welcome to watchmojo.com I’m
internationally famous comedian John
Hastings and the recent events of barack
obama winning the presidency of the
United States based in part to his use
of the internet I have come to you
internet nerds for help for you see I
have a dispute with my neighbor and I
didn’t want to be a dick and go to the
landlord so I wrote them a letter and
then they wrote me a letter I known in
this economic crisis time we need to
conserve ink and paper so I’ve brought
the letters i’m going to read them to
you let’s see if we can figure out a
solution here’s the first letter i could
post dear tenants of 3103 saint-antoine
please refrain from playing techno music
at five in the morning for I use this
time to drink scotch whiskey watch the
television show Frasier or steal food
from my roommates sincerely John
Hastings 3103 saint-antoine and here was
their response dear homophobic ghost
rapist please stay out of my personal
business this is odd because business is
spelled with a Z and only one s so with
some buzz pneus stay out of my personal
business if you contact me again I’m
going to find you and I’m going to you
sincerely the tenants of 3103
saint-antoine PS you’re a fag bot well I
spit in the face of danger friends so i
can post a retort to their response here
it is dear tenants of 3 103
saint-antoine first off i am not a
homophobe of course you could know that
from my previous letter because it
contained nothing about homosexuals
homosexuality or even the letter H
secondly it’s impossible to rape a ghost
they are not of this realm for more
information please consult the movie
aptly titled ghost now your spelling
atrocious business is spelled with 3 s’s
one right after that you and a trail of
them continuing towards the next period
now you try to threaten me with the
phrase I’m going to find you and I’m
going to
q this is not that threatening you might
say to a pretty girl like hey maybe
later I could find you and I could you
and you do it it’d be sweet know if you
wanted to threaten me you could say
something along the lines of hey maybe
later I could find you and stick you in
a tiny crawl space forcing you to watch
the television show blossom until you
rip out your own eyes saying whoa
finally you ended your letter by calling
me a fag bot let me ask you something
Frank are you developing gay robots does
this explain the techno music please get
back to me John Hastings 3103
saint-antoine that was the
letter-writing joke ladies and gentlemen
I hope you enjoyed it hope you had a
great time you’re a great audience and
for the Internet I’m John Hastings
internationally famous comedian John
Hastings and the recent events of barack
obama winning the presidency of the
United States based in part to his use
of the internet I have come to you
internet nerds for help for you see I
have a dispute with my neighbor and I
didn’t want to be a dick and go to the
landlord so I wrote them a letter and
then they wrote me a letter I known in
this economic crisis time we need to
conserve ink and paper so I’ve brought
the letters i’m going to read them to
you let’s see if we can figure out a
solution here’s the first letter i could
post dear tenants of 3103 saint-antoine
please refrain from playing techno music
at five in the morning for I use this
time to drink scotch whiskey watch the
television show Frasier or steal food
from my roommates sincerely John
Hastings 3103 saint-antoine and here was
their response dear homophobic ghost
rapist please stay out of my personal
business this is odd because business is
spelled with a Z and only one s so with
some buzz pneus stay out of my personal
business if you contact me again I’m
going to find you and I’m going to you
sincerely the tenants of 3103
saint-antoine PS you’re a fag bot well I
spit in the face of danger friends so i
can post a retort to their response here
it is dear tenants of 3 103
saint-antoine first off i am not a
homophobe of course you could know that
from my previous letter because it
contained nothing about homosexuals
homosexuality or even the letter H
secondly it’s impossible to rape a ghost
they are not of this realm for more
information please consult the movie
aptly titled ghost now your spelling
atrocious business is spelled with 3 s’s
one right after that you and a trail of
them continuing towards the next period
now you try to threaten me with the
phrase I’m going to find you and I’m
going to
q this is not that threatening you might
say to a pretty girl like hey maybe
later I could find you and I could you
and you do it it’d be sweet know if you
wanted to threaten me you could say
something along the lines of hey maybe
later I could find you and stick you in
a tiny crawl space forcing you to watch
the television show blossom until you
rip out your own eyes saying whoa
finally you ended your letter by calling
me a fag bot let me ask you something
Frank are you developing gay robots does
this explain the techno music please get
back to me John Hastings 3103
saint-antoine that was the
letter-writing joke ladies and gentlemen
I hope you enjoyed it hope you had a
great time you’re a great audience and
for the Internet I’m John Hastings
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