do you have a cell phone I could use
why someone’s got a call Kahn and let
him know one of his angels is missing
when you’re looking for love you need
the words to be right sometimes though
they’re more hilarious than heartfelt
suck me beautiful ha welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 quirky
movie pick-up lines no I don’t want to
go to a party in your pants very well
Ian she liked to go to a party in my
pants for this list we’ve looked at
allmovie pickup lines but have only
selected the funniest most cheesy or
most ridiculous they can be successful
or unsuccessful as long as they get us
laughing and are not used on wives or
exes
number ten predicting the future hitch
drink usually beer tonight Grey Goose
martini dirty in our first scene hitches
girl is almost hijacked but thankfully
the guys about as smooth as sandpaper hi
I noticed your glass was getting a
little low so I took the liberty of
bringing you another apple martini with
this opening line he comes on strong but
the rest of his pitch is decidedly weak
and I couldn’t help but notice you look
a lot like my next girlfriend made all
the more cringe-worthy by Will Smith’s
close proximity this is an effort that
was doomed from the start and when it’s
followed up by Smith’s ultra
professional pickup
it just seems all the more pathetic now
on the one hand it is very difficult for
a man to even speak to someone it looks
like you but on the other hand should
that be your problem we couldn’t help
but notice that he looked like a fool
nice to meet you Jim you too
number nine super stalker Van Wilder
when I think of all for you blonde
bombshell Tara Reid is on the receiving
end of our next cheeky chat up line
delivered by Ryan Reynolds with aplomb
avoiding graduation because I’m scared
this movie is rife with teenage libido
and Van Wilder is the supremely
confident big man on campus
he’s been there for seven years and he’s
a legendary lover and it’s classic quips
like this that have earned him his sexy
status it’s cheesy yes but in a cute way
are you stalking me because that would
be super if she wasn’t stalking him she
will be now you gotta let your heart
lead you even if you know what some
place you know you’re not supposed to be
how often does your heart lead you until
on Zakhar this would be a first
how about you number eight the look in
your eye
Scarface what go read it – yeah sure
going Tony you’ll pass as a fuck at
number eight we get angry but there’s
plenty of sexual tension as well
what’s your night thankful Elvira is
dancing and not surprisingly she’s
caught the eye of Tony Montana
I just tried every Friday at all he
tries the small talk
but is rebuffed with racial stereotypes
offended but determined Montana heads
straight for the sweet spot we’re
looking to hear for body good for legs
beautiful face no disguising
probably got a look in your eye like you
having me here here exactly how much sex
Elvira’s had is really immaterial
montana has finally gotten her rise from
her don’t call me baby I’m not your baby
she’s not his baby but she will be soon
what a lucky guy
you see that girl over there number
seven milk Napoleon Dynamite she pagan
looking to dare me to go talk to her
the school cafeteria isn’t most people’s
first choice of hunting ground
but then Napoleon Dynamite isn’t most
people’s first choice of sexual predator
this pickups laid down with such
nonchalance that it’s easy to miss it
altogether especially when we’re all
looking at the piece of sandwich stuck
to this girl’s top lip I see you
drinking one percent is that cuz you
think you’re fat cuz you’re not you
could be drinking whole if you wanted to
but she’s in need of a napkin and in
need of a nerd I have all your equipment
in my locker should probably come get it
cuz I can’t fit my nunchucks in there
anymore
enter Napoleon and his unconventional
compliments hey can I have one of your
keychains being murdered in cold blood
is not nonsense why don’t you try it
sometime
number six a pickup with white charade
would you mind see me to the door of
course not the good place for making
friends pretty much anything Audrey
Hepburn could have said to any
generation would have set hearts
aflutter but in this scene she has us to
attention with a snap look I know it’s
asking you to stretch your imagination
but don’t you think you could pretend
just for a moment that I’m a woman Cary
Grant wants cooperation but this was not
what he had in mind the elevator is
cramped and the temperatures rise with
it I don’t write you know I let it’s
called for the whole scene is a struggle
for control a struggle that Hepburn
undoubtedly wins walking a lady home has
never been quite so hot under the collar
you know what’s wrong with you know what
nothing I’ll show you something if
you’re feeling sad number five
shagadelic Austin Powers international
man of mystery
I can be so for Austin Powers perky
pickup lines are a way of life it’s
difficult to choose just one do I make
you horny
Randy do I make you horny baby yeah of
course he makes us horny but this now or
later opening gambit with Liz Hurley is
what really sums him up mr. Pauwels my
job is to acclimatize you to the 90s
having been cryogenically frozen
he hasn’t had any action to speak of
since the 1960s and he’s eager to make
up for lost time you’ll sleep on the
sofa mr. powers
freely sizzles as his straightedge
sidekick so much so that Austin’s
audacity is almost understandable shall
we shag now or shall we shag later how
do you like to do it you know to wash up
first you know personally before I’m on
the job I like to get my undercarriage a
bit of a house your father just end up
some champagne and strawberries please
of course number four sure thing
pretty woman know what’s happened I’ve
got a runner in my panty hose I’m not
wearing panty hose
he’s a wealthy businessman she’s a lowly
call girl their paths perhaps expectedly
crossed but not in the way that we
thought you know you could pay me that’s
one way it may be break the ice the
beginning of their relationship is
perfectly summed up by this Julia
Roberts remark to Richard Gere give a
wife girlfriend vote if he’s after a
good time then he doesn’t need to try
especially hard I appreciate this whole
seduction scene you’ve got going but let
me give you a tip I’m a sure thing
here’s a good guy though and he’s not
about to use Vivian like men have before
him sure thing or not get your things
your money and please leave I don’t do
drugs all right I have stopped doing
drugs on his 14 what is this I had all
those strawberry seeds and you shouldn’t
neglect your gums
number three politics makes strange
bedfellows the sure thing yeah you would
think that was fun a film that set the
tone for the teen comedies of the future
the sure thing follows gibb on his road
trip quest to lose his virginity speak
each other’s unspoken language fluently
and with one-liners like these it could
have been a very very long journey
taking inspiration from the night sky
the Randy teenager somehow compares his
non-existent sexual performance to
astrophysics and global affairs some
thought was actually given to the notion
of sending up a man and a woman together
really cosmic Adam and Eve if you will
it’s inexplicable and unforgettable how
would you like to have a sexual
encounter so intense it could
conceivably change your political views
yep sure goes hard but ultimately he
goes home alone did you like the dance
yes please every time consider outer
space what John yeah I gotta see you
right away it’s important number two
given at 10% wedding crashers we got
three really big weeks ahead of us
wedding season kid sandbagging
son-of-a-bitch they’re legendary wingmen
and weddings are their playground where
vince vaughn plays loud and proud Owen
Wilson plays shy and emotional and it’s
perfectly demonstrated with our silver
metal scene
no it was not a very pretty sight
there’s no better way to a woman’s heart
then well through her heart
you were crying Shh you weren’t supposed
to see that now you’re I think I’m a big
pussy Wilson knows it and that’s right
where he’s heading
he wants to be the intelligent choice he
wants the girl to want his sensitivity
even we want the girl to want him no
they said we only use 10% of our brains
I think we only use 10% of our hearts
it’s cheesy but it works
before we get seduced by our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions what
are you doing here
looking for shells no I’m just looking
he’s crazy about me yes he should be you
glide ankle I you glide it’s a very
attractive quality most girls they
merely plot along you on the other hand
you glide let’s go some ways where we
can be alone
ah there doesn’t seem to be anyone on
this couch what do you say we go out on
a date have some chicken maybe some sex
you know see what happened number one
big deal anchorman The Legend of Ron
Burgundy I’ve got a big story for you
that’s right
well hello why did do your movies to
even think about dropping a pick-up line
in the first place you’ve got to be a
pretty confident guy Ron Burgundy is
clearly that
she got away
he spots his lucky lady from across the
party and proceeds to charm the living
daylights out of her you have an
absolutely breathtaking heinie the
entire scene is car crash comedy as
burgandy relies on his own arrogance to
get through I don’t know how to put this
but I’m kind of a big deal big deal or
not he won’t be on her anytime soon I
want to be on you but he will be on our
podium wait until you you wait wait wait
wait wait wait hi it’s the quirkiest
stupidest most ineffective pick-up line
out there I want to be on you do you
agree with our list I can’t help it it’s
fantastic
which hilarious hookup did we miss give
me some sugar baby for more love drunk
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com I hate to see
you go I love to watch your name
why someone’s got a call Kahn and let
him know one of his angels is missing
when you’re looking for love you need
the words to be right sometimes though
they’re more hilarious than heartfelt
suck me beautiful ha welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 quirky
movie pick-up lines no I don’t want to
go to a party in your pants very well
Ian she liked to go to a party in my
pants for this list we’ve looked at
allmovie pickup lines but have only
selected the funniest most cheesy or
most ridiculous they can be successful
or unsuccessful as long as they get us
laughing and are not used on wives or
exes
number ten predicting the future hitch
drink usually beer tonight Grey Goose
martini dirty in our first scene hitches
girl is almost hijacked but thankfully
the guys about as smooth as sandpaper hi
I noticed your glass was getting a
little low so I took the liberty of
bringing you another apple martini with
this opening line he comes on strong but
the rest of his pitch is decidedly weak
and I couldn’t help but notice you look
a lot like my next girlfriend made all
the more cringe-worthy by Will Smith’s
close proximity this is an effort that
was doomed from the start and when it’s
followed up by Smith’s ultra
professional pickup
it just seems all the more pathetic now
on the one hand it is very difficult for
a man to even speak to someone it looks
like you but on the other hand should
that be your problem we couldn’t help
but notice that he looked like a fool
nice to meet you Jim you too
number nine super stalker Van Wilder
when I think of all for you blonde
bombshell Tara Reid is on the receiving
end of our next cheeky chat up line
delivered by Ryan Reynolds with aplomb
avoiding graduation because I’m scared
this movie is rife with teenage libido
and Van Wilder is the supremely
confident big man on campus
he’s been there for seven years and he’s
a legendary lover and it’s classic quips
like this that have earned him his sexy
status it’s cheesy yes but in a cute way
are you stalking me because that would
be super if she wasn’t stalking him she
will be now you gotta let your heart
lead you even if you know what some
place you know you’re not supposed to be
how often does your heart lead you until
on Zakhar this would be a first
how about you number eight the look in
your eye
Scarface what go read it – yeah sure
going Tony you’ll pass as a fuck at
number eight we get angry but there’s
plenty of sexual tension as well
what’s your night thankful Elvira is
dancing and not surprisingly she’s
caught the eye of Tony Montana
I just tried every Friday at all he
tries the small talk
but is rebuffed with racial stereotypes
offended but determined Montana heads
straight for the sweet spot we’re
looking to hear for body good for legs
beautiful face no disguising
probably got a look in your eye like you
having me here here exactly how much sex
Elvira’s had is really immaterial
montana has finally gotten her rise from
her don’t call me baby I’m not your baby
she’s not his baby but she will be soon
what a lucky guy
you see that girl over there number
seven milk Napoleon Dynamite she pagan
looking to dare me to go talk to her
the school cafeteria isn’t most people’s
first choice of hunting ground
but then Napoleon Dynamite isn’t most
people’s first choice of sexual predator
this pickups laid down with such
nonchalance that it’s easy to miss it
altogether especially when we’re all
looking at the piece of sandwich stuck
to this girl’s top lip I see you
drinking one percent is that cuz you
think you’re fat cuz you’re not you
could be drinking whole if you wanted to
but she’s in need of a napkin and in
need of a nerd I have all your equipment
in my locker should probably come get it
cuz I can’t fit my nunchucks in there
anymore
enter Napoleon and his unconventional
compliments hey can I have one of your
keychains being murdered in cold blood
is not nonsense why don’t you try it
sometime
number six a pickup with white charade
would you mind see me to the door of
course not the good place for making
friends pretty much anything Audrey
Hepburn could have said to any
generation would have set hearts
aflutter but in this scene she has us to
attention with a snap look I know it’s
asking you to stretch your imagination
but don’t you think you could pretend
just for a moment that I’m a woman Cary
Grant wants cooperation but this was not
what he had in mind the elevator is
cramped and the temperatures rise with
it I don’t write you know I let it’s
called for the whole scene is a struggle
for control a struggle that Hepburn
undoubtedly wins walking a lady home has
never been quite so hot under the collar
you know what’s wrong with you know what
nothing I’ll show you something if
you’re feeling sad number five
shagadelic Austin Powers international
man of mystery
I can be so for Austin Powers perky
pickup lines are a way of life it’s
difficult to choose just one do I make
you horny
Randy do I make you horny baby yeah of
course he makes us horny but this now or
later opening gambit with Liz Hurley is
what really sums him up mr. Pauwels my
job is to acclimatize you to the 90s
having been cryogenically frozen
he hasn’t had any action to speak of
since the 1960s and he’s eager to make
up for lost time you’ll sleep on the
sofa mr. powers
freely sizzles as his straightedge
sidekick so much so that Austin’s
audacity is almost understandable shall
we shag now or shall we shag later how
do you like to do it you know to wash up
first you know personally before I’m on
the job I like to get my undercarriage a
bit of a house your father just end up
some champagne and strawberries please
of course number four sure thing
pretty woman know what’s happened I’ve
got a runner in my panty hose I’m not
wearing panty hose
he’s a wealthy businessman she’s a lowly
call girl their paths perhaps expectedly
crossed but not in the way that we
thought you know you could pay me that’s
one way it may be break the ice the
beginning of their relationship is
perfectly summed up by this Julia
Roberts remark to Richard Gere give a
wife girlfriend vote if he’s after a
good time then he doesn’t need to try
especially hard I appreciate this whole
seduction scene you’ve got going but let
me give you a tip I’m a sure thing
here’s a good guy though and he’s not
about to use Vivian like men have before
him sure thing or not get your things
your money and please leave I don’t do
drugs all right I have stopped doing
drugs on his 14 what is this I had all
those strawberry seeds and you shouldn’t
neglect your gums
number three politics makes strange
bedfellows the sure thing yeah you would
think that was fun a film that set the
tone for the teen comedies of the future
the sure thing follows gibb on his road
trip quest to lose his virginity speak
each other’s unspoken language fluently
and with one-liners like these it could
have been a very very long journey
taking inspiration from the night sky
the Randy teenager somehow compares his
non-existent sexual performance to
astrophysics and global affairs some
thought was actually given to the notion
of sending up a man and a woman together
really cosmic Adam and Eve if you will
it’s inexplicable and unforgettable how
would you like to have a sexual
encounter so intense it could
conceivably change your political views
yep sure goes hard but ultimately he
goes home alone did you like the dance
yes please every time consider outer
space what John yeah I gotta see you
right away it’s important number two
given at 10% wedding crashers we got
three really big weeks ahead of us
wedding season kid sandbagging
son-of-a-bitch they’re legendary wingmen
and weddings are their playground where
vince vaughn plays loud and proud Owen
Wilson plays shy and emotional and it’s
perfectly demonstrated with our silver
metal scene
no it was not a very pretty sight
there’s no better way to a woman’s heart
then well through her heart
you were crying Shh you weren’t supposed
to see that now you’re I think I’m a big
pussy Wilson knows it and that’s right
where he’s heading
he wants to be the intelligent choice he
wants the girl to want his sensitivity
even we want the girl to want him no
they said we only use 10% of our brains
I think we only use 10% of our hearts
it’s cheesy but it works
before we get seduced by our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions what
are you doing here
looking for shells no I’m just looking
he’s crazy about me yes he should be you
glide ankle I you glide it’s a very
attractive quality most girls they
merely plot along you on the other hand
you glide let’s go some ways where we
can be alone
ah there doesn’t seem to be anyone on
this couch what do you say we go out on
a date have some chicken maybe some sex
you know see what happened number one
big deal anchorman The Legend of Ron
Burgundy I’ve got a big story for you
that’s right
well hello why did do your movies to
even think about dropping a pick-up line
in the first place you’ve got to be a
pretty confident guy Ron Burgundy is
clearly that
she got away
he spots his lucky lady from across the
party and proceeds to charm the living
daylights out of her you have an
absolutely breathtaking heinie the
entire scene is car crash comedy as
burgandy relies on his own arrogance to
get through I don’t know how to put this
but I’m kind of a big deal big deal or
not he won’t be on her anytime soon I
want to be on you but he will be on our
podium wait until you you wait wait wait
wait wait wait hi it’s the quirkiest
stupidest most ineffective pick-up line
out there I want to be on you do you
agree with our list I can’t help it it’s
fantastic
which hilarious hookup did we miss give
me some sugar baby for more love drunk
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com I hate to see
you go I love to watch your name
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