corny writing in videogames isn’t just
reserved for dialogue welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 cheesy
video games songs and stage name are
tunic design industries just be clear
we’re not saying that them songs are
necessarily bad but more that they’re
hilarious lyrics won’t get them on any
other lists which is why portals still
alive please out also the song has to
have lyrics and we’re excluding licensed
songs so bayonetta’s fly me to the moon
is out thank god check out our list for
top 10 retro and modern video game
themes for the good ones by the way how
do you think I keep this lovely pin
number 10 zombies on your lawn by Laura
Shaggy Hara plants vs. zombies
Oh
starting things off is the charming
ballad sung by a sunflower about how a
backyard garden of deadly plants defend
their lawn against zombies and you wanna
but all the pets off of my head and how
zombies protect themselves against said
plants
if Laura’s cute singing voice doesn’t
get you in the mood for undead
horticultural defense nothing else will
also fun fact Laura did the song in
Japanese as well
because the key
tell me what
number nine I’m the wind by Cynthia
Harold Castlevania Symphony of the Night
finally beating a game whose soundtrack
has been a constant theme of energetic
motivation you’re rewarded with this
drifting high
the sky does end city it’s called space
okay
the song doesn’t really make a lot of
sense but hey it’s a Japanese game what
do you want
day still
the vocals are really good though sadly
the song was removed from later versions
of the game since Cynthia is now a
signed artist
No
there
number eight following Stanley by Blake
Robinson the Stanley parable
we had a bit of a debate in the
WatchMojo office on whether duh d’duh
Dom counts as lyrics but he came to the
conclusion that for regular songs it
doesn’t but for cheesy songs yes it does
this surprisingly motivating song
suddenly bursts out while you’re
following an adventure line because um a
narrator could you help us out with this
one cut the music
go back and look at that fern Stanley
this fern will be very important later
in the story that’s not all we met
number seven you are dead total
distortion we couldn’t find you for both
this one but nonetheless it’s a classic
in case you weren’t able to figure out
what happens that you fail a challenge
or run out of life force the game gives
you a good hint in the form of this song
your heart has stopped down your brain
is cold your body is starting to show
fans in the conscience who watch this
play that they’re fine
number six clayfighter clayfighter
songs with lyrics on 16-bit systems are
extremely rare nevertheless play fighter
ended up pioneering the trend along with
their song about clay fighter
add into that song some sweet 16-bit
guitar shredding and you get a great
intro to to start off your game
yeah the lyrics are pretty limited but
considering its the SNES it’s forgivable
number five rescue girl by jake kauffman
mighty switch force – what better way to
celebrate saving the world that by
dancing to a tune that sounds like a mix
of the Village People with some 90’s boy
band thrown in
it’s rather fitting as the game is set
on a burning planet with a female
protagonist through the firefighter and
rescues babies by kicking them wait what
anyway a disco song paying tribute to
her wealth color us
keep it
we see
number four DK rap by grant kirkhope
Donkey Kong 64 to the intro to the game
starts out with the Kong family breaking
it down with crankiest the DJ with some
infamously terrible lyrics grant stated
on his website that he originally wrote
the DK rap as a joke of that we can be
sure but the question remains if we’re
laughing at him or with him number three
a pirate I was meant to be by Michael
LAN the curse of Monkey Island his chest
fur just is the life of guy brush
Threepwood after losing the map to blood
island to rottingham because his crew
were sidetracked by the sight of a
breaching whale hey look guys a whale
ma’am said crew figure there’s only one
way to get motivated come on men we’ve
got to recover that map that IRA ttle be
done for any falls into our trap
what makes this song great is that the
player can choose what lyrics come next
even if that’s not what guy brushing
Candice just to my heart owned am a
pirate I was meant to be trim the sails
and roam the sea the best part is when
guy brush unintentionally contributes
you say you’re nasty pirates leaving
feeding bad bushwhackers from what I’ve
seen I tell you you’re not pirates
you’re to slap a fire I was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea number
to katamari on the rocks by you my Aki
and masayuki Tanaka Katamari Damacy
don’t only do your best
well pretty much all of the songs on the
katamari soundtrack are eligible of
making this list our personal favorite
is Katamari on the rocks
already the game itself is pretty weird
so adding a kooky Japanese songs with a
few breakout English lines pretty much
takes the cake
honestly we don’t think this needs any
further explanations just watch listen
judge for yourself
before we get to number one here are a
few more kooky songs that had us been
used when about know is time to rock
with the biggity buck bumble what about
now is time to rock with the pickety bum
bum bum to the path to the bomb holidays
bump to the bomb to the phone
see Ricky
torpedo run shoot the fly-in monkeys and
sink that funky little battleship don’t
name walk to Russia don’t name
you don’t do one
is your door
number one night trap by sunny blue
skies night trap taking the top spot is
the song that not only is one of the
cheesiest songs ever but it could also
easily pass as a cheesy P movie song
tennis racket guitar and all
ladies and gentlemen I give you the
result of game companies in the 90s
experimenting with CD technology
by the way those blips you’re hearing
isn’t a glitch it’s actually the game
telling you hey you missed an enemy why
aren’t you watching the empty hallways
in the house
do you agree with our list which
cringe-worthy game song do you keep on
your iPod for more catchy top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
and um well uh door hinge no no guess
the songs over then guess ooh okay
back to work
reserved for dialogue welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 cheesy
video games songs and stage name are
tunic design industries just be clear
we’re not saying that them songs are
necessarily bad but more that they’re
hilarious lyrics won’t get them on any
other lists which is why portals still
alive please out also the song has to
have lyrics and we’re excluding licensed
songs so bayonetta’s fly me to the moon
is out thank god check out our list for
top 10 retro and modern video game
themes for the good ones by the way how
do you think I keep this lovely pin
number 10 zombies on your lawn by Laura
Shaggy Hara plants vs. zombies
Oh
starting things off is the charming
ballad sung by a sunflower about how a
backyard garden of deadly plants defend
their lawn against zombies and you wanna
but all the pets off of my head and how
zombies protect themselves against said
plants
if Laura’s cute singing voice doesn’t
get you in the mood for undead
horticultural defense nothing else will
also fun fact Laura did the song in
Japanese as well
because the key
tell me what
number nine I’m the wind by Cynthia
Harold Castlevania Symphony of the Night
finally beating a game whose soundtrack
has been a constant theme of energetic
motivation you’re rewarded with this
drifting high
the sky does end city it’s called space
okay
the song doesn’t really make a lot of
sense but hey it’s a Japanese game what
do you want
day still
the vocals are really good though sadly
the song was removed from later versions
of the game since Cynthia is now a
signed artist
No
there
number eight following Stanley by Blake
Robinson the Stanley parable
we had a bit of a debate in the
WatchMojo office on whether duh d’duh
Dom counts as lyrics but he came to the
conclusion that for regular songs it
doesn’t but for cheesy songs yes it does
this surprisingly motivating song
suddenly bursts out while you’re
following an adventure line because um a
narrator could you help us out with this
one cut the music
go back and look at that fern Stanley
this fern will be very important later
in the story that’s not all we met
number seven you are dead total
distortion we couldn’t find you for both
this one but nonetheless it’s a classic
in case you weren’t able to figure out
what happens that you fail a challenge
or run out of life force the game gives
you a good hint in the form of this song
your heart has stopped down your brain
is cold your body is starting to show
fans in the conscience who watch this
play that they’re fine
number six clayfighter clayfighter
songs with lyrics on 16-bit systems are
extremely rare nevertheless play fighter
ended up pioneering the trend along with
their song about clay fighter
add into that song some sweet 16-bit
guitar shredding and you get a great
intro to to start off your game
yeah the lyrics are pretty limited but
considering its the SNES it’s forgivable
number five rescue girl by jake kauffman
mighty switch force – what better way to
celebrate saving the world that by
dancing to a tune that sounds like a mix
of the Village People with some 90’s boy
band thrown in
it’s rather fitting as the game is set
on a burning planet with a female
protagonist through the firefighter and
rescues babies by kicking them wait what
anyway a disco song paying tribute to
her wealth color us
keep it
we see
number four DK rap by grant kirkhope
Donkey Kong 64 to the intro to the game
starts out with the Kong family breaking
it down with crankiest the DJ with some
infamously terrible lyrics grant stated
on his website that he originally wrote
the DK rap as a joke of that we can be
sure but the question remains if we’re
laughing at him or with him number three
a pirate I was meant to be by Michael
LAN the curse of Monkey Island his chest
fur just is the life of guy brush
Threepwood after losing the map to blood
island to rottingham because his crew
were sidetracked by the sight of a
breaching whale hey look guys a whale
ma’am said crew figure there’s only one
way to get motivated come on men we’ve
got to recover that map that IRA ttle be
done for any falls into our trap
what makes this song great is that the
player can choose what lyrics come next
even if that’s not what guy brushing
Candice just to my heart owned am a
pirate I was meant to be trim the sails
and roam the sea the best part is when
guy brush unintentionally contributes
you say you’re nasty pirates leaving
feeding bad bushwhackers from what I’ve
seen I tell you you’re not pirates
you’re to slap a fire I was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea number
to katamari on the rocks by you my Aki
and masayuki Tanaka Katamari Damacy
don’t only do your best
well pretty much all of the songs on the
katamari soundtrack are eligible of
making this list our personal favorite
is Katamari on the rocks
already the game itself is pretty weird
so adding a kooky Japanese songs with a
few breakout English lines pretty much
takes the cake
honestly we don’t think this needs any
further explanations just watch listen
judge for yourself
before we get to number one here are a
few more kooky songs that had us been
used when about know is time to rock
with the biggity buck bumble what about
now is time to rock with the pickety bum
bum bum to the path to the bomb holidays
bump to the bomb to the phone
see Ricky
torpedo run shoot the fly-in monkeys and
sink that funky little battleship don’t
name walk to Russia don’t name
you don’t do one
is your door
number one night trap by sunny blue
skies night trap taking the top spot is
the song that not only is one of the
cheesiest songs ever but it could also
easily pass as a cheesy P movie song
tennis racket guitar and all
ladies and gentlemen I give you the
result of game companies in the 90s
experimenting with CD technology
by the way those blips you’re hearing
isn’t a glitch it’s actually the game
telling you hey you missed an enemy why
aren’t you watching the empty hallways
in the house
do you agree with our list which
cringe-worthy game song do you keep on
your iPod for more catchy top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
and um well uh door hinge no no guess
the songs over then guess ooh okay
back to work
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