you probably won’t have much luck
ordering these drinks at your local bar
but that doesn’t mean they aren’t
popular biggest donation gets a 6-pack
of my very own Schrader brow home-brewed
silky perfection smallest donation gets
two six-packs welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 fictional alcoholic
beverages you’d like to get bit just as
fast as possible that’s why I’m proud to
introduce to you I’ll put your mama’s
pure brass nickel for this list while
looking at libations from TV and movies
that we’ve always wanted to try the lady
let’s go to work number 10 buzz beer The
Drew Carey Show how do you taste
anything can picking us up a coffee bean
every sip of beer
hey it’s late I’m trying to stay awake
you know they go pretty well together it
makes the buzz last longer
what do you get when you mix coffee and
beer together coffee flavored beer
that’s perfect coffee and beer I got a
pee just thinking about it if you’re
Drew Carey a business you can run out of
your garage buzz beer was the result of
a brainstorming session between Drew and
his friends and eventually instead of
being a hobby buzz was being sold at the
neighborhood bar the Warsaw tavern here
it is the first batch of buzz beer when
the coffee flavored homebrew proved to
be successful
drew sold the company to his boss but
when he realized buzz beer was more than
just a business to his buddies and was
actually more of a bonding opportunity
he bought it back this means more to us
than anything else in our lives
okay $60 beer the secret ingredient is
friendship number our slogan a beer that
throws up smooth
number nine hot Tucket Patriot ale
family guy sure is hot
and it just got hotter here now let me
do you I’ll tuck it Patriot beer if you
buy it hot women will have sex in your
backyard
the pride of Quahog Rhode Island pot
tuck at patriot is the kind of beer
Peter Griffin and his buddies like to
knock back at the drunken clam we
interrupt for this breaking news after
years of isolation the mysterious and
eccentric brewmeister Pawtucket Pat has
announced that he’s opening his
never-before-seen brewery to a lucky few
this beer was produced by the
chumbawamba’s in a willy wonka style
brewery until the eccentric owner pocket
pat sold the establishment pocket
Patriot ale also became the subject of a
copyright lawsuit filed by another
fictional beer that may appear later on
this list
mirroring real-life accusations that
Family Guy borrowed heavily from The
Simpsons spirit tastes exactly like Duff
it’s just a lousy ripoff hey whoa whoa
it’s not a ripoff of Duff it may have
been inspired by Duff but I like to
think it goes in a different direction
but we all know that’s not true right if
you ask me neither of these beers is
wholly original they’re both pale
imitations of my favorite beer but Rock
oh but rendering a verdict there’s
something I paid a yeah Avenue number 8
white milk
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
prepare to have your minds blown
oh if you want to have the energy to
fight like a crow this beverage is for
you to what fight milk
the first alcoholic dairy based protein
drink for bodyguards made from crow eggs
milk and booze fight milk is marketed as
the first alcoholic dairy based protein
drink five bodyguards in charge seeing a
lucrative opportunity on their hands Mac
and Charlie pitched this drink to a
group of investors by producing a slick
video well what they consider a slick
video anyway you want even more money
let’s put it this way their commercial
doesn’t exactly soar as high as a crow
anyway who wants to invest so what just
got to do without water oh nothing
no we just didn’t want to leave with the
Atwater news because we figured you
wouldn’t stick around and watch the
video we’ll politely pass on the fight
milk but we will take some kitten
mittens if there are any left in stock
kittens you’ll be smitten so come on
down to Paddy’s Pub we’re the home of
the original kitten mittens me number 7
snake juice Parks and Recreation I want
this night to get crazy get me a shot of
snakejuice I hear it has a dope
aftertaste when the Parks and Recreation
gang gets wasted off their asses you can
count on laughing your own ass off are
you okay
I heard yelling dance with me go get me
now two snork juice to build up some
buzz for his new high-end Kahlua style a
cure Tom invites his friends to the
snakehole lounge to try it out my name
is Ron Swanson in general I try never to
speak with people but I have been
drinking this snake juice thing and it’s
damn good you should buy it 140 proof
snake juice is a mix of various alcohols
with sugar and coffee
what is Kahlua style mean I mix about
yeah I’ll call together add some sugar
and coffee and some other junk and it
can taste like cooler I can only drink
warm tap water with cayenne pepper fine
the don’t drink it just get other people
to drink it okay
it gets you pumped up for a fun night of
revelry but it leaves you with a wicked
hangover the next day and maybe one or
two apologies to make I love you no
offense but Bert Macklin died last night
after the 10th shot of snakejuice okay
sorry
number six pan galactic gargle blaster
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy
franchise the best drink in existence is
the panel galactic dongle blaster
[Music]
according to the Hitchhiker’s Guide this
is considered the best drink in the
universe so you know it must be good the
best drink in existence phase the pan
galactic goggle blaster the effect of
which is like having your brains smashed
out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a
large gold ring created by ex-president
of the galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox
the pan galactic gargle Blaster is
fairly complicated to make and includes
ingredients such as old jank spirit
valley and marsh gas and and olive his
name is Zaphod Beeblebrox
and weaseled and more of is wisdom later
this cocktail packs quite a wallop
described and offered Douglas Adams
words as quote the alcoholic equivalent
of a mugging expensive and bad for the
head the guide also tells you on which
planets the best Pam galactic goggle
blasters are mixed how much you can
expect to pay for one and what voluntary
organizations exist to help you
rehabilitate thus it’s advised not to
have more than two at a time the man who
invented this mind pummeling drink also
invented the wisest remark ever made
which was this never drink more than two
can galactic gargle blasters unless you
are a 30-ton mega elephant with
bronchopneumonia
number five Heisler beer various
featured in everything from crime dramas
to teen comedies to sitcoms this golden
ale quietly sits in the background of
some of your favorite TV shows and
movies hey I’ll just get a beer please
thank you concerned about this frat boy
over here there’s only so many beers on
the flight however you likely never even
noticed it nature’s nectar wake up use a
generic stage prop created by
independent studio services Heisler beer
has been a staple of parties bars and
restaurants big boys wake up just kind
of turned on the east scene there huh
huh whether characters are playing cards
or casually hanging out at home you can
often find bottles and cans of Heisler
scattered across the table if only we
could find some of our own some people
might think it is so drunk you
accidentally marry a woman that’s six
months pregnant is a good reason to stop
drinking personally I think it’s a good
reason to keep drinking number four
Samuel Jackson beer Chappelle’s Show
I’ll have a scotch on the rocks I’ll
have a Samuel Adams Samuel Jackson
mm-hmm bitch this beer originates from a
classic Dave Chappelle sketch which
parodies an old Samuel Adams commercial
you stop yelling at me please no okay
stop yelling cuz that’s all act all
personally crafted by samuel l.jackson
portrayed here by Chappelle with all the
f-bombs you’d expect the drink is as raw
and intense as the characters he plays
in film customers who order Samuel
Jackson beer must prepare for a wild
night of binge drinking or else the
actor will berate them how’s it Oh
actually maybe Samuel Jackson isn’t
always a good decision it’ll get you
drunk he’ll be back girls and no dance
you might even fight to relax dude it’s
just beer number three
Romulan ale the Star Trek franchise come
on that when this is over I owe you a
drink
there are many alcoholic drinks in the
Star Trek universe that we could have
gone with including Klingon blood wine
and synthehol let’s talk more synthehol
but we chose instead to go with Romulan
ale whatever stuff that Romulan hmm
despite the fact that it’s illegal
because of a trade embargo enacted by
the Federation several crew members of
the Starship Enterprise have sampled the
blue beverage from time to time Romulan
ale boomed you know this is illegal I
only use it for medicinal purposes dr.
McCoy uses the ale medicinally and
Captain Kirk once served it at a
diplomatic function
I thought Romulan ale was illegal though
he later regretted that decision note to
the galley Romulan ale no longer to be
served at diplomatic functions number
two butter beer the Harry Potter
franchise has a bottle bay with the
thread of Lord Voldemort hanging over
their heads Harry Potter and his chums
can take the edge off with a nice mug of
butter beer something to drink
three bus bases and ginger in our case
this drink flavored much like
butterscotch is served at the Three
Broomsticks the leaky cauldron and the
hogshead where it costs two sickles of
bottle a fishbone served either hot or
cold in a mug or in the bottle butter
beer may have a slight intoxicating
effect on humans so watch out
broomsticks and I go way back further
than I had to admit I could remember it
it was one Bruce if you want to make
butter beer for your next Harry Potter
movie marathon look up the recipe online
a little bit before we crack open a
bottle of our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
it’s rather pleasant surprise
[Music]
but I guess it’s a fine beer feet
calling mutters milk could come all the
protein vitamins and carbs of your
grandma’s best turkey dinner plus 15%
delcom it’s horrific
number one Duff Beer The Simpsons as far
as fake drinks go the flaming Moe may
have blown us away but we can’t get
enough of that wonderful Duff another
Dahmer know it’s Friday night Moe I want
to try something special carried in
Moe’s Tavern and sold at the kwik-e-mart
this favorite beer of Homer Simpson is a
ubiquitous part of Springfield there you
go doofus from Sweden hey go wait a
minute this is Duff it even comes in
many varieties including raspberry Duff
Duff dry and tartar control Duff hey
Barney I think you’ve had enough are you
crazy
we still haven’t tried raspberry tough
lady Duff tartar controlled on the
company’s successes in advertising and
promotion are larger than life with its
overzealous corporate spokesman deaf man
to get dog and its theme park for the
whole family
Duff Gardens Duff Garden home of the
witless to be completed in 1994 while it
may actually be sold in the real world
these days
Duff’s original status as the fake beer
is enough to earn it the top spot on
this list so drink up do you agree with
our list which fictional alcoholic
beverage makes you want to raise your
glass for friends forever
for beer for more entertaining top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com I guess I’ll see you
grain brains later
[Music]
Oh
ordering these drinks at your local bar
but that doesn’t mean they aren’t
popular biggest donation gets a 6-pack
of my very own Schrader brow home-brewed
silky perfection smallest donation gets
two six-packs welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 fictional alcoholic
beverages you’d like to get bit just as
fast as possible that’s why I’m proud to
introduce to you I’ll put your mama’s
pure brass nickel for this list while
looking at libations from TV and movies
that we’ve always wanted to try the lady
let’s go to work number 10 buzz beer The
Drew Carey Show how do you taste
anything can picking us up a coffee bean
every sip of beer
hey it’s late I’m trying to stay awake
you know they go pretty well together it
makes the buzz last longer
what do you get when you mix coffee and
beer together coffee flavored beer
that’s perfect coffee and beer I got a
pee just thinking about it if you’re
Drew Carey a business you can run out of
your garage buzz beer was the result of
a brainstorming session between Drew and
his friends and eventually instead of
being a hobby buzz was being sold at the
neighborhood bar the Warsaw tavern here
it is the first batch of buzz beer when
the coffee flavored homebrew proved to
be successful
drew sold the company to his boss but
when he realized buzz beer was more than
just a business to his buddies and was
actually more of a bonding opportunity
he bought it back this means more to us
than anything else in our lives
okay $60 beer the secret ingredient is
friendship number our slogan a beer that
throws up smooth
number nine hot Tucket Patriot ale
family guy sure is hot
and it just got hotter here now let me
do you I’ll tuck it Patriot beer if you
buy it hot women will have sex in your
backyard
the pride of Quahog Rhode Island pot
tuck at patriot is the kind of beer
Peter Griffin and his buddies like to
knock back at the drunken clam we
interrupt for this breaking news after
years of isolation the mysterious and
eccentric brewmeister Pawtucket Pat has
announced that he’s opening his
never-before-seen brewery to a lucky few
this beer was produced by the
chumbawamba’s in a willy wonka style
brewery until the eccentric owner pocket
pat sold the establishment pocket
Patriot ale also became the subject of a
copyright lawsuit filed by another
fictional beer that may appear later on
this list
mirroring real-life accusations that
Family Guy borrowed heavily from The
Simpsons spirit tastes exactly like Duff
it’s just a lousy ripoff hey whoa whoa
it’s not a ripoff of Duff it may have
been inspired by Duff but I like to
think it goes in a different direction
but we all know that’s not true right if
you ask me neither of these beers is
wholly original they’re both pale
imitations of my favorite beer but Rock
oh but rendering a verdict there’s
something I paid a yeah Avenue number 8
white milk
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
prepare to have your minds blown
oh if you want to have the energy to
fight like a crow this beverage is for
you to what fight milk
the first alcoholic dairy based protein
drink for bodyguards made from crow eggs
milk and booze fight milk is marketed as
the first alcoholic dairy based protein
drink five bodyguards in charge seeing a
lucrative opportunity on their hands Mac
and Charlie pitched this drink to a
group of investors by producing a slick
video well what they consider a slick
video anyway you want even more money
let’s put it this way their commercial
doesn’t exactly soar as high as a crow
anyway who wants to invest so what just
got to do without water oh nothing
no we just didn’t want to leave with the
Atwater news because we figured you
wouldn’t stick around and watch the
video we’ll politely pass on the fight
milk but we will take some kitten
mittens if there are any left in stock
kittens you’ll be smitten so come on
down to Paddy’s Pub we’re the home of
the original kitten mittens me number 7
snake juice Parks and Recreation I want
this night to get crazy get me a shot of
snakejuice I hear it has a dope
aftertaste when the Parks and Recreation
gang gets wasted off their asses you can
count on laughing your own ass off are
you okay
I heard yelling dance with me go get me
now two snork juice to build up some
buzz for his new high-end Kahlua style a
cure Tom invites his friends to the
snakehole lounge to try it out my name
is Ron Swanson in general I try never to
speak with people but I have been
drinking this snake juice thing and it’s
damn good you should buy it 140 proof
snake juice is a mix of various alcohols
with sugar and coffee
what is Kahlua style mean I mix about
yeah I’ll call together add some sugar
and coffee and some other junk and it
can taste like cooler I can only drink
warm tap water with cayenne pepper fine
the don’t drink it just get other people
to drink it okay
it gets you pumped up for a fun night of
revelry but it leaves you with a wicked
hangover the next day and maybe one or
two apologies to make I love you no
offense but Bert Macklin died last night
after the 10th shot of snakejuice okay
sorry
number six pan galactic gargle blaster
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy
franchise the best drink in existence is
the panel galactic dongle blaster
[Music]
according to the Hitchhiker’s Guide this
is considered the best drink in the
universe so you know it must be good the
best drink in existence phase the pan
galactic goggle blaster the effect of
which is like having your brains smashed
out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a
large gold ring created by ex-president
of the galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox
the pan galactic gargle Blaster is
fairly complicated to make and includes
ingredients such as old jank spirit
valley and marsh gas and and olive his
name is Zaphod Beeblebrox
and weaseled and more of is wisdom later
this cocktail packs quite a wallop
described and offered Douglas Adams
words as quote the alcoholic equivalent
of a mugging expensive and bad for the
head the guide also tells you on which
planets the best Pam galactic goggle
blasters are mixed how much you can
expect to pay for one and what voluntary
organizations exist to help you
rehabilitate thus it’s advised not to
have more than two at a time the man who
invented this mind pummeling drink also
invented the wisest remark ever made
which was this never drink more than two
can galactic gargle blasters unless you
are a 30-ton mega elephant with
bronchopneumonia
number five Heisler beer various
featured in everything from crime dramas
to teen comedies to sitcoms this golden
ale quietly sits in the background of
some of your favorite TV shows and
movies hey I’ll just get a beer please
thank you concerned about this frat boy
over here there’s only so many beers on
the flight however you likely never even
noticed it nature’s nectar wake up use a
generic stage prop created by
independent studio services Heisler beer
has been a staple of parties bars and
restaurants big boys wake up just kind
of turned on the east scene there huh
huh whether characters are playing cards
or casually hanging out at home you can
often find bottles and cans of Heisler
scattered across the table if only we
could find some of our own some people
might think it is so drunk you
accidentally marry a woman that’s six
months pregnant is a good reason to stop
drinking personally I think it’s a good
reason to keep drinking number four
Samuel Jackson beer Chappelle’s Show
I’ll have a scotch on the rocks I’ll
have a Samuel Adams Samuel Jackson
mm-hmm bitch this beer originates from a
classic Dave Chappelle sketch which
parodies an old Samuel Adams commercial
you stop yelling at me please no okay
stop yelling cuz that’s all act all
personally crafted by samuel l.jackson
portrayed here by Chappelle with all the
f-bombs you’d expect the drink is as raw
and intense as the characters he plays
in film customers who order Samuel
Jackson beer must prepare for a wild
night of binge drinking or else the
actor will berate them how’s it Oh
actually maybe Samuel Jackson isn’t
always a good decision it’ll get you
drunk he’ll be back girls and no dance
you might even fight to relax dude it’s
just beer number three
Romulan ale the Star Trek franchise come
on that when this is over I owe you a
drink
there are many alcoholic drinks in the
Star Trek universe that we could have
gone with including Klingon blood wine
and synthehol let’s talk more synthehol
but we chose instead to go with Romulan
ale whatever stuff that Romulan hmm
despite the fact that it’s illegal
because of a trade embargo enacted by
the Federation several crew members of
the Starship Enterprise have sampled the
blue beverage from time to time Romulan
ale boomed you know this is illegal I
only use it for medicinal purposes dr.
McCoy uses the ale medicinally and
Captain Kirk once served it at a
diplomatic function
I thought Romulan ale was illegal though
he later regretted that decision note to
the galley Romulan ale no longer to be
served at diplomatic functions number
two butter beer the Harry Potter
franchise has a bottle bay with the
thread of Lord Voldemort hanging over
their heads Harry Potter and his chums
can take the edge off with a nice mug of
butter beer something to drink
three bus bases and ginger in our case
this drink flavored much like
butterscotch is served at the Three
Broomsticks the leaky cauldron and the
hogshead where it costs two sickles of
bottle a fishbone served either hot or
cold in a mug or in the bottle butter
beer may have a slight intoxicating
effect on humans so watch out
broomsticks and I go way back further
than I had to admit I could remember it
it was one Bruce if you want to make
butter beer for your next Harry Potter
movie marathon look up the recipe online
a little bit before we crack open a
bottle of our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
it’s rather pleasant surprise
[Music]
but I guess it’s a fine beer feet
calling mutters milk could come all the
protein vitamins and carbs of your
grandma’s best turkey dinner plus 15%
delcom it’s horrific
number one Duff Beer The Simpsons as far
as fake drinks go the flaming Moe may
have blown us away but we can’t get
enough of that wonderful Duff another
Dahmer know it’s Friday night Moe I want
to try something special carried in
Moe’s Tavern and sold at the kwik-e-mart
this favorite beer of Homer Simpson is a
ubiquitous part of Springfield there you
go doofus from Sweden hey go wait a
minute this is Duff it even comes in
many varieties including raspberry Duff
Duff dry and tartar control Duff hey
Barney I think you’ve had enough are you
crazy
we still haven’t tried raspberry tough
lady Duff tartar controlled on the
company’s successes in advertising and
promotion are larger than life with its
overzealous corporate spokesman deaf man
to get dog and its theme park for the
whole family
Duff Gardens Duff Garden home of the
witless to be completed in 1994 while it
may actually be sold in the real world
these days
Duff’s original status as the fake beer
is enough to earn it the top spot on
this list so drink up do you agree with
our list which fictional alcoholic
beverage makes you want to raise your
glass for friends forever
for beer for more entertaining top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com I guess I’ll see you
grain brains later
[Music]
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