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could these shows be any more quotable
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
most quotable TV shows it’s gonna be
legendary phone 5 for this list we’re
taking a look at television shows that
are full of iconic lines we’re on our
way to each its Betsy Layne oh that I’ve
become embedded into our society pop
lexicon and daily life not that there’s
anything wrong with it
number 10 Game of Thrones when you play
the game of Thrones you win you die
until Game of Thrones the worst thing to
hear at a wedding was I object now as
long as somebody doesn’t say Telemachus
and they’re a god
the bride and groom should consider
themselves lucky with dialogue that’s
practically Shakespearean and kick-ass
one-liners of plenty the man who passes
the sentence should swing the sword it’s
no surprise that George RR Martin’s
creation has worked its way into
everyday conversation no you’re just
gonna like the biggest father North’s
ever seen to let them know you’re coming
you know nothing Jon Snow if the
temperature drops or a major blizzard
hits you can count on at least one meme
to announce that winter is coming winter
is cool
number nine community to Troy I have it
in the mana five words six seasons and a
movie show’s gonna last three weeks six
seasons and a movie
virtually every diehard community fan
has tweeted this line at some point in
hopes that Abed’s prophecy will come
true I never wanted to be the foreign
person I just wanted a picture
you can’t just avoid a picture while a
movie may or may never happen Dan
Harmon’s underrated comedy series gave
us six seasons of highly quotable
dialogue is it market price what market
are you shopping at NBC’s cancellation
of the show made fans scream but Yahoo’s
last minute revival had them saying cool
cover whole let’s just hope we get to
see the Greendale gang again soon
otherwise this will indeed be the
darkest timeline the darkest most
terrible timeline enough with the
timeline crap on it
number 8 It’s Always Sunny in
Philadelphia are you saying that you
have a collection skin luggage of course
I’m not de don’t be ridiculous think of
the smell you haven’t thought of the
smell you bitch
Charlie Mac D Dennis and Frank are
probably the last people on television
we should view as role models one of the
things I like doing most is banging Wars
I I go out bang a lot of wars yes the
shallow sociopaths and us all can’t help
but turn to it’s always sunny when the
situation demands it yeah and then he
posted a bunch of naked pics of me
online and how is the last straw oh my
god that’s disgusting naked pics online
where where did he post though the show
has given us countless great comeback
lines like sure baby bitch excuses for
our physical imperfections like we’ve
been through this okay
I’m cultivating Matt stop saying that
you are not cultivating Matt and totally
obscure lines that are just fun to
randomly shout like oh sorry room Han
I’m sorry yeah
always edgy ridiculous and hilarious
these writers are tighter than dick skin
hey this jacket is awesome oh and it’s
tighter than dick skin number seven
thirty rock
I’m feeling pretty drunk well it’s
business drunk it’s like rich struck
either way it’s legal to drive
considered by many to be the most
ingeniously written comedy series of the
21st century it should come as no
surprise that 30 rock made this
countdown
no thanks I don’t want it comes with a
$50 gift certificate to Outback
Steakhouse I want to go to their weather
Liz’s on-again off-again boyfriend is
calling her a pet name we have kids
dummy come on Liz is doling out advice
or Jack is giving us insight on how the
1% live why are you wearing a tux
it’s after 6:00 what am i a farmer the
joke’s fly by too rapidly to catch them
all in one sitting so count on watching
every episode multiple times I only act
out because I want your love guide all
my most significantly Liz Lemon has
given us an arsenal of substitutes for
curse words from nerds – ah Borg way to
go lemon so why the trip down memory
lane
haha high-fiving a million angels number
six the office
I need a username and I have a great one
little kid lover that way people will
know exactly where my priorities are at
the office has no shortage of hilarious
one-liners people still constantly find
themselves repeating hardcore parkour
what’s interesting is that some of the
show’s most quotable lines are actually
unoriginal it’s Britney bitch although
that’s what she said has been around for
decades Michael Scott gave new life to
this worn out dad joke and you were
directly under her the entire time
that’s what she said
excuse me that’s what she said strangely
the immaturity of this line and much of
Michael’s dialogue in general often
makes for some deep character
development and touching moments what’s
the very very worst thing about prison
do you encourage the worst thing about
prison was then was the Dementors they
were flying all over the place and they
were scary and then they come down and
they sucked the soul out of your body
and at height who would have thought
that’s what she said could encompass
such heart wit and brilliance yep no
thanks I’m good
that’s what she said mom oh my mother’s
coming that’s what she said hmm no but
okay number five friends good fun
uh okay be the fifth dentist caved now
they’re all recommending Trident in the
show’s 10-year run TV audiences came to
recognize the cast of friends as family
look at me I’m Chandler could I be
wearing any more clothes
maybe if I wasn’t going commando oh and
why not their personalities are so big
and their dialogues so memorable that
they practically feel real I don’t sound
like that
oh yeah you do the hills are alive with
the sound of music plus they’ve given us
a go-to line for almost every scenario
imaginable whether you’re picking up a
hot chick are you doing moving the couch
pervert or sharing food Joey doesn’t
share food Phoebe for one opened
everyone’s eyes to the significance of
phalanges I have this feeling that
something’s wrong with it something is
wrong with the left phalanges
however a word of warning to any
struggling lovers out there
never say we were on a break it almost
never ends well we were on a break oh my
god if you say that one more time I’m
gonna break up with you
number four Breaking Bad if you don’t
know who I am then maybe your best
course would be to tread lightly
throughout the 80s and 90s the coolest
one-liners typically came from action
heroes like Sylvester Stallone this is
the Cure and Arnold Schwarzenegger hasta
la vista baby
in this day and age though the most
quotable badass is a middle-aged
chemistry teacher turned drug lord
you’re goddamn right Walter White can
make even the most straightforward lines
from say my name to rod sound
intimidating while Gus fring is the
silent type
he also scores plenty of awesome lines
whenever he opens his mouth I will kill
your wife I will kill your son I will
kill your as for Jesse Pinkman he’s
pretty much made the word bitch his own
sir if you’d like to smoke you need to
be another 20 feet from the door rolling
further bitch number three
Arrested Development it’s so cute she
sometimes takes a little pack of
mayonnaise and she’ll squirting their
mouth over and then she’ll take an egg
and kind of mmmmmm she calls it a maeín
egg are you okay I don’t feel so good it
took Arrested Development’s several
years to catch on with mainstream
audiences but now it’s one of the most
heavily quoted shows in all of pop
culture
still playing meat on that bone you take
this home throw it in a pot add some
broth the potato baby you got ass to go
it’s hard to think of a comedy that’s
given us as many classic running gags
and recurring lines most notably I’ve
been a huge mistake while the whole
Bluth family is a riot it’s Tobias few K
who steals the best lines a majority of
which can be greatly taken out of
context well yes but I’m afraid I
prematurely shot my wad on what was
supposed to be a dry run if you will so
now I’m bright I have something of a
mess on my hands just as when he poorly
chosen words in that sentence of course
we’ll give a shout-out to job as well
sure the guy in the 600 Oh a banana suit
come on and remember how much clearer
can I say there’s always money
stay watch y’all today
no change no touchie number two
Seinfeld very good very good you know
something nothing for you come back one
year what is the deal with Seinfeld part
of the reason the series has been so
enduring is that many of the situations
that tackles are so relatable the CEO is
angry that day my friends like an old
man trying to send back soup in a deli
every man can thank George for raising
shrinkage awareness and many women can
identify with Elaine’s process of
finding a sponge worthy mate taking
Bunge worthy oh yeah Jerry and the gang
have contributed countless phrases to
the Urban Dictionary drama yeah you
can’t believe this woman she’s one of
these low talkers you can’t hear a word
she’s saying
– so you’re still master your domain yes
yes I am and we went back to my place
yada yada yada I never heard from him
again
of course there are plenty of bizarre
lines – such as this pirate trend that
she’s come up with Jerry this this is
gonna be the new look for the 90s you’re
gonna be the first pirate well I don’t
want to be a pirate and his pretzels are
making me thirsty that are sure to creep
up in everyday conversations I’m skewer
as they may be all right I say good
answer thank you
Sharada we go before we reference our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions that generation is all about
sexual experimentation all the kids are
going by so what if all the by kids are
jumping off a bridge you’re gonna do
that too
i’ma try sexual I’ll try anything once
honey are these Germans – oh yes I can
do right right here’s the plan
I’ll stand there and ask them if they
want something to drink
before the wall before then don’t
mention a lot
hail the conquering badass a lonely pig
gorging himself on the lips and anuses
of his brothers there why don’t you shut
your skinny little no hot dog-eating
mouth yes let’s don’t jump to any
conclusions I didn’t jump
I took a tiny step in their conclusions
were the point is that our wolf man
could also be a wolf woman or anyone who
was bitten by a werewolf so that I’m
guessing your standard silver bullets
are in order here hello nobility Oh
no room for bender huh fine I’ll go fill
my own lunar lander with blackjack and
hookers in fact forget the lunar lander
and the blackjack a screw the whole
thing number one The Simpsons can’t I’d
like to remind everybody to come down
and watch me at the Springfield laughs
and brew and Burgers and Fries this
Saturday the forecast calls for a 75%
chance of hilarity a night those are a
lot of TV shows have a character or two
that coins an iconic catchphrase hey hi
Caramba hmm
idly Oh excellent if anyone wants me
I’ll be in my room
in the Simpsons however every resident
of Springfield can boast that claim
well except Lisa jeer at Bart Milhouse
is still gonna need a true friend
someone to tell him he’s great someone
to rub lotion on him someone he can hurl
whiskey bottles at when he’s feeling low
right Li’s I can suck up to him Homer
Simpson’s dope in particular has become
such a famous expression that it was
immortalized in the Oxford English
Dictionary
don’t don’t don’t no Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh
Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh a quotable show like
this was destined to inspire an endless
line of t-shirts talking toys and other
merchandise barry bert bort oh come on
bort mommy mommy buy me a license plate
no come along bort are you talking to me
no my son is also named port over 25
years on you can still count on hearing
at least one memorable line per episode
and that ain’t not bad one thing is for
certain there is no stopping them the
ants will soon be here and I for one
welcome our new insect overlords do you
agree with our list and you want to be
my late XL what TV show do you
constantly quote for more entertaining
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com we love you
can I stay here for a while
could these shows be any more quotable
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
most quotable TV shows it’s gonna be
legendary phone 5 for this list we’re
taking a look at television shows that
are full of iconic lines we’re on our
way to each its Betsy Layne oh that I’ve
become embedded into our society pop
lexicon and daily life not that there’s
anything wrong with it
number 10 Game of Thrones when you play
the game of Thrones you win you die
until Game of Thrones the worst thing to
hear at a wedding was I object now as
long as somebody doesn’t say Telemachus
and they’re a god
the bride and groom should consider
themselves lucky with dialogue that’s
practically Shakespearean and kick-ass
one-liners of plenty the man who passes
the sentence should swing the sword it’s
no surprise that George RR Martin’s
creation has worked its way into
everyday conversation no you’re just
gonna like the biggest father North’s
ever seen to let them know you’re coming
you know nothing Jon Snow if the
temperature drops or a major blizzard
hits you can count on at least one meme
to announce that winter is coming winter
is cool
number nine community to Troy I have it
in the mana five words six seasons and a
movie show’s gonna last three weeks six
seasons and a movie
virtually every diehard community fan
has tweeted this line at some point in
hopes that Abed’s prophecy will come
true I never wanted to be the foreign
person I just wanted a picture
you can’t just avoid a picture while a
movie may or may never happen Dan
Harmon’s underrated comedy series gave
us six seasons of highly quotable
dialogue is it market price what market
are you shopping at NBC’s cancellation
of the show made fans scream but Yahoo’s
last minute revival had them saying cool
cover whole let’s just hope we get to
see the Greendale gang again soon
otherwise this will indeed be the
darkest timeline the darkest most
terrible timeline enough with the
timeline crap on it
number 8 It’s Always Sunny in
Philadelphia are you saying that you
have a collection skin luggage of course
I’m not de don’t be ridiculous think of
the smell you haven’t thought of the
smell you bitch
Charlie Mac D Dennis and Frank are
probably the last people on television
we should view as role models one of the
things I like doing most is banging Wars
I I go out bang a lot of wars yes the
shallow sociopaths and us all can’t help
but turn to it’s always sunny when the
situation demands it yeah and then he
posted a bunch of naked pics of me
online and how is the last straw oh my
god that’s disgusting naked pics online
where where did he post though the show
has given us countless great comeback
lines like sure baby bitch excuses for
our physical imperfections like we’ve
been through this okay
I’m cultivating Matt stop saying that
you are not cultivating Matt and totally
obscure lines that are just fun to
randomly shout like oh sorry room Han
I’m sorry yeah
always edgy ridiculous and hilarious
these writers are tighter than dick skin
hey this jacket is awesome oh and it’s
tighter than dick skin number seven
thirty rock
I’m feeling pretty drunk well it’s
business drunk it’s like rich struck
either way it’s legal to drive
considered by many to be the most
ingeniously written comedy series of the
21st century it should come as no
surprise that 30 rock made this
countdown
no thanks I don’t want it comes with a
$50 gift certificate to Outback
Steakhouse I want to go to their weather
Liz’s on-again off-again boyfriend is
calling her a pet name we have kids
dummy come on Liz is doling out advice
or Jack is giving us insight on how the
1% live why are you wearing a tux
it’s after 6:00 what am i a farmer the
joke’s fly by too rapidly to catch them
all in one sitting so count on watching
every episode multiple times I only act
out because I want your love guide all
my most significantly Liz Lemon has
given us an arsenal of substitutes for
curse words from nerds – ah Borg way to
go lemon so why the trip down memory
lane
haha high-fiving a million angels number
six the office
I need a username and I have a great one
little kid lover that way people will
know exactly where my priorities are at
the office has no shortage of hilarious
one-liners people still constantly find
themselves repeating hardcore parkour
what’s interesting is that some of the
show’s most quotable lines are actually
unoriginal it’s Britney bitch although
that’s what she said has been around for
decades Michael Scott gave new life to
this worn out dad joke and you were
directly under her the entire time
that’s what she said
excuse me that’s what she said strangely
the immaturity of this line and much of
Michael’s dialogue in general often
makes for some deep character
development and touching moments what’s
the very very worst thing about prison
do you encourage the worst thing about
prison was then was the Dementors they
were flying all over the place and they
were scary and then they come down and
they sucked the soul out of your body
and at height who would have thought
that’s what she said could encompass
such heart wit and brilliance yep no
thanks I’m good
that’s what she said mom oh my mother’s
coming that’s what she said hmm no but
okay number five friends good fun
uh okay be the fifth dentist caved now
they’re all recommending Trident in the
show’s 10-year run TV audiences came to
recognize the cast of friends as family
look at me I’m Chandler could I be
wearing any more clothes
maybe if I wasn’t going commando oh and
why not their personalities are so big
and their dialogues so memorable that
they practically feel real I don’t sound
like that
oh yeah you do the hills are alive with
the sound of music plus they’ve given us
a go-to line for almost every scenario
imaginable whether you’re picking up a
hot chick are you doing moving the couch
pervert or sharing food Joey doesn’t
share food Phoebe for one opened
everyone’s eyes to the significance of
phalanges I have this feeling that
something’s wrong with it something is
wrong with the left phalanges
however a word of warning to any
struggling lovers out there
never say we were on a break it almost
never ends well we were on a break oh my
god if you say that one more time I’m
gonna break up with you
number four Breaking Bad if you don’t
know who I am then maybe your best
course would be to tread lightly
throughout the 80s and 90s the coolest
one-liners typically came from action
heroes like Sylvester Stallone this is
the Cure and Arnold Schwarzenegger hasta
la vista baby
in this day and age though the most
quotable badass is a middle-aged
chemistry teacher turned drug lord
you’re goddamn right Walter White can
make even the most straightforward lines
from say my name to rod sound
intimidating while Gus fring is the
silent type
he also scores plenty of awesome lines
whenever he opens his mouth I will kill
your wife I will kill your son I will
kill your as for Jesse Pinkman he’s
pretty much made the word bitch his own
sir if you’d like to smoke you need to
be another 20 feet from the door rolling
further bitch number three
Arrested Development it’s so cute she
sometimes takes a little pack of
mayonnaise and she’ll squirting their
mouth over and then she’ll take an egg
and kind of mmmmmm she calls it a maeín
egg are you okay I don’t feel so good it
took Arrested Development’s several
years to catch on with mainstream
audiences but now it’s one of the most
heavily quoted shows in all of pop
culture
still playing meat on that bone you take
this home throw it in a pot add some
broth the potato baby you got ass to go
it’s hard to think of a comedy that’s
given us as many classic running gags
and recurring lines most notably I’ve
been a huge mistake while the whole
Bluth family is a riot it’s Tobias few K
who steals the best lines a majority of
which can be greatly taken out of
context well yes but I’m afraid I
prematurely shot my wad on what was
supposed to be a dry run if you will so
now I’m bright I have something of a
mess on my hands just as when he poorly
chosen words in that sentence of course
we’ll give a shout-out to job as well
sure the guy in the 600 Oh a banana suit
come on and remember how much clearer
can I say there’s always money
stay watch y’all today
no change no touchie number two
Seinfeld very good very good you know
something nothing for you come back one
year what is the deal with Seinfeld part
of the reason the series has been so
enduring is that many of the situations
that tackles are so relatable the CEO is
angry that day my friends like an old
man trying to send back soup in a deli
every man can thank George for raising
shrinkage awareness and many women can
identify with Elaine’s process of
finding a sponge worthy mate taking
Bunge worthy oh yeah Jerry and the gang
have contributed countless phrases to
the Urban Dictionary drama yeah you
can’t believe this woman she’s one of
these low talkers you can’t hear a word
she’s saying
– so you’re still master your domain yes
yes I am and we went back to my place
yada yada yada I never heard from him
again
of course there are plenty of bizarre
lines – such as this pirate trend that
she’s come up with Jerry this this is
gonna be the new look for the 90s you’re
gonna be the first pirate well I don’t
want to be a pirate and his pretzels are
making me thirsty that are sure to creep
up in everyday conversations I’m skewer
as they may be all right I say good
answer thank you
Sharada we go before we reference our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions that generation is all about
sexual experimentation all the kids are
going by so what if all the by kids are
jumping off a bridge you’re gonna do
that too
i’ma try sexual I’ll try anything once
honey are these Germans – oh yes I can
do right right here’s the plan
I’ll stand there and ask them if they
want something to drink
before the wall before then don’t
mention a lot
hail the conquering badass a lonely pig
gorging himself on the lips and anuses
of his brothers there why don’t you shut
your skinny little no hot dog-eating
mouth yes let’s don’t jump to any
conclusions I didn’t jump
I took a tiny step in their conclusions
were the point is that our wolf man
could also be a wolf woman or anyone who
was bitten by a werewolf so that I’m
guessing your standard silver bullets
are in order here hello nobility Oh
no room for bender huh fine I’ll go fill
my own lunar lander with blackjack and
hookers in fact forget the lunar lander
and the blackjack a screw the whole
thing number one The Simpsons can’t I’d
like to remind everybody to come down
and watch me at the Springfield laughs
and brew and Burgers and Fries this
Saturday the forecast calls for a 75%
chance of hilarity a night those are a
lot of TV shows have a character or two
that coins an iconic catchphrase hey hi
Caramba hmm
idly Oh excellent if anyone wants me
I’ll be in my room
in the Simpsons however every resident
of Springfield can boast that claim
well except Lisa jeer at Bart Milhouse
is still gonna need a true friend
someone to tell him he’s great someone
to rub lotion on him someone he can hurl
whiskey bottles at when he’s feeling low
right Li’s I can suck up to him Homer
Simpson’s dope in particular has become
such a famous expression that it was
immortalized in the Oxford English
Dictionary
don’t don’t don’t no Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh
Doh Doh Doh Doh Doh a quotable show like
this was destined to inspire an endless
line of t-shirts talking toys and other
merchandise barry bert bort oh come on
bort mommy mommy buy me a license plate
no come along bort are you talking to me
no my son is also named port over 25
years on you can still count on hearing
at least one memorable line per episode
and that ain’t not bad one thing is for
certain there is no stopping them the
ants will soon be here and I for one
welcome our new insect overlords do you
agree with our list and you want to be
my late XL what TV show do you
constantly quote for more entertaining
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com we love you
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