Lala and yum-yum-yum Aphrodite’s legacy
lives on
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
aphrodisiacs champagne chocolate-covered
strawberries oysters are the kids a
little young for the aphrodisiacs
they’re aphrodisiacs
who knew bubbly for this list we’re
highlighting the edible treats that take
romance to the next level sure the
spoken word and physical sweat can get
some revved up however we’re focusing
solely on healthy aphrodisiacs that
stimulate the body so things like
Spanish Fly are out too tiny the gun
come on
that depends on your definition of safe
sex number 10 red wine
surprise surprise nothing sets the mood
quite like a glass of high-priced Merlot
or perhaps even a $5 bottle of discount
Cabernet would you like a glass of wine
got red
a burn a regardless of your budget mojo
holics red wine will not only calm your
nerves but also keep your blood flowing
thanks to the antioxidant known as
resveratrol I like my wine okay so silly
and fYI red wine has a chemical called
resveratrol in it which has been proven
to significantly extend human lifespan
just remember to drink in moderation so
you can rise to the occasion and stay
classy you stay classy planet Earth
after all you want to remember the
experience right like plenty the Eldar
once said in vino veritas
or in wine there is truth in vino
veritas
number 9 pomegranate pomegranate fun on
set pomegranate originating in the
Mediterranean the Punic agreen Adam has
long helped physically challenged men
satisfy their lovers pomegranate
contains juice that will have you
feeling a sensational lust for life and
insatiable thirst for romance in other
words it helps dudes get erections I
have second erection right now
some like to nibble on the arils while
others prefer blended smoothies to enjoy
the astounding effects the ancient
Egyptians viewed pomegranate as a symbol
of ambition while the Greeks believed it
came from the blood of Adonis and
Iranian see the pomegranate as a symbol
of love and fertility nightly she sings
on yon pomegranate tree so remember to
thank the gods when pomegranate gets you
laid number 8 watermelon you’ve had a
long day and the couch seems to be
calling your name well I think my couch
is calling sir change of course you’re
anxious girlfriend or boyfriend is too
and they want some action action the
next time this happens do yourself a
favor and have some watermelon nearby
the phytonutrient citrulline leads to a
heightened sense of sexuality and a
steady flow of blood will have you
feeling good almost like a natural
viagra before you wear yourself out a
second time let the power of the
watermelon transform you into an
undeniable sex machine number seven
Chili Peppers blood sugar baby
these have it sex magic just as the
music of the Red Hot Chili Peppers is
filled with love and intensity actual
Chili Peppers represent the same thing
tiny enough to the pepper to play
against the sweetness
adventurous take a couple of bites of
these babies prior to a love session and
you’ll instantly feel incredible since
Chili Peppers stimulate endorphins that
make your brain say hey I like this I
like it be careful however because one
too many could make you a hot sweaty
mess unfit for sexual intercourse your
sweaty mess Are you ill
you can always cool down by taking your
clothes off though take your clothes off
right now right now take them off number
six bananas here’s a tip fellas women
don’t like small bananas hey get these
little bananas so the next time you’re
at the store make sure you treat your
lady ripe press these are plantains and
there’s nothing wrong with them in fact
a lot of women prefer them to
normal-sized bananas because they’re
exotic and flavorful and very very
special yes sure Louis all the sorority
girls are clamoring for the plantain
section stop with this bananas not only
give us energy through vitamins but the
potassium improves muscle strength as
well which allows for more versatility
in the bedroom is that cause back when I
was your age I always used to make
myself out fig banana split after sex I
think you’re gonna need one tonight oh
the last thing you want is to find
yourself on the disabled list after a
nasty groin pull
I gotta get full bike ride take care of
yourself by enjoying a big ol banana and
let the good
roll there’s always an aphrodisiac in
the banana stand always money in the
banana stand
number five strawberries strawberries
hey girl
what do you think about sharing a fresh
batch of strawberries there’s something
inherently romantic about this fruit
what with its many seeds which symbolize
fertility and not only our strawberries
pleasant to look at but they also
invigorate the mind body and soul with
vitamin C and other nutrients women love
strawberries and guys shouldn’t be
afraid to embrace this fruit either be
sure to keep your refrigerator stocked
up on a weekly basis you never know what
each day will bring but you can damn
sure be prepared with plenty of
strawberries at your disposal of the go
tastes like egg strawberries number four
avocado we’ve all heard the rumors and
yes it’s true the Aztecs were the
original Kings of Comedy making
offensive and horrific jokes about the
shape of delicious avocados after all
the Aztec word for avocado means means
testicle this aphrodisiac shouldn’t be
laughed at though even if they do
resemble a pair of balls hanging from a
tree the avocado is to be thoroughly
enjoyed as it’s full of vitamin E and
will instantly improve your love life
all depends on how much vitamin E I can
get my hands on you’ll be ready to rock
after consuming a little avocado and
your lover will be like damn we need
some more avocado gu ACA mo le guacamole
number three honey if you have the talk
about the birds and the bees you’ll know
that everything about this gift from the
bees symbolizes romance honey there’s no
romance without finance with a few drops
you’ll feel ready for a quick roll in
the hay with renewed energy while the
minerals help keep testosterone levels
and estrogen in check if you really want
to get freaky some couples have been
known to apply honey to each other’s
bodies which always requires a follow-up
session in the shower I go to the
farmers market again I get into a
dispute with a guy named crazy Cody he’s
got poured honey on his body I’m
wrestling a man with honey it’s all up
to you go crazy with honey on a daily
basis or save it for the
special occasion like a honeymoon suite
really your loved ones number two
Easter’s never underestimate the power
of the oyster have you ever had a
wasters did you know boy stirs are an
aphrodisiac
it takes a certain amount of skill to
become a master austere shucker and your
special someone will be impressed by
your command of the craft we’re starting
with oysters you know what they say
about oysters doing – they have
parasites no well some people say that
oysters are an aphrodisiac
then there’s the mutual consumption as
both of your bodies fill up with zinc
and amino acids thus transforming you
into wild sex animals destined to do the
deed what we’re saying is that Easter’s
have a long-standing reputation as a
potent aphrodisiac and the buzz is real
have a few oysters after a couple of
glasses of wine and see what happens boy
stirs and sex have something in common
they’re both that good you close an eye
to the mess that they make
before we gobble down our top pick here
are a few honorable mentions number one
chocolate
it’s the ultimate aphrodisiac that
sparks romance before consumption and
elevates it to the next level after a
few tastes chocolate is simply delicious
and it’s the real complement for any
lovemaking scenario could you put an
exercise chocalate in my mind welcome
chocolates an aphrodisiac you know that
but there is science involved as
chocolate contains the love chemical
phenyl ethyl amine along with the
feel-good chemical by the name of Ananda
my the female experiences a biological
reaction to chocolate that triggers the
same pleasurable responses in the brain
as are triggered during the sex by
substituting chocolate for sex the
female will soon learn the difference
between sex and love love for a man will
no longer occupy her more but does it
really matter what they’re called
chocolate creates a relaxed feeling of
well-being and it makes everything just
a little bit better ironically this
aphrodisiac might even be more alluring
than sex itself do you agree with our
list
what aphrodisiacs work up your sexual
appetite for more mind-blowing top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com damn little lady you so
can’t put it away
you
lives on
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
aphrodisiacs champagne chocolate-covered
strawberries oysters are the kids a
little young for the aphrodisiacs
they’re aphrodisiacs
who knew bubbly for this list we’re
highlighting the edible treats that take
romance to the next level sure the
spoken word and physical sweat can get
some revved up however we’re focusing
solely on healthy aphrodisiacs that
stimulate the body so things like
Spanish Fly are out too tiny the gun
come on
that depends on your definition of safe
sex number 10 red wine
surprise surprise nothing sets the mood
quite like a glass of high-priced Merlot
or perhaps even a $5 bottle of discount
Cabernet would you like a glass of wine
got red
a burn a regardless of your budget mojo
holics red wine will not only calm your
nerves but also keep your blood flowing
thanks to the antioxidant known as
resveratrol I like my wine okay so silly
and fYI red wine has a chemical called
resveratrol in it which has been proven
to significantly extend human lifespan
just remember to drink in moderation so
you can rise to the occasion and stay
classy you stay classy planet Earth
after all you want to remember the
experience right like plenty the Eldar
once said in vino veritas
or in wine there is truth in vino
veritas
number 9 pomegranate pomegranate fun on
set pomegranate originating in the
Mediterranean the Punic agreen Adam has
long helped physically challenged men
satisfy their lovers pomegranate
contains juice that will have you
feeling a sensational lust for life and
insatiable thirst for romance in other
words it helps dudes get erections I
have second erection right now
some like to nibble on the arils while
others prefer blended smoothies to enjoy
the astounding effects the ancient
Egyptians viewed pomegranate as a symbol
of ambition while the Greeks believed it
came from the blood of Adonis and
Iranian see the pomegranate as a symbol
of love and fertility nightly she sings
on yon pomegranate tree so remember to
thank the gods when pomegranate gets you
laid number 8 watermelon you’ve had a
long day and the couch seems to be
calling your name well I think my couch
is calling sir change of course you’re
anxious girlfriend or boyfriend is too
and they want some action action the
next time this happens do yourself a
favor and have some watermelon nearby
the phytonutrient citrulline leads to a
heightened sense of sexuality and a
steady flow of blood will have you
feeling good almost like a natural
viagra before you wear yourself out a
second time let the power of the
watermelon transform you into an
undeniable sex machine number seven
Chili Peppers blood sugar baby
these have it sex magic just as the
music of the Red Hot Chili Peppers is
filled with love and intensity actual
Chili Peppers represent the same thing
tiny enough to the pepper to play
against the sweetness
adventurous take a couple of bites of
these babies prior to a love session and
you’ll instantly feel incredible since
Chili Peppers stimulate endorphins that
make your brain say hey I like this I
like it be careful however because one
too many could make you a hot sweaty
mess unfit for sexual intercourse your
sweaty mess Are you ill
you can always cool down by taking your
clothes off though take your clothes off
right now right now take them off number
six bananas here’s a tip fellas women
don’t like small bananas hey get these
little bananas so the next time you’re
at the store make sure you treat your
lady ripe press these are plantains and
there’s nothing wrong with them in fact
a lot of women prefer them to
normal-sized bananas because they’re
exotic and flavorful and very very
special yes sure Louis all the sorority
girls are clamoring for the plantain
section stop with this bananas not only
give us energy through vitamins but the
potassium improves muscle strength as
well which allows for more versatility
in the bedroom is that cause back when I
was your age I always used to make
myself out fig banana split after sex I
think you’re gonna need one tonight oh
the last thing you want is to find
yourself on the disabled list after a
nasty groin pull
I gotta get full bike ride take care of
yourself by enjoying a big ol banana and
let the good
roll there’s always an aphrodisiac in
the banana stand always money in the
banana stand
number five strawberries strawberries
hey girl
what do you think about sharing a fresh
batch of strawberries there’s something
inherently romantic about this fruit
what with its many seeds which symbolize
fertility and not only our strawberries
pleasant to look at but they also
invigorate the mind body and soul with
vitamin C and other nutrients women love
strawberries and guys shouldn’t be
afraid to embrace this fruit either be
sure to keep your refrigerator stocked
up on a weekly basis you never know what
each day will bring but you can damn
sure be prepared with plenty of
strawberries at your disposal of the go
tastes like egg strawberries number four
avocado we’ve all heard the rumors and
yes it’s true the Aztecs were the
original Kings of Comedy making
offensive and horrific jokes about the
shape of delicious avocados after all
the Aztec word for avocado means means
testicle this aphrodisiac shouldn’t be
laughed at though even if they do
resemble a pair of balls hanging from a
tree the avocado is to be thoroughly
enjoyed as it’s full of vitamin E and
will instantly improve your love life
all depends on how much vitamin E I can
get my hands on you’ll be ready to rock
after consuming a little avocado and
your lover will be like damn we need
some more avocado gu ACA mo le guacamole
number three honey if you have the talk
about the birds and the bees you’ll know
that everything about this gift from the
bees symbolizes romance honey there’s no
romance without finance with a few drops
you’ll feel ready for a quick roll in
the hay with renewed energy while the
minerals help keep testosterone levels
and estrogen in check if you really want
to get freaky some couples have been
known to apply honey to each other’s
bodies which always requires a follow-up
session in the shower I go to the
farmers market again I get into a
dispute with a guy named crazy Cody he’s
got poured honey on his body I’m
wrestling a man with honey it’s all up
to you go crazy with honey on a daily
basis or save it for the
special occasion like a honeymoon suite
really your loved ones number two
Easter’s never underestimate the power
of the oyster have you ever had a
wasters did you know boy stirs are an
aphrodisiac
it takes a certain amount of skill to
become a master austere shucker and your
special someone will be impressed by
your command of the craft we’re starting
with oysters you know what they say
about oysters doing – they have
parasites no well some people say that
oysters are an aphrodisiac
then there’s the mutual consumption as
both of your bodies fill up with zinc
and amino acids thus transforming you
into wild sex animals destined to do the
deed what we’re saying is that Easter’s
have a long-standing reputation as a
potent aphrodisiac and the buzz is real
have a few oysters after a couple of
glasses of wine and see what happens boy
stirs and sex have something in common
they’re both that good you close an eye
to the mess that they make
before we gobble down our top pick here
are a few honorable mentions number one
chocolate
it’s the ultimate aphrodisiac that
sparks romance before consumption and
elevates it to the next level after a
few tastes chocolate is simply delicious
and it’s the real complement for any
lovemaking scenario could you put an
exercise chocalate in my mind welcome
chocolates an aphrodisiac you know that
but there is science involved as
chocolate contains the love chemical
phenyl ethyl amine along with the
feel-good chemical by the name of Ananda
my the female experiences a biological
reaction to chocolate that triggers the
same pleasurable responses in the brain
as are triggered during the sex by
substituting chocolate for sex the
female will soon learn the difference
between sex and love love for a man will
no longer occupy her more but does it
really matter what they’re called
chocolate creates a relaxed feeling of
well-being and it makes everything just
a little bit better ironically this
aphrodisiac might even be more alluring
than sex itself do you agree with our
list
what aphrodisiacs work up your sexual
appetite for more mind-blowing top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com damn little lady you so
can’t put it away
you
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