading with a houseplant my name is
Elliott Moore just going to talk in a
very positive manner giving off good
vibes hand by critics the happening only
added to shyamalan spotty track record
to be perfectly honest um this was an
act of nature and we’ll never fully
understand it number four white chicks
sure this is gonna work just trust me
follow my lead it’s clear that Hollywood
loves a good blackface story but in this
film starring the Wayans brothers the
roles are reversed as to black FBI
agents dressed as white women to thwart
a kidnapping plot what are you going to
wear uh this we can only assume that the
screenwriters all six of them not that
tough black men posing as too preppy
white girls would be funny but it just
doesn’t work
yeah
the makeup is horrific making the girls
look like wax sculptures which somehow
still dupes other characters and gives
the rest of us strange unfamiliar
feelings also racism could you know
oysters are an aphrodisiac oh oh sorry
tongue is kind of big number three
weekend at Bernie’s um
another movie with insanely stupid and
unobservant characters this story really
stretches the imagination of moviegoers
even those who just came in for a simple
laugh all I’m saying is why don’t we
just pretend didn’t die just for a bit
– insurance salesman discovered their
boss has died but have to keep up a
charade that he’s alive for an entire
weekend see you later guys bye bye bye
bye ladies we’ll see you later you’d
think the decomposition and smell would
clear that beach house out pretty fast
but this is a movie where even the dead
guy gets lucky even as a harmless comedy
weekend at Bernie’s makes zero sense did
everything go okay up there never been
better
number two Air Bud
we don’t like degrading children’s
movies but there are good stories and
bad stories and frankly this film
deserved all the raised eyebrows it
received let it cool buddy come on break
it up break it up careful when your
story follows a golden retriever who
becomes a star basketball player you’re
bound to incite some Snickers
and not the delicious chocolatey kind
either the idea of a dog being
officially allowed to play basketball is
ridiculous enough but the movie takes it
one step further by making him a natural
all-star sure it’s a cute dog but this
is one story that should have been
shelved or at least it should have
started Jack Russell case comb before we
go full crazy and look at our most
ridiculous plot here are a few honorable
mentions mrs. Proxmire it is my honor to
introduce to you come on a copy the
chief Buda budgie of the shell micced
movie
all right got some tea big stinky wheat
that’s really profound our did you find
the toolbox yeah I know why you want a
toolbox you got a screw loose I have had
it with these motherfuckin snakes on
this mother I can play
number one jaws the revenge what
apparently taking a cue from Steven
Spielberg who made limited use of the
shark in the original jaws the makers of
this sequel made limited use of logic
first time the best for everything after
that you know too much and nothing’s
ever quite the same
remember Brody you know from the first
movie well the shark does somehow
despite being a completely different
shark depends on your point of view so
upset is this shark at the Brody family
that it swims from New York to the
Bahamas in three days we might add in
order to exact its revenge
Michael we got a rare bird here you know
that huh great why don’t come down to
the Bahamas never while the idea of a
vengeful shark is in itself
extraordinarily stupid so is the idea of
one recognizing a human in the first
place just take it easy way way to ruin
a franchise guys do you agree with our
list oh yeah what ridiculous movie plot
do you find hilarious sausage
for more funny top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
disbelief for movies to a certain extent
but these ones push the limit way too
far
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
ridiculous movie plots listen to me
we’re we’re all that’s left
somebody’s gotta someone’s gotta live
somebody’s gotta make it for this list
we’re looking at those movies whose
plots were so ridiculous and outlandish
that we can’t help but laugh at their
unintentional hilarity we’re excluding B
movies like sharknado as their plots
seem to be intentionally terrible number
10 soul man to be honest I just couldn’t
help murmuring my approval of your
opening remarks in what is perhaps one
of the most racist movies ever made soul
man was intended to be a comedic film
but no one was laughing after reading
the abysmal plot summary it doesn’t
matter I still had no right to take that
scholarship focusing on a privileged
white teenager whose father refuses to
pay his way through Harvard our
protagonist is forced to dress up as an
african-american in order to net himself
a scholarship daddy did I tell you
Mark’s going to Harvard Law School on
scholarship needless to say the movie is
filled with racist situations but the
idea of see Thomas Howell in blackface
alone is likely enough to offend damn
near anyone go get my heroin in my
hypodermic needle bitch here’s a more
watermelon why you at number nine
face-off
wait you get lickin hot sure it’s an
adrenaline packed train ride of action
but face off has possibly one of the
most confusing and outlandish plots in
movie history it’s like looking at a
mirror only not in it an FBI agent
undergoes your everyday garden-variety
face transplant swapping visages with a
terrorist in order to obtain information
from his brother I don’t know what I
hate wearing worse your face or your
body meanwhile the terrorist has stolen
the agents face as terrorists are want
to do and ruins his personal life I’d
like to take his his face Oh like we
said it’s confusing but what’s even more
ridiculous is the idea that John
Travolta’s wife doesn’t notice when her
husband comes home with the body of Nick
Cage hey honey did you get a haircut
also your chest shoulders skin tone
muscle mass and penis are all different
so close to you
number eight Joe’s apartment
with a tagline like sex
bugs rock and roll you should already
know that we’re not exactly in
Shakespeare territory here god damn you
little sons of bitches get the hell out
of my apartment
when a man relocates to New York and is
short on cash he moves into a run-down
low-rent apartment which is infested
with singing dancing and partying
cockroaches a true cracker belch panic
attack they soon become Joe’s best
friends effectively creepin out both his
companions and the audience watching the
movie while it may sound stupid on paper
it’s even worse on screen sorry about
what happened in my apartment my friends
are sorry too
I never thought I’d say this but they’re
actually kind of sweet they must like
you a lot number 7 Jack Frost mom it’s
the Snowman I saw terrific job no mom
he’s alive when a semi neglectful father
dies in a car accident his spirit is
transferred into the body of a snowman
thanks to a magical harmonica and he’s
allowed a second chance to bond with his
son if you ever need me I’ll be right
here it’s amazing that no one really
cares as much as they should that a
snowman is walking talking and throwing
snowballs but then again with a story
like that it’s best not to think too
much about it
snowball fight
you pick the one area where you don’t
want to mess with snow while it’s meant
to be a heartwarming family comedy we
can’t help but be flabbergasted that
this even made it past the studio pitch
but fortunately Springs coming who said
that I did you know baggy pants no Punk
number six super babies baby geniuses –
looks like someone’s in LA listen to
that title no really listen to it is
that a pack of words that says excellent
story to you if a group of walking
talking genius babies who thwart a media
moguls plan to brainwash the world’s
population sounds like a good story then
yes it is okay we bought some time now
what also if that sounds like a film
worth seeing to you then hand in your
movie watching card and go home because
you’re drunk playtime is over
Kahuna’s right we’ve got to start
believing in ourselves often regarded as
one of the worst movies ever super
babies holds the rarely seen zero
percent Rotten Tomatoes rating and it’s
not hard to see why it’s too late thanks
for the power of your own uplink I can
bounce the mind-control purse of the
tellus paste 3000 satellite right from
here it’s so convenient if I didn’t hate
you so much I would thank you
number five the happening I need a
second another bust from the hitter Miss
M night Shyamalan the happening is a
thinly veiled Pro environmentalism film
disguised as a horror story
global warming temperature goes up a
fraction of a degree makes him
disoriented
maybe when plants decide that humans
have done enough damage to the earth
they release a toxin into the air that
makes people kill themselves do we need
a second okay why should anybody give me
a goddamn second
even the idea of shrubbery conspiring to
release a suicide toxin is enough to
make any film goer chuckle and as a
bonus it also features Mark Wahlberg
pleading with a houseplant my name is
Elliott Moore just going to talk in a
very positive manner giving off good
vibes hand by critics the happening only
added to shyamalan spotty track record
to be perfectly honest um this was an
act of nature and we’ll never fully
understand it number four white chicks
sure this is gonna work just trust me
follow my lead it’s clear that Hollywood
loves a good blackface story but in this
film starring the Wayans brothers the
roles are reversed as to black FBI
agents dressed as white women to thwart
a kidnapping plot what are you going to
wear uh this we can only assume that the
screenwriters all six of them not that
tough black men posing as too preppy
white girls would be funny but it just
doesn’t work
yeah
the makeup is horrific making the girls
look like wax sculptures which somehow
still dupes other characters and gives
the rest of us strange unfamiliar
feelings also racism could you know
oysters are an aphrodisiac oh oh sorry
tongue is kind of big number three
weekend at Bernie’s um
another movie with insanely stupid and
unobservant characters this story really
stretches the imagination of moviegoers
even those who just came in for a simple
laugh all I’m saying is why don’t we
just pretend didn’t die just for a bit
– insurance salesman discovered their
boss has died but have to keep up a
charade that he’s alive for an entire
weekend see you later guys bye bye bye
bye ladies we’ll see you later you’d
think the decomposition and smell would
clear that beach house out pretty fast
but this is a movie where even the dead
guy gets lucky even as a harmless comedy
weekend at Bernie’s makes zero sense did
everything go okay up there never been
better
number two Air Bud
we don’t like degrading children’s
movies but there are good stories and
bad stories and frankly this film
deserved all the raised eyebrows it
received let it cool buddy come on break
it up break it up careful when your
story follows a golden retriever who
becomes a star basketball player you’re
bound to incite some Snickers
and not the delicious chocolatey kind
either the idea of a dog being
officially allowed to play basketball is
ridiculous enough but the movie takes it
one step further by making him a natural
all-star sure it’s a cute dog but this
is one story that should have been
shelved or at least it should have
started Jack Russell case comb before we
go full crazy and look at our most
ridiculous plot here are a few honorable
mentions mrs. Proxmire it is my honor to
introduce to you come on a copy the
chief Buda budgie of the shell micced
movie
all right got some tea big stinky wheat
that’s really profound our did you find
the toolbox yeah I know why you want a
toolbox you got a screw loose I have had
it with these motherfuckin snakes on
this mother I can play
number one jaws the revenge what
apparently taking a cue from Steven
Spielberg who made limited use of the
shark in the original jaws the makers of
this sequel made limited use of logic
first time the best for everything after
that you know too much and nothing’s
ever quite the same
remember Brody you know from the first
movie well the shark does somehow
despite being a completely different
shark depends on your point of view so
upset is this shark at the Brody family
that it swims from New York to the
Bahamas in three days we might add in
order to exact its revenge
Michael we got a rare bird here you know
that huh great why don’t come down to
the Bahamas never while the idea of a
vengeful shark is in itself
extraordinarily stupid so is the idea of
one recognizing a human in the first
place just take it easy way way to ruin
a franchise guys do you agree with our
list oh yeah what ridiculous movie plot
do you find hilarious sausage
for more funny top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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