sometimes a movie is only as amusing as
its characters names welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 funny
movie character names for this list
we’re taking a look at big screen
characters with names that were
punchlines in and of themselves while
the funny names in question aren’t just
relegated to obvious comedies this list
is only including names of humans
meaning we’re excluding the names of
inanimate objects like toys so sorry
Buzz Lightyear Star Command come in do
you read me answer while some of these
names might be a little risque and a few
even make us clutch our pearls we can’t
help but have a hearty little chuckle
and maybe a scandalized giggler to
number 10 egg Shen Big Trouble in Little
China
good morning ladies and gentlemen I am
mr. Chen this bus driver for egg foo
young tours doesn’t just drive obnoxious
tourists through Chinatown for a living
he also happens to be a pretty powerful
magician and practitioner of ancient
magic and this time they are not alone
action is with them little bastard
sorcerer has brought them through the
book the dead trees action he also
happens to be named egg egg Shen bus
driver while his name is an awesomely
creative tie-in to his formal occupation
it also makes his formidable black magic
that much more unsuspecting I’ll stick
with these you coming with us egg boy
Jack it’s my destiny besides if I don’t
you’ll never make it out alive because
honestly who’d ever be able to say that
he or she was defeated by an egg and a
trucker in a magic battle to the death
lopen that’s probably who but that’s it
never could beat me
yeah number nine hook me and hook you
Austin Powers in Goldmember your name is
fuck me oh stereotypes in this third
installment of the Austin Powers
franchise we’re treated to some extreme
satire on the japanese schoolgirl
temptress trope but times to look at me
Oh your name is spook me Austin Powers
has just been knighted at Buckingham
Palace so he returns to a party in
progress and runs into a set of gorgeous
twins with some rather naughty names
clearly there isn’t much left open for
interpretation once the ladies introduce
themselves to Austin and as the trio
heads towards the bed we already know
what the fook is about to happen we get
you top secret at the message number 8
dieter von cunt macGruber
Wow I didn’t expect that thanks for
grouping this movie spin-off of the
Saturday Night Live sketch sees Will
Forte start as macGruber a comically
less talented version of the character
MacGyver it’s time to go pound some cunt
back in the film macGruber has been
recruited to track down and stop a bad
guy from getting his hands on some
nuclear weapons after I disarm this nuke
I’m gonna cut off your dick and shove it
in my mouth you’re like a broken record
it just so happens that the dude they’re
after also killed macGruber zwipes some
years before so he’s pretty much a super
jerk no wait that didn’t happen to me
because I’m not a retard who blows up
his own dudes cute cut which is probably
why the writers gave him such an
interesting name a name that certainly
does not accidentally sound like a
vulgar word for a part of the female
anatomy right
time to go pouncing tab number seven
deuce Bigalow male gigolo when all else
fails a name that rhymes is always good
for a laugh such as the case in this
late 90s comedy starring Rob Schneider
because that’s who I really am
this whole jiggle whole thing was just a
mistake as the titular deuce Bigalow he
plays a fish cleaner who accidentally
destroys an expensive fish tank and has
to find a way to pay for the damage he’s
caused
naturally he decides to turn to the
world’s oldest profession to make a
quick buck we enjoy the fact that his
name rhymes with his newfound occupation
but we also think that it makes for some
really inventive business cards I’m
deuce Bigalow I’m a jig all for America
number six
pop schmear The Naked Gun from the files
of police squad but mr. pahpshmir is
here joining in this slapstick comedy
Leslie Nielsen plays lieutenant Frank
Drebin a police squad member trying to
thwart an assassination attempt on Queen
Elizabeth the second thank you your
honor
protecting the safety of the crane is a
task that’s gladly accepted by police
well of course this wouldn’t be a police
squad film without an abundance of
pratfalls and visual gags but one of the
funniest elements of the film is the
name of the main villain pap smear tell
me mr. posh mayor have you ever seen
sensory induced hypnosis he goes by one
name only and that name sounds a lot
like a particularly uncomfortable
physical exam the character himself is
fairly unpleasant so at least the theme
is consistent I must kill touch fear
will that be with cream and sugar sir
mr. push me number five alotta fagina
Austin Powers international man of
mystery
my name is number two this is my Italian
confidential secretary her name is Ilana
a lot of which are between basil
exposition number two and fat bastard
this spy spoof franchise has no shortage
of silly names but miss vagina from the
first installment exceeds all
expectations
an obvious parody of the infamous Bond
girl Pussy Galore alotta fagina is every
bit the Vixen but without the equally
hot counterpart how dare you break wind
before me I’m sorry baby I didn’t know
is your turn
Austin Powers first encounters the
aggressively sultry seductress at the
blackjack table where her introduction
causes him to do a double-take
I’m sorry I’m just not getting it sound
like you said your name was a lot of
nevermind
she then later uses her feminine wiles
to secure information from Austin during
a dip in the hot tub only as a pagina
can show you everything you need to know
number four Biggus Dickus
Monty Python’s Life of Brian this one’s
pretty obvious the seventies British
satire tells the story of a man named
Brian who having been born next door to
Jesus on the same day is mistaken for
the Messiah and rapidly gains a
following as a miracle worker through a
series of misunderstandings and minor
coincidences in a famous scene from Life
of Brian the titular hero has been
captured and taken before Pilate
but during questioning there’s a bit of
confusion regarding a certain character
and his unfortunate name what about you
do you find it
who is evil
when I say Lucas and things aren’t made
any easier during the discussion around
Biggus Dickus and his wife considering
pilots got a speech impediment
you know what she’s cool incontinent ear
incontinent your buttocks number three
McLovin
super bad I am lovin no you’re not no
one’s McLovin McLovin ‘he’s never
existed cuz that’s a made-up dumb fairy
tale menu when you’re a teen boy trying
to secure a fake ID in order to score
some booze it’s usually best to play it
safe when it comes to choosing the name
on the card
wait you change your name to McLovin
McLovin what kind of a stupid name is
that Fogle what are you trying to be an
Irish R&B singer at least that would be
the sensible thing to do but in this
hilarious comedy starring Jonah Hill and
Michael Cera that’s the exact opposite
of what happens they play to teenagers
trying to buy alcohol for a party when
they’re French Fogle comes through with
a fake ID that they hope will get them
all one step closer except that the name
he chooses to call himself on the ID is
McLovin so it’s just McLovin yeah yeah
which sounds less like a legal adult and
more like a Valentine’s Day fast food
combo it’s awesome yeah I told you the
idea would work I fooled those Cubs
I’m loving but I am McLovin
number two Dirk Diggler Boogie Nights
Dirk Diggler
I think I think heaven has sent you here
Dirk Diggler well most of us would
probably use the name of our first pet
and the street we grew up on to figure
out our four names when you’re
remarkably well endowed some names just
come naturally in this drama Mark
Wahlberg plays a nightclub dishwasher
who quickly rises to fame in the 70s
porno scene that’s thanks in large part
to his anatomical gifts but also because
he’s managed to choose the most
comically perfect porn name ever yeah I
was born ready Nick let’s go man
it’s almost crass but not really and has
a certain essence of porn but in an
everyday sort of way
you turn Taylor before we unveil our top
pick here are some honorable mentions
are we going to Steve Stifler’s party
afterwards because that would be so cool
alright okay we fly J Griffin yourself
it’s all a dream just a very intense
dream
this is mr. round my name is Indiana
Jones anything else about mr. candy I
should know before I meet him yes he is
a bit of a Francophile what civilized
people aren’t and he prefers Monsieur
Candie to mr. candy she’s just like
you’d prefer he doesn’t speak French
don’t speak French to him it’ll
embarrass you that’s barf number one
Gaylord Focker meet the parents
Junaid Gaylord Focker yes I know yes
there is nothing inherently wrong with
the name Gaylord and even the last name
Fokker might simply raise an eyebrow or
two in passing Gaylord M Focker
yeah but together the name Gaylord
Focker seems like a cool lifelong joke
by some rather vicious parents I mean
they’d have to be right to name this son
Gaylord Focker in this comedy hit Ben
Stiller stars as Greg Focker a man who’s
enduring an extraordinarily awkward
visit with his girlfriend’s family
don’t push it fucker with all the
misfortune that befall x’ greg during
its visit it’s safe to say that his
ridiculous name is the least of his
worries but for us it’s the icing on a
rather hilarious cake how we pronounce
it
oh just like it’s spelled F o cker hmm
fucker
hmm do you agree with our list what do
you think has the funniest movie
character named for more entertaining
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
oh you
my name is Pussy Galore I must be
dreaming
its characters names welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 funny
movie character names for this list
we’re taking a look at big screen
characters with names that were
punchlines in and of themselves while
the funny names in question aren’t just
relegated to obvious comedies this list
is only including names of humans
meaning we’re excluding the names of
inanimate objects like toys so sorry
Buzz Lightyear Star Command come in do
you read me answer while some of these
names might be a little risque and a few
even make us clutch our pearls we can’t
help but have a hearty little chuckle
and maybe a scandalized giggler to
number 10 egg Shen Big Trouble in Little
China
good morning ladies and gentlemen I am
mr. Chen this bus driver for egg foo
young tours doesn’t just drive obnoxious
tourists through Chinatown for a living
he also happens to be a pretty powerful
magician and practitioner of ancient
magic and this time they are not alone
action is with them little bastard
sorcerer has brought them through the
book the dead trees action he also
happens to be named egg egg Shen bus
driver while his name is an awesomely
creative tie-in to his formal occupation
it also makes his formidable black magic
that much more unsuspecting I’ll stick
with these you coming with us egg boy
Jack it’s my destiny besides if I don’t
you’ll never make it out alive because
honestly who’d ever be able to say that
he or she was defeated by an egg and a
trucker in a magic battle to the death
lopen that’s probably who but that’s it
never could beat me
yeah number nine hook me and hook you
Austin Powers in Goldmember your name is
fuck me oh stereotypes in this third
installment of the Austin Powers
franchise we’re treated to some extreme
satire on the japanese schoolgirl
temptress trope but times to look at me
Oh your name is spook me Austin Powers
has just been knighted at Buckingham
Palace so he returns to a party in
progress and runs into a set of gorgeous
twins with some rather naughty names
clearly there isn’t much left open for
interpretation once the ladies introduce
themselves to Austin and as the trio
heads towards the bed we already know
what the fook is about to happen we get
you top secret at the message number 8
dieter von cunt macGruber
Wow I didn’t expect that thanks for
grouping this movie spin-off of the
Saturday Night Live sketch sees Will
Forte start as macGruber a comically
less talented version of the character
MacGyver it’s time to go pound some cunt
back in the film macGruber has been
recruited to track down and stop a bad
guy from getting his hands on some
nuclear weapons after I disarm this nuke
I’m gonna cut off your dick and shove it
in my mouth you’re like a broken record
it just so happens that the dude they’re
after also killed macGruber zwipes some
years before so he’s pretty much a super
jerk no wait that didn’t happen to me
because I’m not a retard who blows up
his own dudes cute cut which is probably
why the writers gave him such an
interesting name a name that certainly
does not accidentally sound like a
vulgar word for a part of the female
anatomy right
time to go pouncing tab number seven
deuce Bigalow male gigolo when all else
fails a name that rhymes is always good
for a laugh such as the case in this
late 90s comedy starring Rob Schneider
because that’s who I really am
this whole jiggle whole thing was just a
mistake as the titular deuce Bigalow he
plays a fish cleaner who accidentally
destroys an expensive fish tank and has
to find a way to pay for the damage he’s
caused
naturally he decides to turn to the
world’s oldest profession to make a
quick buck we enjoy the fact that his
name rhymes with his newfound occupation
but we also think that it makes for some
really inventive business cards I’m
deuce Bigalow I’m a jig all for America
number six
pop schmear The Naked Gun from the files
of police squad but mr. pahpshmir is
here joining in this slapstick comedy
Leslie Nielsen plays lieutenant Frank
Drebin a police squad member trying to
thwart an assassination attempt on Queen
Elizabeth the second thank you your
honor
protecting the safety of the crane is a
task that’s gladly accepted by police
well of course this wouldn’t be a police
squad film without an abundance of
pratfalls and visual gags but one of the
funniest elements of the film is the
name of the main villain pap smear tell
me mr. posh mayor have you ever seen
sensory induced hypnosis he goes by one
name only and that name sounds a lot
like a particularly uncomfortable
physical exam the character himself is
fairly unpleasant so at least the theme
is consistent I must kill touch fear
will that be with cream and sugar sir
mr. push me number five alotta fagina
Austin Powers international man of
mystery
my name is number two this is my Italian
confidential secretary her name is Ilana
a lot of which are between basil
exposition number two and fat bastard
this spy spoof franchise has no shortage
of silly names but miss vagina from the
first installment exceeds all
expectations
an obvious parody of the infamous Bond
girl Pussy Galore alotta fagina is every
bit the Vixen but without the equally
hot counterpart how dare you break wind
before me I’m sorry baby I didn’t know
is your turn
Austin Powers first encounters the
aggressively sultry seductress at the
blackjack table where her introduction
causes him to do a double-take
I’m sorry I’m just not getting it sound
like you said your name was a lot of
nevermind
she then later uses her feminine wiles
to secure information from Austin during
a dip in the hot tub only as a pagina
can show you everything you need to know
number four Biggus Dickus
Monty Python’s Life of Brian this one’s
pretty obvious the seventies British
satire tells the story of a man named
Brian who having been born next door to
Jesus on the same day is mistaken for
the Messiah and rapidly gains a
following as a miracle worker through a
series of misunderstandings and minor
coincidences in a famous scene from Life
of Brian the titular hero has been
captured and taken before Pilate
but during questioning there’s a bit of
confusion regarding a certain character
and his unfortunate name what about you
do you find it
who is evil
when I say Lucas and things aren’t made
any easier during the discussion around
Biggus Dickus and his wife considering
pilots got a speech impediment
you know what she’s cool incontinent ear
incontinent your buttocks number three
McLovin
super bad I am lovin no you’re not no
one’s McLovin McLovin ‘he’s never
existed cuz that’s a made-up dumb fairy
tale menu when you’re a teen boy trying
to secure a fake ID in order to score
some booze it’s usually best to play it
safe when it comes to choosing the name
on the card
wait you change your name to McLovin
McLovin what kind of a stupid name is
that Fogle what are you trying to be an
Irish R&B singer at least that would be
the sensible thing to do but in this
hilarious comedy starring Jonah Hill and
Michael Cera that’s the exact opposite
of what happens they play to teenagers
trying to buy alcohol for a party when
they’re French Fogle comes through with
a fake ID that they hope will get them
all one step closer except that the name
he chooses to call himself on the ID is
McLovin so it’s just McLovin yeah yeah
which sounds less like a legal adult and
more like a Valentine’s Day fast food
combo it’s awesome yeah I told you the
idea would work I fooled those Cubs
I’m loving but I am McLovin
number two Dirk Diggler Boogie Nights
Dirk Diggler
I think I think heaven has sent you here
Dirk Diggler well most of us would
probably use the name of our first pet
and the street we grew up on to figure
out our four names when you’re
remarkably well endowed some names just
come naturally in this drama Mark
Wahlberg plays a nightclub dishwasher
who quickly rises to fame in the 70s
porno scene that’s thanks in large part
to his anatomical gifts but also because
he’s managed to choose the most
comically perfect porn name ever yeah I
was born ready Nick let’s go man
it’s almost crass but not really and has
a certain essence of porn but in an
everyday sort of way
you turn Taylor before we unveil our top
pick here are some honorable mentions
are we going to Steve Stifler’s party
afterwards because that would be so cool
alright okay we fly J Griffin yourself
it’s all a dream just a very intense
dream
this is mr. round my name is Indiana
Jones anything else about mr. candy I
should know before I meet him yes he is
a bit of a Francophile what civilized
people aren’t and he prefers Monsieur
Candie to mr. candy she’s just like
you’d prefer he doesn’t speak French
don’t speak French to him it’ll
embarrass you that’s barf number one
Gaylord Focker meet the parents
Junaid Gaylord Focker yes I know yes
there is nothing inherently wrong with
the name Gaylord and even the last name
Fokker might simply raise an eyebrow or
two in passing Gaylord M Focker
yeah but together the name Gaylord
Focker seems like a cool lifelong joke
by some rather vicious parents I mean
they’d have to be right to name this son
Gaylord Focker in this comedy hit Ben
Stiller stars as Greg Focker a man who’s
enduring an extraordinarily awkward
visit with his girlfriend’s family
don’t push it fucker with all the
misfortune that befall x’ greg during
its visit it’s safe to say that his
ridiculous name is the least of his
worries but for us it’s the icing on a
rather hilarious cake how we pronounce
it
oh just like it’s spelled F o cker hmm
fucker
hmm do you agree with our list what do
you think has the funniest movie
character named for more entertaining
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com
oh you
my name is Pussy Galore I must be
dreaming
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