hi this is world famous comedian John
Hastings and this is of course
watchmojo.com ladies and gentlemen today
we’re talking about farting farting is
something everyone loves it’s the gift
that keeps on giving back it’s the great
uniter of the world the Queen of England
Jesus Christ Barack Obama Sarah Palin
Stephen Harper they have all passed wind
just like the homeless guy just like
your dad just like your grandfather who
does a while he’s watching sports and
then all the little grandchildren right
out into the field go he farted this is
the thing why is there a war on passing
gas why are you so nervous you’re at a
date with a pretty girl like that pretty
girl right there let’s say we’re at a
date do you know what I mean and I would
walk up to her and we’re sitting and
we’re enjoying our time together and
then suddenly the beef burrito I had for
lunch it comes back to say hello
suddenly the dates over that is bullshit
all right listen up it’s natural don’t
like I’m doing walking up dropping trou
and dropping a plop in the soup no I’m
just saying that I’ve eaten something it
might be disagreeing with me or I just
need a punch line to the joke I just
said and suddenly no no it smells bad in
here who don’t do it it’s disgusting why
are you jumping to the air with your
pants down so you can fart my mother’s
face because it’s funny but when you
never could you never could do it
because everyone be all know farting not
farting not that thing not that thing
that everyone does not everyone’s gay so
I can understand why some people may be
like you know what I don’t agree with
that I don’t think it’s right not to
agree with it but I could see the
somewhat crazy logic I do not see any
logic if anyone ever being upset at
farting you want to know what maybe if
we bring farting into the lexicon of
society maybe that’s the first wall
that’s broken down liberal and
conservative will hug together and then
just as the hug they squeeze each
other’s bellies and they both fought
many the conservative one goes you know
what maybe we should let these gays
marys and the liberal goes you know what
that’s probably a good idea it’s a hug
again and they partner getting new what
gay marriage in the entire world men we
should get down to smoking weed because
I got news for you you get high and then
you fart that’s the funniest thing in
the entire world so then we get the
liberal the conservative we get George W
Bush and John McCain and Sarah Palin
brock obama Joe Biden bill can we get
them a bong we get them some I know
asparagus they fart they get high and it
solves the world’s problems I don’t
understand what I’ve been talking about
for watchmojo.com and for farting this
has been John Hastings
Hastings and this is of course
watchmojo.com ladies and gentlemen today
we’re talking about farting farting is
something everyone loves it’s the gift
that keeps on giving back it’s the great
uniter of the world the Queen of England
Jesus Christ Barack Obama Sarah Palin
Stephen Harper they have all passed wind
just like the homeless guy just like
your dad just like your grandfather who
does a while he’s watching sports and
then all the little grandchildren right
out into the field go he farted this is
the thing why is there a war on passing
gas why are you so nervous you’re at a
date with a pretty girl like that pretty
girl right there let’s say we’re at a
date do you know what I mean and I would
walk up to her and we’re sitting and
we’re enjoying our time together and
then suddenly the beef burrito I had for
lunch it comes back to say hello
suddenly the dates over that is bullshit
all right listen up it’s natural don’t
like I’m doing walking up dropping trou
and dropping a plop in the soup no I’m
just saying that I’ve eaten something it
might be disagreeing with me or I just
need a punch line to the joke I just
said and suddenly no no it smells bad in
here who don’t do it it’s disgusting why
are you jumping to the air with your
pants down so you can fart my mother’s
face because it’s funny but when you
never could you never could do it
because everyone be all know farting not
farting not that thing not that thing
that everyone does not everyone’s gay so
I can understand why some people may be
like you know what I don’t agree with
that I don’t think it’s right not to
agree with it but I could see the
somewhat crazy logic I do not see any
logic if anyone ever being upset at
farting you want to know what maybe if
we bring farting into the lexicon of
society maybe that’s the first wall
that’s broken down liberal and
conservative will hug together and then
just as the hug they squeeze each
other’s bellies and they both fought
many the conservative one goes you know
what maybe we should let these gays
marys and the liberal goes you know what
that’s probably a good idea it’s a hug
again and they partner getting new what
gay marriage in the entire world men we
should get down to smoking weed because
I got news for you you get high and then
you fart that’s the funniest thing in
the entire world so then we get the
liberal the conservative we get George W
Bush and John McCain and Sarah Palin
brock obama Joe Biden bill can we get
them a bong we get them some I know
asparagus they fart they get high and it
solves the world’s problems I don’t
understand what I’ve been talking about
for watchmojo.com and for farting this
has been John Hastings
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