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Top 10 Hilariously Twisted Things to Do in Sims Games (ft. Todd Haberkorn)


at this point they might as well call
this franchise psychopath simulator
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counting down our picks for the top ten
hilariously twisted things to do in Sims
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for this list will be ranking the most
appalling things players have inflicted
upon Sims characters over the years
we’re getting pretty specific here so
vague things like drowning will not be
included let’s get freaky
I’m todd haberkorn who wears the proud
crown of starving multiple families of
sims to death over many years do I get a
kick out of it
maybe is it a tax write-off certainly
will I do it again see you answer number
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we can certainly think of worse ways to
go but at the same time laughing to
death must be extremely uncomfortable
have you ever laughed so hard that you
had trouble breathing if not you should
see me dance in a club now imagine that
times Well times until you die it’s
surprisingly easy for particularly
playful or happy Sims to laugh
themselves into an early grave
simply prevent them from going to sleep
or going to the mirror to calm down and
watch as they transition from gleeful
laughter to hopeless asphyxiation number
nine take away the pool ladder okay we
know we said simple drowning wouldn’t be
included but this one is just too much
of a classic to pass up drowning a sim
in the pool as a tale as old as well as
old as the first Sims we’re sure you all
know it by now you order your sim to
take a swim a sim swim if you will take
away the pool ladder and watch them go
through an existential crisis as they
debate the meaning of life and
contemplate their impending watery death
this is a time-honored Sims tradition
albeit a severely messed up one but a
tradition nonetheless but don’t be a
monster I mean let your sim wait 30
minutes before going in the pool
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number eight
drive the neat freaks literally insane
no one enjoys a messy house especially
the neat freaks just like in real life
it’s ridiculously easy to drive the neat
freak Sims up the wall by turning their
house into a disgusting pig pen we’re
talking crusty dishes in the sink full
to the very brim stinky garbage dirty
clothes strewn everywhere and maybe even
little puddles of bodily fluids if
you’re so inclined hashtag I just threw
up in my mouth then simply refuse you’re
neat freak sim the chance to clean up
the mess and watch them go bananas is it
cruel to watch a perfectly nice person
squirm on the floor and stomp their feet
and disgust and insanity yes is it also
funny you betcha
some people like to play these games
just as they would their real lives they
go to school get a job and have kids but
that’s boring let’s ruin some lives a
darkly hilarious thing you can do in
these games is have lots of children and
never see them just like my dad
romance someone get them pregnant and
immediately call it off
repeat ad nauseam or you can have a few
kids with your spouse and then leave
them to start another family also like
my dad there’s nothing stopping you from
being the absolute worst parent
imaginable by creating a lot of half
brothers and sisters who all share one
thing in common
never knowing their biological parent
once again just like my debt well you
know what I mean number six work them to
a lot of people complain about being
overworked though if you literally work
themselves to death except for these
unfortunate virtual souls there are
various ways to work a sim Six Feet
Under
you can keep them perpetually busy and
never allow them to take a break to eat
or drink resulting in starvation or
dehydration you can refuse them sleep
and exhaust them you can even get them
so enraged at the long hours that they
have a heart attack in short there are
countless options to stress your sim out
it’s truly barbaric but hey you clicked
xuxa number five kidnap people this one
is a little more on the twisted side but
can still be funny given the right
circumstances by kidnapping people
we don’t mean literally jumping them on
the street and stuffing them in the
trunk of your car unless you have the
room what you do is make friends with or
romance a person invite them over to
your house and then simply lock them
somewhere and forget about them for a
while
you can give them food and water if
you’re so inclined but it’s not a
necessity I mean you don’t know if they
have a gluten allergy or not I guess at
the end of the day kidnappers aren’t the
friendliest of people number four
torture them with guinea pig disease
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you unfortunately can’t turn a town into
a sinister wasteland of bloodthirsty
zombies I allow Raccoon City but what
you can do is infect everyone with
guinea pig disease it’s the next best
thing really Sims can catch guinea pig
disease if they’re bitten by a dirty
guinea pig or if they catch it from
another sim an infected sim will
persistently COFF and sneeze their
energy diminishing before they
eventually die if you infect enough
people you can have an entire community
booming with coughs and sneezes and
littered with lethargic individuals
someone get the caution tape because
this town is done for number three host
a deadly dance contest dance contests
are fun right after all there’s music
plenty of fancy footwork drinks and
quality time with friends not here these
are the ones that will have your Sims
leaving this mortal coil via a Last Man
Standing jig it’s like Stephen King’s
The Long Walk only with dancing instead
of walking turn on the music let the
dancing commence and continue to reign
over the group until one dancer remains
atop the pile of bodies it’s fun for you
and for them well minus the dying part I
hope they play take me on as the final
song number two lock them in a sauna
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saunas are a great way to unwind
actually let me rephrase that saunas are
a great way to unwind if you have just
finished swimming and are looking to
relax in a bare minimum amount of
clothes saunas are not fun if you are
locked in dry as a bone and covered
head-to-toe in clothes unfortunately for
the Sims that is an entirely possible
scenario if the player is feeling
particularly evil at the time keep your
sim locked in the sauna and watch them
go from mildly and comfortable to
scorching and imploring for escape it’s
not a very good way to go but look at it
this way no one will ever be able to
tell you’re crying because it looks like
sweat number one
Sam’s barbecue like taking away the pool
ladder Sims barbecues are a classic
pastime and we don’t mean a relaxing
backyard grill with friends and boos to
enact this time-honored crime against
Sims everywhere simply congregate a
large amount of people in a small space
take away any means of escape have one
sim accidentally start a fire and watch
and morbid fascination as it slowly
spreads and engulfs the room it’s even
better if the fire starts from something
silly like burning a piece of food on
the stove it’s a way to have a laugh and
get creative and let’s be honest we’ve
all done it at least once
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