Gaming connoisseurs know that grand
theft auto has a lot more to offer
players than stolen cars and unlucky
prostitutes after all not all of GTA’s
characters are there to be run over
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
running through our picks for the top
ten side characters from grand theft
auto brace yourself
spoilers drug abuse and racial
stereotypes lie ahead
number 10 Ken Rosenberg when dealing
with stress cocaine rarely helps oh of
course that’s what I mean do I look like
I can intimidate it Jerry
I couldn’t intimidate a child and
believe me I’ve tried as a defense
lawyer in over his head with mob
politics players first meet Ken after a
drug deal goes sour in Vice City
Rosenberg’s nerves apparently never
really recover from the incident every
subsequent meeting with him finds him
even more irate than the last despite
his apparent stint in rehab between
games listen I like fish I love fish I
love them as pets and balls or his food
on a plate but as much as I love them I
don’t want to sleep with them number 9
Brucie rather than an inherent fear of
ending up at the bottom of a river like
mr. Rosenberg this juiceheads
insecurities stem from major self-esteem
issues Brucie clearly suffers from
chronic overcompensation
rusty you got to chill for real let’s
just say that you can workout all you
want for living a lie ain’t no way to be
bro what’s your problem man nothing
I just don’t do it again look we go last
night man one of them can’t even walk I
mean now number eight Salvatore Leonie a
veteran of the franchise
Salvatore meets his untimely end at the
conclusion of gta3 before reappearing
several years earlier in liberty City
Stories
and san andreas like any good Mafia don
sal is warm and friendly one moment and
raging and murderous the next but darned
if you don’t want him to like you I’m
proud of you my boy you kicked the shit
out of those Greaseballs number seven
Lance Vance much more than the token
black friend with a comical name Lance
becomes a bit of a tragic character in
Vice City maybe if he had gotten a bit
more respect a tatami things would have
turned out differently sorry Tommy this
is vice city this is business
oh well that’s business wrong side Lance
number six frank Tenpenny welcome home
Carl
glad to be back voiced by Samuel Jackson
few players should have been surprised
when this corrupt police officer turns
out to be the main antagonist in san
andreas fewer still should have been
surprised that he dies at the end
because if there’s one group that never
gets a breaking the franchise it’s the
cops
samuel l.jackson is in everything isn’t
he shut your dumb ass up and load the
bag number five
Yusuf Amir he’s crass he’s vulgar he’s
the physical embodiment of excessive
wealth but damned if he isn’t lovable
you see this city I own it everything
citizen really no maybe it’s because
he’s one of the few friendly characters
that stays friendly it’s definitely not
his taste in music or underwear you can
air out
we got a number for little Jacob if Brad
Pitt’s character from snatch had a baby
with Barrington Levy it would probably
be Little Jacob Rondo blood cock was I
never boombox I reassured oh me get that
gibberish all kidding aside what makes
little Jacob such a refreshing character
is that while he is a stereotype of
sorts he doesn’t fit the typical
gangster stereotype so common in the
series good luck with your comprehension
though turning on the subtitles probably
won’t help number three
Catalina what kind of a man are you
when I say just business I mean when I
say I know interested no leave my Carmo
unique to the franchise Catalina’s a
walking stereotype femme fatale and
vivacious villain all rolled into one
after Carla’s reluctantly forced to
partner with her both in crime and in
the bedroom baby please no please baby
no oh
Catalina moves to Liberty City where she
becomes pivotal in the story of GTA 3
catalina is as memorable as she is
vulgar and unpleasant what can we say
daddy issues
number two roman bellick nothing’s
closer than family and anyone who’s
played GTA 4 for even an hour is sure to
remember their favorite cousin cousin
cousin cousin cousin cousin casa
you might be bailing him out of trouble
every second mission but despite his
shortcomings romans a lovable bit of
comic relief that’s there to greet you
as you take your first steps in Liberty
City even if you won’t stop calling you
to go bowling
number one Lazlo Jones didn’t see it
coming did you the one character who’s
been in the past six major GTA titles
isn’t actually ever on screen in any of
them I tell you one thing it takes a lot
of soul compassion commitment and
artistic integrity to play other
people’s music for money at any time
players can tune in to hear the often
manic DJ banter with his equally manic
guests great my first show and adieu
nearly kills me now I’m being harassed
by a former sociology professor in an
alcoholic turns self deifying cultist
please I gotta get back to the East
Coast not only a staple of the franchise
Lazlo Jones is a real person
he has co-written and produced content
for many of the games and currently has
a radio show on the Internet no we’re
not joking look it up I am the star and
think they can get away with paying me
less than the guy whose job I took I’m
Laszlo
theft auto has a lot more to offer
players than stolen cars and unlucky
prostitutes after all not all of GTA’s
characters are there to be run over
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
running through our picks for the top
ten side characters from grand theft
auto brace yourself
spoilers drug abuse and racial
stereotypes lie ahead
number 10 Ken Rosenberg when dealing
with stress cocaine rarely helps oh of
course that’s what I mean do I look like
I can intimidate it Jerry
I couldn’t intimidate a child and
believe me I’ve tried as a defense
lawyer in over his head with mob
politics players first meet Ken after a
drug deal goes sour in Vice City
Rosenberg’s nerves apparently never
really recover from the incident every
subsequent meeting with him finds him
even more irate than the last despite
his apparent stint in rehab between
games listen I like fish I love fish I
love them as pets and balls or his food
on a plate but as much as I love them I
don’t want to sleep with them number 9
Brucie rather than an inherent fear of
ending up at the bottom of a river like
mr. Rosenberg this juiceheads
insecurities stem from major self-esteem
issues Brucie clearly suffers from
chronic overcompensation
rusty you got to chill for real let’s
just say that you can workout all you
want for living a lie ain’t no way to be
bro what’s your problem man nothing
I just don’t do it again look we go last
night man one of them can’t even walk I
mean now number eight Salvatore Leonie a
veteran of the franchise
Salvatore meets his untimely end at the
conclusion of gta3 before reappearing
several years earlier in liberty City
Stories
and san andreas like any good Mafia don
sal is warm and friendly one moment and
raging and murderous the next but darned
if you don’t want him to like you I’m
proud of you my boy you kicked the shit
out of those Greaseballs number seven
Lance Vance much more than the token
black friend with a comical name Lance
becomes a bit of a tragic character in
Vice City maybe if he had gotten a bit
more respect a tatami things would have
turned out differently sorry Tommy this
is vice city this is business
oh well that’s business wrong side Lance
number six frank Tenpenny welcome home
Carl
glad to be back voiced by Samuel Jackson
few players should have been surprised
when this corrupt police officer turns
out to be the main antagonist in san
andreas fewer still should have been
surprised that he dies at the end
because if there’s one group that never
gets a breaking the franchise it’s the
cops
samuel l.jackson is in everything isn’t
he shut your dumb ass up and load the
bag number five
Yusuf Amir he’s crass he’s vulgar he’s
the physical embodiment of excessive
wealth but damned if he isn’t lovable
you see this city I own it everything
citizen really no maybe it’s because
he’s one of the few friendly characters
that stays friendly it’s definitely not
his taste in music or underwear you can
air out
we got a number for little Jacob if Brad
Pitt’s character from snatch had a baby
with Barrington Levy it would probably
be Little Jacob Rondo blood cock was I
never boombox I reassured oh me get that
gibberish all kidding aside what makes
little Jacob such a refreshing character
is that while he is a stereotype of
sorts he doesn’t fit the typical
gangster stereotype so common in the
series good luck with your comprehension
though turning on the subtitles probably
won’t help number three
Catalina what kind of a man are you
when I say just business I mean when I
say I know interested no leave my Carmo
unique to the franchise Catalina’s a
walking stereotype femme fatale and
vivacious villain all rolled into one
after Carla’s reluctantly forced to
partner with her both in crime and in
the bedroom baby please no please baby
no oh
Catalina moves to Liberty City where she
becomes pivotal in the story of GTA 3
catalina is as memorable as she is
vulgar and unpleasant what can we say
daddy issues
number two roman bellick nothing’s
closer than family and anyone who’s
played GTA 4 for even an hour is sure to
remember their favorite cousin cousin
cousin cousin cousin cousin casa
you might be bailing him out of trouble
every second mission but despite his
shortcomings romans a lovable bit of
comic relief that’s there to greet you
as you take your first steps in Liberty
City even if you won’t stop calling you
to go bowling
number one Lazlo Jones didn’t see it
coming did you the one character who’s
been in the past six major GTA titles
isn’t actually ever on screen in any of
them I tell you one thing it takes a lot
of soul compassion commitment and
artistic integrity to play other
people’s music for money at any time
players can tune in to hear the often
manic DJ banter with his equally manic
guests great my first show and adieu
nearly kills me now I’m being harassed
by a former sociology professor in an
alcoholic turns self deifying cultist
please I gotta get back to the East
Coast not only a staple of the franchise
Lazlo Jones is a real person
he has co-written and produced content
for many of the games and currently has
a radio show on the Internet no we’re
not joking look it up I am the star and
think they can get away with paying me
less than the guy whose job I took I’m
Laszlo
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