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Top 10 Fake Commercials in Movies and TV


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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 fake
commercials and movies and TV hi there
are you a large Prison pleasantly plump
a little on a hefty side perhaps well
let’s face it
are you fat for this list we’re taking a
look at parody commercials for movies
and TV shows that make fun of real ads
products services or consumerism in
general estas Paco oh no you’re best off
wahoo
boring we’ve excluded commercials from
sketch comedy shows like Saturday Night
Live because they deserve a list of
their own Samuel Jackson
it’s my beer yes they deserve the down
and I hope they burn inhale number 10
the unified fund kingpin sometimes when
I wake up in the morning mr. McCracken’s
already there
professional athletes have a way of
scoring beautiful women
since bowling technically isn’t a real
sport however ernie mccracken needs to
get creative in order to score his babes
high let you this sleazy bowler exploits
his fame to get involved with the
unified fund to sponsor several
fatherless families I’m Ernie McCracken
when I found out Little Billy here was
growing up without a daddy I had to do
something bigger and saw our picture in
the paper he called the unified fund and
got involved I had to of course big ern
has no interest whatsoever in the kids
it’s the mills he really wants to tuck
in at night Jonathan when a fly pattern
all the way to the goal line
Bill Murray kills it in this scene from
kingpin as a grade-a scumbag who hides
his perverted tendencies behind good
old-fashioned family wholesomeness it’s
a tough world these kids nearly got
munsoned but they’re back now number
nine
wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing
tube-man Family Guy thanks to a shipping
error I am now currently overstocked on
wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing
tube-man and I am passing the savings on
to you unless you’re Seth MacFarlane you
probably can’t say a tongue-twister like
wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing
tube-man three times in a row wacky
waving inflatable arm-flailing tube-man
wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing
tube-man wacky waving inflatable
arm-flailing tube-man one wouldn’t think
that these two men would serve much
purpose outside of attracting customers
but al Harrington shows us that they
actually possess multiple functions in
our everyday lives
african-american hail a cab testify in
church or just raise the roof like
family guys ball in a cup this
commercial comes out of nowhere zooms by
in a flash and leaves you both
scratching your head and laughing your
ass off so come on down al harrington’s
wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing
tube-man Emporium and warehouse route 2
in weekapaug number 8 who you gonna call
ghostbusters – hold on Pam
right have we all gone mad the
Ghostbusters initial low-budget
commercial produced instant comedic gold
we’re ready to believe you however they
took their advertising to new levels of
polarity and cheesiness in ghostbusters
– now that the boys are established
heroes they should be able to afford a
commercial with more convincing
production values and actors where
somebody actually dials the phone who
are you going to cool Oh
but their follow-up ad manages to be
even cheaper casting luis kelly and
janine melnitz as a married couple being
tormented by a Halloween decoration
if the triumphantly stilted acting
doesn’t sell you the promise of a
Ghostbusters thermal mug and free
balloons will you mean the Ghostbusters
hot beverage thermal mug and free
balloons for the kids yeah
number 7 Magna volt Robocop – Magna Volt
the final word in Auto security no
embarrassing alarm noise no need to
trouble the police even if the sequels
weren’t great every Robocop film
provided some inspired commentary
concerning corporations consumerism and
public safety and remember we care
Robocop 2 includes one of the
franchise’s most darkly hysterical bits
in the form of the Magna Volt add as a
thug attempts to commit grand theft auto
he suddenly bolted in and shocked to a
crisp
a smiling spokesperson that appears out
of thin air and endorses this efficient
technology completely ignoring the fact
that is essentially a portable electric
chair we sincerely hope this thing never
malfunctions and it won’t even run down
your battery Magna Bowl lethal response
number six better call Saul Breaking Bad
you are under arrest
I’d better call Saul Saul Goodman can
pretty much be summed up as a character
through his commercial and that’s why I
fight for you Albuquerque this khaki
lawyer makes it abundantly clear up
front that it doesn’t matter how guilty
you are he’ll represent anyone sue
anyone and say anything to uphold the
constitutional rights of his clients did
you know that you have rights
Constitution says you do the obvious
green screen effects fast moving letters
at the bottom of the screen amateur
acting and stock music only add to the
commercials crudité I had a good job
until my boss accused me of stealing
I better call Saul Saul is such a
charismatic presence however you
actually consider calling him regardless
so if you want to make more money and
keep some money that you make better
call Saul moisture is the essence of
wetness
number five Aveda Zoolander and wetness
is the essence of beauty
this commercial raises numerous
questions for example what exactly is
this ad selling how is wetness the
essence of beauty and above all why is
Derek Zoolander a mermaid we’re man
we’re mad oh sorry
mer man this commercial might seem too
ridiculous to exist in real life
however it’s not far off from the
unintentionally hilarious ads Beauty
companies traditionally put out tapping
the power of our Veda the ancient
healing art of India to exfoliate your
scalp thicken your hair and activate
with dense if leg and since of Veda is a
real company we’re glad to see they have
a sense of humor ben stiller perfectly
satirizes the ambiguous artsy overly
serious nature of such commercials that
ultimately leave us asking what the hell
was that you’re the laughingstock of the
entire fashion world number four porn
for women 30 rock polluted well hello
although pornography is often viewed as
entertainment solely for men the truth
is sometimes women require mindless
relief – yes please
however a woman’s idea of porn doesn’t
include striptease Azur three ways get
me to dance for you my lover they
achieve satisfaction by having a single
and some men patiently listened to them
complain about their day do you need to
talk because I’ll just listen patiently
and say things like complete with the
clever wit for which 30 rock is known
this commercial says a lot about men
women and the human need for escapism
you’re a great woman do you deserve a
great man or just 24.95 an hour whether
you’re a female or male it’s still a
bigger turn-on than Liz Lemon’s sex
hotline commercial
oh my god number three
Ichiban lipstick for men friends if you
had seen what was on this tape believe
me you would have some comments Joey
Tribbiani
is the nicest friend a guy could ask for
given his less than stellar resume
though his career choice in the field of
acting has been questionable the leading
man is here let’s get to work um slight
change of plans we’ve shut down but in
this scene
Joey proves to his friends just how
talented he truly is
sending up almost every Japanese
commercial in existence Joey sells the
audience a blue lipstick for men ichibon
ichibon-bon
it takes a special kind of actor to make
lipstick seem masculine but Joey
overcomes his gender and sexuality to
make Ichiban looked like a must-have for
all dudes Ichiban lipstick for men sigh
eco those young people are about to get
a dose of reality number two mr. plow
The Simpsons
mr. plow that’s my name dead name again
news mr. plow like the Ghostbusters
commercials this fake ad from The
Simpsons demonstrates how the cheaper
you make something look the bigger the
laughs you’ll get you are fully bonded
licensed by the city aren’t you mr. plow
shut up boy after starting his own plow
business Homer decides to throw together
the most inexpensive commercial
imaginable what are you gonna do about
it
nothing that’s what stop yes
get out you lousy season all right I’m
going I had her chance to lie down for a
while with the lovingly poor quality of
a home movie homer casts family in the
roles uses his house as a shooting
location and scores a night owl timeslot
dad who’s watching TV at 3:17 a.m.
alcoholics the unemployable angry loners
the commercial might be as lazy as Homer
but it does stick with you via the
catchiest jingle since the canyon arrow
well it goes real slow with a hammer
down is the country rock truck endorsed
by Clown Canyon air
before we promote our top pick here are
a few honorable mentions why where did
you get that lovely spatula and that’s
all
well hello morning wood hey Jack now you
get a free demon possession with every
exorcism how you can’t beat that Kate I
break a little part down here hailey got
plenty of snakes and lizards for
unemployment what’s my name
Naga Chino I dumped conductor doctor dr.
dunkaccino
number one coming attractions Tropic
Thunder before the real movie even
begins Tropic Thunder sums up everything
that’s wrong with American cinema in a
series of coming attractions
you know how Hollywood relentlessly
dishes out countless repetitive action
sequels lowbrow fart comedies and
shameless arthouse oscar porn oh and
let’s not forget rappers who are always
plugging their bootylicious soft-drinks
Ben Stiller gets every last detail of
these all-too-familiar trailers right
who left the fridge open
Tugg Speedman gorgeous ticks from their
titles to their soundtracks to their tag
lines countries it’s considered a
compliment
letting move it not only acts as great
parody but a tremendously funny method
to introduce us to the film’s main
characters
one man chose to question his god from
Fox Searchlight do you agree with our
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