September 11th Whistleblower: Comedy Skit

I I was member of the CIA or 911 and
today five years after that tragic day
I’d like to come forward and tell the
American people what actually happened
that day who did what and who didn’t
adoption we stopped this program to
bring you this late breaking news Paris
Hilton is arrested for a DUI after
leaving a charity event can you tell us
what happened she’s not gonna make it
I’m not good this early okay a big thank
you very much very excited what what
happened in I exactly basically she was
she was stopped and she was given a
breathalyzer test and now we resume our
program and brothers the complete story
really happened on 911