but where are those good old-fashioned
values well you won’t find them here
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Family Guy jokes that crossed the line
I’m Bob Costas here with Boston Marathon
winner Peter Griffin
Peter how did you do it I’ll tell you
Bob I just got in my car and drove it
before we begin we published new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’ll
be highlighting the Family Guy gags that
went too far whether they made light a
very sensitive topics or were just
incredibly disgusting expect both mature
content and spoilers ahead number 10
Jesus’s visit I’m actually glad you’re
all here tonight I want to tell you that
one of you will betray me
when Peter learns that Jesus Christ has
returned to earth and is keeping a low
profile in Quahog the Griffin patriarch
invites him over for dinner there Jesus
tells the story of his crucifixion which
doesn’t exactly make for a wholesome
dinner conversation then they put me in
a hole with a rock in front of it for
two whole days and come Sunday BAM I
rise from the dead okay that sounds like
a nutty weekend but I can tap it Peter
convinces Jesus to reveal himself to the
world and the son of God quickly becomes
a nationwide celebrity soaking up the
limelight wow it’s not an intentionally
harmful episode critics agree there’s
something off-putting about Jesus being
portrayed as a reckless Rockstar wannabe
well at least there was one silver
lining about this episode or have you
not heard well a bad bad bird the bird
is the word
number nine somewhere that’s green here
at rapture grass
he loves to mow and we family guy takes
pride in its funny / unique musical
numbers but this this is just something
else Herbert the creepy old man obsessed
with Kris takes the teen out for dinner
we then cut to a fantasy musical number
of Herbert singing somewhere that’s
green from Little Shop of Horrors with
him as Audrey and Chris as Seymour
apparently you were supposed to
sympathize with Herbert because he’s old
and looking for love that doesn’t excuse
his constant stalking all the scene does
is take his obsession to a creepy new
level in dressing him like Donna Reed
does nothing to help his case
[Music]
number eight prom night dumpster baby
I’m just a prom night dumpster baby I
got no mom or dad the scene starts out
as a cutaway of a girl at a prom
dropping something in the dumpster and
then it gets disturbing an abandoned
baby with a Sinatra like voice sings the
blues’ about being abandoned and is soon
joined by other discarded infants all of
them strutting their stuff while using
their umbilical cords like canes I miss
my mom she’s at the prom while the song
has a certain charm to it and the
visuals are definitely creative it still
carries a note of shock value by
featuring discarded infants left in the
cold this is undoubtedly one of the show
strangest musical numbers and yet it
still managed to sneak its way past the
censors
number seven Vietnam Memorial and
there’s the Vietnam War Memorial during
a road trip Peter in the gang passed by
the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in
Washington DC while there they notice a
Vietnamese man harassing two US veterans
boasting loudly about how he killed
several of their friends and referring
to the memorial as a scoreboard like an
obnoxious gamer scoreboard scoreboard
who is this supposed to be funny for
exactly not only does it paint
Vietnamese people in an irritating
negative light it’s also insulting the
memories of those who served in the war
Family Guy cutaways are usually
pointless but entertaining but this one
seems like it was made just to mock both
parties hey I know that guy I killed him
he cry like a bitch Vietnam number six
Brian cleans Stewie’s diaper all right
I’ll do it
what are you talking about after getting
locked in a bank vault
Stewie poops his diaper and enlists
Brian to help clean up the mess
the two go back and forth as Stewie
tries to convince Brian to lick his
diaper clean until the latter
reluctantly agrees okay but do it right
here I don’t want to watch what follows
is an agonizingly long sequence of brian
eating Stewie’s waist and then Stewie’s
vomit while we don’t see any of the
feces fortunately this revolting scene
is dragged on further than it should be
and with no music or cutaway gags we
have to endure every second of gross-out
humor gone wrong foo yeah thanks number
five Michael J Fox cutaway you only have
two white shirts well I had a third one
but I got ruined at that wine tasting at
Michael J Fox his house Wow recollecting
what happened to one of his shirts Peter
makes a statement about a censored
cutaway gag see he has this disease and
it makes him shake a lot and what would
all the shaking he spilled his wine all
over my shirt and my shirt was ruined
the cutaway was supposed to show Michael
J Fox spilling wine on Peters shirt
because of his Parkinson’s disease but
Peter explains in detail why they
weren’t going to show it and then
they show it anyway so anyway that’s
what happened to my shirt I’m glad we
took the high road on this one what what
yeah oh wait now they’re telling me they
do want to show it this wasn’t the first
time they’ve made a crack about
Parkinson’s either having previously
jabbed at Muhammad Ali drove it dumbass
but this time they had the gall to say
they wanted to take the high road only
to completely backpedal for a cheap
laugh at Michael’s expense I really like
the finish on this garage son of a bitch
what is your problem number four
Quagmire’s dad’s sex change
while I’m in Quahog I plan to have a
sex-change operation oh come on just be
gay Quagmire’s Navy man father is in
town but the others are puzzled by his
effeminate mannerisms they write it off
as him being gay but it turns out it’s
deeper than that he’s actually a
transgender woman in town for a sex
change and is changing his name to Ida
all I’ve talked about for years with
these people is what a war hero you were
and I was I’m changing my future not my
past
Quagmire’s bitter attitude is more
realistic he is uncomfortable and
confused by the sudden change in someone
he deeply admires everyone else’s
attitude however is downright appalling
as they make crude remarks and treat Ida
like some sort of monster Ryan’s
reaction is worst of all making what
happens to him in the end all the more
cathartic lay there and die you piece of
crap
number three epic act drinking contest
all right you guys I got eight crates of
ipecac from what all on my tab
recklessly enjoying his new tab at
Goldman’s pharmacy Peter goes off the
deep end and buys eight cases of ipecac
even challenges Brian Stewie and Chris
to a drinking contest to see who vomited
oohing good good so far in a matter of
seconds everything goes south everyone
starts regurgitating all over the room
and each other crying in agony
throughout the whole ordeal Oh God
oh my god my insides are on from there
this goes on for a whole minute while
we’re left watching in disgust as the
idiots clutch their stomachs in pain the
one saving grace is the punchline at the
end o Mon chouchou however there is
something worse than watching this
gruesome display watching it in Reverse
– you have AIDS yo have a I hate to tell
you boy dat you have AIDS when Peter
boasts about being an ace at delivering
bad news it leads to a cutaway gag of
him and a barbershop quartet performing
for a patient in the hospital informing
the poor guy that he has developed
full-blown AIDS
while the tune itself is a catchy
earworm
that fact didn’t make people any less
upset especially protestors from several
aids service organizations as it turns
out making light of a deadly disease
with an upbeat song doesn’t make a joke
any less offensive
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
the DVD commentary revealed that the
song was made intentionally tasteless so
the joke would work and it looks like
they reaped what they sowed
[Applause]
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions
it’s just so horrible I’m sorry Louis I
thought if I shook him enough he’d stop
crying
I haven’t felt a rush like this since I
won that marathon hey was if I was gonna
kill myself do I sweat my risks this way
or this way number one I need a Jew with
the Griffins facing financial
destitution Peter wishes that he knew
someone Jewish to handle his money
troubles obviously playing into old
stereotypes desperate Peter starts
singing about his need for a Jew a
musical number that features Hebrew
imagery and one over the line lyric
[Music]
I need
in fact the episode was deemed too
anti-semitic for Fox instead Adult Swim
first aired it after the show’s
cancellation now my troubles
[Music]
hey the rest of the episode is actually
fairly tame and silly by Family Guy
standards but that one jab opened the
door for even more digs at religion in
the future
Shalom Jews do you agree with our pics
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
[Music]
values well you won’t find them here
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Family Guy jokes that crossed the line
I’m Bob Costas here with Boston Marathon
winner Peter Griffin
Peter how did you do it I’ll tell you
Bob I just got in my car and drove it
before we begin we published new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’ll
be highlighting the Family Guy gags that
went too far whether they made light a
very sensitive topics or were just
incredibly disgusting expect both mature
content and spoilers ahead number 10
Jesus’s visit I’m actually glad you’re
all here tonight I want to tell you that
one of you will betray me
when Peter learns that Jesus Christ has
returned to earth and is keeping a low
profile in Quahog the Griffin patriarch
invites him over for dinner there Jesus
tells the story of his crucifixion which
doesn’t exactly make for a wholesome
dinner conversation then they put me in
a hole with a rock in front of it for
two whole days and come Sunday BAM I
rise from the dead okay that sounds like
a nutty weekend but I can tap it Peter
convinces Jesus to reveal himself to the
world and the son of God quickly becomes
a nationwide celebrity soaking up the
limelight wow it’s not an intentionally
harmful episode critics agree there’s
something off-putting about Jesus being
portrayed as a reckless Rockstar wannabe
well at least there was one silver
lining about this episode or have you
not heard well a bad bad bird the bird
is the word
number nine somewhere that’s green here
at rapture grass
he loves to mow and we family guy takes
pride in its funny / unique musical
numbers but this this is just something
else Herbert the creepy old man obsessed
with Kris takes the teen out for dinner
we then cut to a fantasy musical number
of Herbert singing somewhere that’s
green from Little Shop of Horrors with
him as Audrey and Chris as Seymour
apparently you were supposed to
sympathize with Herbert because he’s old
and looking for love that doesn’t excuse
his constant stalking all the scene does
is take his obsession to a creepy new
level in dressing him like Donna Reed
does nothing to help his case
[Music]
number eight prom night dumpster baby
I’m just a prom night dumpster baby I
got no mom or dad the scene starts out
as a cutaway of a girl at a prom
dropping something in the dumpster and
then it gets disturbing an abandoned
baby with a Sinatra like voice sings the
blues’ about being abandoned and is soon
joined by other discarded infants all of
them strutting their stuff while using
their umbilical cords like canes I miss
my mom she’s at the prom while the song
has a certain charm to it and the
visuals are definitely creative it still
carries a note of shock value by
featuring discarded infants left in the
cold this is undoubtedly one of the show
strangest musical numbers and yet it
still managed to sneak its way past the
censors
number seven Vietnam Memorial and
there’s the Vietnam War Memorial during
a road trip Peter in the gang passed by
the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in
Washington DC while there they notice a
Vietnamese man harassing two US veterans
boasting loudly about how he killed
several of their friends and referring
to the memorial as a scoreboard like an
obnoxious gamer scoreboard scoreboard
who is this supposed to be funny for
exactly not only does it paint
Vietnamese people in an irritating
negative light it’s also insulting the
memories of those who served in the war
Family Guy cutaways are usually
pointless but entertaining but this one
seems like it was made just to mock both
parties hey I know that guy I killed him
he cry like a bitch Vietnam number six
Brian cleans Stewie’s diaper all right
I’ll do it
what are you talking about after getting
locked in a bank vault
Stewie poops his diaper and enlists
Brian to help clean up the mess
the two go back and forth as Stewie
tries to convince Brian to lick his
diaper clean until the latter
reluctantly agrees okay but do it right
here I don’t want to watch what follows
is an agonizingly long sequence of brian
eating Stewie’s waist and then Stewie’s
vomit while we don’t see any of the
feces fortunately this revolting scene
is dragged on further than it should be
and with no music or cutaway gags we
have to endure every second of gross-out
humor gone wrong foo yeah thanks number
five Michael J Fox cutaway you only have
two white shirts well I had a third one
but I got ruined at that wine tasting at
Michael J Fox his house Wow recollecting
what happened to one of his shirts Peter
makes a statement about a censored
cutaway gag see he has this disease and
it makes him shake a lot and what would
all the shaking he spilled his wine all
over my shirt and my shirt was ruined
the cutaway was supposed to show Michael
J Fox spilling wine on Peters shirt
because of his Parkinson’s disease but
Peter explains in detail why they
weren’t going to show it and then
they show it anyway so anyway that’s
what happened to my shirt I’m glad we
took the high road on this one what what
yeah oh wait now they’re telling me they
do want to show it this wasn’t the first
time they’ve made a crack about
Parkinson’s either having previously
jabbed at Muhammad Ali drove it dumbass
but this time they had the gall to say
they wanted to take the high road only
to completely backpedal for a cheap
laugh at Michael’s expense I really like
the finish on this garage son of a bitch
what is your problem number four
Quagmire’s dad’s sex change
while I’m in Quahog I plan to have a
sex-change operation oh come on just be
gay Quagmire’s Navy man father is in
town but the others are puzzled by his
effeminate mannerisms they write it off
as him being gay but it turns out it’s
deeper than that he’s actually a
transgender woman in town for a sex
change and is changing his name to Ida
all I’ve talked about for years with
these people is what a war hero you were
and I was I’m changing my future not my
past
Quagmire’s bitter attitude is more
realistic he is uncomfortable and
confused by the sudden change in someone
he deeply admires everyone else’s
attitude however is downright appalling
as they make crude remarks and treat Ida
like some sort of monster Ryan’s
reaction is worst of all making what
happens to him in the end all the more
cathartic lay there and die you piece of
crap
number three epic act drinking contest
all right you guys I got eight crates of
ipecac from what all on my tab
recklessly enjoying his new tab at
Goldman’s pharmacy Peter goes off the
deep end and buys eight cases of ipecac
even challenges Brian Stewie and Chris
to a drinking contest to see who vomited
oohing good good so far in a matter of
seconds everything goes south everyone
starts regurgitating all over the room
and each other crying in agony
throughout the whole ordeal Oh God
oh my god my insides are on from there
this goes on for a whole minute while
we’re left watching in disgust as the
idiots clutch their stomachs in pain the
one saving grace is the punchline at the
end o Mon chouchou however there is
something worse than watching this
gruesome display watching it in Reverse
– you have AIDS yo have a I hate to tell
you boy dat you have AIDS when Peter
boasts about being an ace at delivering
bad news it leads to a cutaway gag of
him and a barbershop quartet performing
for a patient in the hospital informing
the poor guy that he has developed
full-blown AIDS
while the tune itself is a catchy
earworm
that fact didn’t make people any less
upset especially protestors from several
aids service organizations as it turns
out making light of a deadly disease
with an upbeat song doesn’t make a joke
any less offensive
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
the DVD commentary revealed that the
song was made intentionally tasteless so
the joke would work and it looks like
they reaped what they sowed
[Applause]
before we unveil our number one pick
here are a few dishonorable mentions
it’s just so horrible I’m sorry Louis I
thought if I shook him enough he’d stop
crying
I haven’t felt a rush like this since I
won that marathon hey was if I was gonna
kill myself do I sweat my risks this way
or this way number one I need a Jew with
the Griffins facing financial
destitution Peter wishes that he knew
someone Jewish to handle his money
troubles obviously playing into old
stereotypes desperate Peter starts
singing about his need for a Jew a
musical number that features Hebrew
imagery and one over the line lyric
[Music]
I need
in fact the episode was deemed too
anti-semitic for Fox instead Adult Swim
first aired it after the show’s
cancellation now my troubles
[Music]
hey the rest of the episode is actually
fairly tame and silly by Family Guy
standards but that one jab opened the
door for even more digs at religion in
the future
Shalom Jews do you agree with our pics
check out these other great clips from
WatchMojo and subscribe for new videos
every day
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