where did that come from this reminds me
the joke
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
comedic moments in action movies you
asshole
fuck you asshole
for this list we’ll be focusing on
intentionally but somewhat unexpectedly
humorous moments in films that
concentrated more on action than on
laughs number 10 let’s dance
kickboxer what am I supposed to roam
here detonator first the next in this
martial arts classic jean-claude van
damme decides to take a break from his
trina– meet prepping by showing us his
lighter side it’s good stuff
what is this translated kiss of death
this involves drunkenness at a local
Bangkok bar which quickly turns into an
awkward dance number
even more hysterical is how this Spurs a
few of the other patrons to start a
fight as they think is dancing is
related to the taunts by Van Dam’s
instructor I tell them you say they know
good fighters and that their mother have
sex with news who is just trying to
speed along his students training number
nine
Harry’s dream True Lies just so bad if
you are a spy as well as action King
Arnold Schwarzenegger you wouldn’t take
a conman hitting on your wife married to
some boring jerk you’re into supporting
jokes yeah you know he doesn’t
appreciate her in True Lies Arnie
investigates such sexual advances by
Bill Paxton Simon who is a used car
salesman posing as a spy just let
yourself slip into the room mm-hmm well
we don’t know exactly what Arnie as
Harry will do oh gosh you got the most
incredible body and a pair of titties
make you want to stand up and beg for
buttermilk we’re led to believe that he
goes with his first brutal impulse while
literally and figuratively being driven
to the breaking point asked like a
ten-year-old boy number eight my kingdom
for a horse Thor
nothing sucks more than being banished
into an environment where nothing
appears to be what it appears to be in
this scene from Thor poor exiled son of
Odin goes out in search of sameer
transportation no idea what I’m supposed
to do after spotting some animals in
their cages at a neighborhood pet store
the demoted god of thunder enters and
awkwardly demands a steep a divorce even
more hilarious is his inquiry for flat
out non-existent alternatives we don’t
have horses just dogs cats birds and
give me one of those large enough to
rock number seven it’s me x-men thanks
don’t mention it in the climax of the
first installment in the x-men film
series Charles Xavier z’ finest are
pitted against Magneto’s henchmen on
Liberty Island
mine
when the team divides to handle each of
the villains separately its Logan who’s
forced to contend with the persuasive
and seductive shapeshifter known as
mystique when he rendevouz back with the
group in Cabarrus a skeptical Cyclops
demands that he proved himself to be the
real Wolverine which he does hey it’s me
prove it you’re a dick okay number six
valuable commodity water world nothing’s
free in Waterworld in this
post-apocalyptic tale drifters of a now
landless earth abide by a code that
mandates they stop for one another to
exchange salvaged goods I do have
something that’ll make a change in my
life after refusing to sell his female
passengers Costner’s character is
eventually offered a bargaining chip
that he couldn’t pass on
however it’s not merely the item itself
that makes this moment hilarious but
also the sellers reaction to its site
paper there’s your scene tape you know
that worn-out printed type could smell
so good i’ma shave up for special trade
number five ladies night
Terminator three rise of the machines
Arnold is back as one of cinema’s most
iconic cyborgs but before he can get to
some ass-kicking he must first find some
appropriate attire to cover his own ass
that is he’s supposed to go around to
the back he starts his search in a
nearby establishment similar to where
his model 101 cousin began in the second
film unfortunately this terminators bar
choice falls short given the festivities
of the evening they go few close hey
lucky for Arnie though the ladies are
not the only ones ready to party
number 4 dying of laughter Death Wish 3
we heard shots what happened I sent them
a message in this scene from Death Wish
3 Charles Bronson is robbed by the most
bizarre hooligan ever to be put to film
regular name laughs when he runs
nobody catched him Jesus he really moves
upon seeing an opportunity for larceny
the kooky criminal appropriately
nicknamed the giggler begins to well
giggle his nonsensical laughter
continues after he successfully snatches
Bronson’s camera
an action for which his laughter is
permanently silenced this leads to even
more laughs in the form of bland cries
of both joy and sadness from local
residents and gang members number three
full regalia Django Unchained make this
stop damn shit
Willard whoa Mike your own got Pam Mac
normally an encounter with a group of
hot blooded racists would be something
to dread but in this instance from
Quentin Tarantino’s western it’s an
outright hilarious experience well if
all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag
I could have cut it better than knit in
this scene before a group of would-be
Klan members proceeds with their raid on
the unsuspecting titular character and
his benefactor we’re gonna whoop that
love a to death they enter into a
farcical feud over how poorly their bag
masks were made I can’t see shit out
it’s night and whether or not they
should continue wearing them in their
ambush
we all think the bag was a nice idea
yeah but not pointing the fingers say
could have been done better so how about
no bags this time but next time we do
the bags right and then we go full
regalia number two Hulk vs Loki The
Avengers
in this superhero film’s climactic New
York warzone sequence the supervillain
Loki is given an up-close and personal
encounter with the strongest and
toughest member of the Avengers I am a
god you dull creature confronting the
enraged green gargantuan the
self-proclaimed God is unexpectedly
grabbed and given a complimentary Hulk
smash beating that had theater audiences
everywhere cheering and laughing all at
once puny God before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
it’s at the bun with the article on
deep-sea fishing yeah
happy love oh you got numb tongue nobody
I can fix that there’s a ship once bunk
wrong woman number one the gun is
mightier than the sword Raiders of the
Lost Ark
taking the top spot on our list is a
comic relief moment from the hero that
we popularized the fedora while
searching for leads to the titular
artifact in Cairo dr. Jones and his
partner Marion are forced to separate
after being intercepted by locals under
their Nazi rivals payroll
after contending with their attackers in
DS search for his companion is briefly
interrupted when yet another henchman
appears and challenges him to a duel and
he effortlessly obliges do you agree
with our list with so many other action
movies loaded with comedy or sure we
might have missed a few
so which had a comedic moment you
couldn’t stop laughing at no maybe I’m
talking to the wrong person here for
more hilarious and action-packed top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
you
the joke
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
comedic moments in action movies you
asshole
fuck you asshole
for this list we’ll be focusing on
intentionally but somewhat unexpectedly
humorous moments in films that
concentrated more on action than on
laughs number 10 let’s dance
kickboxer what am I supposed to roam
here detonator first the next in this
martial arts classic jean-claude van
damme decides to take a break from his
trina– meet prepping by showing us his
lighter side it’s good stuff
what is this translated kiss of death
this involves drunkenness at a local
Bangkok bar which quickly turns into an
awkward dance number
even more hysterical is how this Spurs a
few of the other patrons to start a
fight as they think is dancing is
related to the taunts by Van Dam’s
instructor I tell them you say they know
good fighters and that their mother have
sex with news who is just trying to
speed along his students training number
nine
Harry’s dream True Lies just so bad if
you are a spy as well as action King
Arnold Schwarzenegger you wouldn’t take
a conman hitting on your wife married to
some boring jerk you’re into supporting
jokes yeah you know he doesn’t
appreciate her in True Lies Arnie
investigates such sexual advances by
Bill Paxton Simon who is a used car
salesman posing as a spy just let
yourself slip into the room mm-hmm well
we don’t know exactly what Arnie as
Harry will do oh gosh you got the most
incredible body and a pair of titties
make you want to stand up and beg for
buttermilk we’re led to believe that he
goes with his first brutal impulse while
literally and figuratively being driven
to the breaking point asked like a
ten-year-old boy number eight my kingdom
for a horse Thor
nothing sucks more than being banished
into an environment where nothing
appears to be what it appears to be in
this scene from Thor poor exiled son of
Odin goes out in search of sameer
transportation no idea what I’m supposed
to do after spotting some animals in
their cages at a neighborhood pet store
the demoted god of thunder enters and
awkwardly demands a steep a divorce even
more hilarious is his inquiry for flat
out non-existent alternatives we don’t
have horses just dogs cats birds and
give me one of those large enough to
rock number seven it’s me x-men thanks
don’t mention it in the climax of the
first installment in the x-men film
series Charles Xavier z’ finest are
pitted against Magneto’s henchmen on
Liberty Island
mine
when the team divides to handle each of
the villains separately its Logan who’s
forced to contend with the persuasive
and seductive shapeshifter known as
mystique when he rendevouz back with the
group in Cabarrus a skeptical Cyclops
demands that he proved himself to be the
real Wolverine which he does hey it’s me
prove it you’re a dick okay number six
valuable commodity water world nothing’s
free in Waterworld in this
post-apocalyptic tale drifters of a now
landless earth abide by a code that
mandates they stop for one another to
exchange salvaged goods I do have
something that’ll make a change in my
life after refusing to sell his female
passengers Costner’s character is
eventually offered a bargaining chip
that he couldn’t pass on
however it’s not merely the item itself
that makes this moment hilarious but
also the sellers reaction to its site
paper there’s your scene tape you know
that worn-out printed type could smell
so good i’ma shave up for special trade
number five ladies night
Terminator three rise of the machines
Arnold is back as one of cinema’s most
iconic cyborgs but before he can get to
some ass-kicking he must first find some
appropriate attire to cover his own ass
that is he’s supposed to go around to
the back he starts his search in a
nearby establishment similar to where
his model 101 cousin began in the second
film unfortunately this terminators bar
choice falls short given the festivities
of the evening they go few close hey
lucky for Arnie though the ladies are
not the only ones ready to party
number 4 dying of laughter Death Wish 3
we heard shots what happened I sent them
a message in this scene from Death Wish
3 Charles Bronson is robbed by the most
bizarre hooligan ever to be put to film
regular name laughs when he runs
nobody catched him Jesus he really moves
upon seeing an opportunity for larceny
the kooky criminal appropriately
nicknamed the giggler begins to well
giggle his nonsensical laughter
continues after he successfully snatches
Bronson’s camera
an action for which his laughter is
permanently silenced this leads to even
more laughs in the form of bland cries
of both joy and sadness from local
residents and gang members number three
full regalia Django Unchained make this
stop damn shit
Willard whoa Mike your own got Pam Mac
normally an encounter with a group of
hot blooded racists would be something
to dread but in this instance from
Quentin Tarantino’s western it’s an
outright hilarious experience well if
all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag
I could have cut it better than knit in
this scene before a group of would-be
Klan members proceeds with their raid on
the unsuspecting titular character and
his benefactor we’re gonna whoop that
love a to death they enter into a
farcical feud over how poorly their bag
masks were made I can’t see shit out
it’s night and whether or not they
should continue wearing them in their
ambush
we all think the bag was a nice idea
yeah but not pointing the fingers say
could have been done better so how about
no bags this time but next time we do
the bags right and then we go full
regalia number two Hulk vs Loki The
Avengers
in this superhero film’s climactic New
York warzone sequence the supervillain
Loki is given an up-close and personal
encounter with the strongest and
toughest member of the Avengers I am a
god you dull creature confronting the
enraged green gargantuan the
self-proclaimed God is unexpectedly
grabbed and given a complimentary Hulk
smash beating that had theater audiences
everywhere cheering and laughing all at
once puny God before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
it’s at the bun with the article on
deep-sea fishing yeah
happy love oh you got numb tongue nobody
I can fix that there’s a ship once bunk
wrong woman number one the gun is
mightier than the sword Raiders of the
Lost Ark
taking the top spot on our list is a
comic relief moment from the hero that
we popularized the fedora while
searching for leads to the titular
artifact in Cairo dr. Jones and his
partner Marion are forced to separate
after being intercepted by locals under
their Nazi rivals payroll
after contending with their attackers in
DS search for his companion is briefly
interrupted when yet another henchman
appears and challenges him to a duel and
he effortlessly obliges do you agree
with our list with so many other action
movies loaded with comedy or sure we
might have missed a few
so which had a comedic moment you
couldn’t stop laughing at no maybe I’m
talking to the wrong person here for
more hilarious and action-packed top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
you
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