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Top 10 Games Where You Kill Santa!


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this list we’re looking at games that
feature old st. Nick and allow us to
partake in his demise number 10 hunter
The Reckoning Redeemer I mean I know
what the subject of the list is but we
couldn’t start with anything a bit more
jolly well anyway whatever this unmarry
monstrosity uses his magic bag to send
out demonic toys that are ready to
straight-up murder yeah it’s one of
Santa’s most disturbing appearances in
video games depicted with jagged teeth
and a long droopy mustache no we
certainly do not want to sit on this
Santa’s lap the only redeeming factor in
this is when you finally kill the fat
man and his ugly mug
the nightmare might be over but you’ll
never view Santa’s workshop the same way
ever again
number nine Duke Nukem 3d nuclear winter
secret webs no back in Dukes glory days
Duke Nukem 3d saw a meaty dose of
expansion backs one such popular pack
was the nuclear winter expansion where
Santa has become brainwashed by aliens
after Duke blasts the holiday spirit out
of Pig cocks enforcers and of course
elves he must swear off with old Saint
Nick who is equipped with an RPG a chain
gun a shotgun a jetpack and steroids
come on Santa you’re better than that
he’s one of the weakest bosses but it’s
pretty difficult to land a decent shot
on him any chance we can get a sequel
with the Grinch involved
abrete happy wheels oh yeah you forgot
about this game right well if you
haven’t been around since the early days
of this popular flash game happy wheels
has added more playable characters such
as good old kris kringle complete with a
pair of elves to fly his sleigh he’ll
hohoho his way about the level until you
finally get him guilt we feel a little
bad getting the big guy slaughtered but
we tend to get distracted in the
excessive gore and violence how shall he
die this time bottle run gone bad being
a participant in sword throwing no wait
we got it ball throw death number 7
Dead Rising 4 what could be better than
a classic zombified Santa don’t even try
to respond because the real answer is a
mechanical mall Santa with an army of
murderous Alps in Dead Rising 4 there is
an optional boss fight with a maniac
called sadistic claws who wields an
electric axe the in typical Dead Rising
fashion this fight becomes a holly jolly
bloodbath and you’ll be glad you killed
this mall Santa when it’s all over
seriously who wouldn’t go crazy after
Santa talks about their mom
number six killing floor all right at
this point in the list were no stranger
to evil killer Santos we’ve seen demon
Santa hypnotize Santa psycho Santa
so what’s killing floor got to offer are
you kidding me cyborg Santa doe yes
Santa has sided with his ends and it’s
time to take him out if you were a lucky
participant in the first twisted
Christmas event in 2010 one of the
bosses you could encounter was cyborg
Santa he’s basically a new skin for the
patriarch but he’s got his own voice
lines which is kind of cool and
frightening at the same time as with any
killing floor boss cyborg Santa isn’t
gonna be a fruitcake walk there is also
the Santa’s skin for the bloat to
contend with so you better be equipped
with your best weapons number five
clayfighter 63 and a third there’s
basically no question that clayfighter
is one of the weirdest franchise ever
created in this fighting game you can
play as a monstrous snowman at
jack-o’-lantern a cybernetic bunny and a
living blob of taffy however what really
takes the cake is sumo Santa don’t worry
he’s still wearing a loincloth play
fighter 63 and a third Gibbs Santa an
entire move set using his enormous belly
and butt throughout the fight he can get
pretty obnoxious which makes beating him
all the more satisfying
oh he just kind of looks really gross
though hmm better finish him off with
the clay tality so we don’t have to see
him again
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number four and I can’t believe this is
the title death spank thongs of virtue
stillbirth honor of Allah team boxing
Prancer while on his quest to retrieve
the thongs of virtue death spank finds
himself in the North Pole in search of
the thong of generosity who could
possibly be in the possession of that
well if clayfighter sumo Santa didn’t
traumatize you seeing Santa in a thong
will probably do the trick
corrupted by the thong of generosity
this Santa Claus is hell-bent on making
Christmas the top holiday
however he actually can’t fight death
Spanx since he’s on the nice list and
sends coal monsters have to kill the
hero of the downtrodden at least he’s
playing by his own rules in some way
it’s an honorable fight that ends in the
jolly man’s demise and it’s one more
hilarious if questionable moment in
gaming
number three sam and max beyond time and
space finish Navidad baby it’s kind of
hard for us to imagine Santa as anything
other than a corporate a-hole I mean
aside from the entries we’ve already
seen but anyway leave it to the sam and
max series to help us out with that
after enjoying what appears to be a
harmless plate of jello Santa becomes
possessed by the hooked shambling
corporate presence turning him into a
paranoid corporate boss or so we thought
it turns out that his fear is kind of
got the better of him and he begins to
shoot his elves at the slightest
suspicion after a complicated shootout
sam and max managed to capture santa
shipping him off as a present for satan
guess there might be a cold day in hell
after all number two Secret of Mana
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this time killing Santa actually saved
him
technically upon defeating the frost
gigas you find out that you were
fighting Santa Claus the whole time how
did he become the frost guy Gus well he
was just trying to find a way to make
children believe in him again uh-huh
this moment might not be a satisfyingly
psychotic as the other entries but it’s
at the number two spot for how this boss
battle surprised and touched our hearts
besides that rudolph cameo earned some
brownie points doesn’t it number one
Saints Row for how the Saints save
Christmas full vase my friends is having
the same
leave it to the saints row series to
take something normal and get pretty
frickin insane with it
Santa is trapped in zinyak simulator and
it’s up to the Saints to bust a mountain
save Christmas whole story is a wild
ride from piloting Santa’s jet-powered
Slade to blasting evil gingerbread men
to bits and it all leads up to an epic
fight against an evil Santa who ends up
getting impaled on Steelport star once
all is said and done you’ll be able to
call up Santa to have as a homey yep we
do see those gears turning in your evil
little heads
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