they’re the drugs from the small screen
that we either wish were real or are
really glad don’t exist
are you tired run down listless do
provide a party welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten fictional drugs from TV
my drug is still alive in the systems of
the now sober members of snakes and
battles for this list we’ll be taking
into account the medicines narcotics and
other compounds that are the most
inventive interesting iconic or
important to the shows in question let’s
begin he’s coding give me a box of
kenya’s stack number 10 Ritter all It’s
Always Sunny in Philadelphia I can’t
stop grinding my teeth I don’t know how
he’s kids studying on this goddamn
riddle I don’t know either and I don’t
give a shit let’s start with a substance
a little close to reality Ritter all you
got any Luz Luz I don’t think they make
those anymore we got rid of all we’re
all yeah an apparent combination of
Ritalin and Adderall
it’s the go-to upper for the frat
members of Dennis’s old fraternity as
the gang at Paddy’s Pub discovers oh oh
that’s tasty style although the whole
group is no stranger to many forms of
substance abuse its Dennis and Frank who
partake in the snorting of Ritter all
while they attempt to recruit some help
for the flipadelphia competition at the
frat take a look at how lucious Jones
okay after being tased the pair then
takes Ritter all fueled revenge on the
frat boys culminating with a message
left in flaming letters on the lawn I’ve
created a masterpiece
Wow
number nine no molest all the Venture
Brothers at a mansion and then the Orsay
posing it’ll she be answering my car
lansing when the only man willing to be
a bodyguard to you and your two sons is
your former archenemy and a pedophile
who is allegedly molested said boys by
the way then the answer to your problems
is no molest all sergeant hatreds drug
of choice was developed by his former
employers at the office of Secret
Intelligence to allow the profoundly
disturbed man to perform his job
protecting the venture family by keeping
his urges in check you’re not allowed to
are just for now who’s Archie I’m trying
to watch a movie the withdrawal symptoms
can be pretty severe though including
sweats dark thoughts growing large
breasts and the desire to drink men’s
fragrance products I’m drinking I don’t
know it is awfully I think it’s axe
Cologne
maybe the CVS equivalent I don’t know it
number eight Hydra Mel Doctor Who the
only power he has it in the control of
the Hydra mode without that we’re all
dead be careful
although Hydra Mel is the French name
for Meade the one featured in the
hooniverse is far from honey water
this phosphorescent compound staves off
the effects of Lazarus disease which is
similar to leprosy he’s delirious he
needs Hydra Mel that isn’t any to spare
but he’s dying
so why detain him the sufferers are
transported to the terminus Space
Station where Hydra Mel is supplied to
the enslaved workforce that runs it even
if we were it’s not possible without
Hydra Mel it’s the company who control
that but if you had an endless supply of
it you’d be free of their control
wouldn’t you these guards are called
the venire and the Hydra Mel they’re
given helps them to stay healthy if they
stop taking it however they risk
becoming lasers themselves and that is
obviously not the most
ideal situation short-term memories are
always the first to go look I’ll get
some high drama there’s a case of it
through there Iraq won’t release any who
said I was gonna ask him number seven
the luck virus red dwarf luck virus
sexual magnetism you’d think with all
the viruses out there there’d be a
couple that could affect people
positively right and as dr hildegarde
lanstrom and the boys from red dwarf
discover there are and they can be
packaged in liquid form luke is a virus
a positive virus which most humans
contract at some point in their lives
for very short periods and here it is
Lady Luck in liquid form want to try
some what among them is the luck virus
which people apparently contract for
small periods throughout their lives in
concentrated form luck can make the
implausible and unlikely come true like
picking cards out of a deck or typing
out the right combination on a keypad at
random even so this is a minut dose and
only lasts for about three minutes now I
want you to pick out all the aces from
this pack of cards luck also acts as a
counter agent to another positive virus
sexual magnetism tiny swing it to see if
it works well bottoms up
then bottoms down and hopefully bottoms
up again number six NZT 48 limitless a
jumpstart
okay what did I have to lose here we go
sometimes you need a double dosage of a
drug NZT 48 made our top fictional movie
drugs list as well but since it’s so
integral to the show which is based on
the movie that was based on a book
anyway we’re going to expound the merits
and the costs of the brain power
boosting pill once more all you need to
remember is that every so often you take
one of these shots you can have as much
NZT as you want with no side effects the
show centers on Brian Finch whose
introduction to the smart drug leads him
into a job with the FBI and a connection
to Bradley Cooper’s character from the
film Eddie Morra who’s now a shady
senator the body craves it faster and
faster yeah you think it’s bad now it’s
only gonna get worse you actually might
remember this moment as the last time
you felt vaguely human although Morris
applies Brian with a drug that counters
ng T’s harmful side effects Ryan’s work
and his acquaintance with the senator
bring their own risks but I know the
research is in there I just gotta get
back inside and find the records are you
sure you sound strange
fine number five bloody I also known as
redeye
cowboy bebop premium redeye you’re a
buyer you know the score check it out is
that real bloody eye a designer steroid
like drug created by the interplanetary
crime Network simply called The
Syndicate bloody eye is appropriately
administered through I spray tinting the
users eyes red and giving a crimson
tinge to their vision yeah keep those
eyes open
like most steroids it enhances physical
strength
in addition red eye heightens awareness
to the point where everything seems to
move slower than it really does allowing
for quicker reactions
it doesn’t help if the user can’t see
their opponents flows coming however red
eyes side effects may also include
increased aggression and difficulty
breathing likely because of the demand
it puts on the body looking for this do
you know how much you’re worth what
number four focus in The Simpsons
I’m afraid I’ll have to expel your son
huh unless you’re willing to try a
radical untested potentially dangerous
candy bar no it’s a new drug called
focus in a series as satiric as The
Simpsons is bound to invent a few drugs
for its purposes both legal and
otherwise whether it’s the fictitious
Flintstones chewable morphine or the
memory altering repress it all remember
your first day at school not as long as
I keep taking these our pick focusin is
recommended by Principal Skinner to
treat a DD when Bart’s antics go too far
Marge guilt trips her son into trying it
a drug I know bar can be rambunctious
but he’s not some hyperactive monster
well it seems to work fine initially
Bart soon becomes paranoid believing
that satellites owned by Major League
Baseball are spying on him they have it
now and Rene exactly who else Major
League Baseball March
I think Bart’s going crazy however since
MLB satellites really are monitoring
everyone the drugs actual merits are
debatable it’s clearly not for everyone
though as evidenced by homers extremely
twitchy reaction yelling bleep hey hey
hey oh my god Oh
number three chemical X the Powerpuff
Girls one professor utonium accidentally
added in
extra ingredient to the concoction– can
I go and besides sugar spice and
everything nice Chemical X is what makes
the Powerpuff Girls so well powerful ah
what’s your name
a sort of catch-all mutagen the black
opaque liquid is a recurring plot device
often giving rise to villains of the
week as well as some of the trio’s most
ardent foes such as Mojo Jojo do you
really think I would harm my own father
who received his increased intellect and
green skin in the same accident that
created the adorable titular superheroes
I wasn’t born a supervillain chimp with
an oversized brain you know evil
geniuses are made not born
and it was professor utonium who made me
what I am today you’d think that with
all the mayhem it’s caused professor
utonium would keep it under better guard
girls girls where are you you are right
we should try and stop mojo and I know I
lift up an antidote to Chemical X it’ll
do away with his powers girls girls
number two vitae meat of Benjamin I Love
Lucy it’s okay hey Co in what may be one
of the most well known episodes of I
Love Lucy Lucy manages to finagle her
way into appearing as a spokeswoman for
a TV commercial he said to tell you that
he’s very sorry but they’ve already
hired another girl to do the commercial
and they won’t be needing you after all
goodbye
the ad is for vitae meat of Benjamin a
health tonic containing vitamins
minerals meat and vegetables everything
a body needs the answer to all your
problems is in this little bottle as
Lucy and the directors soon discover
however it also contains 23 percent
alcohol vitamins meat vegetable and
mineral after sampling it several times
for numerous takes Lucy becomes
progressively sloshed and slurs her way
through the sales pitch memorably
mispronouncing the many syllables
products name so why don’t you join the
thousands of happy peppy people and get
a great big bottle of Miami
before we reveal our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions who
supplies you with vertigo tell me now
and you live please kill me
sadly Teemo soul has been discontinued
the sense of wellness it created in
relationships was merely the first sign
of complete pituitary shut
my drug totally awesome sweet Alabama
liquid snake worked on the wrist of
snakes and barrels and left them blank
slates ready to be reprogrammed number
one blue sky Breaking Bad may be blue
but it’s a bomb
you said it Jesse after having to alter
their cooking process everyone’s
favorite meth making duo ends up with
what becomes their signature product
blue sky tight tight tight yeah ah blue
yellow big whatever man just keep
bringing me that behind the scenes the
blue coloring was designed by the
writers to make sure Walt and Jesse’s
meth was distinctive but in reality blue
meth while possible is unlikely to be as
chemically pure as theirs is purported
to be yeah exactly the blue stuff you
had it – yeah bro I wish I never even
heard of it
it’s like lighting my whole head on fire
yeah stuff will burn you down then again
the big blue blue magic and Frings blue
as it’s also known may just be further
testament to the great Heisenberg’s
chemistry skills
do you agree with our list
felicitous Populi commonly known as luck
what’s your favorite fictional TV
pharmaceutical sugar spice and
everything nice form or body chemistry
altering top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
remember
that we either wish were real or are
really glad don’t exist
are you tired run down listless do
provide a party welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten fictional drugs from TV
my drug is still alive in the systems of
the now sober members of snakes and
battles for this list we’ll be taking
into account the medicines narcotics and
other compounds that are the most
inventive interesting iconic or
important to the shows in question let’s
begin he’s coding give me a box of
kenya’s stack number 10 Ritter all It’s
Always Sunny in Philadelphia I can’t
stop grinding my teeth I don’t know how
he’s kids studying on this goddamn
riddle I don’t know either and I don’t
give a shit let’s start with a substance
a little close to reality Ritter all you
got any Luz Luz I don’t think they make
those anymore we got rid of all we’re
all yeah an apparent combination of
Ritalin and Adderall
it’s the go-to upper for the frat
members of Dennis’s old fraternity as
the gang at Paddy’s Pub discovers oh oh
that’s tasty style although the whole
group is no stranger to many forms of
substance abuse its Dennis and Frank who
partake in the snorting of Ritter all
while they attempt to recruit some help
for the flipadelphia competition at the
frat take a look at how lucious Jones
okay after being tased the pair then
takes Ritter all fueled revenge on the
frat boys culminating with a message
left in flaming letters on the lawn I’ve
created a masterpiece
Wow
number nine no molest all the Venture
Brothers at a mansion and then the Orsay
posing it’ll she be answering my car
lansing when the only man willing to be
a bodyguard to you and your two sons is
your former archenemy and a pedophile
who is allegedly molested said boys by
the way then the answer to your problems
is no molest all sergeant hatreds drug
of choice was developed by his former
employers at the office of Secret
Intelligence to allow the profoundly
disturbed man to perform his job
protecting the venture family by keeping
his urges in check you’re not allowed to
are just for now who’s Archie I’m trying
to watch a movie the withdrawal symptoms
can be pretty severe though including
sweats dark thoughts growing large
breasts and the desire to drink men’s
fragrance products I’m drinking I don’t
know it is awfully I think it’s axe
Cologne
maybe the CVS equivalent I don’t know it
number eight Hydra Mel Doctor Who the
only power he has it in the control of
the Hydra mode without that we’re all
dead be careful
although Hydra Mel is the French name
for Meade the one featured in the
hooniverse is far from honey water
this phosphorescent compound staves off
the effects of Lazarus disease which is
similar to leprosy he’s delirious he
needs Hydra Mel that isn’t any to spare
but he’s dying
so why detain him the sufferers are
transported to the terminus Space
Station where Hydra Mel is supplied to
the enslaved workforce that runs it even
if we were it’s not possible without
Hydra Mel it’s the company who control
that but if you had an endless supply of
it you’d be free of their control
wouldn’t you these guards are called
the venire and the Hydra Mel they’re
given helps them to stay healthy if they
stop taking it however they risk
becoming lasers themselves and that is
obviously not the most
ideal situation short-term memories are
always the first to go look I’ll get
some high drama there’s a case of it
through there Iraq won’t release any who
said I was gonna ask him number seven
the luck virus red dwarf luck virus
sexual magnetism you’d think with all
the viruses out there there’d be a
couple that could affect people
positively right and as dr hildegarde
lanstrom and the boys from red dwarf
discover there are and they can be
packaged in liquid form luke is a virus
a positive virus which most humans
contract at some point in their lives
for very short periods and here it is
Lady Luck in liquid form want to try
some what among them is the luck virus
which people apparently contract for
small periods throughout their lives in
concentrated form luck can make the
implausible and unlikely come true like
picking cards out of a deck or typing
out the right combination on a keypad at
random even so this is a minut dose and
only lasts for about three minutes now I
want you to pick out all the aces from
this pack of cards luck also acts as a
counter agent to another positive virus
sexual magnetism tiny swing it to see if
it works well bottoms up
then bottoms down and hopefully bottoms
up again number six NZT 48 limitless a
jumpstart
okay what did I have to lose here we go
sometimes you need a double dosage of a
drug NZT 48 made our top fictional movie
drugs list as well but since it’s so
integral to the show which is based on
the movie that was based on a book
anyway we’re going to expound the merits
and the costs of the brain power
boosting pill once more all you need to
remember is that every so often you take
one of these shots you can have as much
NZT as you want with no side effects the
show centers on Brian Finch whose
introduction to the smart drug leads him
into a job with the FBI and a connection
to Bradley Cooper’s character from the
film Eddie Morra who’s now a shady
senator the body craves it faster and
faster yeah you think it’s bad now it’s
only gonna get worse you actually might
remember this moment as the last time
you felt vaguely human although Morris
applies Brian with a drug that counters
ng T’s harmful side effects Ryan’s work
and his acquaintance with the senator
bring their own risks but I know the
research is in there I just gotta get
back inside and find the records are you
sure you sound strange
fine number five bloody I also known as
redeye
cowboy bebop premium redeye you’re a
buyer you know the score check it out is
that real bloody eye a designer steroid
like drug created by the interplanetary
crime Network simply called The
Syndicate bloody eye is appropriately
administered through I spray tinting the
users eyes red and giving a crimson
tinge to their vision yeah keep those
eyes open
like most steroids it enhances physical
strength
in addition red eye heightens awareness
to the point where everything seems to
move slower than it really does allowing
for quicker reactions
it doesn’t help if the user can’t see
their opponents flows coming however red
eyes side effects may also include
increased aggression and difficulty
breathing likely because of the demand
it puts on the body looking for this do
you know how much you’re worth what
number four focus in The Simpsons
I’m afraid I’ll have to expel your son
huh unless you’re willing to try a
radical untested potentially dangerous
candy bar no it’s a new drug called
focus in a series as satiric as The
Simpsons is bound to invent a few drugs
for its purposes both legal and
otherwise whether it’s the fictitious
Flintstones chewable morphine or the
memory altering repress it all remember
your first day at school not as long as
I keep taking these our pick focusin is
recommended by Principal Skinner to
treat a DD when Bart’s antics go too far
Marge guilt trips her son into trying it
a drug I know bar can be rambunctious
but he’s not some hyperactive monster
well it seems to work fine initially
Bart soon becomes paranoid believing
that satellites owned by Major League
Baseball are spying on him they have it
now and Rene exactly who else Major
League Baseball March
I think Bart’s going crazy however since
MLB satellites really are monitoring
everyone the drugs actual merits are
debatable it’s clearly not for everyone
though as evidenced by homers extremely
twitchy reaction yelling bleep hey hey
hey oh my god Oh
number three chemical X the Powerpuff
Girls one professor utonium accidentally
added in
extra ingredient to the concoction– can
I go and besides sugar spice and
everything nice Chemical X is what makes
the Powerpuff Girls so well powerful ah
what’s your name
a sort of catch-all mutagen the black
opaque liquid is a recurring plot device
often giving rise to villains of the
week as well as some of the trio’s most
ardent foes such as Mojo Jojo do you
really think I would harm my own father
who received his increased intellect and
green skin in the same accident that
created the adorable titular superheroes
I wasn’t born a supervillain chimp with
an oversized brain you know evil
geniuses are made not born
and it was professor utonium who made me
what I am today you’d think that with
all the mayhem it’s caused professor
utonium would keep it under better guard
girls girls where are you you are right
we should try and stop mojo and I know I
lift up an antidote to Chemical X it’ll
do away with his powers girls girls
number two vitae meat of Benjamin I Love
Lucy it’s okay hey Co in what may be one
of the most well known episodes of I
Love Lucy Lucy manages to finagle her
way into appearing as a spokeswoman for
a TV commercial he said to tell you that
he’s very sorry but they’ve already
hired another girl to do the commercial
and they won’t be needing you after all
goodbye
the ad is for vitae meat of Benjamin a
health tonic containing vitamins
minerals meat and vegetables everything
a body needs the answer to all your
problems is in this little bottle as
Lucy and the directors soon discover
however it also contains 23 percent
alcohol vitamins meat vegetable and
mineral after sampling it several times
for numerous takes Lucy becomes
progressively sloshed and slurs her way
through the sales pitch memorably
mispronouncing the many syllables
products name so why don’t you join the
thousands of happy peppy people and get
a great big bottle of Miami
before we reveal our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions who
supplies you with vertigo tell me now
and you live please kill me
sadly Teemo soul has been discontinued
the sense of wellness it created in
relationships was merely the first sign
of complete pituitary shut
my drug totally awesome sweet Alabama
liquid snake worked on the wrist of
snakes and barrels and left them blank
slates ready to be reprogrammed number
one blue sky Breaking Bad may be blue
but it’s a bomb
you said it Jesse after having to alter
their cooking process everyone’s
favorite meth making duo ends up with
what becomes their signature product
blue sky tight tight tight yeah ah blue
yellow big whatever man just keep
bringing me that behind the scenes the
blue coloring was designed by the
writers to make sure Walt and Jesse’s
meth was distinctive but in reality blue
meth while possible is unlikely to be as
chemically pure as theirs is purported
to be yeah exactly the blue stuff you
had it – yeah bro I wish I never even
heard of it
it’s like lighting my whole head on fire
yeah stuff will burn you down then again
the big blue blue magic and Frings blue
as it’s also known may just be further
testament to the great Heisenberg’s
chemistry skills
do you agree with our list
felicitous Populi commonly known as luck
what’s your favorite fictional TV
pharmaceutical sugar spice and
everything nice form or body chemistry
altering top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
remember
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