if it weren’t the home of the krabby
patty no one would be crazy enough to
eat here welcome to watchmojo.com keeper
my krabby patty
[Music]
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this list we’re looking at why bikini
bottom’s premier restaurant on SpongeBob
SquarePants isn’t as great as the town
folks claim it is if you haven’t been
warned about these hazards before there
will be spoilers number 10 mr. Krabs
exploits Patrick sideshow Patrick you’re
fired Patrick Starr has been a Krusty
Krab regular for years and even worked
there a few times although it never
lasts long during one of those
short-lived stints Patrick entertains
the customers by constantly falling on
his face while mr. Krabs cashes in on
his clumsiness disregarding the
starfishes injuries later on Krab sets
up an even more dangerous stunt designed
to do some serious damage fortunately if
the stunt fails and the customers take
[Applause]
Patrick is fired yet again
but if Krabs willingly puts his
employees through so much physical abuse
just to make a quick buck who besides
Sponge Bob would even want to work for
such a miserly crustacean as long as I’m
standing number nine Krabby Patties are
kind of dangerous am i gonna blow
everybody loves Krabby Patties but these
delicious sandwiches may be more trouble
than they’re worth for starters they’re
extremely fattening eat enough and
you’ll either risk a heart attack or
they’ll go right to your thighs and then
you’ll literally explode inversely if
you don’t have a krabby patty for an
extended period of time
you’ll suffer from krabby patty
withdrawal side effects include painful
stomach cramps until the afflicted gets
there patty yes probably the worst thing
about this greasy sandwich is how its
treated more like an addictive drug than
a burger if hungry customers don’t get
their patties they’ll riot and tear
Bikini Bottom apart rushing in and
underwater apocalypse over fast food
welcome to the apocalypse – Squidward
number 8 mr. Krabs steals from employees
– bucks is coming out of your paycheck
it’s not enough for mr. Krabs to swindle
money from customers but from his own
employees – Krabs pays his employees
very little as it is but every now and
then he’ll deduct money from their
paychecks not just for damages or poor
work performance but for completely
insane reasons such as breathing
standing and existing just to raise
profits when I started working here I
had to pay mr. Krabs $100 an hour what’s
even worse is that he’s been said to
have SpongeBob and Squidward pay him to
keep their jobs even though mr. Krabs
would be completely lost without his
golden boys making a living on minimum
wage is hard enough but with a skinflint
like Krabs employees are lucky to walk
away with anything at all this you’re
making me pay you to stand at the cash
register number seven mandatory
patronage the Krabs crustaceous
penny-pinching owner has a very strict
set of rules for
customers it’s mandatory to order a side
of fries napkins and refills cost extra
and there are absolutely no freebies for
anyone royalty or not in fact according
to mr. Krabs hominy brought in to the
Krusty Krab must be spent even people
who aren’t hungry are dragged in and
forced to order food sure there’s some
money-back guarantee but it’s so small
it’s almost impossible to see no matter
what it takes
Krabs will make sure that nobody even
goes near his restaurant without
emptying their wallets
listen up everybody NuStar policy all
money brought in today star must be
spent here number 6 cruelty to animals
how about you go catch me some of those
little money fish when Krabs discovers
that customers love SpongeBob’s
jellyfish he orders his chipper employee
to catch every jellyfish and jellyfish
fields for him what spongebob doesn’t
know is that his stingy boss is keeping
all the jellyfish in a factory that
milks and squeezes the jelly out of them
harming and possibly killing them in the
process
if poachin wasn’t terrible enough he
even forced his snails to hunt for
pocket change for him no matter how much
it harms the poor creatures
if animal protection organizations were
to get involved
they’d have crabs his head for his
[Music]
number five crab uhland when summer
vacation comes around mr. Krabs always
looks forward to children spending their
hard-earned allowances at the Krusty
Krab
one insidious method of luring them over
includes building an insanely cheap
playground named crabby land which is so
unsafe that he has to hand out coloring
books flash liability waivers he only
disappoints the kids more when he
promises to bring in park mascot crabby
to clown then just puts on a fake nose
and tie to play the role himself parents
should probably order their Krabby
kiddie meals to go or better yet just
number four reselling old food
patty yeah one man’s trash is another
man’s treasure
at least that’s Mr Krabs’s policy if he
comes across a moldy or rotten patty
left out in the open for too long his
first instinct is to reheat it and
resell it
you think that’s disgusting Krabs has
also been known to reuse buns that have
been flushed down the toilet them buns
someone needs to tell him that while
wasting food is bad trying to vend a
tainted patty to save a few nickels and
dimes isn’t worth the risk of poisoning
customers if anything Krabs should
probably lose more money dealing with
lawsuits and medical bills oh you’re
gonna love this spongy patties number
three
overworked and underpaid employees and
if you don’t take some time off if
you’re looking for a job in the
fast-food business look elsewhere
because being a part of the Krusty crew
is a greasy nightmare
no mr. Krabs not only charges employees
to work for him he also makes them work
after hours with no overtime and
compensates them with fake money as if
that wasn’t bad enough he’s completely
against days off
so forget vacations
worst of all employees have to take on
24 hour shifts
literally working day and night until
the either collapse from exhaustion or
mentally snap from the pressure of a
grueling dead-end job as of now the
Krusty Krab is open 20 per number to
numerous health violations and walls
will ooze green slime no wait they
always do that
well the Krusty Krab has a certain
rustic charm sanitary conditions leave a
lot to be desired it’s usually pretty
grimy what with the walls using green
slime every other night and there’s
always a risk of a fungus outbreak or
food poisoning one of the restaurants
most disgusting health violations
occurred when mr. Krabs began feeding
his customers excessive grease to
compete with plankton not only was the
place an unsightly mess but the patrons
became horribly sick lethargic and
perhaps his gross negligence and
inability to clean up his act have put
both his patrons and his beloved
restaurant in danger he’d be shut down
for good if spongebob wasn’t around to
save him mr. Krabs do you think it might
be kind of unhealthy to be feeding
people all this grease before we unveil
our top pick here are some dishonorable
mentions I had to make some tough
business decisions in the sensing
superfluous turns out that I’ll save a
fool nickel if I cut your salary
completely congratulations mr. Krabs
congratulate yourselves lads I captain’s
nothing without his loyal crew my
sandwich tastes like a fried boot my
sandwich is a fried boot 101 dollars for
a krabby patty with cheese mr. Squidward
with cheese number one the nasty patty
incident
[Music]
after a misunderstanding mr. Krabs and
SpongeBob mistake a health inspector for
an imposter hoping to score some free
food they try to poison him with a
rotten krabby patty but when they
realized their mistake and think he’s
actually dead they work together to
dispose of the body
something ain’t quite right what do you
mean mr. Krabs these heads stick it out
this is a testament enough to why the
Krusty Krab should close down
it’s run by a conniving cheapskate who
lies steals and even covers up murder to
protect his bottom line and yet he still
passes the health inspection if there
was any justice under the sea Eugene
Krabs would be locked away in jail and
his fast food business would be laid to
rest
we passed the inspection do you agree
with our picks check out these other
great clips from WatchMojo and be sure
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patty no one would be crazy enough to
eat here welcome to watchmojo.com keeper
my krabby patty
[Music]
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at why bikini
bottom’s premier restaurant on SpongeBob
SquarePants isn’t as great as the town
folks claim it is if you haven’t been
warned about these hazards before there
will be spoilers number 10 mr. Krabs
exploits Patrick sideshow Patrick you’re
fired Patrick Starr has been a Krusty
Krab regular for years and even worked
there a few times although it never
lasts long during one of those
short-lived stints Patrick entertains
the customers by constantly falling on
his face while mr. Krabs cashes in on
his clumsiness disregarding the
starfishes injuries later on Krab sets
up an even more dangerous stunt designed
to do some serious damage fortunately if
the stunt fails and the customers take
[Applause]
Patrick is fired yet again
but if Krabs willingly puts his
employees through so much physical abuse
just to make a quick buck who besides
Sponge Bob would even want to work for
such a miserly crustacean as long as I’m
standing number nine Krabby Patties are
kind of dangerous am i gonna blow
everybody loves Krabby Patties but these
delicious sandwiches may be more trouble
than they’re worth for starters they’re
extremely fattening eat enough and
you’ll either risk a heart attack or
they’ll go right to your thighs and then
you’ll literally explode inversely if
you don’t have a krabby patty for an
extended period of time
you’ll suffer from krabby patty
withdrawal side effects include painful
stomach cramps until the afflicted gets
there patty yes probably the worst thing
about this greasy sandwich is how its
treated more like an addictive drug than
a burger if hungry customers don’t get
their patties they’ll riot and tear
Bikini Bottom apart rushing in and
underwater apocalypse over fast food
welcome to the apocalypse – Squidward
number 8 mr. Krabs steals from employees
– bucks is coming out of your paycheck
it’s not enough for mr. Krabs to swindle
money from customers but from his own
employees – Krabs pays his employees
very little as it is but every now and
then he’ll deduct money from their
paychecks not just for damages or poor
work performance but for completely
insane reasons such as breathing
standing and existing just to raise
profits when I started working here I
had to pay mr. Krabs $100 an hour what’s
even worse is that he’s been said to
have SpongeBob and Squidward pay him to
keep their jobs even though mr. Krabs
would be completely lost without his
golden boys making a living on minimum
wage is hard enough but with a skinflint
like Krabs employees are lucky to walk
away with anything at all this you’re
making me pay you to stand at the cash
register number seven mandatory
patronage the Krabs crustaceous
penny-pinching owner has a very strict
set of rules for
customers it’s mandatory to order a side
of fries napkins and refills cost extra
and there are absolutely no freebies for
anyone royalty or not in fact according
to mr. Krabs hominy brought in to the
Krusty Krab must be spent even people
who aren’t hungry are dragged in and
forced to order food sure there’s some
money-back guarantee but it’s so small
it’s almost impossible to see no matter
what it takes
Krabs will make sure that nobody even
goes near his restaurant without
emptying their wallets
listen up everybody NuStar policy all
money brought in today star must be
spent here number 6 cruelty to animals
how about you go catch me some of those
little money fish when Krabs discovers
that customers love SpongeBob’s
jellyfish he orders his chipper employee
to catch every jellyfish and jellyfish
fields for him what spongebob doesn’t
know is that his stingy boss is keeping
all the jellyfish in a factory that
milks and squeezes the jelly out of them
harming and possibly killing them in the
process
if poachin wasn’t terrible enough he
even forced his snails to hunt for
pocket change for him no matter how much
it harms the poor creatures
if animal protection organizations were
to get involved
they’d have crabs his head for his
[Music]
number five crab uhland when summer
vacation comes around mr. Krabs always
looks forward to children spending their
hard-earned allowances at the Krusty
Krab
one insidious method of luring them over
includes building an insanely cheap
playground named crabby land which is so
unsafe that he has to hand out coloring
books flash liability waivers he only
disappoints the kids more when he
promises to bring in park mascot crabby
to clown then just puts on a fake nose
and tie to play the role himself parents
should probably order their Krabby
kiddie meals to go or better yet just
number four reselling old food
patty yeah one man’s trash is another
man’s treasure
at least that’s Mr Krabs’s policy if he
comes across a moldy or rotten patty
left out in the open for too long his
first instinct is to reheat it and
resell it
you think that’s disgusting Krabs has
also been known to reuse buns that have
been flushed down the toilet them buns
someone needs to tell him that while
wasting food is bad trying to vend a
tainted patty to save a few nickels and
dimes isn’t worth the risk of poisoning
customers if anything Krabs should
probably lose more money dealing with
lawsuits and medical bills oh you’re
gonna love this spongy patties number
three
overworked and underpaid employees and
if you don’t take some time off if
you’re looking for a job in the
fast-food business look elsewhere
because being a part of the Krusty crew
is a greasy nightmare
no mr. Krabs not only charges employees
to work for him he also makes them work
after hours with no overtime and
compensates them with fake money as if
that wasn’t bad enough he’s completely
against days off
so forget vacations
worst of all employees have to take on
24 hour shifts
literally working day and night until
the either collapse from exhaustion or
mentally snap from the pressure of a
grueling dead-end job as of now the
Krusty Krab is open 20 per number to
numerous health violations and walls
will ooze green slime no wait they
always do that
well the Krusty Krab has a certain
rustic charm sanitary conditions leave a
lot to be desired it’s usually pretty
grimy what with the walls using green
slime every other night and there’s
always a risk of a fungus outbreak or
food poisoning one of the restaurants
most disgusting health violations
occurred when mr. Krabs began feeding
his customers excessive grease to
compete with plankton not only was the
place an unsightly mess but the patrons
became horribly sick lethargic and
perhaps his gross negligence and
inability to clean up his act have put
both his patrons and his beloved
restaurant in danger he’d be shut down
for good if spongebob wasn’t around to
save him mr. Krabs do you think it might
be kind of unhealthy to be feeding
people all this grease before we unveil
our top pick here are some dishonorable
mentions I had to make some tough
business decisions in the sensing
superfluous turns out that I’ll save a
fool nickel if I cut your salary
completely congratulations mr. Krabs
congratulate yourselves lads I captain’s
nothing without his loyal crew my
sandwich tastes like a fried boot my
sandwich is a fried boot 101 dollars for
a krabby patty with cheese mr. Squidward
with cheese number one the nasty patty
incident
[Music]
after a misunderstanding mr. Krabs and
SpongeBob mistake a health inspector for
an imposter hoping to score some free
food they try to poison him with a
rotten krabby patty but when they
realized their mistake and think he’s
actually dead they work together to
dispose of the body
something ain’t quite right what do you
mean mr. Krabs these heads stick it out
this is a testament enough to why the
Krusty Krab should close down
it’s run by a conniving cheapskate who
lies steals and even covers up murder to
protect his bottom line and yet he still
passes the health inspection if there
was any justice under the sea Eugene
Krabs would be locked away in jail and
his fast food business would be laid to
rest
we passed the inspection do you agree
with our picks check out these other
great clips from WatchMojo and be sure
to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
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