what are you doing here
I’ve been asking myself the same
question classic or not these are the
movies that men fear welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down the top 10 chick flicks
that men hate I don’t believe you baby
just to be clear we’re not saying that
these are necessarily bad movies
we’re simply pointing out that they
happen to be unappealing to those born
with a y chromosome number 10 Bridget
Jones’s Diary let’s get things started
with a Hugh Grant movie well they’re all
pretty painful to watch this one casts
grants self-important overblown
stuttering idiot persona in a bad-boy
role beyond that his love interest is
Renee Zellweger who plays the all too
compelling role of a woman struggling
with her weight age job and confidence
all while keeping a diary about her male
fantasies sounds fun doesn’t it I’m just
good because well
number nine dirty dancing for a film
that sounds like it has promise
it sure does have a lot of sappy moments
I’ll never be sorry
neither will i its story centers on a
girl named baby falling in love with a
frequently shirtless dance instructor
played by Patrick Swayze while there was
potential for something compelling it
unfortunately comes off as so hokey that
it’s sickening please not another Swayze
a shot
also it features a surprising amount of
80s music for a film set in the 60s yes
I know what’s on your mind you see
stay with me
number eight mama Mia we get it the
characters feel strongly about stuff do
they really have to sing about it all
the time for the uninitiated Mamma Mia
is basically Abba music wrapped in fluff
masquerading as Shakespeare I wasn’t
jealous before we met at the center of
this spectacle is a girl who doesn’t
know who her biological father is which
concludes with the important moral that
you shouldn’t settle for one father when
you can have three loaded ones number
seven a lock to remember this romantic
drama features a jerk-off jock that ends
up falling for a terminally ill
religious girl gut-wrenchingly
depressing it’s also painfully formulaic
specifically aimed at tugging on your
heart strings while hammering home a few
religious undertones just for good
measure although there’s nothing
fanatically wrong with the film watching
it is like pulling off a band-aid for an
hour and a half she taught me everything
about life hope in the long journey
ahead number six my best friend’s
wedding it’s just makes everything so
perfect weddings there’s always a winner
here a woman realizes that she loves her
best friend but it’s too late he’s about
to marry a gorgeous rich chick you the
shenanigans because everybody knows the
best way to win somebody over is to
sabotage his happiness ah but see it’s
okay because the person who really
stands to get hurt is a ditzy blonde
girl so she obviously deserves it right
number five
Sex in the City apparently the joys of
being a middle-aged woman are best
expressed by a film which depicts men as
unintelligent one-dimensional creatures
that only desire sex aside from the
brutal accuracy of that aspect the film
is a redundant fantasy that is about as
complex and compelling as the cliffnotes
to an issue of Cosmo Jesus honey wax
much
why the fuck doesn’t anyone ever ask
Carrie what the hell she’s wearing
number four the English Patient Elaine
from Seinfeld said it best and she
wasn’t even a dude quit telling your
stupid story about the stupid desert and
just die already
die a tragic tale about a doomed romance
between a field nurse and a horribly
burned World War two pilot it’s the
special kind of chick flick that
celebrates adultery aiming to be the
next Casablanca the long tedious
flashbacks drag the film to torturously
boring lengths rather than a sweeping
romantic epic it’s actually just a
surefire way to cure insomnia you’re
wearing the thimble cause oh is where
I’ve always worn it I’ve always loved
number three Dear John heartthrob
Channing Tatum stars in this depressing
cliched and unwashable film and we’re
not even speaking about GI Joe I don’t
know why I came here attempting to
capitalize on the notebooks fanatic
popularity it drags the audience through
a checklist of cliches in a story about
love war and snail mail because you know
email isn’t romantic yeah we’re looking
at you Tom Hanks I’ve been staring at
this blank page in the last two hours
I’m being honest I’ve been staring at it
for the last two months
number two the notebook aside from the
framing device with the old people which
don’t lie nobody really likes you can
basically describe the plot from the
notebook by copying the plot of Lady and
the Tramp and substituting all the
instances of the word poodle or Ryan
Gosling and the pound for World War two
aside from the totally believable parts
of the film where Ryan Gosling gets
rejected we get to top the whole thing
off with a crushing reminder that
Alzheimer’s is still technically
stronger than love what’s going on here
am I supposed to know you no no no
number one Twilight
taking the top spot is the chick flick
that takes werewolves and vampires two
of the coolest things around and dfangs
them making them all shirtless sparkly
and sappy overflowing with tortured
teenage angst cardboard characters and
painfully awful acting only the pre
tedious tub girl could enjoy a film that
literally sucks this hard
agree with our list as a guy which
chick-flick is your greatest nightmare
to be dragged to I for more entertaining
top 10s be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com when I know it’s been
awkward as ass but this there’s no need
to leave no actually there is
I’ve been asking myself the same
question classic or not these are the
movies that men fear welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down the top 10 chick flicks
that men hate I don’t believe you baby
just to be clear we’re not saying that
these are necessarily bad movies
we’re simply pointing out that they
happen to be unappealing to those born
with a y chromosome number 10 Bridget
Jones’s Diary let’s get things started
with a Hugh Grant movie well they’re all
pretty painful to watch this one casts
grants self-important overblown
stuttering idiot persona in a bad-boy
role beyond that his love interest is
Renee Zellweger who plays the all too
compelling role of a woman struggling
with her weight age job and confidence
all while keeping a diary about her male
fantasies sounds fun doesn’t it I’m just
good because well
number nine dirty dancing for a film
that sounds like it has promise
it sure does have a lot of sappy moments
I’ll never be sorry
neither will i its story centers on a
girl named baby falling in love with a
frequently shirtless dance instructor
played by Patrick Swayze while there was
potential for something compelling it
unfortunately comes off as so hokey that
it’s sickening please not another Swayze
a shot
also it features a surprising amount of
80s music for a film set in the 60s yes
I know what’s on your mind you see
stay with me
number eight mama Mia we get it the
characters feel strongly about stuff do
they really have to sing about it all
the time for the uninitiated Mamma Mia
is basically Abba music wrapped in fluff
masquerading as Shakespeare I wasn’t
jealous before we met at the center of
this spectacle is a girl who doesn’t
know who her biological father is which
concludes with the important moral that
you shouldn’t settle for one father when
you can have three loaded ones number
seven a lock to remember this romantic
drama features a jerk-off jock that ends
up falling for a terminally ill
religious girl gut-wrenchingly
depressing it’s also painfully formulaic
specifically aimed at tugging on your
heart strings while hammering home a few
religious undertones just for good
measure although there’s nothing
fanatically wrong with the film watching
it is like pulling off a band-aid for an
hour and a half she taught me everything
about life hope in the long journey
ahead number six my best friend’s
wedding it’s just makes everything so
perfect weddings there’s always a winner
here a woman realizes that she loves her
best friend but it’s too late he’s about
to marry a gorgeous rich chick you the
shenanigans because everybody knows the
best way to win somebody over is to
sabotage his happiness ah but see it’s
okay because the person who really
stands to get hurt is a ditzy blonde
girl so she obviously deserves it right
number five
Sex in the City apparently the joys of
being a middle-aged woman are best
expressed by a film which depicts men as
unintelligent one-dimensional creatures
that only desire sex aside from the
brutal accuracy of that aspect the film
is a redundant fantasy that is about as
complex and compelling as the cliffnotes
to an issue of Cosmo Jesus honey wax
much
why the fuck doesn’t anyone ever ask
Carrie what the hell she’s wearing
number four the English Patient Elaine
from Seinfeld said it best and she
wasn’t even a dude quit telling your
stupid story about the stupid desert and
just die already
die a tragic tale about a doomed romance
between a field nurse and a horribly
burned World War two pilot it’s the
special kind of chick flick that
celebrates adultery aiming to be the
next Casablanca the long tedious
flashbacks drag the film to torturously
boring lengths rather than a sweeping
romantic epic it’s actually just a
surefire way to cure insomnia you’re
wearing the thimble cause oh is where
I’ve always worn it I’ve always loved
number three Dear John heartthrob
Channing Tatum stars in this depressing
cliched and unwashable film and we’re
not even speaking about GI Joe I don’t
know why I came here attempting to
capitalize on the notebooks fanatic
popularity it drags the audience through
a checklist of cliches in a story about
love war and snail mail because you know
email isn’t romantic yeah we’re looking
at you Tom Hanks I’ve been staring at
this blank page in the last two hours
I’m being honest I’ve been staring at it
for the last two months
number two the notebook aside from the
framing device with the old people which
don’t lie nobody really likes you can
basically describe the plot from the
notebook by copying the plot of Lady and
the Tramp and substituting all the
instances of the word poodle or Ryan
Gosling and the pound for World War two
aside from the totally believable parts
of the film where Ryan Gosling gets
rejected we get to top the whole thing
off with a crushing reminder that
Alzheimer’s is still technically
stronger than love what’s going on here
am I supposed to know you no no no
number one Twilight
taking the top spot is the chick flick
that takes werewolves and vampires two
of the coolest things around and dfangs
them making them all shirtless sparkly
and sappy overflowing with tortured
teenage angst cardboard characters and
painfully awful acting only the pre
tedious tub girl could enjoy a film that
literally sucks this hard
agree with our list as a guy which
chick-flick is your greatest nightmare
to be dragged to I for more entertaining
top 10s be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com when I know it’s been
awkward as ass but this there’s no need
to leave no actually there is
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