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Top 10 Most Hilarious Stadium Names Ever


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a stadium by any other name would not be
as hilarious welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 funniest stadium names
for this list we’re looking at sporting
venues from around the world and are
choosing those that make us giggle the
most doesn’t matter if the stadium’s
name has since been changed or is
officially known as something else it’s
all in good fun
got five dogs stop doing business number
ten Gaylord Entertainment Center we
welcome you to the Gaylord Entertainment
Center in the Music City of Nashville
Tennessee this sounds like it’s right
out of a Ben Stiller movie is your name
Gaylord Focker yes or no yes though
there’s nothing wrong with the name
Gaylord it doesn’t exactly scream
multi-purpose Sports Complex in the same
way the former Stadium of Shrewsbury
Town FC gay meadow
was also a questionable name but that
has left the pitch of the adjacent a
meadow one to test the mighty and give
hope to the minnow home of the NHL’s
Nashville Predators
the stadium’s also been called Nashville
Arena and Bridgestone Arena so weird
Gaylord come from it was actually named
for Edward Gaylord the businessman who
started the Gaylord Entertainment
Company which was part owner of the
Preds
at the time but even with that knowledge
we’re sure the Gaylord Entertainment
Center still prompted some childish
chuckles
number nine Mitsubishi forklifts daddy
owned in a Mitsubishi forklift style
this one sounds more like a warehouse
than a European sports facility
Mitsubishi is a major player in many
industries and they produce many
products one of those products is a
forklift when a football stadium was
built in the Netherlands in 2005 to
house almeida City FC using what we can
only assume were Mitsubishi forklifts
the arena was branded after one of the
team’s main sponsors you guessed it
Mitsubishi everything we do is informed
by our unrivaled manufacturing
experience unfortunately for fans of
this unique Stadium moniker it has since
been changed and today goes by Yanmar
steady on we’re guessing that any chance
of seeing forklifts doing 360s at
halftime is also gone and GIP off to the
bulb dip and he mark to kabbalah but
these the octave dingus two minutes from
the Mets take number eight bargain booze
stadium bargain booze for people who
like bargains and booze and Scotch eggs
cheap alcohol at a football stadium
sounds too good to be true
yeah I never underestimate the power of
cheese goes bargain booze is a string of
stores that sell alcohol and they earned
the naming rights for this stadium when
they sponsored Witten Albion FC the
result was of course bargain booze
stadium with a capacity of 2,300 most of
whom we’re assuming were just looking
for discount hooch grog this is beer
cheap beer this english arena has
actually gone through a few names like
Britannia carpet Stadium for example but
today it’s known as the not nearly as
funny the help for Heroes Stadium and
winch and park when we say for life we
put them in it
number seven Tony macaroni arena I made
macaroni
well rhyming was inevitable on a list
like this officially called the almond
Vale Stadium this arena has been home to
the Scottish championship club
Livingstone since 1995 like all the
stadia on this list it’s gone through a
few nicknames in its history but it’s
hard not to single out Tony macaroni
arena which became its name thanks to a
sponsorship deal with the Scottish chain
of Italian restaurants in 2015 the deal
not only got the naming rights for the
stadium but sees that the team shorts
and jerseys bear the brand’s logo as
well we’re assuming that cost Tony
macaroni a pretty pin a know exact
strange after he shows up not acting
strange I’m looking for the macaroni
number 6
hunky-dory spark aside from that
unfortunate business it may sound silly
but at least it brings good vibes when
you hear the name hunky-dory spark you
think that when it comes to Drogheda
United FC everything’s gonna be alright
the Irish Association Football Club
surpassed expectations in 2007 to win
the League of Ireland but their good
times were short-lived they endured
financial troubles and were soon
insolvent almost folding entirely
fortunately a sponsorship deal with
Irish potato chip company hunky-dory
helped keep them in the black and the
drugs United Park was rebranded with a
name that sounds more like a Saturday
morning cartoon show number five the
dripping-pan
all right you pause a pan drippings I
want to see those pores this English
football stadium is the grandpa on our
list as it’s been kicking around as the
home of Louis FC since 1885 although its
history is a sports venue for cricket
stoolball and more goes back even
further the origins of its greasy name
have never been 100% confirmed but the
most popular theory suggests that the
site was a salt pan in medieval times
the sports venue has gone through many
renovations over its long life but one
thing that’s remained constant is its
entertaining albeit confusing name come
on Willy your brain pans dripping number
four poom tong stadium you just say
thank pom Tong is not only the name of a
Bhutanese Stadium but also a district
province Valley River and Kingdom so
this is anything but a random naming
choice there’s some question as to where
the word poom tongue comes from it might
refer to the shape of the valley and it
might even mean valley of beautiful
girls but to those of us who speak
English and don’t happen to know that
it’s actually pronounced poom tong bums
are just funny so it’s hard not to
snicker when we hear it here’s hoping
their number one seller in the snack
food department isn’t the bum thing
number three vaak Dorf stadium them bill
Deegan bank top star view only when you
look at this word written down it’s
pretty obvious why this Swiss stadiums
name is worthy of a hearty chuckle but
it gets better opened in 1925 vaak Dorf
was once home to a football club that
goes by the name the young boys of Baron
so to put that all together for you for
decades the young boys played at
wankdorf hey some jokes just write
themselves after a long successful
history which included hosting both
World Cup
and European finals the stadium was
demolished in 2001 only to be replaced
by the new status Swiss bank Dorf hey
just be glad they didn’t move the arena
to their sister City fans Berg just
kidding what I mean by self-discovery
mark Pizza I’m gonna wank sir number 2
Kuntz Memorial soccer stadium a raw
October day has given way to a cool
October evening here at cuts Memorial
Stadium in Indianapolis built to host
the soccer tournament at the 1987 Pan Am
Games this Indianapolis stadium has
enjoyed an illustrious career ever since
having played host to numerous
championship games olympic training
sessions and more touched by fuller and
he’ll watch it roll into the gold but
how did that name stick that Koonce guy
must have been pretty important to the
city of Indianapolis welcome to Kuhn
Stadium if you haven’t been here before
it’s one of our phenomenal spaces all
right honestly there’s really no
question as to why the stadium name
triggers some cackles to be fair it’s
not pronounced the way you think but
when you look at it on paper
well it really looks like that word
you’re not supposed to say Kooks good
but I think you’re right before we
unveil our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions
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they draw very good crowds the field
itself wins awards every year for the
you know upkeep
it’s just a great organization and we
were very proud to be you know part of
number one middle start study owned I
just thought it that was a man fact
we’ve had bums macaroni and wanks
so don’t be surprised that number one is
gonna be the most childish of all farts
the stadium is named for the town in
which it’s located but we should give
middle fart a break here that name is
actually derived from a term that means
the water you travel between so there’s
nothing untoward about it in fact it’s a
beautiful stadium that seats 4,000
spectators and acts as the home of the
middle fart G and VK Football Club so we
really don’t know what all the fuss is
about oh who are we kidding
farts are always funny
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