Jason Bateman ain’t Michael Bluth
anymore welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten disturbing Ozark moments on
ain’t gonna suck itself sweetheart
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at the most intense and
nerve-wracking scenes from the first
season of Netflix’s Ozark as you can
expect a spoiler alert is now in effect
number 10 Jonah and the gun who the hell
said you could come in here without my
permission
throughout the season the youngest
member of the bird family is also given
the least to do but the few times Jonah
is called to action he does not
disappoint after finding out his father
is a money launderer for a Mexican drug
cartel and seeing good ol Bobby Dean’s
rotting corpse on the family’s dog Jonah
asks buddy to teach him how to shoot
move my guns
this proves handy when one of the
cartels lackeys breaks into the birds
home and Jonah wanting to be the good
son decides to protect his family stay
back
you don’t want to shoot anybody joke the
click of the gun is even tenser than a
gunshot
thank God buddy was there to save the
day number 9 the garbage truck so he’s a
smart man he can teach you a few things
when considering the best ways to go out
getting hit by a garbage truck might not
rank too high the arrogant eugenia has a
small part to play on ozark appearing in
only two episodes but her sudden and
creative departure leaves a lasting
impression during a heated argument with
her son real estate agent Sam Dermody
Eugenia walks out onto the street and
unfortunately she’s too caught up in the
verbal conflict to look both ways before
crossing then destiny drives in well at
least she didn’t suffer well probably I
am NOT listening to your foolishness
anymore
number eight Marty and Wendy’s confused
sex a major plot point throughout the
season is Marty and Wendy’s failing
marriage the fire between the two has
long since burned out forcing them to
find other outlets to release their
frustrations in an attempt to feel
something again wendy has an affair with
a guy named gary after Marty finds and
studies their sex tape he decides to try
out a few of Gary’s moves on Wendy after
everything is said and done Wendy
rightfully asks what the hell was that
about
but Marty just brushes it off maybe they
should spend some of their money on
couples therapy I thought you liked it
what’s that supposed to be number seven
Marty’s coworkers are murdered pilot
episodes can make or break a series
especially ones like ozark that are
designed to be binge watched a boring
first hour and soon people will be
switching to the latest season of orange
is the new black so to capture our
attention Netflix decided to open the
show with some murder father children
have to see his child I
it takes only 25 minutes for things to
hit the fan big time
that’s when Marty’s coworkers including
his best friend Bruce are bumped off by
Dell for skimming who knew that stealing
from a sociopathic drug kingpin could be
so bad for your health number six the
pastor’s wife some things are so
terrifying that the idea alone is enough
to send chills down your spine
pastor Mason Ryan and his pregnant wife
Grace are two of the only genuinely good
people in the entire series when Mason
refuses to give in to the demands of the
local kingpin Jacob and Darlene Snell
decide to use grace to teach him a quick
lesson tell me grace is okay Grace’s
past saving this burg
the gory details happen off screen
leaving the audience to imagine how the
poor pastor’s wife meets her maker which
in a way is even more terrifying number
five sugar would nearly crushes Marty
sugar woods her pet name
as in um you know I got an invitation I
got it yes
Ozark spy lattissima man’s penis but
obviously it is not the main focus of
the episode we are introduced to Marty
his family his co-workers and del 1 of
the series primary antagonists
despite the after mentioned murder of
Marty’s co-workers the Grizzly is seen
in the first episode comes when mr.
sugar would himself is thrown out of a
window and lands right in front of Marty
who is on his way to confront the man
about his affair at least marty was
spared an awkward conversation number 4
Charlotte’s drowning your father is
laundering money for a Mexican drug
cartel
shit you not Marty and Wendy’s eldest
child Charlotte surprised us as she
developed from an annoying bratty team
in the first episode to a multi-layered
and mature character by the end of the
season her best moment arrives when she
tries running back to Chicago but ends
up being found by Wendy and Ruth after a
tearful reunion with Marty she goes for
a swim to clear her head
as the couple fights over how they’ve
screwed up their children Charlotte
struggles to stay above water the most
disturbing part is the smile on
Charlotte’s face due to the rush she
gets from almost drowning number three
the eyeballs Jesus Christ
honestly Marty could not have said it
better after the explosive opening
episode Dell takes a back seat for the
majority of the show with the snell’s
serving as the main villains this all
changes in episode 8 when we see
flashback to Hell Marty and Bruce ended
up involved with the cartel masquerading
as a ceramic tile mogul dal Scouts the
to his potential employees when Marty
notices that Lois has been skimming from
his company you see the feds were
snooping around which caused you to make
some piss-poor attempt to cover your
tracks which allowed a shrewd person
like Marty bird to identify you shoddy
work after Marty accepts the opportunity
to launder Dells money the drug lord
drops his charming persona Lewis is
promptly murdered and his eyes removed
from his course dal sure takes the
expression see no evil seriously want me
to do with him
take them for a rainy day number two
vulture obsession don’t worry Jonah is
not picking up the carcasses of dead
animals because he’s a serial killer in
training
no it’s considerably more innocent than
that he just wants to use them as bait
for vultures so he can study the birds
behavior you know for science everyone
reacts to tragedy and adversity in their
own special way so if nothing else donut
is at least one of a kind but that
doesn’t make it any less worrisome and
creepy especially considering how young
he is
if you cut their bellies a little bit
the vultures will come swooping again at
like 35 miles an hour
number one del bites a bullet with
millions of dollars on the line defense
hot on his tail and a mountain of
corpses in his wake what seals Del’s
fate an ill-timed insult and somehow
convinced me to partner with a bunch of
rednecks I’m sorry what was that
he calls Darlene a redneck and
unfortunately for del she does not
tolerate such disrespectful language his
shattered face is disturbing enough as
it is but this moment ranks at the top
because it’s so unexpected and happens
in the blink of an eye nothing in the
lead up even hints at the possibility of
del being killed off so it comes
completely out of left field after such
an explosive climax
we can’t wait for season 2 are you out
of your goddamn minds huh are you crazy
do you know who that guy works I suggest
you watch your mouth do you agree with
our picks check out these other great
clips from watch mojo and subscribe for
new videos every day
[Music]
anymore welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten disturbing Ozark moments on
ain’t gonna suck itself sweetheart
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content for this list we’re
looking at the most intense and
nerve-wracking scenes from the first
season of Netflix’s Ozark as you can
expect a spoiler alert is now in effect
number 10 Jonah and the gun who the hell
said you could come in here without my
permission
throughout the season the youngest
member of the bird family is also given
the least to do but the few times Jonah
is called to action he does not
disappoint after finding out his father
is a money launderer for a Mexican drug
cartel and seeing good ol Bobby Dean’s
rotting corpse on the family’s dog Jonah
asks buddy to teach him how to shoot
move my guns
this proves handy when one of the
cartels lackeys breaks into the birds
home and Jonah wanting to be the good
son decides to protect his family stay
back
you don’t want to shoot anybody joke the
click of the gun is even tenser than a
gunshot
thank God buddy was there to save the
day number 9 the garbage truck so he’s a
smart man he can teach you a few things
when considering the best ways to go out
getting hit by a garbage truck might not
rank too high the arrogant eugenia has a
small part to play on ozark appearing in
only two episodes but her sudden and
creative departure leaves a lasting
impression during a heated argument with
her son real estate agent Sam Dermody
Eugenia walks out onto the street and
unfortunately she’s too caught up in the
verbal conflict to look both ways before
crossing then destiny drives in well at
least she didn’t suffer well probably I
am NOT listening to your foolishness
anymore
number eight Marty and Wendy’s confused
sex a major plot point throughout the
season is Marty and Wendy’s failing
marriage the fire between the two has
long since burned out forcing them to
find other outlets to release their
frustrations in an attempt to feel
something again wendy has an affair with
a guy named gary after Marty finds and
studies their sex tape he decides to try
out a few of Gary’s moves on Wendy after
everything is said and done Wendy
rightfully asks what the hell was that
about
but Marty just brushes it off maybe they
should spend some of their money on
couples therapy I thought you liked it
what’s that supposed to be number seven
Marty’s coworkers are murdered pilot
episodes can make or break a series
especially ones like ozark that are
designed to be binge watched a boring
first hour and soon people will be
switching to the latest season of orange
is the new black so to capture our
attention Netflix decided to open the
show with some murder father children
have to see his child I
it takes only 25 minutes for things to
hit the fan big time
that’s when Marty’s coworkers including
his best friend Bruce are bumped off by
Dell for skimming who knew that stealing
from a sociopathic drug kingpin could be
so bad for your health number six the
pastor’s wife some things are so
terrifying that the idea alone is enough
to send chills down your spine
pastor Mason Ryan and his pregnant wife
Grace are two of the only genuinely good
people in the entire series when Mason
refuses to give in to the demands of the
local kingpin Jacob and Darlene Snell
decide to use grace to teach him a quick
lesson tell me grace is okay Grace’s
past saving this burg
the gory details happen off screen
leaving the audience to imagine how the
poor pastor’s wife meets her maker which
in a way is even more terrifying number
five sugar would nearly crushes Marty
sugar woods her pet name
as in um you know I got an invitation I
got it yes
Ozark spy lattissima man’s penis but
obviously it is not the main focus of
the episode we are introduced to Marty
his family his co-workers and del 1 of
the series primary antagonists
despite the after mentioned murder of
Marty’s co-workers the Grizzly is seen
in the first episode comes when mr.
sugar would himself is thrown out of a
window and lands right in front of Marty
who is on his way to confront the man
about his affair at least marty was
spared an awkward conversation number 4
Charlotte’s drowning your father is
laundering money for a Mexican drug
cartel
shit you not Marty and Wendy’s eldest
child Charlotte surprised us as she
developed from an annoying bratty team
in the first episode to a multi-layered
and mature character by the end of the
season her best moment arrives when she
tries running back to Chicago but ends
up being found by Wendy and Ruth after a
tearful reunion with Marty she goes for
a swim to clear her head
as the couple fights over how they’ve
screwed up their children Charlotte
struggles to stay above water the most
disturbing part is the smile on
Charlotte’s face due to the rush she
gets from almost drowning number three
the eyeballs Jesus Christ
honestly Marty could not have said it
better after the explosive opening
episode Dell takes a back seat for the
majority of the show with the snell’s
serving as the main villains this all
changes in episode 8 when we see
flashback to Hell Marty and Bruce ended
up involved with the cartel masquerading
as a ceramic tile mogul dal Scouts the
to his potential employees when Marty
notices that Lois has been skimming from
his company you see the feds were
snooping around which caused you to make
some piss-poor attempt to cover your
tracks which allowed a shrewd person
like Marty bird to identify you shoddy
work after Marty accepts the opportunity
to launder Dells money the drug lord
drops his charming persona Lewis is
promptly murdered and his eyes removed
from his course dal sure takes the
expression see no evil seriously want me
to do with him
take them for a rainy day number two
vulture obsession don’t worry Jonah is
not picking up the carcasses of dead
animals because he’s a serial killer in
training
no it’s considerably more innocent than
that he just wants to use them as bait
for vultures so he can study the birds
behavior you know for science everyone
reacts to tragedy and adversity in their
own special way so if nothing else donut
is at least one of a kind but that
doesn’t make it any less worrisome and
creepy especially considering how young
he is
if you cut their bellies a little bit
the vultures will come swooping again at
like 35 miles an hour
number one del bites a bullet with
millions of dollars on the line defense
hot on his tail and a mountain of
corpses in his wake what seals Del’s
fate an ill-timed insult and somehow
convinced me to partner with a bunch of
rednecks I’m sorry what was that
he calls Darlene a redneck and
unfortunately for del she does not
tolerate such disrespectful language his
shattered face is disturbing enough as
it is but this moment ranks at the top
because it’s so unexpected and happens
in the blink of an eye nothing in the
lead up even hints at the possibility of
del being killed off so it comes
completely out of left field after such
an explosive climax
we can’t wait for season 2 are you out
of your goddamn minds huh are you crazy
do you know who that guy works I suggest
you watch your mouth do you agree with
our picks check out these other great
clips from watch mojo and subscribe for
new videos every day
[Music]
Please follow and like us: