the first family of Springfield is
nothing if not quotable Lisa needs
braces Lisa needs braces
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Simpsons quotes before we begin we
publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re looking at
the best phrases to ever come out of
this hit animated series keep in mind we
won’t be including signature
catchphrases so don’t expect to see any
doze around here number 10 loneliness
and cheeseburgers the episode my sister
my sitter takes a couple of dark turns
but it does give us a brilliant gag to
lift up the more somber mood while Lisa
endeavours to get her brother some
medical attention he refuses to make
things easy for her she eventually
transports him to dr. nix via
wheelbarrow
as it happens she’s not the only one in
need as we see there’s an entire line of
Springfield citizens in similar
circumstances hey don’t worry you don’t
have to make up stories here
save that for Court it’s here that we
get some brief insight into what
happened to comic book guy who has
overdosed on cheeseburgers guess you
can’t have too much of a good thing
cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix number
9 you don’t win friends with salad dad
can’t you have some other kind of party
one where you don’t serve meat by now we
all know that Lisa is dead set in her
vegetarian ways and is always on hand to
promote it to her carnivorous family as
an alternative the episode where she
reaches this turning point in her diet
not only adds to her character immensely
but also gives us a hilarious reaction
from the rest of the Simpson household
I’m trying to impress people here Lisa
you don’t win friends with salad you
know win friends with salad
you don’t win friends with salad a quick
fire response from Homer over a
vegetarian meals lack of impact
becomes the start of a conga line with
quite a catchy tune to go along with it
even Marge gets in on the action
number eight making people happy
stupid moe none in printing recipe
stealing Homer Simpson is a lot of
things a caring father a loving husband
a well-meaning moron and a generous
alcoholic but it’s worth remembering
that he can also be the king of sass
nowhere is this exemplified better than
when March tells him he should look on
the bright side after Moe become
successful thanks to an idea he stole
from Homer in response mr. Simpson
launches into a tirade of sarcasm where
he expresses how overly thrilled he is
that most sold him out everything from
the tone of his voice to the extent of
his cynicism makes the whole thing oddly
delightful to listen to compliment to
the house one flaming thanks moe you’re
the greatest friend a guy could ever
have number seven sex cauldron sex
cauldron I thought they closed that
place down seems like Krusty needs to
head back to school after Principal
Skinner and mrs. Krabappel are exposed
as a couple rumors start circulating the
town until their exaggerated to the
point where everyone believes the two
were copulating in front of the students
this is something that Maude Flanders is
particularly eager to call them out on I
don’t think we’re talking about love
here we’re talking about scx in front of
the CH il dren of course being the
Flanders matriarch she’s not just gonna
come out and say it
so she spells it out loud now we’re not
sure which place Krusty’s referring to
but chances are it shut down for a good
reason the fact is I haven’t ever had
relations I am a virgin
number six stupid sexy Flanders if you
would just stop being so impulsive it
appears that no one is immune to
ned’s natural assets not even Homer
while spending some time at the ski
lodge Homer and Ned encounter each other
on the slopes as it happens Ned’s choice
and skiwear shows off a little more than
anyone was hoping in Boots
in fact it leaves such an impression
that Homer can’t get Ned’s own slopes
out of his mind
resulting in an outburst no one was
expecting he may indeed be annoying but
when Homer is forced to admit that Ned
Flanders has sex appeal you know it has
to be true he looks like I’m wearing
nothing at all nothing at all
stupid Flanders number 5
that’s unpossible students please
proceed immediately to an assembly in
the Butthead Memorial Auditorium dammit
I wish we hadn’t let the students name
that one Oh Ralph will never get tired
of your sweet awkwardness well we got
plenty of laughs when he confused
superintendent Chalmers with a certain
video game console hi Super Nintendo
Chalmers no other quote summarizes the
character of Ralph Wiggum better than
when he unwittingly fails at the English
language the students of Springfield
Elementary are called up during an
assembly to discuss which subjects
they’re falling behind in and as you’d
expect
Ralph is doing pretty badly in English a
fact he then kindly goes on to
demonstrate effectively with these few
words
number four full of chocolate it’s a
girl should stick to girl sports such as
hot oil wrestling foxy boxing you gotta
hand it to Homer he can come out with
some truly poignant speeches especially
when it comes to being a father but as
soon as he sees something funny he turns
on a dime okay done just remember to
have fun out there today in this
instance when he’s giving a local hockey
team of pep talk about not treating Lisa
any differently just because she’s a
girl he breaks out and laughter when he
notices hooter who for lack of a better
term isn’t in the best of shape he then
proceeds to chase
the poor German kid around the locker
room with a wet towel as much as we feel
sorry for eater his response is
priceless number three I used to be with
it but I can’t mom she’s on the run from
the law
Serbs are right for being a 60s radical
oh she was a demon in the sack Abe
Simpson isn’t known for coming up with
the most meaningful of quotes as more
often than not old age and his own
dim-witted personality get in the way
however much like his son he does have a
few unintentionally poignant moments you
went to Woodstock your mother dragged us
both to that godforsaken loved this
speaking to a younger Homer and Barney
he talks about how being part of the
in-crowd and up-to-date on crazes is a
never-ending cycle something the two of
them would undoubtedly come to realize
in later life I used to be with it but
then they changed what it was no I’m
with it and what it seems weird and
scary to me
number two two alcohol seriously wanna
ban alcohol it tastes great makes women
appear more attractive and makes a
person virtually invulnerable to
criticism if there’s one thing that
Homer loves just as much as and in some
cases even more so than his family it
would be the sweet taste of beer so as
you can imagine he wasn’t exactly
thrilled when Springfield was put under
prohibition law so he becomes a
bootlegger to ensure Moe’s can still
serve alcohol
I feel the balls with beer that I found
at the dump and and I bowled them in
some underground pipes take him into
mode
despite a few obstacles down the line
the law is eventually lifted and the
town’s right to get blindly drunk is
restored polymer signs off with what
could quite possibly be the most potent
quote he has ever stated – I’ll go
the cause of and solution to all of
life’s problem before we reveal our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions staring at Myers handled as a
peddling paddling the school canoe who
you better believe that’s a pennant once
lady Thoris oh yeah got any grease yes
yes we do woman okie dokie no to the
plant will pick the Spruce moose
hop in sir I said up in number one I am
so smart
it was the most I ever threw up and it
changed my life forever man he certainly
had his moments of unintended brilliance
but the majority would agree that Homer
Simpson isn’t the brightest fish bulb
around however that certainly hasn’t
stopped him from celebrating when he
thinks he’s achieved something worthy of
merit but I worked in a nuclear power
plant for ten years and I think I know
how a proton accelerator worked and the
scene pretty much captures Homer
stupidity at its best after finally
getting into college
Homer decides to celebrate by setting
his high school diploma on fire while
singing about just how intelligent he is
hey damn Archie
I mean Artie the song itself is made
more hysterical by Homer initially
misspelling the word as he chanted all
the while silhouetted by flames that’s
Homer alright
man I can’t believe you fail oh I’m
gonna lose my job just cuz I’m
dangerously unqualified do you agree
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nothing if not quotable Lisa needs
braces Lisa needs braces
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Simpsons quotes before we begin we
publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re looking at
the best phrases to ever come out of
this hit animated series keep in mind we
won’t be including signature
catchphrases so don’t expect to see any
doze around here number 10 loneliness
and cheeseburgers the episode my sister
my sitter takes a couple of dark turns
but it does give us a brilliant gag to
lift up the more somber mood while Lisa
endeavours to get her brother some
medical attention he refuses to make
things easy for her she eventually
transports him to dr. nix via
wheelbarrow
as it happens she’s not the only one in
need as we see there’s an entire line of
Springfield citizens in similar
circumstances hey don’t worry you don’t
have to make up stories here
save that for Court it’s here that we
get some brief insight into what
happened to comic book guy who has
overdosed on cheeseburgers guess you
can’t have too much of a good thing
cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix number
9 you don’t win friends with salad dad
can’t you have some other kind of party
one where you don’t serve meat by now we
all know that Lisa is dead set in her
vegetarian ways and is always on hand to
promote it to her carnivorous family as
an alternative the episode where she
reaches this turning point in her diet
not only adds to her character immensely
but also gives us a hilarious reaction
from the rest of the Simpson household
I’m trying to impress people here Lisa
you don’t win friends with salad you
know win friends with salad
you don’t win friends with salad a quick
fire response from Homer over a
vegetarian meals lack of impact
becomes the start of a conga line with
quite a catchy tune to go along with it
even Marge gets in on the action
number eight making people happy
stupid moe none in printing recipe
stealing Homer Simpson is a lot of
things a caring father a loving husband
a well-meaning moron and a generous
alcoholic but it’s worth remembering
that he can also be the king of sass
nowhere is this exemplified better than
when March tells him he should look on
the bright side after Moe become
successful thanks to an idea he stole
from Homer in response mr. Simpson
launches into a tirade of sarcasm where
he expresses how overly thrilled he is
that most sold him out everything from
the tone of his voice to the extent of
his cynicism makes the whole thing oddly
delightful to listen to compliment to
the house one flaming thanks moe you’re
the greatest friend a guy could ever
have number seven sex cauldron sex
cauldron I thought they closed that
place down seems like Krusty needs to
head back to school after Principal
Skinner and mrs. Krabappel are exposed
as a couple rumors start circulating the
town until their exaggerated to the
point where everyone believes the two
were copulating in front of the students
this is something that Maude Flanders is
particularly eager to call them out on I
don’t think we’re talking about love
here we’re talking about scx in front of
the CH il dren of course being the
Flanders matriarch she’s not just gonna
come out and say it
so she spells it out loud now we’re not
sure which place Krusty’s referring to
but chances are it shut down for a good
reason the fact is I haven’t ever had
relations I am a virgin
number six stupid sexy Flanders if you
would just stop being so impulsive it
appears that no one is immune to
ned’s natural assets not even Homer
while spending some time at the ski
lodge Homer and Ned encounter each other
on the slopes as it happens Ned’s choice
and skiwear shows off a little more than
anyone was hoping in Boots
in fact it leaves such an impression
that Homer can’t get Ned’s own slopes
out of his mind
resulting in an outburst no one was
expecting he may indeed be annoying but
when Homer is forced to admit that Ned
Flanders has sex appeal you know it has
to be true he looks like I’m wearing
nothing at all nothing at all
stupid Flanders number 5
that’s unpossible students please
proceed immediately to an assembly in
the Butthead Memorial Auditorium dammit
I wish we hadn’t let the students name
that one Oh Ralph will never get tired
of your sweet awkwardness well we got
plenty of laughs when he confused
superintendent Chalmers with a certain
video game console hi Super Nintendo
Chalmers no other quote summarizes the
character of Ralph Wiggum better than
when he unwittingly fails at the English
language the students of Springfield
Elementary are called up during an
assembly to discuss which subjects
they’re falling behind in and as you’d
expect
Ralph is doing pretty badly in English a
fact he then kindly goes on to
demonstrate effectively with these few
words
number four full of chocolate it’s a
girl should stick to girl sports such as
hot oil wrestling foxy boxing you gotta
hand it to Homer he can come out with
some truly poignant speeches especially
when it comes to being a father but as
soon as he sees something funny he turns
on a dime okay done just remember to
have fun out there today in this
instance when he’s giving a local hockey
team of pep talk about not treating Lisa
any differently just because she’s a
girl he breaks out and laughter when he
notices hooter who for lack of a better
term isn’t in the best of shape he then
proceeds to chase
the poor German kid around the locker
room with a wet towel as much as we feel
sorry for eater his response is
priceless number three I used to be with
it but I can’t mom she’s on the run from
the law
Serbs are right for being a 60s radical
oh she was a demon in the sack Abe
Simpson isn’t known for coming up with
the most meaningful of quotes as more
often than not old age and his own
dim-witted personality get in the way
however much like his son he does have a
few unintentionally poignant moments you
went to Woodstock your mother dragged us
both to that godforsaken loved this
speaking to a younger Homer and Barney
he talks about how being part of the
in-crowd and up-to-date on crazes is a
never-ending cycle something the two of
them would undoubtedly come to realize
in later life I used to be with it but
then they changed what it was no I’m
with it and what it seems weird and
scary to me
number two two alcohol seriously wanna
ban alcohol it tastes great makes women
appear more attractive and makes a
person virtually invulnerable to
criticism if there’s one thing that
Homer loves just as much as and in some
cases even more so than his family it
would be the sweet taste of beer so as
you can imagine he wasn’t exactly
thrilled when Springfield was put under
prohibition law so he becomes a
bootlegger to ensure Moe’s can still
serve alcohol
I feel the balls with beer that I found
at the dump and and I bowled them in
some underground pipes take him into
mode
despite a few obstacles down the line
the law is eventually lifted and the
town’s right to get blindly drunk is
restored polymer signs off with what
could quite possibly be the most potent
quote he has ever stated – I’ll go
the cause of and solution to all of
life’s problem before we reveal our
number one pick here are some honorable
mentions staring at Myers handled as a
peddling paddling the school canoe who
you better believe that’s a pennant once
lady Thoris oh yeah got any grease yes
yes we do woman okie dokie no to the
plant will pick the Spruce moose
hop in sir I said up in number one I am
so smart
it was the most I ever threw up and it
changed my life forever man he certainly
had his moments of unintended brilliance
but the majority would agree that Homer
Simpson isn’t the brightest fish bulb
around however that certainly hasn’t
stopped him from celebrating when he
thinks he’s achieved something worthy of
merit but I worked in a nuclear power
plant for ten years and I think I know
how a proton accelerator worked and the
scene pretty much captures Homer
stupidity at its best after finally
getting into college
Homer decides to celebrate by setting
his high school diploma on fire while
singing about just how intelligent he is
hey damn Archie
I mean Artie the song itself is made
more hysterical by Homer initially
misspelling the word as he chanted all
the while silhouetted by flames that’s
Homer alright
man I can’t believe you fail oh I’m
gonna lose my job just cuz I’m
dangerously unqualified do you agree
with our picks check out these other
great clips from WatchMojo and subscribe
for new videos every day
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