these are the people who have done all
they can to be unlikable tryna make it
stop spending so much time shopping and
doing the girl thing and get involved in
business welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten alleged celebrity douche
bags
I am Shakespeare in the flesh what
Disney Nike Google for this list we’ve
chosen famous people who are known for
being obnoxious exhibit jerky behavior
or think they’re worth more than they
really are when you walk past a
mixed-race couple in New York and it’s
like they have a chip on their shoulder
just waiting for somebody to say sorry
evil people like mass murderers or
serial killers do not count for the
record we’re not necessarily saying they
are douchebags but we understand why
many people think they are it costs a
lot of money to go see a game it’s like
a luxury for us and we want to see you
do your best if you didn’t see someone
you think should be on the list be sure
to check out our two videos on the top
ten hated musical artists as well as our
videos on the top ten hated actors and
top ten hated comedians number 10 gene
simmons stop watching Gossip Girl
I don’t watch this I dress I didn’t ask
if you did stop me all that time take
all that time and study business and
learn about what it is that makes money
not spends money we all want to make
money but it’s impossible to like a rich
man who accuses a terminal child whose
dying wish was to meet him of wearing a
counterfeit t-shirt I had a pig and I
don’t like it most of us envy the easy
sex that rock stars get to indulge in
but to see the demon sleaze aliy hit on
a woman who has just told him she’s in a
committed relationship is sure to make
your skin crawl
gene has also claimed to have slept with
4,600 women and has had trouble
censoring himself times did he had sex
with 5000 women do you believe that he’s
taking the time no if that’s true
wouldn’t he be in traction at this point
for these reasons and many more kisses
gene Simmons appears to have earned his
place on this list I’ll taste yours if
you’ll taste mine
4:9 Charlie Sheen
in recent years Charlie Sheen has called
people like Lance Armstrong John Mayer
and others douche bags is this a case of
the pot calling the kettle black that’s
up that has nothing to do with me really
at one time Sheen was one of the biggest
stars in Hollywood and has managed to
remain gainfully employed in the
industry for decades I make a lot of
money for doing very little work I sleep
with beautiful women who don’t ask about
my feelings but his bizarre behavior has
tarnished the image he once had but for
Charlie Sheen the past few months have
been one tabloid headline after another
drug-fueled nights with porn stars
marital woes and very public squabbles
about his job you know for status they
said uh you get ready we’ll get ready
and I got ready went back nobody’s there
routinely lashing out at anyone who
displeases him it’s hard to think of him
as a good guy considering the very
public meltdown he had following his
firing from Two and a Half Men I’m by
winning winning not so sure you borrow
my brain for five seconds and just be
like dude can’t handle it unplug this
bastard yeah because it just it fires in
a way that is um I don’t know maybe not
from this particular terrestrial realm
number eight Shia LaBeouf when the
seagulls follow the trawler it is
because they think sardines will be
thrown into the sea oh thank you very
much once considered one of the most
talented stars of his generation yeah
Shia LaBeouf has developed into that guy
at your local pub that people don’t
really want around I’m a rational person
I don’t just drink like a pirate and
walk around sell I got where we would
put me where you want me the only
difference is that his antics get
recorded and broadcast to a worldwide
audience that can see and judge him for
the goof he has become whether it’s
showing up at a movie premiere with a
bag over his head or picking fights with
strangers in bars Oh
are you doing my it seems that
everything he’s been in the media for
these days
screams douche bag thinks that I’ve
heard it here first kids listen I’m a
good guy this is what I learned this I
didn’t know shy at all before we made
this movie number 7 Alex Rodriguez Alex
Rodriguez is drilled and he says
something to Bronson Arroyo
we show the history of professional
baseball is littered with jerks of every
stripe people like Barry Bonds Jose
Canseco and Ty Cobb immediately jumped
to mind but it’s this Yankee that makes
our list look like you gave an historic
glance after you rounded first base to
you perhaps I was pretty pretty pretty
calm down did you say anything John all
doom wasn’t looking he couldn’t hear
anyways thats a lot as they were boy men
from taking a photo where he’s
practically making out with himself and
slapping the ball out of another
player’s glove too being hand fed by his
girlfriend Cameron Diaz or calling out I
got it in order to trick an infielder
into not catching a pop-up and
McDonald’s argue with Alex Rodriguez
and I think I know why they write – in I
got it about right here it seems
everything a rod does makes people hate
him just a bit more for the record have
you ever used steroids human growth
hormone or any other
performance-enhancing substance no he
also denied using performance-enhancing
drugs only to admit using steroids a few
years later which is probably the worst
defense of them all I did I did take a
banned substance and you know for that
I’m very sorry
number six Sean Avery some people love
this style neighbor says why not others
did not now this guy has got to be
straightened up he’s been voted by his
fellow players as the most hated and
overrated player in the entire NHL and
Sean Avery has proven more than once
that he deserves the dubious honor on
and off the ice finish the sentence most
hockey players are very very simple
because of his annoying gameplay in
front of the goalie a rule was tweaked
and future similar behavior by him or
other players resulted in a minor
penalty this is now commonly referred to
as the Avery rule Oh Marty’s a big
whiner he’s always been a big whiner and
uh you know you just got to play through
it and uh I’m gonna be in his face all
night the athlete was also once
suspended for six games based solely on
comments he made off the ice about his
ex-girlfriend and a fellow player and
specifically how he must love Avery
sloppy seconds I just want to comment on
how it’s become like a common thing in
the NHL for guys to fall in love with my
sloppy seconds I don’t know what that’s
about but enjoy the game tonight
classy number five Miley Cyrus always
knew this
he would come we’d be staying
with a future
like a lot of child stars of the past
Miley Cyrus is attempting to get out
from under the innocent image that she
developed during her early 20s but it’s
the uniquely douchey way in which she’s
doing this which sets her apart showing
up everywhere with her tongue sticking
out trying to make out with Katy Perry
or her heavily sexualized concerts all
contribute to the way the public sees
her now
do we really want and/or need to see
Miley giving herself a wedgie grabbing
her crotch slapping her ass and twerking
all the time not only has she simulated
world sex on stage with a fake Bill
Clinton gross she actually put a fan
song in her mouth and that is just so
gross on so many levels
number four and Coulter immigrant rights
are not civil rights no I think civil
rights that are for blacks it takes a
special kind of person to say something
as loaded as we should invade their
countries kill their leaders and convert
them to Christianity in this day and age
Ann Coulter is the person for that job
similar to other conservative political
pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Elisabeth
Hasselbeck you just said our enemies in
Iraq did Iraq attack us no I’m saying
al-qaeda Coulter seems incapable of
considering other people’s point of view
she often expresses herself in a blunt
manner and will stand by her statements
until the bitter end
you manifestly have greater hatred for
people like Sarah Palin and Michele
Bachmann and they have greater hatred
for idiots
she also seems willing to defend any
political figure that’s on her team no
matter how inexcusable their actions um
no we think we just want to Jews to be
perfected as as day won’t really show
you yeah I know that’s what Christians
believe the Old Testament but ours is
more like Federal Express number three
Kanye West
we culture rap is the new rock and roll
Kanye has always been known to be
completely full of himself but that was
tolerable or even a little endearing at
least when he was talking mostly about
his music since it’s often deserved go
Taylor I’m really happy for you I’m let
you finish but Beyonce had one of the
best videos of all time
when their best videos on town
nowadays though West’s music isn’t as
fresh as it once was as he is now more
focused on his expensive clothing line
and his marriage to Kim Kardashian a
woman who is almost as bad as he is when
it comes to wanting attention gone are
the days when he stood up for the
victims of Katrina George Bush doesn’t
care about black people but hey now he
sticks up for celebrities against the
evils of the paparazzi Kanye seems more
and more like someone who just can’t
take criticism or a joke
we need a real rock stars and I’m the
biggest of all of them I’m the number
one rock star on the planet number 2
Chris Brown Vicky bb10 daughter being a
talented singer could never make up for
the string of awful actions that have
landed Chris Brown on this list a
shattered window which Chris allegedly
destroyed after he stormed off the GMA
stage there he is shirtless storming out
of the studio Brown reportedly used a
chair to smash a window in his dressing
room it’s bad enough that he allegedly
viciously beat his one-time girlfriend
Rihanna
but it’s made even worse by his anger
towards those people who want him to be
held accountable for his actions
recently the restraining order against
you that Rihanna had had issued has been
relaxed have you all seen each other
been around each other I mean I mean not
really I mean it’s not really a big deal
to me now as far as that situation this
album is what I want him to talk about
whether it’s smashing a window because
he’s asked about what happened in an
interview or complaining online about
the haters Browns behavior has certainly
overshadowed his music I wish I had the
chance to live those few moments again
on top of those incidents
he’s been recorded threatening a valet
Parker and has reportedly made a habit
of parking his luxury cars in handicap
spots he beat the crap out of Rihanna
he threw a chair through a window at
Good Morning America he punched Frank
Ocean over a parking spot he made that
terrible you don’t understand me music
video
homophobic slurs on Twitter he threw
bottles at Drake in New York the DA
claims he phony boast of his community
service he dressed up as a Taliban
member for Halloween
he Bart’s in handicapped spots all the
time he gets speeding tickets in his do
sheikah before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions you or your your
can anyone affiliated with your
presidential campaign provided any
financial help to rile hunter or Andrew
Young III have no idea what you’re
asking about Maddie your words what’s
your charge it’s not a question Oh Rosie
O’Donnell is disgusting I mean both
inside and out you take a look at her
she’s a slob she talks like like a truck
driver 2006 that should have been like
my triumph and I enjoyed it Louis for
maybe two months two months before it
started to suck because everything I
read about me was about how I stole
jokes from you which I didn’t I kind of
think you did dude why would I steal
three jokes from you when I have hours
of material number one Justin Bieber I
don’t know to me the idea that like a
grown man doesn’t like Justin Bieber is
not a controversial thought like why
would I be much weirder if I did like
Justin Bieber at me like does any of it
like none of these people this room like
Justin Bieber I can get away with it
despite the fact that legions of
believers would try to convince you
otherwise Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to
have adjusted to young adult life too
well so far is there anything funny in
my question just what you like what is
your question should we have it read
back that’s wrong
um okay to Kirk you tell me
they found me katie couric know the
inventory of his awful behavior is too
long to list here so we’re going to
attempt to discuss some of his greatest
hits why are black people afraid of
chainsaws don’t even to it don’t run
nuga nuga woah peeing in a restaurant
mop bucket singing racist versions of
his songs his teen angst ridden
deposition video or all of the times
he’s trying to act like a tough guy was
a bold statement when you’re 5 7 and
weigh about as much as my grandma what
about having his bodyguards carry him up
the stairs of the Great Wall of China
because he couldn’t be bothered to walk
himself abandoning his pet monkey in
Germany or literally spitting on his
fans we could keep going too but we
think you get the picture I don’t think
your mom would really mind if a stranger
whipped her son spanking me man what are
you doing what do you do you agree with
our list who do you think is the biggest
celebrity douchebag
for more pop culture top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com take a few steps back to
get the answers man you are you got the
answers on you and you ain’t got the
edges if you hadn’t got the answer sway
you
they can to be unlikable tryna make it
stop spending so much time shopping and
doing the girl thing and get involved in
business welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten alleged celebrity douche
bags
I am Shakespeare in the flesh what
Disney Nike Google for this list we’ve
chosen famous people who are known for
being obnoxious exhibit jerky behavior
or think they’re worth more than they
really are when you walk past a
mixed-race couple in New York and it’s
like they have a chip on their shoulder
just waiting for somebody to say sorry
evil people like mass murderers or
serial killers do not count for the
record we’re not necessarily saying they
are douchebags but we understand why
many people think they are it costs a
lot of money to go see a game it’s like
a luxury for us and we want to see you
do your best if you didn’t see someone
you think should be on the list be sure
to check out our two videos on the top
ten hated musical artists as well as our
videos on the top ten hated actors and
top ten hated comedians number 10 gene
simmons stop watching Gossip Girl
I don’t watch this I dress I didn’t ask
if you did stop me all that time take
all that time and study business and
learn about what it is that makes money
not spends money we all want to make
money but it’s impossible to like a rich
man who accuses a terminal child whose
dying wish was to meet him of wearing a
counterfeit t-shirt I had a pig and I
don’t like it most of us envy the easy
sex that rock stars get to indulge in
but to see the demon sleaze aliy hit on
a woman who has just told him she’s in a
committed relationship is sure to make
your skin crawl
gene has also claimed to have slept with
4,600 women and has had trouble
censoring himself times did he had sex
with 5000 women do you believe that he’s
taking the time no if that’s true
wouldn’t he be in traction at this point
for these reasons and many more kisses
gene Simmons appears to have earned his
place on this list I’ll taste yours if
you’ll taste mine
4:9 Charlie Sheen
in recent years Charlie Sheen has called
people like Lance Armstrong John Mayer
and others douche bags is this a case of
the pot calling the kettle black that’s
up that has nothing to do with me really
at one time Sheen was one of the biggest
stars in Hollywood and has managed to
remain gainfully employed in the
industry for decades I make a lot of
money for doing very little work I sleep
with beautiful women who don’t ask about
my feelings but his bizarre behavior has
tarnished the image he once had but for
Charlie Sheen the past few months have
been one tabloid headline after another
drug-fueled nights with porn stars
marital woes and very public squabbles
about his job you know for status they
said uh you get ready we’ll get ready
and I got ready went back nobody’s there
routinely lashing out at anyone who
displeases him it’s hard to think of him
as a good guy considering the very
public meltdown he had following his
firing from Two and a Half Men I’m by
winning winning not so sure you borrow
my brain for five seconds and just be
like dude can’t handle it unplug this
bastard yeah because it just it fires in
a way that is um I don’t know maybe not
from this particular terrestrial realm
number eight Shia LaBeouf when the
seagulls follow the trawler it is
because they think sardines will be
thrown into the sea oh thank you very
much once considered one of the most
talented stars of his generation yeah
Shia LaBeouf has developed into that guy
at your local pub that people don’t
really want around I’m a rational person
I don’t just drink like a pirate and
walk around sell I got where we would
put me where you want me the only
difference is that his antics get
recorded and broadcast to a worldwide
audience that can see and judge him for
the goof he has become whether it’s
showing up at a movie premiere with a
bag over his head or picking fights with
strangers in bars Oh
are you doing my it seems that
everything he’s been in the media for
these days
screams douche bag thinks that I’ve
heard it here first kids listen I’m a
good guy this is what I learned this I
didn’t know shy at all before we made
this movie number 7 Alex Rodriguez Alex
Rodriguez is drilled and he says
something to Bronson Arroyo
we show the history of professional
baseball is littered with jerks of every
stripe people like Barry Bonds Jose
Canseco and Ty Cobb immediately jumped
to mind but it’s this Yankee that makes
our list look like you gave an historic
glance after you rounded first base to
you perhaps I was pretty pretty pretty
calm down did you say anything John all
doom wasn’t looking he couldn’t hear
anyways thats a lot as they were boy men
from taking a photo where he’s
practically making out with himself and
slapping the ball out of another
player’s glove too being hand fed by his
girlfriend Cameron Diaz or calling out I
got it in order to trick an infielder
into not catching a pop-up and
McDonald’s argue with Alex Rodriguez
and I think I know why they write – in I
got it about right here it seems
everything a rod does makes people hate
him just a bit more for the record have
you ever used steroids human growth
hormone or any other
performance-enhancing substance no he
also denied using performance-enhancing
drugs only to admit using steroids a few
years later which is probably the worst
defense of them all I did I did take a
banned substance and you know for that
I’m very sorry
number six Sean Avery some people love
this style neighbor says why not others
did not now this guy has got to be
straightened up he’s been voted by his
fellow players as the most hated and
overrated player in the entire NHL and
Sean Avery has proven more than once
that he deserves the dubious honor on
and off the ice finish the sentence most
hockey players are very very simple
because of his annoying gameplay in
front of the goalie a rule was tweaked
and future similar behavior by him or
other players resulted in a minor
penalty this is now commonly referred to
as the Avery rule Oh Marty’s a big
whiner he’s always been a big whiner and
uh you know you just got to play through
it and uh I’m gonna be in his face all
night the athlete was also once
suspended for six games based solely on
comments he made off the ice about his
ex-girlfriend and a fellow player and
specifically how he must love Avery
sloppy seconds I just want to comment on
how it’s become like a common thing in
the NHL for guys to fall in love with my
sloppy seconds I don’t know what that’s
about but enjoy the game tonight
classy number five Miley Cyrus always
knew this
he would come we’d be staying
with a future
like a lot of child stars of the past
Miley Cyrus is attempting to get out
from under the innocent image that she
developed during her early 20s but it’s
the uniquely douchey way in which she’s
doing this which sets her apart showing
up everywhere with her tongue sticking
out trying to make out with Katy Perry
or her heavily sexualized concerts all
contribute to the way the public sees
her now
do we really want and/or need to see
Miley giving herself a wedgie grabbing
her crotch slapping her ass and twerking
all the time not only has she simulated
world sex on stage with a fake Bill
Clinton gross she actually put a fan
song in her mouth and that is just so
gross on so many levels
number four and Coulter immigrant rights
are not civil rights no I think civil
rights that are for blacks it takes a
special kind of person to say something
as loaded as we should invade their
countries kill their leaders and convert
them to Christianity in this day and age
Ann Coulter is the person for that job
similar to other conservative political
pundits like Rush Limbaugh and Elisabeth
Hasselbeck you just said our enemies in
Iraq did Iraq attack us no I’m saying
al-qaeda Coulter seems incapable of
considering other people’s point of view
she often expresses herself in a blunt
manner and will stand by her statements
until the bitter end
you manifestly have greater hatred for
people like Sarah Palin and Michele
Bachmann and they have greater hatred
for idiots
she also seems willing to defend any
political figure that’s on her team no
matter how inexcusable their actions um
no we think we just want to Jews to be
perfected as as day won’t really show
you yeah I know that’s what Christians
believe the Old Testament but ours is
more like Federal Express number three
Kanye West
we culture rap is the new rock and roll
Kanye has always been known to be
completely full of himself but that was
tolerable or even a little endearing at
least when he was talking mostly about
his music since it’s often deserved go
Taylor I’m really happy for you I’m let
you finish but Beyonce had one of the
best videos of all time
when their best videos on town
nowadays though West’s music isn’t as
fresh as it once was as he is now more
focused on his expensive clothing line
and his marriage to Kim Kardashian a
woman who is almost as bad as he is when
it comes to wanting attention gone are
the days when he stood up for the
victims of Katrina George Bush doesn’t
care about black people but hey now he
sticks up for celebrities against the
evils of the paparazzi Kanye seems more
and more like someone who just can’t
take criticism or a joke
we need a real rock stars and I’m the
biggest of all of them I’m the number
one rock star on the planet number 2
Chris Brown Vicky bb10 daughter being a
talented singer could never make up for
the string of awful actions that have
landed Chris Brown on this list a
shattered window which Chris allegedly
destroyed after he stormed off the GMA
stage there he is shirtless storming out
of the studio Brown reportedly used a
chair to smash a window in his dressing
room it’s bad enough that he allegedly
viciously beat his one-time girlfriend
Rihanna
but it’s made even worse by his anger
towards those people who want him to be
held accountable for his actions
recently the restraining order against
you that Rihanna had had issued has been
relaxed have you all seen each other
been around each other I mean I mean not
really I mean it’s not really a big deal
to me now as far as that situation this
album is what I want him to talk about
whether it’s smashing a window because
he’s asked about what happened in an
interview or complaining online about
the haters Browns behavior has certainly
overshadowed his music I wish I had the
chance to live those few moments again
on top of those incidents
he’s been recorded threatening a valet
Parker and has reportedly made a habit
of parking his luxury cars in handicap
spots he beat the crap out of Rihanna
he threw a chair through a window at
Good Morning America he punched Frank
Ocean over a parking spot he made that
terrible you don’t understand me music
video
homophobic slurs on Twitter he threw
bottles at Drake in New York the DA
claims he phony boast of his community
service he dressed up as a Taliban
member for Halloween
he Bart’s in handicapped spots all the
time he gets speeding tickets in his do
sheikah before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions you or your your
can anyone affiliated with your
presidential campaign provided any
financial help to rile hunter or Andrew
Young III have no idea what you’re
asking about Maddie your words what’s
your charge it’s not a question Oh Rosie
O’Donnell is disgusting I mean both
inside and out you take a look at her
she’s a slob she talks like like a truck
driver 2006 that should have been like
my triumph and I enjoyed it Louis for
maybe two months two months before it
started to suck because everything I
read about me was about how I stole
jokes from you which I didn’t I kind of
think you did dude why would I steal
three jokes from you when I have hours
of material number one Justin Bieber I
don’t know to me the idea that like a
grown man doesn’t like Justin Bieber is
not a controversial thought like why
would I be much weirder if I did like
Justin Bieber at me like does any of it
like none of these people this room like
Justin Bieber I can get away with it
despite the fact that legions of
believers would try to convince you
otherwise Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to
have adjusted to young adult life too
well so far is there anything funny in
my question just what you like what is
your question should we have it read
back that’s wrong
um okay to Kirk you tell me
they found me katie couric know the
inventory of his awful behavior is too
long to list here so we’re going to
attempt to discuss some of his greatest
hits why are black people afraid of
chainsaws don’t even to it don’t run
nuga nuga woah peeing in a restaurant
mop bucket singing racist versions of
his songs his teen angst ridden
deposition video or all of the times
he’s trying to act like a tough guy was
a bold statement when you’re 5 7 and
weigh about as much as my grandma what
about having his bodyguards carry him up
the stairs of the Great Wall of China
because he couldn’t be bothered to walk
himself abandoning his pet monkey in
Germany or literally spitting on his
fans we could keep going too but we
think you get the picture I don’t think
your mom would really mind if a stranger
whipped her son spanking me man what are
you doing what do you do you agree with
our list who do you think is the biggest
celebrity douchebag
for more pop culture top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com take a few steps back to
get the answers man you are you got the
answers on you and you ain’t got the
edges if you hadn’t got the answer sway
you
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