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Marvel VS. DC


they both reign supreme in the comics
door and they both bring it home at the
box office with great power comes great
responsibility
but which is the best welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be pitting
Marvel against DC unbiased unprejudiced
fair round 1 heroes student 1 corner DC
highlights with a gaggle of good guys
that can save anybody from just about
anything Wonder Woman’s doing it for the
gals and she’s doing it in style
Batman’s as anti heroic as it’s probably
possible I’m Batman Superman well he
doesn’t get that overly positive prefix
on his name for nothing okay all right
now these cats make crime-fighting look
easy I’m here to help but it has to be
on my own terms but in the other corner
Marvel harbors its own harem of heroes
and they look strong very strong
Captain America packs a painful
patriotic punch Captain America Thor can
hammer home the issue and hammer at home
hard time for Odin son
Ironman seems to be taking over the
world one sequel at a time
I am Iron Man and spider-man amongst
other things
makes a full latex bodysuit look good
darah wonder they’re a sensation
appropriately they’re a marble all right
man that’s kind of catchy it’s got a
nice ring to it I mean it’s not
technically after the sheets of gold
titanium alloy but it’s kind of
evocative an amateur right
DC does well but they’ve been beaten to
the punch this time winner marvel I’ll
get the first-aid kit
round two villains that’s different of
course what’s a good hero without a good
villain
DC Universe is more than satisfactorily
scattered with Psychopaths
you’re insane No Lex Luthor proves a
real pain in the pectorals for Clark
Kent as does doomsday Brainiac and the
unrelenting rest need vision perhaps
Batman has the best or worst bunch of
enemies though how about a magic track
Bane super strength is the bane of the
bats life
Catwoman can turn on you as soon as you
turn to dust meow and the Joker’s about
as funny as the fires of hell why so
serious
Marvel makes a brilliant bad guy – hello
magneto proves difficult to repel in
x-men Loki takes sibling rivalry to a
whole new level in Thor that was just a
bit of fun writing
to ruin my brother’s big day and
spider-man has more than one awesome
archenemy rinconete yeah evil just isn’t
quite as exquisite though that’s all I
have to give take about II see you’re
very good at being very bad winner DC
aesthetic deserves a better class round
three sidekicks courage sometimes heroes
need help Batman has a select group of
buddies the most famous being Robin it’s
Batman and Robin not Robin and Batman
and I’m sick of it the guy rides in a
sidecar it doesn’t get more sidekick
than that
holy rusted metal Batman Bruce Wayne
also has Lucius Fox and Alfred
Pennyworth
who wouldn’t want Morgan Freeman and
Michael Caine on their side Kevlar
utility harness gas-powered magnetic
grapple gun Wonder Woman’s Wonder Girl
is also wonderful such dishonesty is not
befitting an Amazon princess as his
Superman’s ever impressionable Jimmy
Olsen hey do it Jimmy Olsen photographer
sidekicks aren’t as much of a standout
on the other side Pepper Potts is as
loyal as she is lovestruck in Iron Man
you want to just kiss it on the the
facial slit Falcon is Captain America’s
friend but he’s a hero in his own right
as well and Aunt May is arguably the
closest thing to a sidekick that
Spiderman ever gets you loved him and he
loved you once more marvel just misses
the mark I do anything and everything
that mr. stark requires winner DC fair
enough around for team-ups in both camps
there are incredible individuals but to
win this round they have to work as a
team
cry me a river the Justice League pushes
some very heavy heavy weights together
at DC with devastating effect my lord
Superman and the Justice League have
agreed to come to our aid Superman
Batman and Wonder Woman are backed up by
the Green Lantern flash Aquaman and the
Martian Manhunter I was just thinking
you me Wonder Woman Superman
we are all of us orphans and exiles
maybe we should call ourselves the
Justice League but Marvel has team
spirits spilling off of its pages and
out into its movie
how do we do this as a team the x-men
are drawn together by their mutinous hey
it’s me prove it
you’re a dick the Avengers are drawn
together by amongst other things samuel
l.jackson you’re gonna sleep cap for
almost 70 years and the guardians of the
galaxy are so diverse that they have
within their ranks a raccoon
what the hell does that have to do with
anything pulling themselves together as
we head into the last round Marvel makes
it level winner Marvel will say that all
the time it’s not that unique of a thing
to say round five thieves I’ve
discovered his weakness yes it counts
and she cares for this earth the comics
and their movie adaptations hope to
entertain
first and foremost but there are plenty
of messages motives and themes within
their writing you either die a hero or
you live long enough to see yourself
become the villain at DC the word of the
day month and year is justice I’m here
to fight for truth and justice and the
American Way it’s everything the heroes
want and everything the villains are
trying to disrupt the only sensible way
to live in this world is without rules
theme for the masses what were you
trying to prove
everyone’s essentially as you at Marvel
justice is important but it isn’t always
everything you homo sapiens and here
comes spider-man Wolverine and company
deal with traditional issues of equality
and fairness I’m looking for hope I will
bring you home or a friend but they also
look at those precise and modern issues
that drive society today big man in a
suit of armor take that off what are you
genius billionaire playboy
philanthropist there are different
allusions to drug use homosexuality race
and sexism before I worked for shield I
well I made a name for myself
justice is key but it isn’t the only
priority your continuing search for home
in a yo-yo battle Marvel is on top when
it counts winner marvel
I’m starving
verdict by a score of three to two
the winner is Marvel a very close
encounter of the comic kind DC doesn’t
quite have enough and even if you are
the last you’re not alone do you agree
with our verdict we Rose Nolan Daffy to
kill you now
or does DC do it for you and rely on
anyone these day
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