they’re abnormal unusual and wildly
entertaining welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 funniest movie creatures
okay it’s great to be here in your room
where are you from for this list we’re
highlighting cinematic creations that
make us laugh through their physical
appearance and/or comedic dialogue it’s
all about the pledge thing I’m saying
some are individual beings while others
are part of their own unique band of
outsiders but all are decidedly not
human
number 10 Paul Paul
put the phone down we live in a more
accepting world nowadays but even so
nobody seems to appreciate a crude alien
being with an enormous set of space
balls
I’ll except for a couple of sci-fi 11
blokes who find themselves on a road
trip with an intergalactic figure from a
couple of towns away yes but it’s not
like I set my phaser to faint scruffa
voiced by Seth Rogen Paul connects with
the Brits during a trip to comic-con and
his inhibitions proved to be the most
unique thing about him would you do that
not gonna eat a dead bird am i aside
from his giant alien head and testicles
of course he’s got it rude curses a lot
and a couple times I’ve seen him
scratches space fan Falls he’s the et
version of Matthew McConaughey someone
in touch with the universe and
comfortable in nothing but a pair of
shorts oh and he can talk a little trash
as well the world is 4,000 years old and
can only be the product of intelligent
design
oh that’s horseshit number 9 the
Martians Mars Attacks
stemming from the mind of Tim Burke
these aliens are physically challenged
in the looks department but damn it
that’s what makes them so incredibly
hysterical one Martian friend is a
carbon-based life-form – he breathes
nitrogen and three the large cerebrum
here indicates telepathic potential sure
their prominent brains are visible in
plain sight that doesn’t mean they’re
able to grasp the concept of a hippie
unleashing a dove these guys and gals
came to earth prepared and they
certainly take great pleasure in
cultural chaos but nothing could have
prepared them for the music of Slim
Whitman despite all the violence the
flamboyant little Martians are
entertainers of the highest order
largely due to their creepy bug eyes and
passive-aggressive behavior
number eight Mike Wazowski Monsters Inc
and it looks like it’s gonna be a
perfect day to maybe hey just lie in bed
sleep in or simply work out that slab
that’s hanging over the bed
he’s rollable gullible and noble in his
ways well at least for a monster that
pays his bills by scaring children but
like his pal Sulley Mike Wazowski is
just trying to get by in Monstropolis
come on fight that plaque fight that Fox
scary monsters don’t have plaque and
though he’s not always the most
proficient worker around he’s an
entertainer at heart but I love sports
dodgeball was the best oh yeah I was the
fastest one out there of course I was
the ball but they was the ball and has
no problem maintaining eye contact in
the wrong lighting Mike could be
mistaken for some type of freakish
goblin which does in fact come in handy
but once he gets talking to him you’ll
find that he’s well-versed in the art of
conversation in that case let’s keep it
I always wanted a pet vet to tell me
he’s a popular creature in the Pixar
universe but it was back at monsters
University where he developed his scare
tactics and inspired fellow monsters
with his gift for gab say hooray I can’t
believe it I’m officially a college
number seven Ted Ted the buddies for
life right Johnny can rise here’s a tiny
furball that’s not quite your average
teddy bear but not yet an official
person according to the law that is oh
my god teddy look at this if is if we
want to have a baby you’re gonna have to
prove you’re a parson in a court of law
this is a nightmare then again how many
pieces of property can light up a bong
and get completely blazed sure Ted may
have been dealt a tough hand you know
being the world’s only talking stuffed
animal and all I am a former celebrity
in a minimum-wage job this is this is
how the cast at Diff’rent Strokes feels
but somehow he live-ins up each day with
his lust for life including hard alcohol
and sex stick your finger in the loop on
my tag
he’ll tell it t is straight while
simultaneously warming your heart with
his contrived teddy bear smile Mori was
right about you
you cannot take responsibility for
anything that goes on in your life oh
and you can I don’t have to I’m a
Content Abed he may not be appreciated
by all and he was part of a conspiracy
to jerk off Tom Brady and Ted too but at
the end of the day he just wants to be
recognized for what he is a boss tonight
with a unique backstory this is how
everybody sang in the 90s I’m such a
baby the Dolphins Big Bear we’re number
six Rocket Raccoon guardians of the
galaxy oh yeah much like Ted this
creature has no kin to communicate with
in fact there’s nobody like him at all
as a crucial part of the Guardians Team
Rocket speaks with authority and carries
a big stick and by that we mean he
carries a monster machine gun
the brilliance of his comedy emerges
through his emotional backstory why
didn’t have to get made I didn’t have to
be torn apart and put back together all
where I overturn it at some some little
monster and when it hits the fan he
maintained his focus typically
complemented by a well-placed zinger now
I’m standing y’all happy we’re all
standing up now bunch of jackasses
standing in a circle rocket is short in
stature and a snarly little beast but to
know him is to love him as this
genetically enhanced creature wears his
heart on his sleeve even if he’s not
always aware of it oh I was just kidding
about the leg I just need these two
things what though I thought it’d be
funny wasn’t buddy oh wait what did he
look like hopping around I had to
transfer him 30,000 units number five
the gremlins gremlins did you feed them
after midnight well I gave them some
chicken how does this transform into
this simple water food and sunlight
usually that jar nothing just water okay
maybe it wasn’t the best idea for rent
Peltzer to bring home a Mogwai look at
him what could go wrong well everything
but fortunately for moviegoers the
nasty-looking gremlins liked to dress
themselves up giggle it pretty much
everything and even go to the movies
of course they kill everything in sight
as well led by the maniacal stripe but
they damn sure wreak havoc in style
gizmo has plenty of comedic moments
himself but it’s the absurdity and
lunacy of the slimy gremlins that make
the film such a joy to watch
much like the Crites from the 1986 film
critters
number four dory Finding Nemo hi I’m
dory everybody loves a talking regal
blue tang but for Marlin Dori short-term
memory is a bit distressing as they
search for the long-lost Nemo I’m so
sorry
see I suffer from short-term memory loss
short-term memory loss she’s not quite
as depressing in comparison to other sea
creatures though that is unless you
consider her singing and this only makes
her unique quirks even more lovable Oh
loved to swim in touring when you were
sure
Dory might have a few screws loose
through no fault of her own and while
she may not ever shut her big Yap ur
life is always better when Dory’s around
he Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
oh I remembered what it said I usually
forget things but I remembered it that
time she’s a performer of the sea and a
loyal companion to anyone lucky enough
to travel with her but it doesn’t matter
cuz no fish in the entire ocean is gonna
help me well I’m helping you number
three the minions the despicable Me
franchise
Kevin Stuart and Bob are three miniscule
masters of the minionese language yeah
yeah they’ve been around since the dawn
of time which means they are well versed
in comedic timing and well equipped to
deal with any type of pressure
well maybe not and yes they are prone to
depression but these fruit loving
creatures find humor in the unlikeliest
of situations and of course they’re also
tons of fun to watch listen up please
after experiencing the minions you’ll
want to be friends with the minions but
you might also have to learn their
native language number two Timon and
Pumbaa The Lion King
one of them has no meaning at all well
at least in the Swahili language while
the other means foolish very nice thanks
can you guess which is which played by
Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella Timon and
Pumbaa have a special relationship as
they live life based on their Hakuna
Matata motto
Pumbaa has the capacity to clear out an
entire forest with just one nasty fart
my friends never stood while Timon has
the intellectual acumen to keep
everybody around despite the devastating
gasps yeah it’s how a Pato what’s the
motto nothing what’s a model with you
together they make life easier for Simba
and their best moments come through song
as the warthog and meerkat survived the
fog of war and flatulence with a
positive outlook on life whoa whoa time
out let me get this straight
you know her she knows you but she wants
to eat him and everybody’s okay with
this did I miss something
before we unveil our number-one pick
here are some honorable mentions I did
it get this tin can turned around
and I can’t wait to see what my buddies
all think me just imagine how much
cooler I’ll tell monkey Derek you are a
selfish jerk and guess what I’ve met
someone else
she’s lime green she has 14 little
chunks of pineapple inside of her and
she is everything I deserve in life and
now for one dishonorable mention I
static the ability to speak does not
make you intelligent now get out of here
no more missus Ted musical chatter
Pink’s misses your humble servant that
won’t be necessary
number one donkey the Shrek franchise
man right here my nose just like the
time then I ate some rotten berries man
had some strong gases eking out of my
butt that day when an old hag tries to
sell this creature off he develops wings
and flies away until he drops you might
have seen a house fly maybe even a super
fly but I bet you ain’t never seen a
dumb kid back fortunately the
fast-talking donkey joined up with Shrek
for an experience that would bring him
love friendship and plenty of witty
banter but you gotta stop singing well
it’s no wonder you don’t have any
friends Wow
only a true friend would be that truly
ants played by the legendary eddie
murphy who also voiced the comedic moo
shu in the 1998 disney film lost
donkey just gives it to you raw dragon
can attest to that
magnetism and he transcended the concept
of an animated character through his
deeply animated personality we can stay
up late swapping manless stars in the
morning I’m making waffles he’s one bad
dude in the most beautiful way and
donkey don’t take no mess just like the
titular character Shrek I’m an ogre you
know have your torch and pitchforks do
you agree with our list it’s just awful
it’s unwatchable what’s your favorite
funny movie creature my name is Doug I
have just met you and I love you for
more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
entertaining welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 funniest movie creatures
okay it’s great to be here in your room
where are you from for this list we’re
highlighting cinematic creations that
make us laugh through their physical
appearance and/or comedic dialogue it’s
all about the pledge thing I’m saying
some are individual beings while others
are part of their own unique band of
outsiders but all are decidedly not
human
number 10 Paul Paul
put the phone down we live in a more
accepting world nowadays but even so
nobody seems to appreciate a crude alien
being with an enormous set of space
balls
I’ll except for a couple of sci-fi 11
blokes who find themselves on a road
trip with an intergalactic figure from a
couple of towns away yes but it’s not
like I set my phaser to faint scruffa
voiced by Seth Rogen Paul connects with
the Brits during a trip to comic-con and
his inhibitions proved to be the most
unique thing about him would you do that
not gonna eat a dead bird am i aside
from his giant alien head and testicles
of course he’s got it rude curses a lot
and a couple times I’ve seen him
scratches space fan Falls he’s the et
version of Matthew McConaughey someone
in touch with the universe and
comfortable in nothing but a pair of
shorts oh and he can talk a little trash
as well the world is 4,000 years old and
can only be the product of intelligent
design
oh that’s horseshit number 9 the
Martians Mars Attacks
stemming from the mind of Tim Burke
these aliens are physically challenged
in the looks department but damn it
that’s what makes them so incredibly
hysterical one Martian friend is a
carbon-based life-form – he breathes
nitrogen and three the large cerebrum
here indicates telepathic potential sure
their prominent brains are visible in
plain sight that doesn’t mean they’re
able to grasp the concept of a hippie
unleashing a dove these guys and gals
came to earth prepared and they
certainly take great pleasure in
cultural chaos but nothing could have
prepared them for the music of Slim
Whitman despite all the violence the
flamboyant little Martians are
entertainers of the highest order
largely due to their creepy bug eyes and
passive-aggressive behavior
number eight Mike Wazowski Monsters Inc
and it looks like it’s gonna be a
perfect day to maybe hey just lie in bed
sleep in or simply work out that slab
that’s hanging over the bed
he’s rollable gullible and noble in his
ways well at least for a monster that
pays his bills by scaring children but
like his pal Sulley Mike Wazowski is
just trying to get by in Monstropolis
come on fight that plaque fight that Fox
scary monsters don’t have plaque and
though he’s not always the most
proficient worker around he’s an
entertainer at heart but I love sports
dodgeball was the best oh yeah I was the
fastest one out there of course I was
the ball but they was the ball and has
no problem maintaining eye contact in
the wrong lighting Mike could be
mistaken for some type of freakish
goblin which does in fact come in handy
but once he gets talking to him you’ll
find that he’s well-versed in the art of
conversation in that case let’s keep it
I always wanted a pet vet to tell me
he’s a popular creature in the Pixar
universe but it was back at monsters
University where he developed his scare
tactics and inspired fellow monsters
with his gift for gab say hooray I can’t
believe it I’m officially a college
number seven Ted Ted the buddies for
life right Johnny can rise here’s a tiny
furball that’s not quite your average
teddy bear but not yet an official
person according to the law that is oh
my god teddy look at this if is if we
want to have a baby you’re gonna have to
prove you’re a parson in a court of law
this is a nightmare then again how many
pieces of property can light up a bong
and get completely blazed sure Ted may
have been dealt a tough hand you know
being the world’s only talking stuffed
animal and all I am a former celebrity
in a minimum-wage job this is this is
how the cast at Diff’rent Strokes feels
but somehow he live-ins up each day with
his lust for life including hard alcohol
and sex stick your finger in the loop on
my tag
he’ll tell it t is straight while
simultaneously warming your heart with
his contrived teddy bear smile Mori was
right about you
you cannot take responsibility for
anything that goes on in your life oh
and you can I don’t have to I’m a
Content Abed he may not be appreciated
by all and he was part of a conspiracy
to jerk off Tom Brady and Ted too but at
the end of the day he just wants to be
recognized for what he is a boss tonight
with a unique backstory this is how
everybody sang in the 90s I’m such a
baby the Dolphins Big Bear we’re number
six Rocket Raccoon guardians of the
galaxy oh yeah much like Ted this
creature has no kin to communicate with
in fact there’s nobody like him at all
as a crucial part of the Guardians Team
Rocket speaks with authority and carries
a big stick and by that we mean he
carries a monster machine gun
the brilliance of his comedy emerges
through his emotional backstory why
didn’t have to get made I didn’t have to
be torn apart and put back together all
where I overturn it at some some little
monster and when it hits the fan he
maintained his focus typically
complemented by a well-placed zinger now
I’m standing y’all happy we’re all
standing up now bunch of jackasses
standing in a circle rocket is short in
stature and a snarly little beast but to
know him is to love him as this
genetically enhanced creature wears his
heart on his sleeve even if he’s not
always aware of it oh I was just kidding
about the leg I just need these two
things what though I thought it’d be
funny wasn’t buddy oh wait what did he
look like hopping around I had to
transfer him 30,000 units number five
the gremlins gremlins did you feed them
after midnight well I gave them some
chicken how does this transform into
this simple water food and sunlight
usually that jar nothing just water okay
maybe it wasn’t the best idea for rent
Peltzer to bring home a Mogwai look at
him what could go wrong well everything
but fortunately for moviegoers the
nasty-looking gremlins liked to dress
themselves up giggle it pretty much
everything and even go to the movies
of course they kill everything in sight
as well led by the maniacal stripe but
they damn sure wreak havoc in style
gizmo has plenty of comedic moments
himself but it’s the absurdity and
lunacy of the slimy gremlins that make
the film such a joy to watch
much like the Crites from the 1986 film
critters
number four dory Finding Nemo hi I’m
dory everybody loves a talking regal
blue tang but for Marlin Dori short-term
memory is a bit distressing as they
search for the long-lost Nemo I’m so
sorry
see I suffer from short-term memory loss
short-term memory loss she’s not quite
as depressing in comparison to other sea
creatures though that is unless you
consider her singing and this only makes
her unique quirks even more lovable Oh
loved to swim in touring when you were
sure
Dory might have a few screws loose
through no fault of her own and while
she may not ever shut her big Yap ur
life is always better when Dory’s around
he Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
oh I remembered what it said I usually
forget things but I remembered it that
time she’s a performer of the sea and a
loyal companion to anyone lucky enough
to travel with her but it doesn’t matter
cuz no fish in the entire ocean is gonna
help me well I’m helping you number
three the minions the despicable Me
franchise
Kevin Stuart and Bob are three miniscule
masters of the minionese language yeah
yeah they’ve been around since the dawn
of time which means they are well versed
in comedic timing and well equipped to
deal with any type of pressure
well maybe not and yes they are prone to
depression but these fruit loving
creatures find humor in the unlikeliest
of situations and of course they’re also
tons of fun to watch listen up please
after experiencing the minions you’ll
want to be friends with the minions but
you might also have to learn their
native language number two Timon and
Pumbaa The Lion King
one of them has no meaning at all well
at least in the Swahili language while
the other means foolish very nice thanks
can you guess which is which played by
Nathan Lane and Ernie Sabella Timon and
Pumbaa have a special relationship as
they live life based on their Hakuna
Matata motto
Pumbaa has the capacity to clear out an
entire forest with just one nasty fart
my friends never stood while Timon has
the intellectual acumen to keep
everybody around despite the devastating
gasps yeah it’s how a Pato what’s the
motto nothing what’s a model with you
together they make life easier for Simba
and their best moments come through song
as the warthog and meerkat survived the
fog of war and flatulence with a
positive outlook on life whoa whoa time
out let me get this straight
you know her she knows you but she wants
to eat him and everybody’s okay with
this did I miss something
before we unveil our number-one pick
here are some honorable mentions I did
it get this tin can turned around
and I can’t wait to see what my buddies
all think me just imagine how much
cooler I’ll tell monkey Derek you are a
selfish jerk and guess what I’ve met
someone else
she’s lime green she has 14 little
chunks of pineapple inside of her and
she is everything I deserve in life and
now for one dishonorable mention I
static the ability to speak does not
make you intelligent now get out of here
no more missus Ted musical chatter
Pink’s misses your humble servant that
won’t be necessary
number one donkey the Shrek franchise
man right here my nose just like the
time then I ate some rotten berries man
had some strong gases eking out of my
butt that day when an old hag tries to
sell this creature off he develops wings
and flies away until he drops you might
have seen a house fly maybe even a super
fly but I bet you ain’t never seen a
dumb kid back fortunately the
fast-talking donkey joined up with Shrek
for an experience that would bring him
love friendship and plenty of witty
banter but you gotta stop singing well
it’s no wonder you don’t have any
friends Wow
only a true friend would be that truly
ants played by the legendary eddie
murphy who also voiced the comedic moo
shu in the 1998 disney film lost
donkey just gives it to you raw dragon
can attest to that
magnetism and he transcended the concept
of an animated character through his
deeply animated personality we can stay
up late swapping manless stars in the
morning I’m making waffles he’s one bad
dude in the most beautiful way and
donkey don’t take no mess just like the
titular character Shrek I’m an ogre you
know have your torch and pitchforks do
you agree with our list it’s just awful
it’s unwatchable what’s your favorite
funny movie creature my name is Doug I
have just met you and I love you for
more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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