there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’ve got psychic
cucumbers Bank spankings and food in the
nude because I don’t like to get naked
in front of another man you know number
3 clairvoyant cucumber Paul the Octopus
rest his soul was a psychic and a
modern-day animal Oracle he predicted 12
out of 14 football match results
correctly during both the 2008 UEFA
European Championships and the 2010 FIFA
World Cup at which he predicted all
eight of Germany’s match results
correctly other animals tried to follow
suit Leon the porcupine penny the pygmy
hippopotamus all failed with their
predictions boobie boobie the Koala was
so poor at predicting that he was
relieved of match prediction duty at the
Leipzig zoo but now Paul can finally
give up the throne to a worthy successor
a Finnish cucumber well an English
cucumber from Finland the secret to the
cucumbers predicting powers is a mystery
as this interpreter spins it on the
floor The Closer appoints to a victor
the easier the victory if the cucumber
feels as though a match will end in a
draw it points between the two
competitors oh it hasn’t been as
accurate as Paul this gallon gourd is
certainly building up its cult cred
number two Chinese banks bank
as a leading nation in manufacturing
China has received quite a bit of
unfavorable press over the years for
having poor working conditions in some
factories but it came as a bit of a
shock when news surfaced of inhumane
treatment at a commercial bank video
footage of the bank’s staff being
spanked for poor performance at a
training session has gone viral this
week resulting in plenty of public
outrage as well as a suspension for the
boss of the Qiang Zi Jiang’s a rural
commercial bank the video showed eight
employees on stage being asked why they
finished last in a competition the boss
then proceeds to shout out get your
butt’s ready and beat the employees
several times with what appears to be a
thick wooden paddle the incident has
drawn complaints of being perverted and
ancient rightfully so hopefully this
boss receives the message or at least
gets a spanked bottom you must tie her
down on a bed and spank her the
dispatcher talking to him spanking of
employees in Richmond
number one nudist Reston we take your
pants off
Japan has some of the most aesthetically
pleasing food but one restaurant in
Tokyo is going for a different aesthetic
and it’s even more minimalist than
sashimi the Amrita opens in July 2016 as
one of only three naked restaurants in
the world
guests will hand over their clothing and
$700 us for a reservation and to return
we’ll have their food served to them by
muscular waiters and skimpy underwear
while enjoying a performance but if
you’re carrying a spare tire on your
midriff you might want to skip this
joint wait wait hang on a second
did you just say I was fat well uh yeah
you you are pretty fat um okay this is
news to me as part of a list of rules
posted on the restaurants website
patrons weighing more than 33 pounds
above the average weight for their
height will be refused entry okay look
we are capacity okay if you’re cutting
it close
you may want to weigh your options body
image we are here because there is
something wrong with society management
will ask patrons to step on the scale to
ensure they fall within their guidelines
on this spot it’s a very mean and nasty
place and I don’t care how tough you are
it will beat you to your knees and keep
you there permanently if you let it so
have we been eating cucumbers when we
should have been utilizing their wisdom
all along it’s a little bullshit and for
your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top ten lists published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
let’s go mini-golfing yeah
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’ve got psychic
cucumbers Bank spankings and food in the
nude because I don’t like to get naked
in front of another man you know number
3 clairvoyant cucumber Paul the Octopus
rest his soul was a psychic and a
modern-day animal Oracle he predicted 12
out of 14 football match results
correctly during both the 2008 UEFA
European Championships and the 2010 FIFA
World Cup at which he predicted all
eight of Germany’s match results
correctly other animals tried to follow
suit Leon the porcupine penny the pygmy
hippopotamus all failed with their
predictions boobie boobie the Koala was
so poor at predicting that he was
relieved of match prediction duty at the
Leipzig zoo but now Paul can finally
give up the throne to a worthy successor
a Finnish cucumber well an English
cucumber from Finland the secret to the
cucumbers predicting powers is a mystery
as this interpreter spins it on the
floor The Closer appoints to a victor
the easier the victory if the cucumber
feels as though a match will end in a
draw it points between the two
competitors oh it hasn’t been as
accurate as Paul this gallon gourd is
certainly building up its cult cred
number two Chinese banks bank
as a leading nation in manufacturing
China has received quite a bit of
unfavorable press over the years for
having poor working conditions in some
factories but it came as a bit of a
shock when news surfaced of inhumane
treatment at a commercial bank video
footage of the bank’s staff being
spanked for poor performance at a
training session has gone viral this
week resulting in plenty of public
outrage as well as a suspension for the
boss of the Qiang Zi Jiang’s a rural
commercial bank the video showed eight
employees on stage being asked why they
finished last in a competition the boss
then proceeds to shout out get your
butt’s ready and beat the employees
several times with what appears to be a
thick wooden paddle the incident has
drawn complaints of being perverted and
ancient rightfully so hopefully this
boss receives the message or at least
gets a spanked bottom you must tie her
down on a bed and spank her the
dispatcher talking to him spanking of
employees in Richmond
number one nudist Reston we take your
pants off
Japan has some of the most aesthetically
pleasing food but one restaurant in
Tokyo is going for a different aesthetic
and it’s even more minimalist than
sashimi the Amrita opens in July 2016 as
one of only three naked restaurants in
the world
guests will hand over their clothing and
$700 us for a reservation and to return
we’ll have their food served to them by
muscular waiters and skimpy underwear
while enjoying a performance but if
you’re carrying a spare tire on your
midriff you might want to skip this
joint wait wait hang on a second
did you just say I was fat well uh yeah
you you are pretty fat um okay this is
news to me as part of a list of rules
posted on the restaurants website
patrons weighing more than 33 pounds
above the average weight for their
height will be refused entry okay look
we are capacity okay if you’re cutting
it close
you may want to weigh your options body
image we are here because there is
something wrong with society management
will ask patrons to step on the scale to
ensure they fall within their guidelines
on this spot it’s a very mean and nasty
place and I don’t care how tough you are
it will beat you to your knees and keep
you there permanently if you let it so
have we been eating cucumbers when we
should have been utilizing their wisdom
all along it’s a little bullshit and for
your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top ten lists published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
let’s go mini-golfing yeah
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